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Link Posted: 12/25/2016 1:19:31 PM EDT
[#1]
Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs.
Link Posted: 12/25/2016 5:24:12 PM EDT
[#2]
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It's true what they say: Cops and women don't mix. It's like eating a spoonful of Drano. Sure, it'll clean you out, but it'll leave you hollow
inside.
Link Posted: 12/25/2016 8:59:03 PM EDT
[#3]
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(Seeing a body fall from Nakatomi Plaza)
I hope that's not a hostage
*plop*
Link Posted: 12/26/2016 8:02:51 PM EDT
[#4]
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I'm very sorry Hans - I didn't get that memo. Maybe you should've put it on the bulletin board. I figured since I've waxed Tony and Marco and his
friend here, I figured you and Karl and Franco might be a little lonely, so I decided to give you a call.
Link Posted: 12/26/2016 8:09:17 PM EDT
[#5]
(Same movie)

...Gals....

(50 Internets if you can remember which Ladies he was talking to)
Link Posted: 12/26/2016 10:28:54 PM EDT
[#6]
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Prancing around in your underwear with your wiener hanging out? You're dead to me boy. You're more dead to me than your dead mother. I just
thank the Lord she didn't live to see her son as a mermaid.
Link Posted: 12/27/2016 7:27:10 PM EDT
[#7]
The next time you make a mistake, I'm going to ride off and let you die.
Link Posted: 12/27/2016 7:47:29 PM EDT
[#8]
"That dude aint coming back".
Link Posted: 12/27/2016 7:59:01 PM EDT
[#9]
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Governor Santini is brought to you today by Soylent Red and Soylent Yellow.  And now, new, delicious, Soylent Green.  Soylent Green - the miracle food of high energy plankton gathered from the oceans of the world.  Due to its enormous popularity Soylent Green is in short supply.  So remember - Tuesday is Soylent Green day.
Link Posted: 12/27/2016 9:01:20 PM EDT
[#10]
Fuck the reward...................click.
Link Posted: 12/27/2016 10:45:26 PM EDT
[#11]
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"That gal's got entirely too many brains to have an ass like that."

"What if somebody calls my momma a whore?"

(Still not sure what movie?  Ok, last chance...)

"I want you to be nice until it's time not to be nice."
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Roadhouse
Link Posted: 12/28/2016 1:01:51 AM EDT
[#12]
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When we told lies you told half-lies. And a man who tells lies, like me, merely hides the truth. But a man who tells half-lies has forgotten
where he put it.
Link Posted: 1/3/2017 11:01:34 PM EDT
[#13]
Somebody wake up Hicks.
Link Posted: 1/3/2017 11:18:39 PM EDT
[#14]
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Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man?
Link Posted: 1/4/2017 7:23:53 PM EDT
[#15]
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Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man?
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No.  Have you
Link Posted: 1/4/2017 7:48:43 PM EDT
[#16]
Let me tell you buttholes something.

This shit is WAAAY outta line!!!
Link Posted: 1/4/2017 7:49:24 PM EDT
[#17]
Did you bring any gold with you?

No.

Sliver?



Just lead.
Link Posted: 1/4/2017 7:50:41 PM EDT
[#18]
You get them holes a-leakin' I'm gonna whoop you with a knotted plow line.
Link Posted: 1/4/2017 7:51:07 PM EDT
[#19]
Merry New Year!

Link Posted: 1/4/2017 8:04:52 PM EDT
[#20]
"Well, he fucks like he pitches - sorta all over the place."

I was still laughing fifteen minutes later.  The guy I was dating and the other couple with us were so embarrassed, they got up and moved, left me sitting there by myself.
Link Posted: 1/4/2017 8:14:39 PM EDT
[#21]
Arnie's line

You're One Ugly Motherfucker! (Predator 1987) HD
Link Posted: 1/6/2017 6:01:41 PM EDT
[#22]
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I followed her one day, watched her coming out of the apartment, like someone I didn't know. She even walked a different way. Got into her car and drove off to Golden Gate Park. Five miles. Sat by the lake, staring across the water at the pillars that stand on the far shore. You know, Portals of the Past. Sat there a long time without moving. I had to leave, get back to the office. When I got home that evening, I asked her what she'd done all day. She said she'd driven out to Golden Gate Park and sat by the lake, that's all.
Link Posted: 1/6/2017 6:04:18 PM EDT
[#23]
I do not care what you think.  I keep you for cold nights and days when there is nothing 

to do.
Link Posted: 1/6/2017 6:57:32 PM EDT
[#24]
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my natural dislike for you is turning into a great hatred
Link Posted: 1/6/2017 7:00:13 PM EDT
[#25]
No Mr. Bond, I expect you to die.
Link Posted: 1/6/2017 7:04:28 PM EDT
[#26]
When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail."
Link Posted: 1/6/2017 7:10:59 PM EDT
[#27]
I'll kill you with my tea cup.
Link Posted: 1/6/2017 7:33:58 PM EDT
[#28]
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There are inmates and there are convicts. A convict has a certain code. And he knows to show a certain respect. An inmate, on the other hand, pulls the pin on his fellow man. Does the guard's work for them.  Brings shame to the game. So, which are you gonna be?
Link Posted: 1/6/2017 8:17:42 PM EDT
[#29]
Me?  I'm just passing through...
Link Posted: 1/8/2017 2:44:25 AM EDT
[#30]
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What I don't understand is... when you owe a bookie a lot of money...  and he... let's say... blows off one of your toes... you still owe him the money. 
Doesn't seem fair to me.  Especially when he's gonna kill me in four days anyway.
Link Posted: 1/18/2017 2:40:08 AM EDT
[#31]
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Do not, my friends, become addicted to water. It will take hold of you and you will resent its absence.
Link Posted: 1/18/2017 2:43:39 AM EDT
[#32]
Fuck

Even in the future nothin' works!
 
Link Posted: 1/18/2017 7:38:32 PM EDT
[#33]
(A line of prisoners:)

...563...
Barrabas: 564.  (Given a medallion to wear, looks at the face) Who's the god?
Guard: The divine emperor Tiberius.  You have the privilege of being his property.
Link Posted: 1/18/2017 8:00:48 PM EDT
[#34]
I got no spit.
Link Posted: 1/18/2017 8:07:29 PM EDT
[#35]
Fat man, you shoot a great game of pool.
Link Posted: 1/18/2017 10:02:27 PM EDT
[#36]
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I saw the whole thing, dude.   First, you were like, whoa.  And then we were like, whoa!  And then you were like, whoa.
Link Posted: 1/18/2017 11:43:58 PM EDT
[#37]
Twice I've held your life in my hands, and twice I have given it back to you; the next time, your life is mine.
Link Posted: 1/19/2017 8:18:46 AM EDT
[#38]
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You may be wondering, "Why the red suit?" Well... that's so bad guys can't see me bleed! --- This guy's got the right idea. He wore the brown pants.
Link Posted: 1/19/2017 9:36:02 AM EDT
[#39]
We are going to need some more FBI guys.
Link Posted: 1/20/2017 3:21:37 AM EDT
[#40]
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Send more cops.
Link Posted: 1/20/2017 3:29:25 AM EDT
[#41]
See my sig... Otis Driftwood
Link Posted: 1/20/2017 3:56:03 AM EDT
[#42]
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I find you guilty, counselor! Guilty of betrayin' your fellow man! Guilty of betrayin' your country and abrogatin' your oath! Guilty of judgin' me and sellin' me out! With the power vested in me by the kingdom of God, I sentence you to the Ninth Circle of Hell!
Link Posted: 1/20/2017 8:50:08 PM EDT
[#43]
Rambo is a pussy
Link Posted: 1/20/2017 9:15:27 PM EDT
[#44]
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The next words outta your mouth better be some real Mark Twain shit becasue it is definilty going on your headstone!
Link Posted: 1/20/2017 9:26:11 PM EDT
[#45]
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According to intelligence from other nations, they're working toward some kind of plan. Now, what it may be isn't clear yet, simply because
once they begin to move, no more news comes out of that area.
Link Posted: 1/22/2017 1:19:55 AM EDT
[#46]
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According to intelligence from other nations, they're working toward some kind of plan. Now, what it may be isn't clear yet, simply because
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Libtards are spreading....

They''re Already Here! You''re Next!
Link Posted: 1/22/2017 1:39:10 AM EDT
[#47]
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Old Man Johnson could've died in any one of five ways: His neck and back were broken, his chest was crushed, his skull was fractured... and here's one for Sherlock Holmes - there was enough formic acid in him to kill twenty men.
Link Posted: 1/22/2017 8:04:03 AM EDT
[#48]
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Old Man Johnson could've died in any one of five ways: His neck and back were broken, his chest was crushed, his skull was fractured... and here's one for Sherlock Holmes - there was enough formic acid in him to kill twenty men.
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Link Posted: 1/22/2017 8:10:43 AM EDT
[#49]
And now, before giving you the details of the battle, I bring you a warning.

Everyone of you listening to my voice, tell the world, tell this to everybody wherever they are.

Watch the skies.  Everywhere.  Keep looking.  Keep watching the skies.
Link Posted: 1/22/2017 9:26:37 AM EDT
[#50]
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First was your firecracker: a harmless explosive. Then your hand grenade: you began to kill your own people, a few at a time. Then the bomb. Then a larger bomb: many people are killed at one time. Then your scientists stumbled upon the atom bomb: split the atom. Then the hydrogen bomb, where you actually explode the air itself. Now you can arrange the total destruction of the entire universe served by our sun.  The only explosion left is the Solaranite.
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