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Posted: 7/24/2016 12:29:28 PM EDT
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You're the kind of guy I hope my daughters never bring home...... Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Fuuuck.ii get that the biological goal of every specis is to reproduce. but this is too much. SO MUCH TESTESTERONE!~!1! i cant handle this. just random boners pop up when looking at girls and their huge tanned thighs . i guess at least I dont have a gf or a wife to nag me about looking at other women  
Oh man I remember dancing at a prom. Had a boner too, had to tell the girl I needed to tie my shoe and spent like 2min tying it for it to go away  (made some bullshit excuse they the laces were new and slippery, and they were to an extent on those dress shoes)
Or having to rub one out every other day, sometimes 2 a day LOL. Fuuu nature Man i wish we were like girls so we werent so horny about every other day or so. I guess there is at least video games but WoW isnt going into the right direction  They certainly wouldn't voluntarily |
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Posted: 7/24/2016 12:29:31 PM EDT
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Fuuuck.ii get that the biological goal of every specis is to reproduce. but this is too much. SO MUCH TESTESTERONE!~!1! i cant handle this. just random boners pop up when looking at girls and their huge tanned thighs . i guess at least I dont have a gf or a wife to nag me about looking at other women
Oh man I remember dancing at a prom. Had a boner too, had to tell the girl I needed to tie my shoe and spent like 2min tying it for it to go away (made some bullshit excuse they the laces were new and slippery, and they were to an extent on those dress shoes)
Or having to rub one out every other day, sometimes 2 a day LOL. Fuuu nature Man i wish we were like girls so we werent so horny about every other day or so. I guess there is at least video games but WoW isnt going into the right direction You went to a prom? I don't believe you. |
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Posted: 7/24/2016 12:29:44 PM EDT
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Pic didn't work. Nvm.
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Posted: 7/24/2016 12:30:28 PM EDT
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Posted: 7/24/2016 12:30:32 PM EDT
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Women are every bit as horny. Middle aged women. |
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Posted: 7/24/2016 12:30:56 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: WoWpro, I've always loved dogs. Embarrassing wood can be blunted quickly shriveled with imagining dead puppies Debbie Wasserman-Schulz. Well, it worked for me.  |
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Posted: 7/24/2016 12:31:27 PM EDT
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WoWpro is the only quality troll on this board these days. He's a troll but he's real. I've seen him with my own eyes. He Arocked the fuck out of himself on here posting his address etc., we live in the same city. |
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Posted: 7/24/2016 12:32:05 PM EDT
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In on this Wowpro boner thread.
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Posted: 7/24/2016 12:32:19 PM EDT
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You eat and fuck before the prom, just don't mess up her hair
I always drove my Dads cadalac so she could get on top of me in the back seat with her dress on. I had my date whisper to me in the prom...their is jizz on my crenlen asshole  |
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Posted: 7/24/2016 12:33:38 PM EDT
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You can make a living taking care of other guy's boners.
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Posted: 7/24/2016 12:33:39 PM EDT
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Today is a good day.
Got a good range session in, and I'm now cleaning guns watching this thread develop. |
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Posted: 7/24/2016 12:33:59 PM EDT
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OP you are complaining why??????
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Posted: 7/24/2016 12:34:42 PM EDT
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why are men so horny Cuz wormens is so hot. 
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Posted: 7/24/2016 12:35:49 PM EDT
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I woulda thought you would be tapping all those chicks that moved in with you by this point?
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Posted: 7/24/2016 12:36:48 PM EDT
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No shit. Random boners because the wind blew the right way was constant during puberty. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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wtf? Are you hitting puberty? No shit. Random boners because the wind blew the right way was constant during puberty. Getting one during class was a guaranteed way to get called to the front of the room to solve a problem. |
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Posted: 7/24/2016 12:37:44 PM EDT
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How much longer till OP kidnaps a girl and keeps her in a hole in his basement?
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Posted: 7/24/2016 12:38:07 PM EDT
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WoWpro is the only quality troll on this board these days. RustedAce has trolling game. |
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Posted: 7/24/2016 12:39:58 PM EDT
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Posted: 7/24/2016 12:40:33 PM EDT
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How much longer till OP kidnaps a another girl and keeps her in a hole in his basement? FIFY |
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Posted: 7/24/2016 12:41:11 PM EDT
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RustedAce has trolling game. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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WoWpro is the only quality troll on this board these days. RustedAce has trolling game. Wow pro really sells it when he Arocks himself, and pms me to stop picking on him. Whatever happened to those female roommates that he had to listen to getting dicked down by their boyfriends? |
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Posted: 7/24/2016 12:41:22 PM EDT
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Jesus fuck, you're still here? I figured you would have been banned by now.
How's that herpes going, and did you ever let your friend use your shitty TV? |
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Posted: 7/24/2016 12:41:38 PM EDT
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Getting one during class was a guaranteed way to get called to the front of the room to solve a problem. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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wtf? Are you hitting puberty? No shit. Random boners because the wind blew the right way was constant during puberty. Getting one during class was a guaranteed way to get called to the front of the room to solve a problem. You didn't master the "bent over walk" for that situation? 
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Posted: 7/24/2016 12:41:56 PM EDT
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I think he has to deepen the pit. The last girl escaped.
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Posted: 7/24/2016 12:42:32 PM EDT
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Jesus fuck, you're still here? I figured you would have been banned by now. How's that herpes going, and did you ever let your friend use your shitty TV? I'm still waiting for him to update us on how the whole "lawnmower thing" went. Thing is, WoWPro is harmless and he's kind of funny. Sort of like GSeriesFAL used to be. I vote we keep him, for now anyway. |
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Posted: 7/24/2016 12:42:56 PM EDT
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It stops being so bad once you actually get laid 20 or so times.
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Posted: 7/24/2016 12:43:23 PM EDT
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God damn. I never heard of THAT before. Shit, I would just as soon the doc put me down. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Wait'll you get 50ish or so, it won't be nearly so much of a problem. Then you'll need to take boner pills. OR... the Dr puts you on a med with one of the side affects is no orgasm. so you live the rest of your life horny and cant do a thing about it.. God damn. I never heard of THAT before. Shit, I would just as soon the doc put me down. Anti-depressents have that effect. Its not that bad. Sometimes you just have to put more effort into it. But you definitely won't be a two pump chump and she usually gets off first anyway. Which keeps 'em cumming back for more. |
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Posted: 7/24/2016 12:43:51 PM EDT
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Also what the fuck, OP? WoW?
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Posted: 7/24/2016 12:45:43 PM EDT
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Posted: 7/24/2016 12:46:02 PM EDT
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No shit. Random boners because the wind blew the right way was constant during puberty. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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wtf? Are you hitting puberty? No shit. Random boners because the wind blew the right way was constant during puberty. Still happens to me at almost 40. Should I get my T checked ?
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Posted: 7/24/2016 12:46:10 PM EDT
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Ballz... |
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Posted: 7/24/2016 12:46:52 PM EDT
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You didn't master the "bent over walk" for that situation? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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wtf? Are you hitting puberty? No shit. Random boners because the wind blew the right way was constant during puberty. Getting one during class was a guaranteed way to get called to the front of the room to solve a problem. You didn't master the "bent over walk" for that situation? You weren't fooling anybody.
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Posted: 7/24/2016 12:47:57 PM EDT
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You weren't fooling anybody. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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wtf? Are you hitting puberty? No shit. Random boners because the wind blew the right way was constant during puberty. Getting one during class was a guaranteed way to get called to the front of the room to solve a problem. You didn't master the "bent over walk" for that situation? You weren't fooling anybody. "I have a bad stomach cramp."
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Posted: 7/24/2016 12:48:31 PM EDT
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You went to a prom? I don't believe you. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Fuuuck.ii get that the biological goal of every specis is to reproduce. but this is too much. SO MUCH TESTESTERONE!~!1! i cant handle this. just random boners pop up when looking at girls and their huge tanned thighs . i guess at least I dont have a gf or a wife to nag me about looking at other women
Oh man I remember dancing at a prom. Had a boner too, had to tell the girl I needed to tie my shoe and spent like 2min tying it for it to go away (made some bullshit excuse they the laces were new and slippery, and they were to an extent on those dress shoes)
Or having to rub one out every other day, sometimes 2 a day LOL. Fuuu nature Man i wish we were like girls so we werent so horny about every other day or so. I guess there is at least video games but WoW isnt going into the right direction You went to a prom? I don't believe you. He didn't say he had a date. |
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Posted: 7/24/2016 12:50:02 PM EDT
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He didn't say he had a date. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Fuuuck.ii get that the biological goal of every specis is to reproduce. but this is too much. SO MUCH TESTESTERONE!~!1! i cant handle this. just random boners pop up when looking at girls and their huge tanned thighs . i guess at least I dont have a gf or a wife to nag me about looking at other women
Oh man I remember dancing at a prom. Had a boner too, had to tell the girl I needed to tie my shoe and spent like 2min tying it for it to go away (made some bullshit excuse they the laces were new and slippery, and they were to an extent on those dress shoes)
Or having to rub one out every other day, sometimes 2 a day LOL. Fuuu nature Man i wish we were like girls so we werent so horny about every other day or so. I guess there is at least video games but WoW isnt going into the right direction You went to a prom? I don't believe you. He didn't say he had a date.
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Posted: 7/24/2016 12:52:19 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: WoWpro, I've always loved dogs. Embarrassing wood can be blunted with imagining dead puppies. Well, it worked for me. That's amateur hour. Sometimes you gotta go nuclear and mentally disembowel and carve up your grandma with a hunting knife. Though I tried to reserve that for heavy shit like chalkboard callups, that kinda thing is hard to compartmentalize. #realtalk |
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Posted: 7/24/2016 12:52:20 PM EDT
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In before "pitch a tent like a boss".
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Posted: 7/24/2016 12:52:37 PM EDT
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You're the kind of guy I hope my daughters never bring home...... Quote HistoryQuoted:
You're the kind of guy I hope my daughters never bring home...... Quoted:
Fuuuck.ii get that the biological goal of every specis is to reproduce. but this is too much. SO MUCH TESTESTERONE!~!1! i cant handle this. just random boners pop up when looking at girls and their huge tanned thighs . i guess at least I dont have a gf or a wife to nag me about looking at other women
Oh man I remember dancing at a prom. Had a boner too, had to tell the girl I needed to tie my shoe and spent like 2min tying it for it to go away (made some bullshit excuse they the laces were new and slippery, and they were to an extent on those dress shoes)
Or having to rub one out every other day, sometimes 2 a day LOL. Fuuu nature Man i wish we were like girls so we werent so horny about every other day or so. I guess there is at least video games but WoW isnt going into the right direction He's the guy your daughter introduces as a "friend" Who is over to study. And by "study" she's quite literally having him do her homework for her while she texts the guy she doesn't bring over. |
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Posted: 7/24/2016 12:54:18 PM EDT
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I'd just stand up there with a big boner and smile
no fucks to give
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Posted: 7/24/2016 12:54:51 PM EDT
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Fuuuck.ii get that the biological goal of every specis is to reproduce. but this is too much. SO MUCH TESTESTERONE!~!1! i cant handle this. just random boners pop up when looking at girls and their huge tanned thighs . i guess at least I dont have a gf or a wife to nag me about looking at other women
Oh man I remember dancing at a prom. Had a boner too, had to tell the girl I needed to tie my shoe and spent like 2min tying it for it to go away (made some bullshit excuse they the laces were new and slippery, and they were to an extent on those dress shoes)
Or having to rub one out every other day, sometimes 2 a day LOL. Fuuu nature Man i wish we were like girls so we werent so horny about every other day or so. I guess there is at least video games but WoW isnt going into the right direction Self control maybe? WTF is wrong with you? |
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Posted: 7/24/2016 12:56:10 PM EDT
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Wait'll you get 50ish or so, it won't be nearly so much of a problem. Then you'll need to take boner pills. I'm 51, and still get excited by a stiff breeze or a sudden temperature change. |
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Posted: 7/24/2016 12:58:09 PM EDT
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Tbh, I hope boners never stop lol. It would be a sad day if they went away
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Posted: 7/24/2016 12:59:52 PM EDT
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Get married and it will end.
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Posted: 7/24/2016 1:00:14 PM EDT
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i have the weirdest boner right now...
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Posted: 7/24/2016 1:01:43 PM EDT
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WoWPro thread ! ! ! 
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Posted: 7/24/2016 1:02:53 PM EDT
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WoWPro thread ! ! ! ARFCOM GD. When you need a Pro, go WoWPro or go home! |
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Posted: 7/24/2016 1:04:55 PM EDT
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Get married and it will end. Having money in your wallet or sex, which one? |
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Posted: 7/24/2016 1:09:27 PM EDT
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"I have a bad stomach cramp."
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Getting one during class was a guaranteed way to get called to the front of the room to solve a problem. You didn't master the "bent over walk" for that situation? You weren't fooling anybody. "I have a bad stomach cramp."
I wish I would have thought of that. I don't think anyone believed that a 13 yo had a bad back. 
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Posted: 7/24/2016 1:11:38 PM EDT
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Who are you? Really. Bruce Wayne's troll account |
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Posted: 7/24/2016 1:13:45 PM EDT
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Get married and it will end. Untrue!
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Posted: 7/24/2016 1:14:53 PM EDT
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WoWpro is the only quality troll on this board these days. WoWPro isn't a troll. |
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