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Link Posted: 5/22/2016 1:49:14 PM EDT
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I lost all of my spears and rocks in a tragic canoe accident.  What I do now?
Link Posted: 5/22/2016 1:51:14 PM EDT
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Do you still have rock tablet showing you paid 200 shrunken head tax?  Because Rock and Spear Agents will want to see that.



 
Link Posted: 5/22/2016 11:17:49 PM EDT
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Heavy and not enough rocks per squeeze. Ok if you Paleozoic. Rock 17 and 19 at least Cenozoic technology.

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Rock 19 best rock ever?


011 best ever! Long live Ug Brownstone!


Heavy and not enough rocks per squeeze. Ok if you Paleozoic. Rock 17 and 19 at least Cenozoic technology.

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011 elegant rock for more civilized epoch
Link Posted: 5/22/2016 11:25:20 PM EDT
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Threw rock down driveway.  Lost rock.  Found new rock.  Looks the same.  Not get OP.

Link Posted: 5/23/2016 12:21:18 PM EDT
[#5]
Neanderthals gonna Neanderthal.

Such rich, much vibrant!
Link Posted: 5/23/2016 12:29:45 PM EDT
[#6]
Would you hit it...?

Link Posted: 5/23/2016 12:45:09 PM EDT
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Would you hit it...?

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IBTR
(In before the rock)
Link Posted: 5/23/2016 12:45:47 PM EDT
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Woman touch weapon, woman get ideas. Not end good!


Link Posted: 5/23/2016 12:49:02 PM EDT
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New Folsom points ok, but no have soul. Me stick with Clovis.
Link Posted: 5/23/2016 12:54:03 PM EDT
[#10]
Barter once, cry once

Why do homosapien always get media attention when they only make up 3% of population?

Best creek bed to find 9 Rock?
Link Posted: 5/23/2016 2:26:59 PM EDT
[#11]
IBTBR

In before the ban rocking
Link Posted: 5/23/2016 2:49:57 PM EDT
[#12]
My KER-ACCCCK!!!  Club now broken.  Parchment drawings included.  What went wrong?
Link Posted: 5/23/2016 3:13:27 PM EDT
[#13]
Fuck You AROCK!
Link Posted: 5/23/2016 3:20:23 PM EDT
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Clovis always need hand fitting. Folsom better for swap parts if "ice age" come.
Link Posted: 5/23/2016 3:36:08 PM EDT
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Araarrhaghhhh! Ghhsyeyshh! Aba aba aba.

 



Need smoke now.
Link Posted: 5/23/2016 9:25:57 PM EDT
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Neanderthal hands. Look like trap. Mammoth surprise under loincloth
Link Posted: 5/23/2016 9:36:19 PM EDT
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Met this superhot skinny blond, she keeps saying all this has happened before.
Link Posted: 5/23/2016 10:36:06 PM EDT
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Neanderthal hands. Look like trap. Mammoth surprise under loincloth
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Neanderthal hands. Look like trap. Mammoth surprise under loincloth


You like snu-snu with man? No trap. I show her best surprise with mammoth.

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Link Posted: 5/23/2016 11:05:56 PM EDT
[#19]
Grog will answer questions.
 
Link Posted: 5/24/2016 5:30:48 AM EDT
[#20]
Digesting in Tyrannosaurus belly, ask anything.
Link Posted: 5/24/2016 5:04:12 PM EDT
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Clovis always need hand fitting. Folsom better for swap parts if "ice age" come.
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New Folsom points ok, but no have soul. Me stick with Clovis.


Clovis always need hand fitting. Folsom better for swap parts if "ice age" come.


Folsom only swap easy if already have proprietary Folsom sticks! Folsom say we suck and Folsom hate us!
Link Posted: 5/24/2016 5:19:31 PM EDT
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Woman say I need to evolve, be more like homo sapiens. Me no want to be homo anything, me like being Neanderthal. Should I push off cliff?
Link Posted: 5/24/2016 5:34:50 PM EDT
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I've been invited to a three-way at the tarpits, should I go?
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I'm foing
Link Posted: 5/25/2016 9:35:56 AM EDT
[#24]
Goddammit Abu Grog
Link Posted: 5/25/2016 9:50:26 AM EDT
[#25]
Why 22 LongRock never in stock at Cavemart?
Link Posted: 5/26/2016 11:26:06 AM EDT
[#26]
Me save up many shells to get extra nice Atl-atl. Me take new Atl-atl to Atl-atl class. Teacher take new Atl-atl and throw on ground, then stomp on it. Say "Atl-atl just tool". Me say "Teacher just tool!" then hit teacher in head with backup rock! Teacher not stay woke and me take back shells! This teacher not good. When wake up, me call teacher "Douche-bag." Me not know what "douche bag" mean, just came out mouth and sound bad. Me remember word for next time!
Link Posted: 5/26/2016 4:20:22 PM EDT
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I take bent stick and horse inside part and put together because bored. Gives me idea, maybe push little stick with bent horse stick?
Link Posted: 5/26/2016 4:49:02 PM EDT
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Cave Owner Association say Ogg have too many stone wheels parked outside of cave.
Have stone wheels carried away, Ogg will have to pay shells to get back.
Now say will take away Ogg cave if park stone wheels outside again, what Ogg do?
Link Posted: 5/26/2016 4:56:16 PM EDT
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Cave Owner Association say Ogg have too many stone wheels parked outside of cave.
Have stone wheels carried away, Ogg will have to pay shells to get back.
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Move to mountain range with no COA.
Link Posted: 5/26/2016 4:59:45 PM EDT
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Cave Owner Association say Ogg have too many stone wheels parked outside of cave.

Have stone wheels carried away, Ogg will have to pay shells to get back.

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Bury yellow square seeds in ground outside cave. Tall plants will hide wheels. All COA love plants!

 
Link Posted: 5/26/2016 6:17:41 PM EDT
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Bury yellow square seeds in ground outside cave. Tall plants will hide wheels. All COA love plants!  
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Cave Owner Association say Ogg have too many stone wheels parked outside of cave.
Have stone wheels carried away, Ogg will have to pay shells to get back.
Now say will take away Ogg cave if park stone wheels outside again, what Ogg do?
Bury yellow square seeds in ground outside cave. Tall plants will hide wheels. All COA love plants!  


My COA say too many plants look trashy. Must have 2 purple poking plant but no more than 6. No red plants because COA chief son eat red plant and die. COA chief say "think of dead child" and make COA council cry. Everyone know no eat red, but he eat red anyway.
Link Posted: 5/26/2016 7:35:12 PM EDT
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My COA say too many plants look trashy. Must have 2 purple poking plant but no more than 6. No red plants because COA chief son eat red plant and die. COA chief say "think of dead child" and make COA council cry. Everyone know no eat red, but he eat red anyway.
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Cave Owner Association say Ogg have too many stone wheels parked outside of cave.
Have stone wheels carried away, Ogg will have to pay shells to get back.
Now say will take away Ogg cave if park stone wheels outside again, what Ogg do?
Bury yellow square seeds in ground outside cave. Tall plants will hide wheels. All COA love plants!  


My COA say too many plants look trashy. Must have 2 purple poking plant but no more than 6. No red plants because COA chief son eat red plant and die. COA chief say "think of dead child" and make COA council cry. Everyone know no eat red, but he eat red anyway.

Boy Nugg want to plant green sticky bush he find down by river. But Nugg chew green sticky bush all day, paint cave wall and bang on rock all night.
Asleep naked on cave floor every morning.

No want green sticky bush near cave.
Link Posted: 5/27/2016 3:55:10 PM EDT
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I make thing, name it bow. I shot my eye out.
Link Posted: 5/27/2016 4:33:04 PM EDT
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Hammerstone thread
Link Posted: 5/27/2016 4:37:01 PM EDT
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Girl who wear padded coconuts disappoint me...
Link Posted: 5/27/2016 4:45:39 PM EDT
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Where you get coconut?  Coconut tropical, this cave in temperate zone.

 
Link Posted: 5/27/2016 4:50:17 PM EDT
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#CaveLivesMatter
Link Posted: 5/27/2016 4:50:55 PM EDT
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Where you get coconut?  Coconut tropical, this cave in temperate zone.  
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Where you get coconut?  Coconut tropical, this cave in temperate zone.  


Uggg have coconut connection.  
Link Posted: 5/27/2016 4:55:55 PM EDT
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LMFAO!!!!  WINNER!!!!
Link Posted: 5/27/2016 4:57:13 PM EDT
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Uggg have coconut connection.  
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Girl who wear padded coconuts disappoint me...
Where you get coconut?  Coconut tropical, this cave in temperate zone.  




Uggg have coconut connection.  
Swallowdactile? How many carry?



 
Link Posted: 5/27/2016 5:02:13 PM EDT
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"Have you ever gotten confused and dragged your woman by the feet instead the hair and filled her with dirt? What's the best way to clean her out"?
Link Posted: 5/27/2016 5:03:33 PM EDT
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Org have imitation Pterodactyl meat for sale.
Link Posted: 5/27/2016 5:17:24 PM EDT
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Spear or rock for neanderthal defense..?


Eta.... Got both.
Link Posted: 5/27/2016 5:19:59 PM EDT
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Should I throw a big rock thats kinda slow or a small rock that goes really fast?
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Get both, then eat rock.
Link Posted: 5/27/2016 5:20:34 PM EDT
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CAVE-MART EMPLOYEE TRY TO FORCIBLY DISROCK ME!!


ETA: DISENGROG!!
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Rock at almost the middle.
Link Posted: 5/27/2016 5:25:29 PM EDT
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Etchings not load...
Link Posted: 5/27/2016 5:25:42 PM EDT
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Same as we're discussing now.  

Club or spear?
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Arfcom exists 60 million years from now.  Post some of the best topics.

Same as we're discussing now.  

Club or spear?

Duh, sharp rock.
Link Posted: 5/27/2016 5:30:16 PM EDT
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Whatever.  Gorlock is Evil Spirit.  Will never vote for her.
 
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No vote for women ever, women must stay home while man hunt and kill.
Link Posted: 5/27/2016 5:40:25 PM EDT
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Met this superhot skinny blond, she keeps saying all this has happened before.
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Shiny metal man with her.
Link Posted: 5/27/2016 5:46:53 PM EDT
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Spear or rock for neanderthal defense..?


Eta.... Got both.
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Rock.

Spear overpenetrate . . .
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