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Posted: 5/1/2016 10:19:59 AM EDT
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If she enjoys trail riding, you'll soon find out that the world looks a whole lot better when viewed from between the ears of a horse.
Incidentally, if you want to find how just how secure you really are in your masculinity, help her clean her horse's sheath. 
And we're still waiting for pictures of her horse. |
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Posted: 5/1/2016 10:24:22 AM EDT
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This her?
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Posted: 5/1/2016 10:24:34 AM EDT
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Is she a horse chick or a show horse chick? Big difference.
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Posted: 5/1/2016 10:24:34 AM EDT
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I lasted 2 dates with one. She wondered if I would trade in my lil truck for a one ton for her hoss trailer. [divorced and she just had a little car, ex hubby took the duelie.] I just stopped contact.
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Posted: 5/1/2016 10:25:47 AM EDT
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Posted: 5/1/2016 10:26:46 AM EDT
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Back in my tinder days, I was pretty successful in picking out horse chicks by their main profile pic. They just have a look about them.
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Posted: 5/1/2016 10:28:09 AM EDT
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Run. Horse chicks are crazy and expensive.
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Posted: 5/1/2016 10:28:57 AM EDT
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I married one. Eject like the wings have fallen off and there are ten more inbound SAMs. Damn. That is... susinct and to the point |
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Posted: 5/1/2016 10:31:57 AM EDT
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Now I have just heard this but the rumor on the street is that horse ladies have really sloppy messed up nether regions. YMMV...
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Posted: 5/1/2016 10:34:31 AM EDT
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the TRIFECTA of fucked up. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Is she a nurse? Because it gets really fun when they are a horse chick AND a nurse. And a red head. the TRIFECTA of fucked up. Naw, but if there had been a mention of pointy elbows.... |
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Posted: 5/1/2016 10:35:49 AM EDT
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Now I have just heard this but the rumor on the street is that horse ladies have really sloppy messed up nether regions. YMMV... The last one I dated was shaven, tight and had incredible thigh muscles. YMMV. |
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Posted: 5/1/2016 10:36:41 AM EDT
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Is she a nurse? Because it gets really fun when they are a horse chick AND a nurse. I MARRIED a redheaded rancher's daughter, whom I put through school. She is now a nurse, and makes more $$ than me, which I am totally cool with! 
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Posted: 5/1/2016 10:37:11 AM EDT
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Horse Chicks are Cat Ladies with Money and Land.
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Posted: 5/1/2016 10:38:43 AM EDT
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The last one I dated was shaven, tight and had incredible thigh muscles. YMMV. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Now I have just heard this but the rumor on the street is that horse ladies have really sloppy messed up nether regions. YMMV... The last one I dated was shaven, tight and had incredible thigh muscles. YMMV. Very strange. I only know of one and it was supposedly like throwing a hotdog down a hallway and she didn't really get around that much. Crazy roast beef. Eta: I'm talking a professional equestrian. |
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Posted: 5/1/2016 10:39:49 AM EDT
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How well does she post?
Only relevant question when considering a hot equestrian as a riding partner |
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Posted: 5/1/2016 10:40:33 AM EDT
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Sure, go for it.
Get back to us with updates. 
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Posted: 5/1/2016 10:45:17 AM EDT
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run the fuck away from horse chicks.
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Posted: 5/1/2016 10:46:21 AM EDT
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Just remember never to look her in the mouth.
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Posted: 5/1/2016 10:46:39 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I MARRIED a redheaded rancher's daughter, whom I put through school. She is now a nurse, and makes more $$ than me, which I am totally cool with! Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Is she a nurse? Because it gets really fun when they are a horse chick AND a nurse. I MARRIED a redheaded rancher's daughter, whom I put through school. She is now a nurse, and makes more $$ than me, which I am totally cool with!  |
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Posted: 5/1/2016 10:48:39 AM EDT
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Do not FO. You already have no respect for her so what's the point?
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Posted: 5/1/2016 10:49:51 AM EDT
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OP, we have rules. This ain't Nam.
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Posted: 5/1/2016 10:51:07 AM EDT
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If there are sane horse chicks, I've never met one.
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Posted: 5/1/2016 10:56:31 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: My wife is a horse chick. They're all batshit crazy and expensive. The biggest expense in my life now is the hobby farm we own down the road. Horses, tractor, feed, hay, fencing, barn, tack room, feed, hay, etc etc etc. you said hay twice |
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Posted: 5/1/2016 11:04:51 AM EDT
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What's the worst that could happen? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha lol. My ex-fiance was a horse chick. I know a horse chick now that I would love to punch in the head, and I hate woman beaters. |
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Posted: 5/1/2016 11:07:13 AM EDT
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You know the best way to make a million dollars with horses?
Start with two million. |
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Posted: 5/1/2016 11:09:00 AM EDT
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Bail. Horses are an expensive hobby hence high maintenance woman. My one experience showed it was bad idea.
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Posted: 5/1/2016 11:09:34 AM EDT
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My vast experience with the human condition tells me this...
Girl's who are in to animals, are usually hot in the sack. With a bit of the cray. |
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Posted: 5/1/2016 11:09:38 AM EDT
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I knew it. I spent my childhood in what used to be a nice city in Central Florida back in the 1980s' that had a lot of horse farms. If you from there, you wouldn't even need to ask that question. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I've got to ask, OP you're not originally from Florida are you? No, but I've been here most my life. I knew it. I spent my childhood in what used to be a nice city in Central Florida back in the 1980s' that had a lot of horse farms. If you from there, you wouldn't even need to ask that question. Ocala? |
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Posted: 5/1/2016 11:24:42 AM EDT
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you said hay twice Quote HistoryQuoted:
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My wife is a horse chick. They're all batshit crazy and expensive. The biggest expense in my life now is the hobby farm we own down the road. Horses, tractor, feed, hay, fencing, barn, tack room, feed, hay, etc etc etc. you said hay twice The machines. They never stop. hay. hay. more hay. Fix the damn fence. hay. hay. vet bills. hay. trailers. trucks. hay. hay. hay OP, they are not all crazy, usually are not lazy, and fun in the sack. |
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Posted: 5/1/2016 11:27:55 AM EDT
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And a red head. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Is she a nurse? Because it gets really fun when they are a horse chick AND a nurse. And a red head. Red head alone is enough....... |
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Posted: 5/1/2016 11:30:12 AM EDT
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Neigh. |
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Posted: 5/1/2016 11:33:02 AM EDT
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Horses eat money and shit work. Which one would you like to shovel away?
Also horses are only afraid of two things. Things that move and things that don't. Enjoy your ride....sucker!!! Haha. |
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Posted: 5/1/2016 11:53:36 AM EDT
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Is she a horse chick or a show horse chick? Big difference. Horse chick as in rides and takes care of her own horse. No eventing. |
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Posted: 5/1/2016 11:55:35 AM EDT
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Damn. That is... susinct and to the point Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I married one. Eject like the wings have fallen off and there are ten more inbound SAMs. Damn. That is... susinct and to the point That bad, huh? I suppose even mind blowing sex isn't worth that amount of craziness. |
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Posted: 5/1/2016 12:10:33 PM EDT
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And she's single, very pretty. The last horse chick I dated didn't end well. My head tells me to eject but my other head tells me to FO. Dibs on optics. |
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Posted: 5/1/2016 12:12:13 PM EDT
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Most horse chicks I've met were not down-to-earth, but instead nuts, or desperate for a guy who could either - or both - own and run the pickup truck for the horse trailer, and/or support her horse habit.
Horse gals are usually good in bed, but beyond that they aren't the kind of crazy I'm looking for. |
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Posted: 5/1/2016 12:12:50 PM EDT
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OP gonna get pegged with a horse dildo.
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Posted: 5/1/2016 12:13:50 PM EDT
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I swipe left on horse chicks
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Posted: 5/1/2016 12:15:12 PM EDT
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OP gonna get pegged with a horse dildo.
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Posted: 5/1/2016 12:18:12 PM EDT
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Rules 'tard, rules!
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Posted: 5/1/2016 12:20:49 PM EDT
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I came here to see pics... This thread disappoints...
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Posted: 5/1/2016 12:25:43 PM EDT
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If you have to ask, you're not ready. Move along back to the shallow end of the dating pool before you get in over your head.
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Posted: 5/1/2016 12:32:28 PM EDT
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I've got to ask, OP you're not originally from Florida are you? No, but I've been here most my life. I knew it. I spent my childhood in what used to be a nice city in Central Florida back in the 1980s' that had a lot of horse farms. If you from there, you wouldn't even need to ask that question. Ocala? Yes, from when I was six up until I graduated high school and joined the Navy. I've not lived there since 1993, went to see it two years ago and it blew my mind what a shit hole it is now. Nice place to live in the 1980s' though. |
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Posted: 5/1/2016 12:36:51 PM EDT
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If you have to ask, you're not ready. Move along back to the shallow end of the dating pool before you get in over your head. 
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Posted: 5/1/2016 12:49:35 PM EDT
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She'll probably be used to a bigger size than you.
If you know what I mean |
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Posted: 5/1/2016 12:51:26 PM EDT
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Is she a horse chick by background and upbringing, or is her horseyness some notion about who she thinks she is? Your answer lies within.
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Posted: 5/1/2016 12:52:21 PM EDT
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Is a horse chick, a chick who likes horses? And is buggery a concern? |
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Posted: 5/1/2016 12:53:49 PM EDT
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Just don't get married or have children wih her and you'll be fine.
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Posted: 5/1/2016 1:00:37 PM EDT
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The machines. They never stop. hay. hay. more hay. Fix the damn fence. hay. hay. vet bills. hay. trailers. trucks. hay. hay. hay OP, they are not all crazy, usually are not lazy, and fun in the sack. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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My wife is a horse chick. They're all batshit crazy and expensive. The biggest expense in my life now is the hobby farm we own down the road. Horses, tractor, feed, hay, fencing, barn, tack room, feed, hay, etc etc etc. you said hay twice The machines. They never stop. hay. hay. more hay. Fix the damn fence. hay. hay. vet bills. hay. trailers. trucks. hay. hay. hay OP, they are not all crazy, usually are not lazy, and fun in the sack. My wife isn't lazy and is good in the sack but she is crazy. To become a horse chick somebody footed the bill before you and now it'll be your turn, well, the bill along with the endless chores and workload. My FIL gave us the dually truck and horse trailer when we got together and I thought, wow, that's nice of him. Little did I know he was only passing the torch and washing his hands of it all. It's an incredibly expensive and never ending hobby that WILL become yours. You've been warned. |
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Posted: 5/1/2016 1:03:35 PM EDT
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Everyone I've known had money and crazy issues. I called it Nuts and Broke. The nuttier they were the more they spent on horses, and the broker they were the nuttier they got trying to get more money.
It wasn't a particularly healthy mental state for a good relationship. Don't be shocked if when she hit's the broke stage that she comes to you for horse money...and everyone else she knows. But at least their legs just naturally spread. |
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