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Posted: 5/23/2016 6:50:43 PM EDT
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Wait for the lawn service company to show up and leave a note "The cut path just got 10" wider, bitch"
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Posted: 5/23/2016 6:51:53 PM EDT
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4 inches? Who the heck cuts a yard at 4 inches? Might as well not even mow it  That ensure a steady income for them. |
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Posted: 5/23/2016 6:57:24 PM EDT
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Mow the words "Fuck you" into their yard. Problem solved. I was thinking about offering to mow her yard for free as the biggest fuck you of all. How is that?Best way to hit someone is in their pocketbook as far as I'm concerned. |
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Posted: 5/23/2016 7:05:23 PM EDT
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Quoted:  I assume this is the lawn service my neighbor uses and I must have drifted slightly into her adjoining yard like a foot while mowing. The same ones that showed up at nearly 9 PM last night and woke my daughter up. I opted to be a nice guy and not say anything, but I think I will now. http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa309/evo4620/20160523_075726_zpsnmqhobiy.jpg And this one understands so well he calls you out on it for fucking up someone elses lawn. |
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Posted: 5/23/2016 7:19:35 PM EDT
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Except I didn't, one minor detail.
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Posted: 5/23/2016 7:24:07 PM EDT
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Mow the words "Fuck you" into their yard. Problem solved. I was thinking about offering to mow her yard for free as the biggest fuck you of all. How is that?It would cost the asshole who wrote the note the account. |
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Posted: 5/23/2016 8:54:46 PM EDT
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Correct. Down here, bermuda is very common, and it's usually cut down to 2" or so. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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4 inch is not the proper height for grass. Down here, bermuda is very common, and it's usually cut down to 2" or so. Yikes! |
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Posted: 5/23/2016 8:57:52 PM EDT
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That ensure a steady income for them. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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4 inches? Who the heck cuts a yard at 4 inches? Might as well not even mow it That ensure a steady income for them. I laughed. Where do non mowing mother fuckers come up with this shit? Do any of you adjust your mowers during the season? |
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Posted: 5/23/2016 9:18:42 PM EDT
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4 inch is not the proper height for grass. Down here, bermuda is very common, and it's usually cut down to 2" or so. Yikes! I mow my Bermuda at 2.5", until we hit a dry spell, then I raise it to 4. |
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Posted: 5/23/2016 9:23:06 PM EDT
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Know how I know you don't know how to cut grass? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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4 inches? Who the heck cuts a yard at 4 inches? Might as well not even mow it Know how I know you don't know how to cut grass? Know how I know you don't have to worry about snakes in your yard? That four inch rule doesn't work for everyone. |
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Posted: 5/23/2016 9:26:16 PM EDT
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Know how I know you don't have to worry about snakes in your yard? That four inch rule doesn't work for everyone. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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4 inches? Who the heck cuts a yard at 4 inches? Might as well not even mow it Know how I know you don't know how to cut grass? Know how I know you don't have to worry about snakes in your yard? That four inch rule doesn't work for everyone. I laughed again. WTF? I just moved from 1600 acres. My new house backs up to a ranch. A guy rang my doorbell earlier and told me he was here for the rattlesnake. I had just finished mowing so I was like WTF? He had the wrong address. 
Eta. 4" and above is for summer. 3" is good to scalp at the beginning of the season. |
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Posted: 5/23/2016 9:37:27 PM EDT
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Oh lawdy. OP, you know what you must do.
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Posted: 5/24/2016 12:55:17 AM EDT
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I was thinking about offering to mow her yard for free as the biggest fuck you of all. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Mow the words "Fuck you" into their yard. Problem solved. I was thinking about offering to mow her yard for free as the biggest fuck you of all. 
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Posted: 5/24/2016 1:17:33 AM EDT
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4 inches? Who the heck cuts a yard at 4 inches? Might as well not even mow it 4-4.5" is ideal for Fescue. Keeps the grass healthier and more drought resistant, as well as shades out some weeds. |
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Posted: 5/24/2016 1:23:07 AM EDT
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It's a lawn crew that cuts her yard. That's why I think it'd be funny to just offer to cut her yard for free so they lose the business. I have a 33" walk behind and it would take me like 10 extra mins. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Of all of the stupid, inconsequential things to worry about.... Is that guy retired/older? It's a lawn crew that cuts her yard. That's why I think it'd be funny to just offer to cut her yard for free so they lose the business. I have a 33" walk behind and it would take me like 10 extra mins. I really like this idea. |
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Posted: 5/24/2016 1:45:40 AM EDT
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Wait until the lawn guys show up next time. Roll out in your tightey-whiteys and yell, "I GOT YOUR 4 INCHES RIGHT HERE!!!" This is a great idea! I think this will work the best!  
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Posted: 5/24/2016 2:14:09 AM EDT
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Round up is what you seek.
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Posted: 5/24/2016 2:32:34 AM EDT
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It's a lawn crew that cuts her yard. That's why I think it'd be funny to just offer to cut her yard for free so they lose the business. I have a 33" walk behind and it would take me like 10 extra mins. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Of all of the stupid, inconsequential things to worry about.... Is that guy retired/older? It's a lawn crew that cuts her yard. That's why I think it'd be funny to just offer to cut her yard for free so they lose the business. I have a 33" walk behind and it would take me like 10 extra mins. 
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Posted: 5/24/2016 2:34:19 AM EDT
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Well, you better use "PROPER" "4 inch" "height"
I mean, who doesn't use "PROPER" "4 inch" "height" when mowing? Geeze. |
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Posted: 5/24/2016 2:50:08 AM EDT
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It's a lawn crew that cuts her yard. That's why I think it'd be funny to just offer to cut her yard for free so they lose the business. I have a 33" walk behind and it would take me like 10 extra mins. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Of all of the stupid, inconsequential things to worry about.... Is that guy retired/older? It's a lawn crew that cuts her yard. That's why I think it'd be funny to just offer to cut her yard for free so they lose the business. I have a 33" walk behind and it would take me like 10 extra mins. Tell her about the note. If I had a service harass the neighbors I would fire them. Not her fault the service is a douche. |
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Posted: 5/24/2016 4:50:57 AM EDT
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what I was thinking. That and ARFCOM got 4 6 pages out of this. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Time to start applying mass amounts of RoundUp what I was thinking. That and ARFCOM got 4 6 pages out of this. |
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Posted: 5/24/2016 8:37:13 AM EDT
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I laughed. Where do non mowing mother fuckers come up with this shit? Do any of you adjust your mowers during the season? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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4 inches? Who the heck cuts a yard at 4 inches? Might as well not even mow it That ensure a steady income for them. I laughed. Where do non mowing mother fuckers come up with this shit? Do any of you adjust your mowers during the season? I've had the same setting on the bush hog since I got it about 20 years ago. I only mow my lawn at one height. |
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Posted: 5/24/2016 9:41:31 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Mow the words "Fuck you" into their yard. Problem solved. |
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Posted: 5/24/2016 9:59:30 AM EDT
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Tell her about the note. If I had a service harass the neighbors I would fire them. Not her fault the service is a douche. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Of all of the stupid, inconsequential things to worry about.... Is that guy retired/older? It's a lawn crew that cuts her yard. That's why I think it'd be funny to just offer to cut her yard for free so they lose the business. I have a 33" walk behind and it would take me like 10 extra mins. Tell her about the note. If I had a service harass the neighbors I would fire them. Not her fault the service is a douche. Yep. |
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Posted: 5/24/2016 10:24:41 AM EDT
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Mow the words "Fuck you" into their yard. Problem solved. Plant it with seed corn. |
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Posted: 5/24/2016 10:32:19 AM EDT
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Well 4" cutting height is good for the health of the lawn.
I'm just sayin'.
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Posted: 5/24/2016 9:45:51 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Well 4" cutting height is good for the health of the lawn. I'm just sayin'. 5" is more better. |
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Posted: 5/24/2016 10:06:47 PM EDT
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From a lawn care products website. Grass TypeGeneral Grass Height (inches) Cool-season grasses Fine fescue 0.5–3 Kentucky bluegrass 0.75–3.5 Perennial ryegrass 0.75–2.5 Tall fescue 1.5–4 Warm-season grasses Bermudagrass 0.5–2.5 Buffalograss 1.5–4 Kikuyu grass 1–1.5 St. Augustinegrass 1–3 Zoysia0.5–2 3" is too short for St. Augustine, especially here where clover, bermuda, rye, and trash can get in your lawn with a quickness. I "lost" my lawn a year ago. Finally had to scalp it late this winter and it's coming back slowly. Such a pain in the ass and I don't know what to do to help it along. The healthiest lawns in my neighborhood are 4-6". |
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Posted: 5/24/2016 10:39:04 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/24/2016 10:49:37 PM EDT
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Straight lines lol My yard looks like an etch a sketch doodle the first day or two after I mow it. Me too. I'm just glad it's green. |
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Posted: 5/25/2016 10:56:03 AM EDT
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When I lived in IL, the couple behind us got divorced and the wife kept the house. She decided to fertilize the lawn one day and apparently thought that wandering back and forth a few times with the spreader was the way to do it. She ended up with some beautiful, lush grass in strips in her back yard, with the usual half-dead stuff everywhere else. Took forever for that to go away.
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Posted: 5/26/2016 7:39:10 AM EDT
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Me too. I'm just glad it's green. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Straight lines lol My yard looks like an etch a sketch doodle the first day or two after I mow it. Me too. I'm just glad it's green. This. It's green and the mower isn't kicking up a dust cloud. Good enough. |
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Posted: 5/26/2016 7:44:33 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Next time the lawn service shows up, be waiting in full mad max gear sitting on this. http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh174/smokiesmokie/F7225B91-034E-4765-BB2D-BB4621281A85_zps3fc1ygca.jpg |
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Posted: 5/26/2016 8:21:52 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryBut what if I don't want an enema? |
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Posted: 5/26/2016 8:24:10 AM EDT
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Mow the words "Fuck you" into their yard. Problem solved.
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Posted: 5/26/2016 10:26:21 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Time to start applying mass amounts of RoundUp what I was thinking. That and ARFCOM got 4 6 pages out of this. |
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Posted: 5/26/2016 6:47:23 PM EDT
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As soon as they finish and are packing up their equipment pull out your mower and start mowing her yard.
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Posted: 5/26/2016 6:55:15 PM EDT
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rounds up
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Posted: 5/26/2016 7:06:51 PM EDT
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People ans their stupid fuckig lawns.
My dad barked the front yard and graveled in the back. Saves a ton on water and it looks fucking amazing. |
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