Warning

 

Close

Confirm Action

Are you sure you wish to do this?

Confirm Cancel
BCM
User Panel

Arrow Left Previous Page
Page / 3
Posted: 4/16/2016 11:53:42 AM EDT
This is different than the Scarlett Johansson story.

These will sell like hot cakes in a few years

Meet Jia Jia the 'robot goddess': Chinese inventor claims AI humanoid is the most realistic ever made (and has programmed it to refer to him as 'my lord')
Jia Jia can speak, shows micro-expressions, move its lips and body.

It's programmed to recognize human/machine interaction, has autonomous position and navigation and offers services based on cloud technology

You might to do a double take when you see this new interactive robot, as it 'looks very much like a real woman'.

Dubbed 'robot goddess', Jia Jia has the long flowing locks and rosy red cheeks as a human, but is being taught deep learning abilities.

This humanoid is designed with natural eye movement, speech that is syncs with its lip movements and refers to its male creators as 'lords'.


Pictures and video at link
Link Posted: 4/16/2016 12:10:49 PM EDT
[#1]
Link Posted: 4/16/2016 12:13:47 PM EDT
[#2]
Will it do housework, fix cars/trucks, garden and walk the dogs?
Link Posted: 4/16/2016 12:15:18 PM EDT
[#3]
$10 says he has put something of his in her mouth daily
Link Posted: 4/16/2016 12:15:51 PM EDT
[#4]
Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History
Quoted:
Will it do housework, fix cars/trucks, garden and walk the dogs?
View Quote


Cook Clean Fuck.

I think that is all GD wants or needs.



Oh yeah. Get beer.
Link Posted: 4/16/2016 12:16:03 PM EDT
[#5]
Quoted:

Meet Jia Jia the 'robot goddess': Chinese inventor claims AI humanoid is the most realistic ever made (and has programmed it to refer to him as 'my lord')
View Quote


As soon as Skynet becomes self-aware, that shit will stop right there.
Link Posted: 4/16/2016 12:20:34 PM EDT
[#6]
Link Posted: 4/16/2016 12:21:59 PM EDT
[#7]






Link Posted: 4/16/2016 12:24:08 PM EDT
[#8]
If it can play chess, she's good to go
Link Posted: 4/16/2016 12:33:41 PM EDT
[#10]
Wow !  She's just like all of the real women I know.  Unavailable and even if she was available she'd be too expensive
Link Posted: 4/16/2016 12:41:46 PM EDT
[#11]
Quoted:
This is different than the Scarlett Johansson story.

These will sell like hot cakes in a few years

Meet Jia Jia the 'robot goddess': Chinese inventor claims AI humanoid is the most realistic ever made (and has programmed it to refer to him as 'my lord')
Jia Jia can speak, shows micro-expressions, move its lips and body.

It's programmed to recognize human/machine interaction, has autonomous position and navigation and offers services based on cloud technology

You might to do a double take when you see this new interactive robot, as it 'looks very much like a real woman'.

Dubbed 'robot goddess', Jia Jia has the long flowing locks and rosy red cheeks as a human, but is being taught deep learning abilities.

This humanoid is designed with natural eye movement, speech that is syncs with its lip movements and refers to its male creators as 'lords'.


Pictures and video at link
View Quote


back door for hackers to reprogram to kill their 'lords' ?
Link Posted: 4/16/2016 12:54:49 PM EDT
[#12]
Does it do anal?
Link Posted: 4/16/2016 12:59:29 PM EDT
[#13]
Do you like our owl?
Link Posted: 4/16/2016 1:02:04 PM EDT
[#14]
Orientals gross me out, let me know when there's a 5'9" crazy-eyed white or mexican woman robot with big tits.


 
Link Posted: 4/16/2016 1:02:53 PM EDT
[#15]
Hmmm. No Adam's Apple.

I'm

Link Posted: 4/16/2016 1:05:14 PM EDT
[#16]
Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History
Quoted:
Orientals gross me out, let me know when there's a 5'9" crazy-eyed white or mexican woman robot with big tits.  
View Quote



" />
Link Posted: 4/16/2016 1:09:47 PM EDT
[#17]
Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History
Quoted:
She doesn't know.  
View Quote View All Quotes
View All Quotes
How can it not know what it is?
Link Posted: 4/16/2016 1:25:53 PM EDT
[#18]
cherry2000 on the way.

Txl
Link Posted: 4/16/2016 1:31:49 PM EDT
[#19]
Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History
Quoted:
Wow !  She's just like all of the real women I know.  Unavailable and even if she was available she'd be too expensive
View Quote


There it is.
Link Posted: 4/16/2016 1:38:56 PM EDT
[#20]
Still too creepy.  
Link Posted: 4/16/2016 1:39:41 PM EDT
[#21]
There goes my helicopter fund.
Link Posted: 4/16/2016 1:46:19 PM EDT
[#22]
What could possibly go wrong?

Ok now take my penis in your hand.

That's it.

Now jerk it off.

wait.....NO













Link Posted: 4/16/2016 1:49:28 PM EDT
[#23]
Does she know when to keep her mouth shut?
Link Posted: 4/16/2016 1:53:48 PM EDT
[#24]
As popularity increases, I predict a decline in China's birth rate.
Link Posted: 4/16/2016 1:57:39 PM EDT
[#25]
How far would it be if they didn't concentrate on the robo-octopus for the the tentacle porn?
Link Posted: 4/16/2016 2:14:19 PM EDT
[#26]
They made it with decently sized boobs. I know where this technology is going.
Link Posted: 4/16/2016 2:25:14 PM EDT
[#28]
Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History
Quoted:
How far would it be if they didn't concentrate on the robo-octopus for the the tentacle porn?
View Quote

The Japanese are working that angle
Link Posted: 4/16/2016 2:35:51 PM EDT
[#29]
Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History
Quoted:


Cook Clean Fuck.

I think that is all GD wants or needs.



Oh yeah. Get beer.
View Quote View All Quotes
View All Quotes
Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History
Quoted:
Quoted:
Will it do housework, fix cars/trucks, garden and walk the dogs?


Cook Clean Fuck.

I think that is all GD wants or needs.



Oh yeah. Get beer.


"Yes My Lord".  It's about time.
Link Posted: 4/16/2016 2:40:33 PM EDT
[#30]
Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History
Quoted:
Does it do anal?
View Quote

It is programmed for "deep learning "....
Link Posted: 4/16/2016 2:42:46 PM EDT
[#31]
Too much work to kick her out afterwards




Link Posted: 4/16/2016 2:52:57 PM EDT
[#32]
Wake me when they get rid of the robotic voice, servo noise! And err uhh, give her a softer touch!






Giggity...








Link Posted: 4/16/2016 2:53:42 PM EDT
[#33]


For a Chinese girl, that robot has huge tits.  Of course, no one here is surprised at this.
Link Posted: 4/16/2016 2:57:51 PM EDT
[#34]
Me love you long time, or at least until batteries need recharge.

Link Posted: 4/16/2016 3:39:40 PM EDT
[#35]
Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History
Quoted:
Me love you long time, or at least until batteries need recharge.

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/04/15/21/3337405E00000578-3542621-image-a-12_1460752815263.jpg
View Quote
To hell with batteries, plug it in to 220.
Link Posted: 4/16/2016 3:59:54 PM EDT
[#36]
Link Posted: 4/16/2016 4:07:19 PM EDT
[#37]


Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History
Quoted:



I'm ready for Sue Rosie the Robohouseandlawnkeeper.





View Quote



+1 for Rosie.





Let the robot take care of the house, yards, laundry and food.





 
Link Posted: 4/16/2016 4:09:58 PM EDT
[#38]
Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History
Quoted:
What could possibly go wrong?

Ok now take my penis in your hand.

That's it.

Now jerk it off.

wait.....NO













View Quote



Or,

"Eat my dick baby!"

"NOMNOMNOM!"

Link Posted: 4/16/2016 4:12:25 PM EDT
[#39]
Hasn't anyone seen the movie Westworld?

This will end up badly.
Link Posted: 4/16/2016 4:16:02 PM EDT
[#40]

Pfft, 'my lord'...I've had Siri calling me 'Asshole' for several years already.



If you're gonna be creative.
Link Posted: 4/16/2016 4:17:30 PM EDT
[#41]
Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History
Quoted:
Hasn't anyone seen the movie Westworld?

This will end up badly.
View Quote



I thought of that as I posted, not so far out now.


Link Posted: 4/16/2016 4:26:43 PM EDT
[#42]
Wonder if you could teach it to shoot and how well it would fare
Link Posted: 4/16/2016 4:31:30 PM EDT
[#43]
Link Posted: 4/16/2016 5:05:27 PM EDT
[#44]

Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History
Quoted:


Hasn't anyone seen the movie Westworld?



This will end up badly.
View Quote




 








Link Posted: 4/16/2016 5:13:45 PM EDT
[#45]
Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History
Quoted:
What could possibly go wrong?

Ok now take my penis in your hand.

That's it.

Now jerk it off.

wait.....NO  
View Quote



What you did there....
Link Posted: 4/16/2016 5:18:37 PM EDT
[#46]
I noticed that the titties were quite large for an Asian woman.



Would ride her for a quarter.





Ed
Link Posted: 4/16/2016 5:23:23 PM EDT
[#47]
I wonder if fake tits feel the same on a fake human being as they do on a real one?



I'll volunteer my services to answer that burning question.  
Link Posted: 4/16/2016 5:31:00 PM EDT
[#48]
Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History
Quoted:
cherry2000 on the way.

Txl
View Quote


I miss that movie
Link Posted: 4/16/2016 5:31:46 PM EDT
[#49]
Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History
Quoted:
I wonder if fake tits feel the same on a fake human being as they do on a real one?

I'll volunteer my services to answer that burning question.  
View Quote


If it's burning, you may want to see a doc about that
Link Posted: 4/16/2016 5:36:27 PM EDT
[#50]
Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History
Quoted:
Wow !  She's just like all of the real women I know.  Unavailable and even if she was available she'd be too expensive
View Quote




Arrow Left Previous Page
Page / 3
Close Join Our Mail List to Stay Up To Date! Win a FREE Membership!

Sign up for the ARFCOM weekly newsletter and be entered to win a free ARFCOM membership. One new winner* is announced every week!

You will receive an email every Friday morning featuring the latest chatter from the hottest topics, breaking news surrounding legislation, as well as exclusive deals only available to ARFCOM email subscribers.


By signing up you agree to our User Agreement. *Must have a registered ARFCOM account to win.
Top Top