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Posted: 5/28/2016 10:02:00 AM EDT

http://katu.com/news/offbeat/police-man-runs-around-hot-springs-with-bells-dangling-from-genitals

Posted: 5/28/2016 10:02:40 AM EDT

[#1]

Screen name?

Posted: 5/28/2016 10:03:40 AM EDT

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I suppose that's wrong in some people's eyes ... we call it an AF15.com staff meeting.

Posted: 5/28/2016 10:04:09 AM EDT

[#3]

PS: More cowbell!

Posted: 5/28/2016 10:05:16 AM EDT

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They must be hovering just above the ground then.

Posted: 5/28/2016 10:07:08 AM EDT

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His face rings a bell

Posted: 5/28/2016 10:07:16 AM EDT

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Yeah, you can see it in his eyes.

Posted: 5/28/2016 10:12:40 AM EDT

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this guy was just a few years too early. If he had done this in 2020 or so he would be celebrated for his special snowflake diversity and defended to the bitter end for just being "himself" and you are a hateful fucking bigot if you disagree!!!!!!!!

Posted: 5/28/2016 10:15:52 AM EDT

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Sounds like a party

At his age you get locked up for psych evaluation
If he was college aged maybe a night in the drunk tank

Posted: 5/28/2016 10:16:10 AM EDT

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What's he drinking? Must be pretty good...

Posted: 5/28/2016 10:17:08 AM EDT

[#10]

Jingle balls!

Posted: 5/28/2016 10:18:43 AM EDT

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I bet his mama's real proud of him.

Posted: 5/28/2016 10:19:50 AM EDT

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Well now, who among us hasn't done the same thing, just in our own backyard?

Did he go to far? Well, sure, but honestly, is this a free country or what?

The crazy eyes, he has them in spades!

Posted: 5/28/2016 10:21:18 AM EDT

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I was halfway expecting to see my stoner cousin's photo in this thread

Posted: 5/28/2016 10:21:23 AM EDT

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I guess that's one way to get your bell rung.

Posted: 5/28/2016 10:22:52 AM EDT

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His face rings a bell

You work in fast food?

Beck was convicted for lewdness in Nov. 2005. In that instance, he
entered a business and exposed himself to an employee while ordering
food, the sheriff's office said. He was convicted of a class B
misdemeanor.

Posted: 5/28/2016 10:24:02 AM EDT

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Okay Florida your turn.

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Posted: 5/28/2016 10:24:36 AM EDT

[#17]

FPNI

Posted: 5/28/2016 10:24:45 AM EDT

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You mean this is against the law ?

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Posted: 5/28/2016 10:27:41 AM EDT

[#19]

Utah is in Oregon now?

Posted: 5/28/2016 10:28:07 AM EDT

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Why's it always our turn with you? Georgia needs a good story today.

Posted: 5/28/2016 10:31:08 AM EDT

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yolo

Posted: 5/28/2016 10:33:31 AM EDT

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Okay Florida your turn.

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Why's it always our turn with you? Georgia needs a good story today.

Because Florida man. Besides I moved out of Florida many years ago.

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Posted: 5/28/2016 10:34:38 AM EDT

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Because Florida man. Besides I moved out of Florida many years ago.

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Why's it always our turn with you? Georgia needs a good story today.

Because Florida man. Besides I moved out of Florida many years ago.

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Which is why we would expect to see this in Georgia, not Florida!

Posted: 5/28/2016 12:02:56 PM EDT

[#24]

Utah's gonna Utah?

Posted: 5/28/2016 12:15:42 PM EDT

[#25]

Does he self-identify as a Christmas ornament?

Posted: 5/28/2016 12:26:12 PM EDT

[#26]

Diamond Fork hot springs are great. What a freak. I've seen hot naked women there, never freaks with bells on their balls!

Posted: 5/28/2016 12:39:02 PM EDT

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How did he attach them, I wonder?

Posted: 5/28/2016 1:30:05 PM EDT

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They come with little hooks on them.

Posted: 5/28/2016 1:34:42 PM EDT

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They come with little hooks on them.

Your genitals have little hooks on them?

Posted: 5/28/2016 3:52:27 PM EDT

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How did he attach them, I wonder?

They come with little hooks on them.

Your genitals have little hooks on them?

Don't be ridiculous.

The bells have hooks. The testicles are pierced with small hoop earrings.

Someone will be along shortly with a better explanation and maybe a diagram. Because I am willing to bet an LPK that arfcom has someone that is an expert in pierced nut sacks. Said person will defend Tapco wrapped SKSs, because those are the kinda of people with nut shrapnel.

Posted: 5/28/2016 3:59:58 PM EDT

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When you say the staff Yugo has all the bells and whistles is that what you mean?

Posted: 5/28/2016 4:01:12 PM EDT

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Needs more imitation crab meat.

Posted: 5/28/2016 4:05:37 PM EDT

[#33]

Mushrooms will make you do odd stuff.

Posted: 5/28/2016 4:06:07 PM EDT

[#34]

Did he ask if people wanted to play with his dingaling?

Posted: 5/28/2016 4:07:29 PM EDT

[#35]

Maybe he self identifies as a bell tower

Posted: 5/28/2016 4:08:08 PM EDT

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Do you guys still get naked and grease Goatboy up with Crisco for some fun?

Oh, and...

Posted: 5/28/2016 4:10:25 PM EDT

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Must have been going commando if he had bells hanging from his junk.

Posted: 5/28/2016 4:17:35 PM EDT

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North east transplant? Maybe Florida transplant?

Posted: 5/28/2016 4:20:58 PM EDT

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Do you guys still get naked and grease Goatboy up with Crisco for some fun?

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UaEC-lWSlmI

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I suppose that's wrong in some people's eyes ... we call it an AF15.com staff meeting.

Do you guys still get naked and grease Goatboy up with Crisco for some fun?

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UaEC-lWSlmI

Came here to post that.

Posted: 5/28/2016 4:30:09 PM EDT

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Honestly probably just a bit of drunken buffoonery that 20 years ago would have been met with a few agap stares and laughter now days would land you in prison.