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Posted: 2/13/2016 1:30:04 PM EDT
GF wants money or a gift card. I asked "how much?" She gives me a number...Ho lee fuk
Let's just say I was on the ropes losing my ass, got KO'ed twice, well I am flailing away and I score a big KO. Being I only get money once a month, I was broke. the KO I scored helped me to give her the present for V-day. Almost got knocked down three times 
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Posted: 2/13/2016 1:32:42 PM EDT
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All my lady wants is for me to cook pot roast, watch a movie, and lay into her. Easy peasy.
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Posted: 2/13/2016 1:33:49 PM EDT
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Money? And you asked how much? Out of curiosity, how much money did she want or expect?
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Posted: 2/13/2016 1:34:29 PM EDT
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This should go well.
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Posted: 2/13/2016 1:35:02 PM EDT
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The fuck? She asked for money?
How much of a gift card is she getting you? |
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Posted: 2/13/2016 1:36:10 PM EDT
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The fuck? She asked for money? How much of a gift card is she getting you? girlfriend or hooker? |
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Posted: 2/13/2016 1:36:17 PM EDT
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She wants a gift card?
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Posted: 2/13/2016 1:36:51 PM EDT
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I just got knocked out.
Red fairy showed up yesterday
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Posted: 2/13/2016 1:37:34 PM EDT
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Money? And you asked how much? Out of curiosity, how much money did she want or expect?
This. WTF? Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Posted: 2/13/2016 1:38:01 PM EDT
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Posted: 2/13/2016 1:43:41 PM EDT
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Didn't we just do a thread about legalized prostitution? 
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Posted: 2/13/2016 1:48:59 PM EDT
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Fuck that if she's not grateful for what ever you can give there is the door.
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Posted: 2/13/2016 1:49:02 PM EDT
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girlfriend or hooker? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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The fuck? She asked for money? How much of a gift card is she getting you? girlfriend or hooker?
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Posted: 2/13/2016 1:50:50 PM EDT
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Didn't we just do a thread about legalized prostitution?
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Posted: 2/13/2016 1:52:22 PM EDT
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You need to learn how to negotiate buddy..
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Posted: 2/13/2016 1:52:26 PM EDT
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OP has a weak pimp hand. I have a strong pimp hand, my wife is getting the D for Valentines day, she's not even getting a card, just the D.
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Posted: 2/13/2016 1:53:06 PM EDT
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My wife is very practical and doesn't buy into that bullshit. We tried to go out for Valentines once and she was so disgusted by all the people she said never again. She is off work Monday and we're going shooting. I hand loaded 100 rnds for her last week and gave her the other present last night after the kids went to bed
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Posted: 2/13/2016 1:53:26 PM EDT
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Hookers are cheaper.
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Posted: 2/13/2016 1:53:57 PM EDT
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Money? And you asked how much? Out of curiosity, how much money did she want or expect?
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Posted: 2/13/2016 1:55:23 PM EDT
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Posted: 2/13/2016 1:56:59 PM EDT
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She didn't get it when I told her about the boxing 3 knockdown rule, cause if I did not score a KO, I lost
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Posted: 2/13/2016 1:57:57 PM EDT
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The fuck? She asked for money? How much of a gift card is she getting you? girlfriend or hooker? This. What the fuck... Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Posted: 2/13/2016 1:59:07 PM EDT
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This is legalized
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Didn't we just do a thread about legalized prostitution?
So it would seem.  You gonna arrest yourself? 
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Posted: 2/13/2016 2:00:34 PM EDT
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I popped a porno video one night, we were watching and she told me "Hey pal, I'm not doing what she's doing"
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The fuck? She asked for money? How much of a gift card is she getting you? girlfriend or hooker?
In that case she should probably readjust her Valentine's Day gift expectations. |
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Posted: 2/13/2016 2:05:06 PM EDT
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Posted: 2/13/2016 2:08:01 PM EDT
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So it would seem. You gonna arrest yourself? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Didn't we just do a thread about legalized prostitution?
So it would seem. You gonna arrest yourself? |
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Posted: 2/13/2016 2:08:52 PM EDT
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This. What the fuck... Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile Quote HistoryQuoted:
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The fuck? She asked for money? How much of a gift card is she getting you? girlfriend or hooker? This. What the fuck... Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Posted: 2/13/2016 2:10:23 PM EDT
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How much was she asking for?
What a tacky thing to ask for 
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Posted: 2/13/2016 2:16:55 PM EDT
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In Japan, Valentines Day means the girl has to give chocolate to the guy.
Then a month later, the guy returns the favor by giving the girl something (cookies, candy, etc) on White Day. My daughter decided to try that, this year. |
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Posted: 2/13/2016 2:20:43 PM EDT
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Just get her one of these.
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Posted: 2/13/2016 2:20:50 PM EDT
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So it would seem. You gonna arrest yourself? Maybe dress up like one for her? Threaten to arrest her? 
Okay, probably not a good idea. |
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Posted: 2/13/2016 2:21:58 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: In Japan, Valentines Day means the girl has to give chocolate to the guy. Then a month later, the guy returns the favor by giving the girl something (cookies, candy, etc) on White Day. My daughter decided to try that, this year. |
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Posted: 2/13/2016 3:08:50 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryTHANK YOU! (off to make one) |
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Posted: 2/13/2016 3:16:10 PM EDT
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Maybe dress up like one for her? Threaten to arrest her? http://cdn.straightfromthea.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/village-people-cop-300x318.jpg Okay, probably not a good idea. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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So it would seem. You gonna arrest yourself? Maybe dress up like one for her? Threaten to arrest her? http://cdn.straightfromthea.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/village-people-cop-300x318.jpg Okay, probably not a good idea.
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Posted: 2/13/2016 3:18:16 PM EDT
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Maybe dress up like one for her? Threaten to arrest her? http://cdn.straightfromthea.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/village-people-cop-300x318.jpg Okay, probably not a good idea. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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So it would seem. You gonna arrest yourself? Maybe dress up like one for her? Threaten to arrest her? http://cdn.straightfromthea.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/village-people-cop-300x318.jpg Okay, probably not a good idea. |
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Posted: 2/13/2016 3:36:04 PM EDT
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Duuude
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In Japan, Valentines Day means the girl has to give chocolate to the guy. Then a month later, the guy returns the favor by giving the girl something (cookies, candy, etc) on White Day. My daughter decided to try that, this year.
I'll have to point that out to her. |
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Posted: 2/13/2016 5:11:47 PM EDT
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Well, who says there is nothing to like about Iran
TEHRAN, Iran — Iran says it is cracking down on Valentine’s Day celebrations and shops engaging in them will be guilty of a crime. Iranian news outlets reported the police directive Friday warning retailers against promoting “decadent Western culture through Valentine’s Day rituals.” Police informed Tehran’s coffee and ice cream shops trade union to avoid any gatherings in which boys and girls exchange Valentine’s Day gifts. |
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Posted: 2/14/2016 5:14:47 AM EDT
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Happy Valentines day you LEGHUMPERS
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Posted: 2/14/2016 5:18:10 AM EDT
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Is her name jen?
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Posted: 2/14/2016 5:24:33 AM EDT
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Is her name jen? If the three knockdown rule was in effect I would have sent her just a Valentine's day text
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Posted: 2/14/2016 5:36:32 AM EDT
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She is cooking and I am supplying the meat. I am not sure about knocking it down 3 rounds but 2 for sure.
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Posted: 2/14/2016 5:56:02 AM EDT
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Posted: 2/14/2016 5:57:55 AM EDT
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I just got knocked out. Red fairy showed up yesterday Same here.
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Posted: 2/14/2016 5:59:39 AM EDT
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No. We don't celebrate this holiday.
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Posted: 2/14/2016 6:03:28 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Same here. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: I just got knocked out. Red fairy showed up yesterday Same here.  "your ass isnt bleeding"...probably wont work |
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Posted: 2/14/2016 6:10:05 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Same here. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: I just got knocked out. Red fairy showed up yesterday Same here. Blow job week! |
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Posted: 2/14/2016 6:14:33 AM EDT
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I popped a porno video one night, we were watching and she told me "Hey pal, I'm not doing what she's doing"
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The fuck? She asked for money? How much of a gift card is she getting you? girlfriend or hooker?
Send her back and tell the pimp you want a different one 'cause you ain't paying this one. |
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Posted: 2/14/2016 7:31:14 AM EDT
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Send her back and tell the pimp you want a different one 'cause you ain't paying this one. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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The fuck? She asked for money? How much of a gift card is she getting you? girlfriend or hooker?
Send her back and tell the pimp you want a different one 'cause you ain't paying this one.
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