What it's really like to fight for ISIS

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Posted: 4/27/2016 7:47:59 AM EDT

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Everyone wearing desert storm gear, shooting an MG3 and RPK.

Posted: 4/27/2016 8:03:13 AM EDT

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Worst Brodozer ever.

Posted: 4/27/2016 8:05:03 AM EDT

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I like the fact that the cameraman dies. More of them should do that.

Posted: 4/27/2016 8:11:57 AM EDT

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Posted: 4/27/2016 8:12:57 AM EDT

[#4]

Abdullah really needed to get his shit together.

No one seemed to like him

Posted: 4/27/2016 8:16:14 AM EDT

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Man, that dude got pissed from getting hit by brass. Not sure what he expected setting up right next to the guy with a belt fed.

Posted: 4/27/2016 8:19:10 AM EDT

[#6]

Mag dumps galore

Posted: 4/27/2016 8:19:49 AM EDT

[#7]

That roll, wtf.
And pipe bomb rifle grenades

Posted: 4/27/2016 8:20:26 AM EDT

[#8]

Soup sandwich.

Posted: 4/27/2016 8:21:32 AM EDT

[#9]

Seems Abdullah is the ISIS version of Gomer Pyle

Posted: 4/27/2016 8:22:22 AM EDT

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Posted: 4/27/2016 8:22:24 AM EDT

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I like the tactical roll at the end with the tumbleweed sticking out of the barrel as camouflage.

Posted: 4/27/2016 8:24:16 AM EDT

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damn, video isn't working for me.

Posted: 4/27/2016 8:25:03 AM EDT

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Its the freaking Three Stooges.

Posted: 4/27/2016 8:26:37 AM EDT

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I laughed. What a bunch of fucking retards. I was really hoping he was going to firing the RPG with the back into the truck. Would've been awesome.

Fuck ISIS.

Posted: 4/27/2016 8:26:53 AM EDT

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Posted: 4/27/2016 8:27:15 AM EDT

[#16]

"You roasted us too!"

Posted: 4/27/2016 8:28:46 AM EDT

[#17]

Lol

Posted: 4/27/2016 8:29:18 AM EDT

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Posted: 4/27/2016 8:36:25 AM EDT

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From the attack to the placement of spare magazines everything was completely unorganized.

Posted: 4/27/2016 8:39:36 AM EDT

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Rolling is the preferred way to retreat?

I understand the belly crawl (stay low), but what advantage does rolling have?

Posted: 4/27/2016 8:43:39 AM EDT

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Posted: 4/27/2016 8:57:16 AM EDT

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Rolling is the preferred way to retreat?

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It also puts out fires.

Posted: 4/27/2016 9:04:38 AM EDT

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"What is wrong with you Abu Hajar?"

Posted: 4/27/2016 9:07:33 AM EDT

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Its easily worth it to see this shit show.

Posted: 4/27/2016 9:09:08 AM EDT

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Even if I had to watch 30 seconds of ads it would have been well worth it to watch those fucks die. This,if the Saudis and Qataris were actually opposed to IS,should be shown repeatedly on TV to convey how uncool and glamourous being a shahid actually is. There wasn't taking out a crowd of kafirs and going to paradise,there was almost getting fucked by your own dumbass RPG gunner and then bleeding out in the dirt.

Posted: 4/27/2016 9:10:43 AM EDT

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Even if I had to watch 30 seconds of ads it would have been well worth it to watch those fucks die. This,if the Saudis and Qataris were actually opposed to IS,should be shown repeatedly on TV to convey how uncool and glamourous being a shahid actually is. There wasn't taking out a crowd of kafirs and going to paradise,there was almost getting fucked by your own dumbass RPG gunner and then bleeding out in the dirt.

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Dat safe and efficient ammo stowage though.

Posted: 4/27/2016 9:10:49 AM EDT

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Posted: 4/27/2016 9:15:16 AM EDT

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That thing looks a lot like the VBIED shown getting hit by a Peshmerga fired Javelin in a video posted the other day. Wonder if that was it?

Posted: 4/27/2016 9:19:44 AM EDT

[#29]

Seeing Kurds fuck up ISIS, really puts a smile on my face.

Posted: 4/27/2016 9:23:43 AM EDT

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I guess that's what ISIS gets for hiring on well intentioned and dedicated, but poorly trained fighters, with no command structure other than "Allahu Ackbar"...

On the other hand, I'm seeing what an actual fight would look like between a warlord who took over a Krogers and the local "zombie-response team" that seem to litter our industry if the SHTF...

Laugh if we can, but in general, we would expect the rough same situation if things degenerated here in the States, albeit, I would imagine the driver of the Bro-Dozer would not last as long as the ISIS driver did. Lots of confusion, "where's my (insert something critical here that needs to be on your person, not rolling around in the bed of your Dodge", etc...

Posted: 4/27/2016 9:24:47 AM EDT

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Man, that dude got pissed from getting hit by brass. Not sure what he expected setting up right next to the guy with a belt fed.

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No shit. We're supposed to be scared of these guys? I guess they're only a threat to unarmed women and children.

Posted: 4/27/2016 9:25:28 AM EDT

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That thing looks a lot like the VBIED shown getting hit by a Peshmerga fired Javelin in a video posted the other day. Wonder if that was it?

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Worst Brodozer ever.

That thing looks a lot like the VBIED shown getting hit by a Peshmerga fired Javelin in a video posted the other day. Wonder if that was it?

Link?

Posted: 4/27/2016 9:29:20 AM EDT

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I've seen that car before... I know I have.... Where? Where?

I've got it!

Posted: 4/27/2016 9:32:36 AM EDT

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Even if I had to watch 30 seconds of ads it would have been well worth it to watch those fucks die. This,if the Saudis and Qataris were actually opposed to IS,should be shown repeatedly on TV to convey how uncool and glamourous being a shahid actually is. There wasn't taking out a crowd of kafirs and going to paradise,there was almost getting fucked by your own dumbass RPG gunner and then bleeding out in the dirt.

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If your goal is to shahid yourself, better in Syria than in a mall in Kuwait or Wisconsin.

If your goal is to get to heaven by paying someone else to shahid himself, who gives a fuck?

Posted: 4/27/2016 9:33:07 AM EDT

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Then they sell their rifles and walk to Germany.

Posted: 4/27/2016 9:33:16 AM EDT

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You're missing out, the video is hilarious.

Posted: 4/27/2016 9:42:56 AM EDT

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I love the tactical rolling. Dumb fucks. Why don't we want to give them their apocalyptic battle again?

Posted: 4/27/2016 9:44:27 AM EDT

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what exactly was the point of the rolling?

Posted: 4/27/2016 9:44:54 AM EDT

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You're missing out, the video is hilarious.

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You're missing out, the video is hilarious.

At least they took the time to let everyone know they don't waste time.

Posted: 4/27/2016 9:49:14 AM EDT

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I'm almost positive I drew the blueprints for the truck way back in 3rd grade. I mean, the angles, features...everything is identical. It was also done in crayon.

These guys are genius-level engineers.

Posted: 4/27/2016 9:55:58 AM EDT

[#41]

Muzzies can't fight worth a shit?

Color me surprised.

Posted: 4/27/2016 9:57:09 AM EDT

[#42]

They got worked over pretty good

Posted: 4/27/2016 9:58:40 AM EDT

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Posted: 4/27/2016 9:59:12 AM EDT

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What were those things lined up on the ground at about 1:48? An array of mortars?

Posted: 4/27/2016 9:59:45 AM EDT

[#45]

Afghans are much more wiley IMO

Posted: 4/27/2016 10:21:38 AM EDT

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Was Abu Abdallah mad at Abu Hajar because his brass was getting on him? And did that guy say "What has happened?" in English when the site on his RPK flipped up?

Posted: 4/27/2016 10:40:31 AM EDT

[#47]

"Get my bomb for people"

Posted: 4/27/2016 10:43:00 AM EDT

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Bitches out abdullah for hitting him with hot brass, then proceeded to almost blow up abdullah with backblast.

Cameraman should have followed Abdullah's lead and barrel rolled back to whatever shit they came from.