now the 2nd part of my story. I was hesitant to tell this part.. but I will cause it deserves to be told. its something the family doesn't discuss.

my former HS girlfriend who helped me deliver my son.. and I also have another web of intrigue.

After I broke up with her..

she married my brother 6 months later. right before the wedding, I looked at him when no one was around and said... " no hard feelings about nailing your wife..right"

they got it annulled 5 months later due to a lot of issues..

she went Lesbo with another girl we went to HS with who is a trucker hat wearing dyke and absolutely hates me.

the ex GF is hot..

so back to the delivery..
in the midst of a massive contraction - with a really good push and a strained look, my wife suddenly realizes that this RN is not only my Ex, but also the mysterious Ex, she never met that was married to my brother and then went on to play for the other team and whose "significant other" is the one who has sent me hate emails occasionally.

and blurts out..

"YOU WERE MARRIED TO XXXXX...with a horrified look on her face"

I was rolling in the floor laughing.

when my parents came into the room after the birth
they ran into my Ex GF,  who is their Ex DIL.. and they were shocked, confused and looked like they had been cunt punched. except my dad.. my dad was probably checking out her new boob job.

that night was like a bad movie...I laugh out loud at the memory of it.

the boy was 10lb 8oz, 1 month early- delivered vaginally by me and the Lesbian RN, who was my Ex GF and also SIL at one time.

Just got back from my wifes high school reunion.

A nice lady sits down at our table and I cringe. Wife introduces us.

Yep, I banged her a long time ago.

Small town... I see all of them occasionally either at work (I work at the county courthouse) or at Walmart.

I was never promiscuous so there are only a few former"bangees" LOL.

Funny stories in here.


I'm in a small town so my grocery store trips are interesting.


I don't know if it's this town or just common but I've had a lot of married women come on to me.  I don't go there.  Running into them is always uncomfortable.

sounds like my wife

I was with the wife and the inlaws at a small country town in a foreign country.  Suddenly I hear my name, but I ignore it because my name is pretty common and there's no fucking way anyone there knows me.  I hear my name called again and so I turn around and there is an ex gf standing behind me, carrying a small child.

Of all places, I see her there...


She had married some guy who looked at least 30yrs older than her.  I'm pretty sure he's older than her parents.


That was awkward

Thats straight out of a seth rogen movie....hilarious

My dad just got out of cardiac step down from a quadruple bypass. Not my first rodeo with him so moody is pleasant , happy to be alive.

In comes his cardiac care nurse, mmmmmmm old live in lover of mine. We parted friends so ok . Sexy nurse walks over and sits on my lap.

Then my wife walks in ....... .

Small town...


I'm sitting in my patrol car in the parking lot of a gas station, with one of my exes inside.


Took my (now ex-) wife to the docs office for an appointment, and we were checked in by a girl I slept with and left after a couple of weeks.


Stopped a vehicle some time back, and a one of my old one night stands was sitting in the passenger seat.



I've learned my lesson now. I date OUTSIDE my town.

What the actual fuck