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Link Posted: 2/10/2016 10:14:52 PM EDT
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Yes.

She's not nearly as freaky as that other Barbie chick.

ETA: never mind, she is the freaky one...wants to live off of just air.   Would still hit.

ETA2: Pixee Fox is the weird one who had some ribs removed and looks really freaky.

http://i.imgur.com/wIVCLmd.jpg
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What the fresh fucking hell?
Link Posted: 2/10/2016 10:15:24 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 2/10/2016 10:18:29 PM EDT
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Am I in before someone wants to hook himself up to a dialysis machine filled with her menstrual blood?
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WTF?
















 





Is this becoming a thing?  Here's another one, from one of those claickbait links:



"Normal"






As Elsa:










 
Link Posted: 2/10/2016 10:20:03 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 2/10/2016 10:21:25 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 2/10/2016 10:21:35 PM EDT
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Any partner is better than masturbating, so yeah
Link Posted: 2/10/2016 10:23:28 PM EDT
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Like the fist of an angry god

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Link Posted: 2/10/2016 10:28:05 PM EDT
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Fuck yes I would
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This
Link Posted: 2/10/2016 10:32:01 PM EDT
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Is she compatible with Windows XP? I'm not planning on updating my software just for a sex toy.
Link Posted: 2/10/2016 10:38:13 PM EDT
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Is she compatible with Windows XP? I'm not planning on updating my software just for a sex toy.
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Do you wanna get a virus?

Because not updating the software in your sex robot is how you get a virus.
Link Posted: 2/10/2016 10:39:30 PM EDT
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All relevant questions!
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does it have a pulse, older than 18 and born a woman? then sure why not... you only live once.

As long as she's not like a Barbie doll downstairs.  


All relevant questions!


Just lay it between her tits and give her a pearl necklace.

Come to think of it, I haven't done that in years...getting old I guess.
Link Posted: 2/10/2016 10:46:21 PM EDT
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Its over, wash the trash out and me with it



Nothing is needed, perpetual life sustained
Link Posted: 2/10/2016 10:58:20 PM EDT
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Kinda creepy.
Kinda want.

Nice nips.
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Feel the same way, on one hand she looks kind of creepy...but on the other hand who am I to turn any away
Link Posted: 2/10/2016 10:58:50 PM EDT
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Her face is smack dab right in the middle of the Uncanny Valley
Link Posted: 2/10/2016 11:03:49 PM EDT
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I'm hung like a Ken doll so if she is into that.......
Link Posted: 2/10/2016 11:24:31 PM EDT
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The fued with human-Ken makes me feel like, as a species, we have gone too far.





Time for our alien overlords to make meat slaves of us-  I think it'd be more ethical and certainly more sensible-


 



Speaking of,  did someone say theres a dialysis machine full of her menstration?  No reason..
Link Posted: 2/10/2016 11:37:40 PM EDT
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I suck.
 
Link Posted: 2/10/2016 11:38:10 PM EDT
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Fuck yes.  



And she's probably a cosplayer.  A lot of girls who do cosplay get surgery, make costumes and put on weird makeup.  




Or, maybe she's just a headcase.  Either way, I'd give her the best 3 minutes of her my life.
Link Posted: 2/10/2016 11:38:52 PM EDT
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http://www.shockmansion.com/wp-content/myimages/2012/04/818.jpg?9d7bd4


 







Ass up, face down in the hotel pillow; I sure as hell would.




 



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Link Posted: 2/10/2016 11:43:08 PM EDT
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I can almost guarantee her brain is powered by squirrels and cats in straight jackets.
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I love your posts. Pure GOLD!
Link Posted: 2/10/2016 11:45:53 PM EDT
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Why not? Ken's not gonna do any damage.





Link Posted: 2/10/2016 11:46:13 PM EDT
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Come on Barbie, let's go party!
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Life in plastic....it's fantastic!
Link Posted: 2/10/2016 11:46:51 PM EDT
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Kerli is better, younger, and can sing.
Link Posted: 2/10/2016 11:52:52 PM EDT
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Creepy.
Link Posted: 2/11/2016 7:25:43 AM EDT
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I can almost guarantee her brain is powered by squirrels and cats in straight jackets.
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I lost...
Link Posted: 2/11/2016 7:28:09 AM EDT
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The dead doll face is creepy
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You're doing it wrong.




Just imagine it streaming with tears.
Link Posted: 2/11/2016 7:39:03 AM EDT
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  You're doing it wrong.


Just imagine it streaming with tears.
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The dead doll face is creepy

  You're doing it wrong.


Just imagine it streaming with tears.



I doubt she's physically capable of crying anymore.

Link Posted: 2/11/2016 7:42:25 AM EDT
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I doubt she's physically capable of crying anymore.



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The dead doll face is creepy


  You're doing it wrong.





Just imagine it streaming with tears.







I doubt she's physically capable of crying anymore.







 



Challenge accepted.
Link Posted: 2/11/2016 7:43:39 AM EDT
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I would hit that like GI Joe while Ken watches from the closet.
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Link Posted: 2/11/2016 7:44:16 AM EDT
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Challenge accepted.
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The dead doll face is creepy

  You're doing it wrong.


Just imagine it streaming with tears.



I doubt she's physically capable of crying anymore.


 

Challenge accepted.



Haven't you disappointed enough women already?




Link Posted: 2/11/2016 7:46:19 AM EDT
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Yes.


But I think that's a prototype sexbot. She's the beta test model. This is huge! The manufacturing company will be mega rich!!!!!!
Link Posted: 2/11/2016 7:49:54 AM EDT
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Haven't you disappointed enough women already?









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The dead doll face is creepy


  You're doing it wrong.





Just imagine it streaming with tears.







I doubt she's physically capable of crying anymore.





 



Challenge accepted.







Haven't you disappointed enough women already?
















 
Bro, don't poke holes in my brovado.
Link Posted: 2/11/2016 8:24:19 AM EDT
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Am I in before someone wants to hook himself up to a dialysis machine filled with her menstrual blood?



WTF?






 


Is this becoming a thing?  Here's another one, from one of those claickbait links:

"Normal"
http://img-s-msn-com.akamaized.net/tenant/amp/entityid/BBpjpkG.img?h=400&w=301&m=6&q=60&o=f&l=f&x=927&y=501



As Elsa:


http://img-s-msn-com.akamaized.net/tenant/amp/entityid/BBpj8Et.img?h=768&w=1366&m=6&q=60&o=f&l=f&x=58&y=484




http://img-s-msn-com.akamaized.net/tenant/amp/entityid/BBpjna7.img?h=1080&w=1920&m=6&q=60&o=f&l=f&x=1017&y=574
 


The things I would do to Elsa......

Shit, I'm a terrible father
Link Posted: 2/11/2016 8:25:06 AM EDT
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I think she's hot, but I used to have a sex doll
 






And Elsa is
Link Posted: 2/11/2016 8:32:20 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 2/11/2016 8:40:20 AM EDT
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Is she anatomically correct?
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If so,8.7% here would hit the plastic version.
Link Posted: 2/11/2016 8:44:13 AM EDT
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I prefer some meat on the bone. No cushion I ain't pushin.
Link Posted: 2/11/2016 8:44:51 AM EDT
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If so,8.7% here would hit the plastic version.
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Is she anatomically correct?


 

If so,8.7% here would hit the plastic version.


I wonder if it smells like burnt rubber



 
Link Posted: 2/11/2016 8:54:59 AM EDT
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Fuck yes, it's just make up.
Link Posted: 2/11/2016 8:55:28 AM EDT
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there are two types of posters in this thread... Those who would hit it and those who would lie about it.
Link Posted: 2/11/2016 8:59:07 AM EDT
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Come on Barbie, let's go party.
Link Posted: 2/11/2016 9:00:50 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 2/11/2016 9:03:00 AM EDT
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The things I would do to Elsa......

Shit, I'm a terrible father
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Am I in before someone wants to hook himself up to a dialysis machine filled with her menstrual blood?



WTF?






 


Is this becoming a thing?  Here's another one, from one of those claickbait links:

"Normal"
http://img-s-msn-com.akamaized.net/tenant/amp/entityid/BBpjpkG.img?h=400&w=301&m=6&q=60&o=f&l=f&x=927&y=501



As Elsa:


http://img-s-msn-com.akamaized.net/tenant/amp/entityid/BBpj8Et.img?h=768&w=1366&m=6&q=60&o=f&l=f&x=58&y=484




http://img-s-msn-com.akamaized.net/tenant/amp/entityid/BBpjna7.img?h=1080&w=1920&m=6&q=60&o=f&l=f&x=1017&y=574
 


The things I would do to Elsa......

Shit, I'm a terrible father


I thought the same thing. She actually looks like she's in costume. The Barbie chick is all types of wrong on so many levels.
Link Posted: 2/11/2016 9:04:05 AM EDT
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Yep, I've bedded worse.
Link Posted: 2/11/2016 9:13:29 AM EDT
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The things I would do to Elsa......

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Well, the cold never bothered me anyway...

I do recall having somewhat impure thoughts about certain princesses on trips to Disney World, as well.

Ah, hell, guess you can add me to the "terrible father" list too.
Link Posted: 2/11/2016 9:18:54 AM EDT
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Hit it? Yes.
Link Posted: 2/11/2016 9:38:08 AM EDT
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Not guilty.
Link Posted: 2/11/2016 9:42:11 AM EDT
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She looks pretty hot as Elsa

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Am I in before someone wants to hook himself up to a dialysis machine filled with her menstrual blood?



WTF?






 


Is this becoming a thing?  Here's another one, from one of those claickbait links:

"Normal"
http://img-s-msn-com.akamaized.net/tenant/amp/entityid/BBpjpkG.img?h=400&w=301&m=6&q=60&o=f&l=f&x=927&y=501



As Elsa:


http://img-s-msn-com.akamaized.net/tenant/amp/entityid/BBpj8Et.img?h=768&w=1366&m=6&q=60&o=f&l=f&x=58&y=484




http://img-s-msn-com.akamaized.net/tenant/amp/entityid/BBpjna7.img?h=1080&w=1920&m=6&q=60&o=f&l=f&x=1017&y=574
 

Link Posted: 2/11/2016 9:43:51 AM EDT
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Do I have to deal with the major daddy issues or the cray cray?
Link Posted: 2/11/2016 9:57:36 AM EDT
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