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Link Posted: 6/29/2016 4:22:43 AM EDT
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King of the Pr0n?
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I think my reputation can speak for itself on that one.
Link Posted: 6/29/2016 4:22:44 AM EDT
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Have any of you even seen his edited certificate of live birth? His academic records?

I would urge caution.
Link Posted: 6/29/2016 4:23:33 AM EDT
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Damn,.

We up early or late?

Link Posted: 6/29/2016 4:24:06 AM EDT
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These are all lies and rumours put out by the pre teen media.
Link Posted: 6/29/2016 4:24:48 AM EDT
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Damn,.



We up early or late?



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Late, I'm yawning.
Link Posted: 6/29/2016 4:27:29 AM EDT
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In on 2


Link Posted: 6/29/2016 4:27:34 AM EDT
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ETA should probably say NSFW
Link Posted: 6/29/2016 4:28:59 AM EDT
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The poetic, almost Apocalyptic thread title dragged me in.

I'll stay for the free smokes.

You got my vote, pal.

Link Posted: 6/29/2016 4:31:37 AM EDT
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  These are all lies and rumours put out by the pre teen media.
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Have any of you even seen his edited certificate of live birth? His academic records?

I would urge caution.

  These are all lies and rumours put out by the pre teen media.


Like Tiger Beat?

Holy fuck I'm old for even remembering Tiger Beat.

Make me your Henry Kissinger.
Link Posted: 6/29/2016 4:38:46 AM EDT
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Holy fuck I'm old for even remembering Tiger Beat.

Make me your Henry Kissinger.
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Oh yeah- Tiger beat. Did they ever have a cover without that David whatshisname from The Partridge Family?

Bags full of pink plastic curlers, Aquanet hair spray and AM radio on a Saturday night.

Raised with 3 sisters.

Link Posted: 6/29/2016 4:40:17 AM EDT
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Like Tiger Beat?



Holy fuck I'm old for even remembering Tiger Beat.



Make me your Henry Kissinger.
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Have any of you even seen his edited certificate of live birth? His academic records?



I would urge caution.


  These are all lies and rumours put out by the pre teen media.





Like Tiger Beat?



Holy fuck I'm old for even remembering Tiger Beat.



Make me your Henry Kissinger.




 
It is done
Link Posted: 6/29/2016 4:43:26 AM EDT
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So.

You putting together a cabinet, or a Troika?

Link Posted: 6/29/2016 4:46:03 AM EDT
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Oh yeah- Tiger beat. Did they ever have a cover without that David whatshisname from The Partridge Family?

Bags full of pink plastic curlers, Aquanet hair spray and AM radio on a Saturday night.

Raised with 3 sisters.

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Like Tiger Beat?

Holy fuck I'm old for even remembering Tiger Beat.

Make me your Henry Kissinger.


Oh yeah- Tiger beat. Did they ever have a cover without that David whatshisname from The Partridge Family?

Bags full of pink plastic curlers, Aquanet hair spray and AM radio on a Saturday night.

Raised with 3 sisters.



David Cassidy or Donny Osmond on every cover.

My sister bought every issue.

I need to remind her about that and point and laugh.
Link Posted: 6/29/2016 4:47:01 AM EDT
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I approve of this msg
Link Posted: 6/29/2016 4:47:46 AM EDT
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So.



You putting together a cabinet, or a Troika?



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There will be a council.
Link Posted: 6/29/2016 4:47:59 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/29/2016 4:48:10 AM EDT
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Told ya, too smart for his age.
Link Posted: 6/29/2016 4:50:11 AM EDT
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That was Billy Mumfrey's downfall.
Link Posted: 6/29/2016 4:50:17 AM EDT
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The poetic, almost Apocalyptic thread title dragged me in.



I'll stay for the free smokes.



You got my vote, pal.



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Link Posted: 6/29/2016 4:50:54 AM EDT
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Told ya, too smart for his age.
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I think there is a lot of evidence to the contrary on that.
Link Posted: 6/29/2016 4:57:32 AM EDT
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Many council positions are available.





So far the Hand of The King is taken by leatherface_y2k








The rest of you are more then welcome to throw your hat in.

 
Link Posted: 6/29/2016 5:02:29 AM EDT
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I'd like to be Tyrion Lannister. I have many wonderful qualifications for the job. Firstly, I'm short. Not quite as short as sylvan, but short enough. Secondly, I have spent decades inebriated to both good end and effect. Finally, I enjoy women of low moral standing.
Link Posted: 6/29/2016 5:06:36 AM EDT
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I'll have to cultivate a creepy, weird croaking accent. I can do that.

My rulings will tend to be extremely harsh, but fair, ya know?
Link Posted: 6/29/2016 5:11:29 AM EDT
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I'd like to be Tyrion Lannister. I have many wonderful qualifications for the job. Firstly, I'm short. Not quite as short as sylvan, but short enough. Secondly, I have spent decades inebriated to both good end and effect. Finally, I enjoy women of low moral standing.
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Hmm.




You sound like a good fit for Master of Coin. I like the way you spend money.
Link Posted: 6/29/2016 5:13:19 AM EDT
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I'll have to cultivate a creepy, weird croaking accent. I can do that.



My rulings will tend to be extremely harsh, but fair, ya know?
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That is acceptable.




We need harsh, but fair in the New GD.
Link Posted: 6/29/2016 5:13:23 AM EDT
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Awww shit... 13'ers acting up...






Fine.  I know how to handle this...










Polytech and Norinco make the best M1A's...




Polytech and Norinco make the best M1A's...




Polytech and Norinco make the best M1A's...







Just in case that doesn't work...
















Truck drivers should just stay in the right lane and put up with going slow and let faster cars pass safely instead of endangering everyone on the road by blocking traffic in thier 1 mph drag race.












Link Posted: 6/29/2016 5:14:34 AM EDT
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I'm in as long as I can show up late and drunk for the meetings.
Link Posted: 6/29/2016 5:15:25 AM EDT
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I'm in as long as I can show up late and drunk for the meetings.
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It's basically required.
Link Posted: 6/29/2016 5:16:41 AM EDT
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Awww shit... 13'ers acting up...
Fine.  I know how to handle this...
Polytech and Norinco make the best M1A's...





Polytech and Norinco make the best M1A's...





Polytech and Norinco make the best M1A's...
Just in case that doesn't work...
Truck drivers should just stay in the right lane and put up with going slow and let faster cars pass safely instead of endangering everyone on the road by blocking traffic in thier 1 mph drag race.
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I like you madcap, I'd let you fuck my brother if 300lb dudes were your thing.






Link Posted: 6/29/2016 5:24:51 AM EDT
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...King of Teeners, Peddler of Smut, and Site Staff burner account


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brotherfucker?

Eta: ha, previous post was a weird coincidence. Or was it?
Link Posted: 6/29/2016 5:26:18 AM EDT
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Well, I think I could devote some time as Minister of Agriculture.

I would do away with corn production for ethanol, and move it to 100% grain alcohol.

I'd also like to increase tobacco subsidies.

We'd then propose decreasing taxes on alcohol and tobacco products.

Increased consumption would actually grow revenue.

Further increases could result by lowering the drinking/tobacco consumption ages to 15.

It would also increase your voter base.

I think.

Link Posted: 6/29/2016 5:29:33 AM EDT
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brotherfucker?



Eta: ha, previous post was a weird coincidence. Or was it?
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...King of Teeners, Peddler of Smut, and Site Staff burner account





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brotherfucker?



Eta: ha, previous post was a weird coincidence. Or was it?




 
It's a sign from the gods.
Link Posted: 6/29/2016 5:35:37 AM EDT
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I'll be the official cat trainer.

(They won't learn shit.)
Link Posted: 6/29/2016 5:40:27 AM EDT
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I'll be the official cat trainer.

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You need to use more discipline.

You know, like spanking?



Link Posted: 6/29/2016 5:46:31 AM EDT
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You need to use more discipline.

You know, like spanking?



https://youtu.be/1SF7G9UjVi0
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I'll be the official cat trainer.

(They won't learn shit.)


You need to use more discipline.

You know, like spanking?



https://youtu.be/1SF7G9UjVi0


Omg.
Link Posted: 6/29/2016 6:05:46 AM EDT
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OMG. I want a position. Give me a position in your cabinet!

God demands it!

If you don't, I will send you a picture of my freshly shorn scrotum.
Link Posted: 6/29/2016 6:41:11 AM EDT
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OMG. I want a position. Give me a position in your cabinet!

God demands it!

If you don't, I will send you a picture of my freshly shorn scrotum.
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Careful.

Site Staff has a new rule.

You can't shave your junk and post about it unless you have a tank.

Link Posted: 6/29/2016 6:57:06 AM EDT
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...King of Teeners, Peddler of Smut, and Site Staff burner account
       Join me in making GD great again.  
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Hand of the King: leatherface_y2k
Armies:





Teener Horde.

 
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Link Posted: 6/29/2016 7:05:51 AM EDT
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Town drunk checking in.
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  Something, something, omelet, something, something, eggs.
Thank you for your support. Do you happen to know where we can get some boats?

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lets push the pause button real quick.



I'm pretty sure you ruined, GD?  As in actively soiled it.





Like 80% sure you personally ruined it.
Anyways,  I support you un-fucking GD.



  Something, something, omelet, something, something, eggs.
Thank you for your support. Do you happen to know where we can get some boats?

Yes, but you might have to fraternize with a dickless weirdo and a bull dyke.

 
Link Posted: 6/29/2016 7:27:16 AM EDT
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OMG. I want a position. Give me a position in your cabinet!

God demands it!

If you don't, I will send you a picture of my freshly shorn scrotum.
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We will lead the men into battle, you and I. A shorn scrotum makes me more aerodynamic when I fight.
Link Posted: 6/29/2016 7:31:22 AM EDT
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yes, YEEESSSSS!!1@111!!

smite thy heathens!
i guess some just want to watch the world burn...the teeners will take over, you just watch us
Link Posted: 6/29/2016 7:33:48 AM EDT
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King of the Pr0n?

  I think my reputation can speak for itself on that one.


Send me the PM, fuck it.
Link Posted: 6/29/2016 7:36:12 AM EDT
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Bow down; bow down before him.

Prostrate yourself before Bernie; lord of the millenials..

Link Posted: 6/29/2016 7:36:36 AM EDT
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Fucking December..er.

Link Posted: 6/29/2016 7:38:00 AM EDT
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lol, got anything to drink around here?
Link Posted: 6/29/2016 7:39:41 AM EDT
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Put me down as that brigand that Tyrion had as a bodyguard, then made a knight. I can spend my days drinking, fucking, and killing.
 
Link Posted: 6/29/2016 7:41:49 AM EDT
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Bow down; bow down before him.





Prostrate yourself before Bernie; lord of the millenials..





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See this faggoty?





This is cancer. Everyone look at it.




Now we know how to identify the cancer. We must find treatment.



We can do this, and make GD great again.





 
Link Posted: 6/29/2016 7:43:58 AM EDT
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OMG. I want a position. Give me a position in your cabinet!



God demands it!



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I'll find a job for you



 
Link Posted: 6/29/2016 7:44:38 AM EDT
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You're shtick is getting played out . Everyone knows a teener can't be a teener when you're also NorCal in disguise .
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