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Posted: 2/9/2016 6:11:36 PM EDT
I'll start:
Bedside Halbred: 
Closet Pucklegun: 
CCW Dragonglass Dagger, for white walkers: 
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Posted: 2/9/2016 6:15:51 PM EDT
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After the boating accident.
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Posted: 2/9/2016 6:16:18 PM EDT
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Posted: 2/9/2016 6:17:51 PM EDT
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Ok Mr. ATF agent sir.
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Posted: 2/9/2016 6:17:55 PM EDT
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Posted: 2/9/2016 6:18:15 PM EDT
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Quote Historyoh-ho-ho, man! those would be perfect in the "should i let a stripper live in my house" thread! |
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Posted: 2/9/2016 6:18:41 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted:
After the boating accident.
http://pad2.whstatic.com/images/thumb/0/07/Make-Weapons-out-of-Sticks-Intro.jpg/670px-Make-Weapons-out-of-Sticks-Intro.jpg Weaponry, not weapontree |
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Posted: 2/9/2016 6:19:29 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted:
oh-ho-ho, man! those would be perfect in the "should i let a stripper live in my house" thread! Quote HistoryQuoted:
oh-ho-ho, man! those would be perfect in the "should i let a stripper live in my house" thread! why? do strippers like gummy worms? |
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Posted: 2/9/2016 6:20:19 PM EDT
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Imagine a rubber band held between two fingers with one hand, and drawn back as far as it will strech with the other. Then pressed against bare flesh.
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Posted: 2/9/2016 6:20:23 PM EDT
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I just whip my dick out, and start doing the helicopter.
This motion hypnotizes the bad guy and the wife knocks the shit out of him with a frying pan. Guns are icky. |
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Posted: 2/9/2016 6:21:18 PM EDT
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Real men don't need guns. They tar & feather invaders.
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Posted: 2/9/2016 6:21:23 PM EDT
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I have some tape, a pin and a straw.
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Posted: 2/9/2016 6:21:45 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted:
why? do strippers like gummy worms? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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oh-ho-ho, man! those would be perfect in the "should i let a stripper live in my house" thread! why? do strippers like gummy worms? i dunno, but it'll be fun to find out! |
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Posted: 2/9/2016 6:22:31 PM EDT
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Posted: 2/9/2016 6:22:33 PM EDT
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Posted: 2/9/2016 6:23:08 PM EDT
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You don't need a gun to defend yourself. Just crap your pants, it's the liberal way.
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Posted: 2/9/2016 6:23:49 PM EDT
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Posted: 2/9/2016 6:24:25 PM EDT
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Posted: 2/9/2016 6:26:22 PM EDT
[#18]
So help me Jesus, I will grab a halberd and roll a d10 on your ass.
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Posted: 2/9/2016 6:26:27 PM EDT
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Posted: 2/9/2016 6:27:00 PM EDT
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Guns are still icky. I took the advice of my neighbors and just do this. God forbid something bad happens to the "teens" or "youths" that are just turning their life around.
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Posted: 2/9/2016 6:27:06 PM EDT
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 if they get past this, its mostly just Glocks and ARs and a Mossberg 500 |
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Posted: 2/9/2016 6:27:55 PM EDT
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Posted: 2/9/2016 6:28:48 PM EDT
[#23]
I'll play:
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Posted: 2/9/2016 6:29:22 PM EDT
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Posted: 2/9/2016 6:32:25 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted:
why? do strippers like gummy worms? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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oh-ho-ho, man! those would be perfect in the "should i let a stripper live in my house" thread! why? do strippers like gummy worms? Don't everybody love gummy worms? |
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Posted: 2/9/2016 6:35:03 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryWhoa! Wtf man? No one needs that kind of high powered assault machine gun. 
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Posted: 2/9/2016 6:37:08 PM EDT
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Posted: 2/9/2016 6:37:44 PM EDT
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Posted: 2/9/2016 6:39:40 PM EDT
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Posted: 2/9/2016 6:42:37 PM EDT
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Posted: 2/9/2016 6:44:17 PM EDT
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Posted: 2/9/2016 6:46:04 PM EDT
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Posted: 2/9/2016 6:47:21 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryThat's a pig pocking wrench. 
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Posted: 2/9/2016 6:47:33 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Is that a dildo? Quote HistoryEverything is a dildo if you are brave enough. |
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Posted: 2/9/2016 6:47:50 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryActually kinda cool. |
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Posted: 2/9/2016 6:50:05 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted:
<a href="http://s138.photobucket.com/user/onmyelectraglide/media/D201D171-E28F-49E9-98A4-D0A3D4ECC498.jpg.html" target="_blank">http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q262/onmyelectraglide/D201D171-E28F-49E9-98A4-D0A3D4ECC498.jpg</a> <a href="http://s138.photobucket.com/user/onmyelectraglide/media/D7FBB7F3-4A5A-4938-A243-4198D7EF68A2.jpg.html" target="_blank">http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q262/onmyelectraglide/D7FBB7F3-4A5A-4938-A243-4198D7EF68A2.jpg</a> Fuck me! Is that a cat with an opposable thumb!? Deadly! |
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Posted: 2/9/2016 6:53:23 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted:
Everything is a dildo if you are brave enough. Quote HistoryQuoted:
Everything is a dildo if you are brave enough. 
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Posted: 2/9/2016 6:53:56 PM EDT
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Posted: 2/9/2016 6:54:15 PM EDT
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Dildo image here.
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Posted: 2/9/2016 7:00:56 PM EDT
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Posted: 2/9/2016 7:01:34 PM EDT
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Posted: 2/9/2016 7:02:59 PM EDT
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Dick pics are verboten. Even a specimen as amazing as mine.
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Posted: 2/9/2016 7:03:47 PM EDT
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Bedside halberd?
I have been living my life all wrong... |
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Posted: 2/9/2016 7:04:31 PM EDT
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I have a couple machetes above my window.
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Posted: 2/9/2016 7:05:01 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted:
That's a pig pocking wrench.
Quote HistoryQuoted:
That's a pig pocking wrench.
It can be anything you want it to be, just like a stripper.
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Posted: 2/9/2016 7:05:09 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryA spork ... |
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Posted: 2/9/2016 7:07:37 PM EDT
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Well, if they make it past the Pugs of Deathtm
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Posted: 2/9/2016 7:08:59 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted:
http://www.fototime.com/33067611B98228C/orig.jpg if they get past this, its mostly just Glocks and ARs and a Mossberg 500 Rusted Ace sez thats only good for hollow boned birds. You going to shoot hollow boned bird home invaders? |
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Posted: 2/9/2016 7:09:22 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted:
Everything is a dildo if you are brave enough. Quote HistoryQuoted:
Everything is a dildo if you are brave enough. Quoted because |
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Posted: 2/9/2016 7:10:26 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted:
So help me Jesus, I will grab a halberd and roll a d10 on your ass.
http://imageshack.us/a/img838/3677/w5jc.jpg That looks cool. |
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