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Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs.
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It's true what they say: Cops and women don't mix. It's like eating a spoonful of Drano. Sure, it'll clean you out, but it'll leave you hollow inside. |
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I'm very sorry Hans - I didn't get that memo. Maybe you should've put it on the bulletin board. I figured since I've waxed Tony and Marco and his friend here, I figured you and Karl and Franco might be a little lonely, so I decided to give you a call. |
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(Same movie)
...Gals.... (50 Internets if you can remember which Ladies he was talking to) |
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Prancing around in your underwear with your wiener hanging out? You're dead to me boy. You're more dead to me than your dead mother. I just thank the Lord she didn't live to see her son as a mermaid. |
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The next time you make a mistake, I'm going to ride off and let you die.
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When we told lies you told half-lies. And a man who tells lies, like me, merely hides the truth. But a man who tells half-lies has forgotten where he put it. |
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Let me tell you buttholes something.
This shit is WAAAY outta line!!! |
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You get them holes a-leakin' I'm gonna whoop you with a knotted plow line.
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"Well, he fucks like he pitches - sorta all over the place."
I was still laughing fifteen minutes later. The guy I was dating and the other couple with us were so embarrassed, they got up and moved, left me sitting there by myself. |
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Arnie's line
You're One Ugly Motherfucker! (Predator 1987) HD |
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I followed her one day, watched her coming out of the apartment, like someone I didn't know. She even walked a different way. Got into her car and drove off to Golden Gate Park. Five miles. Sat by the lake, staring across the water at the pillars that stand on the far shore. You know, Portals of the Past. Sat there a long time without moving. I had to leave, get back to the office. When I got home that evening, I asked her what she'd done all day. She said she'd driven out to Golden Gate Park and sat by the lake, that's all. |
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I do not care what you think. I keep you for cold nights and days when there is nothing
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When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail."
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There are inmates and there are convicts. A convict has a certain code. And he knows to show a certain respect. An inmate, on the other hand, pulls the pin on his fellow man. Does the guard's work for them. Brings shame to the game. So, which are you gonna be? |
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What I don't understand is... when you owe a bookie a lot of money... and he... let's say... blows off one of your toes... you still owe him the money. Doesn't seem fair to me. Especially when he's gonna kill me in four days anyway. |
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Do not, my friends, become addicted to water. It will take hold of you and you will resent its absence. |
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(A line of prisoners:)
...563... Barrabas: 564. (Given a medallion to wear, looks at the face) Who's the god? Guard: The divine emperor Tiberius. You have the privilege of being his property. |
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I saw the whole thing, dude. First, you were like, whoa. And then we were like, whoa! And then you were like, whoa. |
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Twice I've held your life in my hands, and twice I have given it back to you; the next time, your life is mine.
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You may be wondering, "Why the red suit?" Well... that's so bad guys can't see me bleed! --- This guy's got the right idea. He wore the brown pants. |
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I find you guilty, counselor! Guilty of betrayin' your fellow man! Guilty of betrayin' your country and abrogatin' your oath! Guilty of judgin' me and sellin' me out! With the power vested in me by the kingdom of God, I sentence you to the Ninth Circle of Hell! |
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According to intelligence from other nations, they're working toward some kind of plan. Now, what it may be isn't clear yet, simply because once they begin to move, no more news comes out of that area. |
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Quoted:
. According to intelligence from other nations, they're working toward some kind of plan. Now, what it may be isn't clear yet, simply because once they begin to move, no more news comes out of that area. View Quote They''re Already Here! You''re Next! |
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Old Man Johnson could've died in any one of five ways: His neck and back were broken, his chest was crushed, his skull was fractured... and here's one for Sherlock Holmes - there was enough formic acid in him to kill twenty men. |
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And now, before giving you the details of the battle, I bring you a warning.
Everyone of you listening to my voice, tell the world, tell this to everybody wherever they are. Watch the skies. Everywhere. Keep looking. Keep watching the skies. |
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First was your firecracker: a harmless explosive. Then your hand grenade: you began to kill your own people, a few at a time. Then the bomb. Then a larger bomb: many people are killed at one time. Then your scientists stumbled upon the atom bomb: split the atom. Then the hydrogen bomb, where you actually explode the air itself. Now you can arrange the total destruction of the entire universe served by our sun. The only explosion left is the Solaranite. |
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