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Posted: 2/9/2016 9:14:43 PM EDT

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No
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I have lived all over the place, the Tegenaria gigantea, Washington House Spider, tops spiders I have personally run into  


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ETA picture above is in CM, still a big ass 4 inch approx spider.
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That is cool ejeviking!
I want one.
Link Posted: 2/9/2016 10:19:51 PM EDT
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Fuck spiders!!
Die motherfucker die!!
Link Posted: 2/9/2016 10:21:10 PM EDT
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Also known as the 7 legged pimp-limp spider.
Link Posted: 2/9/2016 10:21:22 PM EDT
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Nope.
Link Posted: 2/9/2016 10:22:02 PM EDT
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Love snakes, can't stand spiders.
Link Posted: 2/9/2016 10:24:09 PM EDT
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My wife found this one trying to get in through the front door a few years ago. She freaked out. I did not kill it with fire or any thing else.

Link Posted: 2/9/2016 10:25:56 PM EDT
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Why didn't that faggot in the gif just hit it with his purse?

Why does a badass, gun toting bunch of bad motherfuckers always act like nine year old girls when it comes to little bugs?


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That is cool ejeviking!

I want one.
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Here you go.

 



I got mine at an open house for a metal fab shop, free.
Link Posted: 2/9/2016 10:35:19 PM EDT
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Spiders, I can deal with.  Centipedes....f*@k them!!!!
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...Noticing that DrFrige is absent....
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Fuck spiders.  Fuck em all to death.
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This.
Link Posted: 2/9/2016 10:55:24 PM EDT
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Let's not.
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That actually happened to me the day we moved into our first home in Texas.  Except I was using my shoe instead of a broom.  
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spiders are cool
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I don't mind spiders a bit but my wife...Ho Lee Fuq...!




If we are ever surrounded by a mob of rapeugees I'll just yell, "Babe there's a spider on your neck!"  She will then proceed to KILL every motherfucker within a 100 yard radius as she is trying to wipe even the idea of a spider out of existance!  




It'll be fun!












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Link Posted: 2/10/2016 3:29:51 AM EDT
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Sounds like someone needs an introduced species to make them appreciate how non-lethal all of their 'scary spiders' are :P
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My wife found this one trying to get in through the front door a few years ago. She freaked out. I did not kill it with fire or any thing else.

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That's a boy. See the tibial hooks? It's for holding up the lady spider's front legs to get safe access to her hooha. The ones you see are mostly gentleman tarantulas out looking for ladies.
Link Posted: 2/10/2016 3:59:05 AM EDT
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I have a few jumping spiders around the house.   I take care not to squash them, because they are my friends.
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All of these are my own videos...


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I've shot multiple giant ass garden spiders with shotguns

It's actually pretty neat, literally no trace of the fuckers left.
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Found this out near my shed:

It was on fire shortly after this pic.
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My Suntiger is my boldest T, how is yours, personality wise?
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You folks have plenty to choose from....that is for sure.
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Love snakes, can't stand spiders.
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Likewise. We have a ball python that is awesome. I can't imagine owning a spider.  Funny enough, a buddy of mine doesn't mind spiders, but is absolutely scared shitless of snakes.
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Likewise. We have a ball python that is awesome. I can't imagine owning a spider.  Funny enough, a buddy of mine doesn't mind spiders, but is absolutely scared shitless of snakes.
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Love snakes, can't stand spiders.


Likewise. We have a ball python that is awesome. I can't imagine owning a spider.  Funny enough, a buddy of mine doesn't mind spiders, but is absolutely scared shitless of snakes.


I find reptiles and such pretty boring. But love my Ts
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That's a boy. See the tibial hooks? It's for holding up the lady spider's front legs to get safe access to her hooha. The ones you see are mostly gentleman tarantulas out looking for ladies.
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My wife found this one trying to get in through the front door a few years ago. She freaked out. I did not kill it with fire or any thing else.

<a href="http://s1205.photobucket.com/user/DamascusKnifemaker/media/IMG_3731c_zps23a79545.jpg.html" target="_blank">http://i1205.photobucket.com/albums/bb435/DamascusKnifemaker/IMG_3731c_zps23a79545.jpg</a>


That's a boy. See the tibial hooks? It's for holding up the lady spider's front legs to get safe access to her hooha. The ones you see are mostly gentleman tarantulas out looking for ladies.


Does he at least bring her a tasty grasshopper dinner first?
Link Posted: 2/10/2016 10:49:50 PM EDT
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Does he at least bring her a tasty grasshopper dinner first?
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My wife found this one trying to get in through the front door a few years ago. She freaked out. I did not kill it with fire or any thing else.

<a href="http://s1205.photobucket.com/user/DamascusKnifemaker/media/IMG_3731c_zps23a79545.jpg.html" target="_blank">http://i1205.photobucket.com/albums/bb435/DamascusKnifemaker/IMG_3731c_zps23a79545.jpg</a>


That's a boy. See the tibial hooks? It's for holding up the lady spider's front legs to get safe access to her hooha. The ones you see are mostly gentleman tarantulas out looking for ladies.


Does he at least bring her a tasty grasshopper dinner first?


Everybody has gota eat

Link Posted: 2/10/2016 10:59:13 PM EDT
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I like spiders, though I have to say when this one had her fangs right over my wrist while walking up my arm, it was comforting knowing no matter what she did, the S&W 640 I had in my pocket would have won the battle.



Now I hate, hate roaches, and no way would I have let one of those loathsome creatures on my body.

You want something that is truly evil looking - try a centipede.  Yuck.
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Great spiders to have around, fun to play with as well.
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Likewise. We have a ball python that is awesome. I can't imagine owning a spider.  Funny enough, a buddy of mine doesn't mind spiders, but is absolutely scared shitless of snakes.
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Love snakes, can't stand spiders.


Likewise. We have a ball python that is awesome. I can't imagine owning a spider.  Funny enough, a buddy of mine doesn't mind spiders, but is absolutely scared shitless of snakes.

I have a room full of rattlesnakes, but got the shit scared out of me today by a wolf spider!
Link Posted: 2/10/2016 11:25:32 PM EDT
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Spiders are good eatin, they taste like crab....





























So says Andrew Zimmern
Link Posted: 2/10/2016 11:26:03 PM EDT
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Wait, those things live in WA state?  

Where the fuck are you running into those?!

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