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Drop out of the race and endorse Ted Cruz.
Borrow against everything I own and use it to fund a new super PAC for Ted Cruz.
I like the cut of your jib!
Nah, that's a piker's dream! Listen, this is what we do. It'll be yuge. First we call Cruz a pussy again, and think of some other insults, really take it up a notch. Then the day before SUPER Tuesday, we admit it was all a sham, and we were in it as a shill for Hillary. But we don't stop there: we fucking CLAIM Chelsea. It was a momentary act of indiscretion, we were really drunk, and immediately regretted it, but it was done. We confess that this is how Hillary got her hooks into us, and made us pay all that money for her campaigns, and sign on to the liberal schemes. And we admit that if it weren't for the wise council of our pals HR and GP, we'd have gone on with this charade, but we're DONE with the lies. We're taking the black, donning the sackcloth, and leaving the fortune and the women to our spiritual advisers who showed us the light.
When the switch back happens, you and I have Trumps women and his fortune, Hillary is ruined, Cruz capitalizes on our wicked behavior, and Trump gets a new reality show "Me and Chelsea".
We should fucking dream YUGE, man!