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Link Posted: 1/22/2017 11:19:48 PM EDT
[#1]
I'm a trained detective.
Link Posted: 1/23/2017 1:44:31 AM EDT
[#2]
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Don't kill me, Mike. I'm basically a good kid, so just don't kill me.
Link Posted: 1/23/2017 6:56:58 PM EDT
[#3]
Close your eyes and listen to the music:


I''ve Been Working on the Railroad
Link Posted: 1/24/2017 6:34:07 PM EDT
[#4]
You don't seem to want to accept the fact you're dealing with an expert in guerrilla warfare, with a man who's the best, with guns, with knives, with his bare hands. A man who's been trained to ignore pain, ignore weather, to live off the land, to eat things that would make a billy goat puke. In Vietnam his job was to dispose of enemy personnel. To kill! Period! Win by attrition. Well Rambo was the best.
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Link Posted: 1/24/2017 7:37:15 PM EDT
[#5]
Sir? Do we get to win this time
Link Posted: 1/24/2017 8:58:13 PM EDT
[#6]
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You're sorry? You expect to destroy my world and then think we're going to shake hands?
Link Posted: 1/26/2017 7:46:07 PM EDT
[#7]
The Dirty Dozen (1967) with Lee Marvin: "You''re really ... quite emotional, aren''t you?"
Link Posted: 1/26/2017 9:31:33 PM EDT
[#8]
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You see, gentlemen, not only have your own efforts failed, but you've rather queered the pitch for everyone else.   In this work you simply can't afford to be emotional. That's why you've made so many mistakes. You have to employ a professional. Your organization is so riddled with informants that nothing you decide is a secret for long.
Link Posted: 1/28/2017 2:20:37 AM EDT
[#9]
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Maybe there's something that I ought to know. Maybe there's something that I ought to ask you before the stranger comes back here and starts
breathing down my neck.
Link Posted: 1/28/2017 5:24:58 PM EDT
[#10]
What's eating him?
Have you never seen a man say "Goodbye" before
Link Posted: 1/28/2017 6:02:18 PM EDT
[#11]
Well, the fun's over and he's gone to church.
Link Posted: 1/29/2017 12:47:06 AM EDT
[#12]
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You know, I think I'd rather have my bottom impaled on a giant cactus than exchange pleasantries with that jumped-up Frenchman. As far as I'm concerned, the only thing the French should be allowed to host is an invasion.
Link Posted: 1/29/2017 8:00:00 AM EDT
[#13]
Now I know why tigers eat their young.
Link Posted: 1/29/2017 1:48:08 PM EDT
[#14]
Pie Jesu Domine, dona eis requiem
Link Posted: 1/29/2017 3:54:38 PM EDT
[#15]
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Well, ain't we a pair, raggedy man?
Link Posted: 1/29/2017 4:52:43 PM EDT
[#16]
You talk, I listen.
Link Posted: 1/29/2017 7:23:50 PM EDT
[#17]
Mister Stovel, Leutnant Holden's influence on you is beginning to worry me.  I suggest you Wow! less and *tsk*, *tsk*, *tsk* a little more
Link Posted: 1/30/2017 2:01:11 AM EDT
[#18]
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Now and then, for no good reason, life will haul off and knock a man flat.
Link Posted: 1/31/2017 10:09:02 PM EDT
[#19]
I can't swim!
Link Posted: 1/31/2017 10:18:03 PM EDT
[#20]
Take your dick out of my ass, you're fucking me!
Link Posted: 1/31/2017 10:25:51 PM EDT
[#21]
I'm a noncombatant Sir!.

Ain't no thing today boy. Gentlemen, prepare to defend yourselves!
Link Posted: 2/1/2017 6:55:37 PM EDT
[#22]
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Well, everybody else we've bumped into has died. Why not you?
Link Posted: 2/1/2017 7:11:34 PM EDT
[#23]
My heart has joined The Thousand, for my friend stopped running today.
Link Posted: 2/1/2017 9:07:25 PM EDT
[#24]
I remember every detail. The Germans wore gray, you wore blue.
Link Posted: 2/3/2017 6:17:39 PM EDT
[#25]
I've seen every kind of critter God ever made, and I ain't never seen a meaner, lower, more stinkin', yellow hypocrite than you!
Link Posted: 2/6/2017 1:49:37 AM EDT
[#26]
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If I'd known what prospecting meant, I'd have stayed in Tampico and waited for another job to turn up.
Link Posted: 2/6/2017 8:23:50 PM EDT
[#27]
Bravo!
Link Posted: 2/6/2017 8:28:22 PM EDT
[#28]
"Buzzards gotta eat just like worms do."
  - Clint Eastwood
Link Posted: 2/6/2017 11:50:36 PM EDT
[#29]
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Now remember, when things look bad and it looks like you're not gonna make it, then you gotta get mean. I mean plumb, mad-dog mean.  Cuz if you lose your head and you give up then you neither live nor win. That's just the way it is.
Link Posted: 2/7/2017 4:34:03 PM EDT
[#30]
Just gimme another gun 'n I'll play Marchin' Through Georgia.
Link Posted: 2/7/2017 4:48:27 PM EDT
[#31]
'You're a cop, you gotta take me in."
"Well there's some good news and there's some bad news."
"The good news is you're right, I'm a cop and I have to take you in."
"The bad news is I've been suspended and I don't give a F**k."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgCL__BBD6c
Link Posted: 2/7/2017 5:10:20 PM EDT
[#32]
It ain't white boy day is it?
Link Posted: 2/7/2017 5:30:22 PM EDT
[#33]
Some motherfuckers always try to ice skate uphill.
Link Posted: 2/7/2017 10:55:09 PM EDT
[#34]
Private Detective: But I could get persuasive.  And you might even get to like it.
Bar Owner: (laughter) But Seymour wouldn't.  And he played Tailback for the Green Bay Packers.
Private Detective: I know, I know; I saw him play.  He held the league record for illegal use of hands.  In the huddle yet.
Link Posted: 2/7/2017 10:59:31 PM EDT
[#35]
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I am not afraid of any man, because no man would touch a woman unless she gives him a reason to. A touch or a look that say come on. If you never look, they'll never come.  You are the timid sex.
Link Posted: 2/11/2017 11:34:29 PM EDT
[#36]
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Are you challenging me? If you're challenging me, you have to have a sword in your hand. While my heart beats, I rule and you hold your tongue... or I'll cut it out.
Link Posted: 2/13/2017 1:22:00 AM EDT
[#37]
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It's an interesting setup, Mr. Ross. It is the oldest confidence game on the books. The Spanish Prisoner. Fellow says him and his sister, wealthy refugees, left a fortune in the home country. He got out, girl and the money stuck in Spain. Here is her most beautiful portrait. And he needs money to get her and the fortune out. Man who supplies the money gets the fortune and the girl. Oldest con in the world.
Link Posted: 2/14/2017 2:10:08 PM EDT
[#38]
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Don't you see, you'll be a patron of the opera. You'll get into society. Then, you can marry me and they'll kick you out of society, and all
you've lost is $200,000.
Link Posted: 2/14/2017 3:45:43 PM EDT
[#39]
Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History
Quoted:
"Buzzards gotta eat just like worms do."
  - Clint Eastwood

 Buzzards gotta eat, same as worms.
-Josey Wales
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Fixed. That had been bugging me.
Link Posted: 2/15/2017 10:29:30 PM EDT
[#40]
Light the fuse!
Link Posted: 2/15/2017 11:55:02 PM EDT
[#41]
Since time is short and you may lie, I'm going to have to torture you.  But I want you to know, it isn't personal.
Link Posted: 2/16/2017 12:51:54 AM EDT
[#42]
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Well, who you gonna believe, me or your own eyes?
Link Posted: 2/16/2017 12:54:25 AM EDT
[#43]
My money in 24 hours, of you will wear your ass for a hat.
Link Posted: 2/16/2017 1:36:52 AM EDT
[#44]
It ain't fittin'... it ain't fittin'. It jes' ain't fittin'...


It ain't fittin'.
Link Posted: 2/16/2017 7:29:01 PM EDT
[#45]
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Take a look at what I'm wearing, people.  You think anybody wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I'm wearing these bad boys?
Link Posted: 2/18/2017 9:53:30 PM EDT
[#46]
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I am a scientist, not a philosopher! You have more chance of reanimating this scalpel than you have of mending a broken nervous system!
Link Posted: 2/20/2017 11:01:45 PM EDT
[#47]
Every night I kneel down and I say my prayers. And every night I ask the good lord 'Lord-who are my friends?', and you know something? Every night he don't answer.
Link Posted: 2/20/2017 11:06:25 PM EDT
[#48]
Hey, white boy, what you waiting for? That hole ain't gonna dig Itself.
Link Posted: 2/20/2017 11:45:20 PM EDT
[#49]
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What are ya? Nuts? We had pancakes for breakfast.
Link Posted: 2/20/2017 11:48:00 PM EDT
[#50]
"shut that cunt up... i'm gonna fuck start her head." - The Way of the Gun quote
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