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Have any of you even seen his edited certificate of live birth? His academic records?
I would urge caution. |
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The poetic, almost Apocalyptic thread title dragged me in.
I'll stay for the free smokes. You got my vote, pal. |
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These are all lies and rumours put out by the pre teen media. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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Have any of you even seen his edited certificate of live birth? His academic records? I would urge caution. These are all lies and rumours put out by the pre teen media. Like Tiger Beat? Holy fuck I'm old for even remembering Tiger Beat. Make me your Henry Kissinger. |
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Snip Like Tiger Beat? Holy fuck I'm old for even remembering Tiger Beat. Make me your Henry Kissinger. View Quote Oh yeah- Tiger beat. Did they ever have a cover without that David whatshisname from The Partridge Family? Bags full of pink plastic curlers, Aquanet hair spray and AM radio on a Saturday night. Raised with 3 sisters. |
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Quoted: Like Tiger Beat? Holy fuck I'm old for even remembering Tiger Beat. Make me your Henry Kissinger. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Have any of you even seen his edited certificate of live birth? His academic records? I would urge caution. These are all lies and rumours put out by the pre teen media. Like Tiger Beat? Holy fuck I'm old for even remembering Tiger Beat. Make me your Henry Kissinger. It is done |
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Oh yeah- Tiger beat. Did they ever have a cover without that David whatshisname from The Partridge Family? Bags full of pink plastic curlers, Aquanet hair spray and AM radio on a Saturday night. Raised with 3 sisters. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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Snip Like Tiger Beat? Holy fuck I'm old for even remembering Tiger Beat. Make me your Henry Kissinger. Oh yeah- Tiger beat. Did they ever have a cover without that David whatshisname from The Partridge Family? Bags full of pink plastic curlers, Aquanet hair spray and AM radio on a Saturday night. Raised with 3 sisters. David Cassidy or Donny Osmond on every cover. My sister bought every issue. I need to remind her about that and point and laugh. |
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Many council positions are available.
So far the Hand of The King is taken by leatherface_y2k The rest of you are more then welcome to throw your hat in. |
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I'd like to be Tyrion Lannister. I have many wonderful qualifications for the job. Firstly, I'm short. Not quite as short as sylvan, but short enough. Secondly, I have spent decades inebriated to both good end and effect. Finally, I enjoy women of low moral standing.
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I'll have to cultivate a creepy, weird croaking accent. I can do that.
My rulings will tend to be extremely harsh, but fair, ya know? |
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Quoted: I'd like to be Tyrion Lannister. I have many wonderful qualifications for the job. Firstly, I'm short. Not quite as short as sylvan, but short enough. Secondly, I have spent decades inebriated to both good end and effect. Finally, I enjoy women of low moral standing. View Quote Hmm. You sound like a good fit for Master of Coin. I like the way you spend money. |
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Awww shit... 13'ers acting up...
Fine. I know how to handle this... Polytech and Norinco make the best M1A's... Polytech and Norinco make the best M1A's... Polytech and Norinco make the best M1A's... Just in case that doesn't work... Truck drivers should just stay in the right lane and put up with going slow and let faster cars pass safely instead of endangering everyone on the road by blocking traffic in thier 1 mph drag race. |
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I'm in as long as I can show up late and drunk for the meetings.
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Quoted: Awww shit... 13'ers acting up... Fine. I know how to handle this... Polytech and Norinco make the best M1A's... Polytech and Norinco make the best M1A's... Polytech and Norinco make the best M1A's... Just in case that doesn't work... Truck drivers should just stay in the right lane and put up with going slow and let faster cars pass safely instead of endangering everyone on the road by blocking traffic in thier 1 mph drag race. View Quote I like you madcap, I'd let you fuck my brother if 300lb dudes were your thing. |
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...King of Teeners, Peddler of Smut, and Site Staff burner account <snip> View Quote brotherfucker? Eta: ha, previous post was a weird coincidence. Or was it? |
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Well, I think I could devote some time as Minister of Agriculture.
I would do away with corn production for ethanol, and move it to 100% grain alcohol. I'd also like to increase tobacco subsidies. We'd then propose decreasing taxes on alcohol and tobacco products. Increased consumption would actually grow revenue. Further increases could result by lowering the drinking/tobacco consumption ages to 15. It would also increase your voter base. I think. |
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Quoted: brotherfucker? Eta: ha, previous post was a weird coincidence. Or was it? View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: ...King of Teeners, Peddler of Smut, and Site Staff burner account <snip> brotherfucker? Eta: ha, previous post was a weird coincidence. Or was it? It's a sign from the gods. |
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I'll be the official cat trainer. (They won't learn shit.) You need to use more discipline. You know, like spanking? https://youtu.be/1SF7G9UjVi0 Omg. |
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OMG. I want a position. Give me a position in your cabinet!
God demands it! If you don't, I will send you a picture of my freshly shorn scrotum. |
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Quoted: Something, something, omelet, something, something, eggs. Thank you for your support. Do you happen to know where we can get some boats? View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: lets push the pause button real quick. I'm pretty sure you ruined, GD? As in actively soiled it. Like 80% sure you personally ruined it. Anyways, I support you un-fucking GD. Something, something, omelet, something, something, eggs. Thank you for your support. Do you happen to know where we can get some boats? |
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yes, YEEESSSSS!!1@111!!
smite thy heathens! i guess some just want to watch the world burn...the teeners will take over, you just watch us |
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Put me down as that brigand that Tyrion had as a bodyguard, then made a knight. I can spend my days drinking, fucking, and killing.
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Quoted: Bow down; bow down before him. Prostrate yourself before Bernie; lord of the millenials.. http://www.motherjones.com/files/bernie_2.jpg View Quote See this faggoty? This is cancer. Everyone look at it. Now we know how to identify the cancer. We must find treatment. We can do this, and make GD great again. |
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You're shtick is getting played out . Everyone knows a teener can't be a teener when you're also NorCal in disguise .
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