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Posted: 6/30/2016 8:49:20 PM EDT
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Crabby always watches CNN. I can't stand it and I would yell at the screen. Now Bimba starts barking and growling whenever she hears Anderson Pooper's voice. Now my blood pressure is raised by the Hillary Clinton commercials. I can't take it anymore. I'm going to call the cable company next week and get the Communist News Network. Isn't there snow to shovel yet? Surely summer is over in cannukistan. |
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Posted: 6/30/2016 8:51:19 PM EDT
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Elvis tended to shoot the TV when he got pissed at it.
Just sayin'... |
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Posted: 6/30/2016 8:55:53 PM EDT
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Heh heh....Anderson Pooper. |
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Posted: 6/30/2016 8:59:50 PM EDT
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Silly idea but, why don't you get crabby a push broom? She could use it to keep your driveway/road clear. And it would make great practice for winter time snow shoveling.
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Posted: 6/30/2016 9:01:33 PM EDT
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If a cable box then just block the channel with a password
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Posted: 6/30/2016 9:02:58 PM EDT
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Sounds like things are back to normal.
Good deal. 
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Posted: 6/30/2016 9:05:32 PM EDT
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Silly idea but, why don't you get crabby a push broom? She could use it to keep your driveway/road clear. And it would make great practice for winter time snow shoveling. I got her a lovely horse hair broom. It was made in England and cost $200. I also bought her a brand new mop. But she's so ungrateful. She also complained when I bought her a vacuum cleaner one Valentine's Day. |
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Posted: 7/12/2016 8:47:55 PM EDT
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She's watching Obungo's speech. I feel like shooting the screen.
He is such a filthy sack of shit. |
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Posted: 7/12/2016 8:50:24 PM EDT
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Crabby always watches CNN. I can't stand it and I would yell at the screen. Now Bimba starts barking and growling whenever she hears Anderson Pooper's voice. Now my blood pressure is raised by the Hillary Clinton commercials. I can't take it anymore. I'm going to call the cable company next week and get rid of the Communist News Network. Couldn't you just program your TV so it skips it? Tell her they removed it or something. |
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Posted: 7/12/2016 8:53:56 PM EDT
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Damn Fluffy, those aren't even your politicians.
 I bet when you think about that French speaking communist in charge of Canada, it gives you an eye twitch or something. |
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Posted: 7/12/2016 8:54:59 PM EDT
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This thread has insufficient pics of Bimba Bulldog barking at Anderson Pooper on the Clinton News Network.
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Posted: 7/12/2016 8:55:11 PM EDT
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Get a second remote. Change channel from a discrete location.
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Posted: 7/12/2016 8:59:39 PM EDT
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Get a second remote. Change channel from a discrete location. You can do this with your cell phone. Much Ninja style. |
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Posted: 7/12/2016 9:04:56 PM EDT
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Don't feel bad. 900 channels and we end up watching food channel (which is pure hell cause she has me on a diet) or Property Brothers. Even FOX has gone to the commies.
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Posted: 7/12/2016 9:06:50 PM EDT
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I wish I was married to OP, he sounds fun.
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Posted: 7/12/2016 9:07:31 PM EDT
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Heh heh....Anderson's Pooper. Fify |
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Posted: 7/12/2016 9:11:11 PM EDT
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I wish I was married to OP, he sounds fun. Are you a skilled snow shoveller? Can you bake bread? Do you look good in an apron? |
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Posted: 7/12/2016 9:20:21 PM EDT
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Are you a skilled snow shoveller? Can you bake bread? Do you look good in an apron? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I wish I was married to OP, he sounds fun. Are you a skilled snow shoveller? Can you bake bread? Do you look good in an apron? Can you field strip a Garand ? |
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Posted: 7/12/2016 9:23:04 PM EDT
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Grow a pair and change the channel.
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Posted: 7/12/2016 9:23:44 PM EDT
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I got her a lovely horse hair broom. It was made in England and cost $200. I also bought her a brand new mop. But she's so ungrateful. She also complained when I bought her a vacuum cleaner one Valentine's Day. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Silly idea but, why don't you get crabby a push broom? She could use it to keep your driveway/road clear. And it would make great practice for winter time snow shoveling. I got her a lovely horse hair broom. It was made in England and cost $200. I also bought her a brand new mop. But she's so ungrateful. She also complained when I bought her a vacuum cleaner one Valentine's Day. All of this plus watching CNN? Eject. 
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Posted: 7/12/2016 9:30:06 PM EDT
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All of this plus watching CNN? Eject.
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Silly idea but, why don't you get crabby a push broom? She could use it to keep your driveway/road clear. And it would make great practice for winter time snow shoveling. I got her a lovely horse hair broom. It was made in England and cost $200. I also bought her a brand new mop. But she's so ungrateful. She also complained when I bought her a vacuum cleaner one Valentine's Day. All of this plus watching CNN? Eject.
I'm trying to replace her. But skilled snow shovellers are hard to find. |
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Posted: 7/12/2016 9:33:07 PM EDT
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How come y'all watch our shit from up there?
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Posted: 7/12/2016 9:35:27 PM EDT
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How come y'all watch our shit from up there? If you get cable, CNN, NBC, CBS, ABC is included. Thank God, we don't get FOX. |
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Posted: 7/12/2016 9:45:45 PM EDT
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Elvis tended to shoot the TV when he got pissed at it. Just sayin'... |
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Posted: 7/12/2016 9:47:28 PM EDT
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She's watching Obungo's speech. I feel like shooting the screen. He is such a filthy sack of shit. You are my favorite Canadian. Now go post some pics of your Italian mistresses! |
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Posted: 7/12/2016 9:48:54 PM EDT
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I shot the TV when bill cliton was elected,,, and shot another one was he was set free for cuming on the blue dress and the senate gave him a pass.
damn those picture tubes make a load noise |
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Posted: 7/12/2016 11:31:14 PM EDT
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I'm trying to replace her. But skilled snow shovellers are hard to find. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Silly idea but, why don't you get crabby a push broom? She could use it to keep your driveway/road clear. And it would make great practice for winter time snow shoveling. I got her a lovely horse hair broom. It was made in England and cost $200. I also bought her a brand new mop. But she's so ungrateful. She also complained when I bought her a vacuum cleaner one Valentine's Day. All of this plus watching CNN? Eject.
I'm trying to replace her. But skilled snow shovellers are hard to find. You like tortillas? |
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