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Posted: 5/23/2016 9:18:00 AM EDT
I assume this is the lawn service my neighbor uses and I must have drifted slightly into her adjoining yard like a foot while mowing. The same ones that showed up at nearly 9 PM last night and woke my daughter up. I opted to be a nice guy and not say anything, but I think I will now. 
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Posted: 5/23/2016 9:20:19 AM EDT
[#1]
lol
Lawn/Turf Nazis |
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Posted: 5/23/2016 9:20:22 AM EDT
[#2]
Mow the words "Fuck you" into their yard.
Problem solved. |
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Posted: 5/23/2016 9:21:03 AM EDT
[#3]
lol
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Posted: 5/23/2016 9:21:05 AM EDT
[#4]
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Mow the words "Fuck you" into their yard. Problem solved. I was thinking about offering to mow her yard for free as the biggest fuck you of all. |
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Posted: 5/23/2016 9:21:08 AM EDT
[#5]
What type of grass? If it's st Augustine, you better have your blade set all the way up.
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Posted: 5/23/2016 9:21:35 AM EDT
[#6]
lmfaoooo
#firstworldproblems |
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Posted: 5/23/2016 9:22:09 AM EDT
[#7]
Now every time you mow you need to creep another 6" or so further across the line. Make sure to weave a little bit.
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Posted: 5/23/2016 9:22:14 AM EDT
[#8]
Cut your lawn in a penis pattern pointing towards the anal retentive neighbor.
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Posted: 5/23/2016 9:22:29 AM EDT
[#9]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Mow the words "Fuck you" into their yard. Problem solved. "lol" |
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Posted: 5/23/2016 9:22:40 AM EDT
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What type of grass? If it's st Augustine, you better have your blade set all the way up. Weeds, mostly. And it's on the highest setting so no idea wtf these dbags are talking about. |
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Posted: 5/23/2016 9:23:28 AM EDT
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Cut your lawn in a penis pattern pointing towards the anal retentive neighbor. It wasn't my neighbor who left the note, she's a nice lady and probably doesn't know they did that. |
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Posted: 5/23/2016 9:24:01 AM EDT
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My parents neighbor thought he was being nice cutting half their front yard, but was cutting it with the mower on to low of a setting and it was killing their grass. That and he'd cut something like half of their front yard. Really weird.
Guy died last year. 
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Posted: 5/23/2016 9:25:13 AM EDT
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Mow the words "Fuck you" into their yard. Problem solved. Better? A cheap 1-gallon plastic sprayer. Add about 3 oz. RoundUp or equivalent herbicide and top-off with water,. Practice a bit of penmanship on the yard. Post pics. 
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Posted: 5/23/2016 9:25:19 AM EDT
[#14]
My neighbor always cuts the 30-40 square feet of grass on my side of the yard between our houses. I even trimmed back a shrub so it would be easier for him
 He's the neighborhood lawn dweeb so I don't have a problem with it. |
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Posted: 5/23/2016 9:25:31 AM EDT
[#15]
Why would you say something about them mowing at 9pm? No different than assholes that mow at 9am
you mowed her yard, your fault. I wouldn't say anything if you did it to my yard but some people take that shit seriously. |
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Posted: 5/23/2016 9:25:53 AM EDT
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Mow the words "Fuck you" into their yard. Problem solved. My first thought.  Take pics and report back.
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Posted: 5/23/2016 9:26:10 AM EDT
[#17]
4 inches? Who the heck cuts a yard at 4 inches? Might as well not even mow it
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Posted: 5/23/2016 9:26:57 AM EDT
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Mow the words "Fuck you" into their yard. Problem solved. Nah, kill the grass and make sure it spells "fuck you." |
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Posted: 5/23/2016 9:27:06 AM EDT
[#19]
Of all of the stupid, inconsequential things to worry about.... Is that guy retired/older?
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Posted: 5/23/2016 9:27:08 AM EDT
[#20]
Time to put up a wall, man.
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Posted: 5/23/2016 9:28:02 AM EDT
[#21]
Say something to your neighbors and if they're not in agreement let them know the next time they come making that much noise that late that you'll call the LEO on them.
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Posted: 5/23/2016 9:28:03 AM EDT
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Mow the words "Fuck you" into their yard. Problem solved. Quote HistoryQuoted:
Mow the words "Fuck you" into their yard. Problem solved. Quoted:
Better? A cheap 1-gallon plastic sprayer. Add about 3 oz. RoundUp or equivalent herbicide and top-off with water,. Practice a bit of penmanship on the yard. Post pics. Quoted:
Nah, kill the grass and make sure it spells "fuck you." Nah...Too destructive, too noisey. Fertilize the words "FUCK YOU!" in their lawn. Comes up nice and green. I may or may not have done something similar to our "enemy" high school as a young man a couple of weeks before homecoming. |
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Posted: 5/23/2016 9:28:22 AM EDT
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4 inches? Who the heck cuts a yard at 4 inches? Might as well not even mow it Some grasses need to be cut long for proper growth and sun/root protection. |
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Posted: 5/23/2016 9:28:32 AM EDT
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Nah, kill the grass and make sure it spells "fuck you." Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Mow the words "Fuck you" into their yard. Problem solved. Nah, kill the grass and make sure it spells "fuck you." Roundup. |
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Posted: 5/23/2016 9:29:06 AM EDT
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Of all of the stupid, inconsequential things to worry about.... Is that guy retired/older? It's a lawn crew that cuts her yard. That's why I think it'd be funny to just offer to cut her yard for free so they lose the business. I have a 33" walk behind and it would take me like 10 extra mins. |
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Posted: 5/23/2016 9:30:35 AM EDT
[#26]
Interdasting note.
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Posted: 5/23/2016 9:30:45 AM EDT
[#27]
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Some grasses need to be cut long for proper growth and sun/root protection. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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4 inches? Who the heck cuts a yard at 4 inches? Might as well not even mow it Some grasses need to be cut long for proper growth and sun/root protection. Yeah, what's funny is they cut her grass at the exact same height my yard is.
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Posted: 5/23/2016 9:31:20 AM EDT
[#28]
I'm about to have a talk with the neighbors lawn guy.
He is mowing on to my yard and scalping it. |
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Posted: 5/23/2016 9:31:42 AM EDT
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I was thinking about offering to mow her yard for free as the biggest fuck you of all. This is the winning answer. Talk about unintended consequence's on the lawn guy's douchebaggery! 
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Posted: 5/23/2016 9:31:57 AM EDT
[#30]
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It's a lawn crew that cuts her yard. That's why I think it'd be funny to just offer to cut her yard for free so they lose the business. I have a 33" walk behind and it would take me like 10 extra mins. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Of all of the stupid, inconsequential things to worry about.... Is that guy retired/older? It's a lawn crew that cuts her yard. That's why I think it'd be funny to just offer to cut her yard for free so they lose the business. I have a 33" walk behind and it would take me like 10 extra mins. good offer |
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Posted: 5/23/2016 9:32:02 AM EDT
[#31]
See above...
The biggest F-you is taking money out of his pocket. Don't punish the neighbor. I think the neighbor would like to know about the note. I know I would if someone was cutting my grass. Hit him where it hurts. |
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Posted: 5/23/2016 9:32:04 AM EDT
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Mow the words "Fuck you" into their yard. Problem solved. literally L.O.L.'d |
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Posted: 5/23/2016 9:32:06 AM EDT
[#33]
raise your blade height to 4" and fertilize your yard if it's Florida grass and you will have a nice lawn by the end of the summer
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Posted: 5/23/2016 9:32:22 AM EDT
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4 inches? Who the heck cuts a yard at 4 inches? Might as well not even mow it Know how I know you don't know how to cut grass? |
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Posted: 5/23/2016 9:33:05 AM EDT
[#35]
Next time the lawn service shows up, be waiting in full mad max gear sitting on this.
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Posted: 5/23/2016 9:34:00 AM EDT
[#36]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I was thinking about offering to mow her yard for free as the biggest fuck you of all. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Mow the words "Fuck you" into their yard. Problem solved. I was thinking about offering to mow her yard for free as the biggest fuck you of all. |
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Posted: 5/23/2016 9:34:00 AM EDT
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4 inches? Who the heck cuts a yard at 4 inches? Might as well not even mow it to you
4 inches is proper height to cut |
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Posted: 5/23/2016 9:35:23 AM EDT
[#38]
Quote HistoryQuoted: to you4 inches is proper height to cut Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: 4 inches? Who the heck cuts a yard at 4 inches? Might as well not even mow it to you4 inches is proper height to cut |
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Posted: 5/23/2016 9:35:37 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: 4 inches? Who the heck cuts a yard at 4 inches? Might as well not even mow it |
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Posted: 5/23/2016 9:36:06 AM EDT
[#40]
Holy Jesus. I would troll the ever living crap out of those guys. The neighbor would have to move. Relentless.
 
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Posted: 5/23/2016 9:36:36 AM EDT
[#41]
I can't fathom giving a fuck about the grass so long as it's short and not bothering me.
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Posted: 5/23/2016 9:37:23 AM EDT
[#42]
If I set the mower to 4" the clovers would still be there taunting me.
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Posted: 5/23/2016 9:38:00 AM EDT
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Mow the words "Fuck you" into their yard. Problem solved. lol |
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Posted: 5/23/2016 9:38:01 AM EDT
[#44]
My father-in-law had an old widow neighbor that would regularly come over and tell him his "bad grass" was getting into her yard.
Funny thing was that his yard looked great! Hers looked like shit where she kept pulling up the "bad grass". Bald patches all over the yard. |
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Posted: 5/23/2016 9:38:43 AM EDT
[#45]
I would mow it for free for a month or so.
ETA: if it only took 10 more minutes I would do it all year. |
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Posted: 5/23/2016 9:40:22 AM EDT
[#46]
I'm impressed, not one misspelled word and very legible handwriting. I doubt many of the lawn service guys in my area could pull that off, most of them can't speak English.
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Posted: 5/23/2016 9:41:55 AM EDT
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it gives them a reason to be back the following week. If not, you might wonder why you're paying so much and they're only coming twice a month Quote HistoryQuoted:
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4 inches? Who the heck cuts a yard at 4 inches? Might as well not even mow it Wrong. |
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Posted: 5/23/2016 9:44:51 AM EDT
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Next time the lawn service arrives, go out and start cutting the neighbor's side of the property line with an old rusty lively lad. Watch the guy's head explode.
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Posted: 5/23/2016 9:45:01 AM EDT
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Mow the words "Fuck you" into their yard. Problem solved. No, write it in a thick application of fertilizer. First the grass will die, spelling it out. Then it will grow back lusher and greener, spelling it out. It will be a year before it disappears. |
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Posted: 5/23/2016 9:45:02 AM EDT
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I'm impressed, not one misspelled word and very legible handwriting. I doubt many of the lawn service guys in my area could pull that off, most of them can't speak English. -10 points each for inappropriate use of quotation marks. |
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