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Posted: 2/9/2016 9:02:35 PM EDT
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My favorite is the COPS where the cop is breaking out all the little windows on the wrong house. 
 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7SvhbPozXo He just kept bustin those little windows like a punk lol
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Posted: 2/9/2016 9:11:59 PM EDT
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Nothing beats my former classmate running his dirtbike down railroad tracks, and the cop's cruiser getting stuck on them as a train comes down the tracks at them. Sarge is gonna kill me. |
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Posted: 2/9/2016 9:29:45 PM EDT
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I'm not kidding that episode was on last night
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Posted: 2/9/2016 9:47:47 PM EDT
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that's pretty standard I think the "midget" in Las Vegas still wins the best ever COPS episode title https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SCPaKMWVfsSame guy 
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Posted: 2/9/2016 10:02:17 PM EDT
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My husband watches Cops all the time. There was one episode where an older guy called the cops on a younger guy acting suspicious. When the cops got there they ended up like, hog tying the suspicious guy, who was eating grass and speaking in tongues and all kinds of crazy shit. I have never been able to find a video of it online, but it was one of the funniest/saddest things I've ever seen on Cops.
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Posted: 2/9/2016 10:04:55 PM EDT
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I knew it would be Damato! He got promoted to sergeant at some point in between his appearances. He ruled!  Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I hate most cops episodes because they try too hard to be serious, but when they're funny they're fucking sidesplitting. My favorite is a toss up between one, also in Florida, with this super country deputy who pulls over a drunk driver and just deadpans "Son, you're drunker'n Cooter Brown." My other favorite is any episode involving this guy(there are several): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EyRgADLXQoE I knew it would be Damato! He got promoted to sergeant at some point in between his appearances. He ruled! He's one of my favorites as well. Man has a hell of an eye for dope and he's got a good attitude about the job |
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Posted: 2/10/2016 11:09:11 AM EDT
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I hate most cops episodes because they try too hard to be serious, but when they're funny they're fucking sidesplitting. My favorite is a toss up between one, also in Florida, with this super country deputy who pulls over a drunk driver and just deadpans "Son, you're drunker'n Cooter Brown." My other favorite is any episode involving this guy(there are several): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EyRgADLXQoE I knew it would be Damato! He got promoted to sergeant at some point in between his appearances. He ruled! He's one of my favorites as well. Man has a hell of an eye for dope and he's got a good attitude about the job That guy is awesome, I love his clips. Dude getting busted looks like your pet when you catch them trying to sneak food off your plate. Eyes as big as saucers, and they immediately go into a submissive state. |
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Posted: 2/10/2016 11:11:13 AM EDT
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Copaholic thread. Get a life.
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Posted: 2/10/2016 11:22:22 AM EDT
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Nothing beats my former classmate running his dirtbike down railroad tracks, and the cop's cruiser getting stuck on them as a train comes down the tracks at them. Oh God...that's one of my favorites. Right up there with the "I don't sell crack I'm a prostitute" lady. |
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Posted: 2/10/2016 11:22:38 AM EDT
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My favorite is the COPS where the cop is breaking out all the little windows on the wrong house.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7SvhbPozXoHow in the hell do you explain that one to home owners insurance? Would the department cover the window replacement costs, or just say "fuck it?" |
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Posted: 2/10/2016 11:26:30 AM EDT
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That is a good one. The one where the cop breaks the windows out of the wrong house is a classic. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Nothing beats my former classmate running his dirtbike down railroad tracks, and the cop's cruiser getting stuck on them as a train comes down the tracks at them. That is a good one. The one where the cop breaks the windows out of the wrong house is a classic. I like the one where they arrest a methhead woman, and she asks the officer if she can bite him. "Why would you want to bite me?" "Cuz I'm a very polite vamp-pire!" |
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Posted: 2/10/2016 11:28:21 AM EDT
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I remember seeing an episode of cops real late at night (early in the morning). Some creep was perving on kids at a park or play ground. A group of men didn't take too kindly to it, and layed down one hell of a beat down.
The men were standing around with that "I'm about to go to jail" look. The officer said something to the effect of "This looks like a pretty clear cut case of good samaritans." A few of the men got that "What the fuck is happening" look. They were all free to go. After the cop dropped the perv off at jail, they showed a clip of him hosing blood out of the back of his cruiser as he bullshitted with the camera crew like nothing unusual happened. I was pretty drunk when I saw that episode. I never could find the video online. |
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Posted: 2/10/2016 11:45:31 AM EDT
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Best one: Breathless skinny black woman calls the cops, claiming she was robbed. She takes them up to the door of a shitty apartment and explains to the cops "I put mah twenty dollah under da door and no crack come out".
Cue massive LEO facepalm. |
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Posted: 2/10/2016 12:09:17 PM EDT
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Surprised no one's mentioned... GET ON IT MEL! (racks shotgun) |
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Posted: 2/10/2016 12:12:52 PM EDT
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I remember seeing an episode of cops real late at night (early in the morning). Some creep was perving on kids at a park or play ground. A group of men didn't take too kindly to it, and layed down one hell of a beat down. The men were standing around with that "I'm about to go to jail" look. The officer said something to the effect of "This looks like a pretty clear cut case of good samaritans." A few of the men got that "What the fuck is happening" look. They were all free to go. After the cop dropped the perv off at jail, they showed a clip of him hosing blood out of the back of his cruiser as he bullshitted with the camera crew like nothing unusual happened. I was pretty drunk when I saw that episode. I never could find the video online. I fancy myself a bit of a COPS aficionado, and this clip is entirely foreign to me. If someone can find it, I need to see this. |
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Posted: 2/10/2016 2:09:42 PM EDT
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I fancy myself a bit of a COPS aficionado, and this clip is entirely foreign to me. If someone can find it, I need to see this. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I remember seeing an episode of cops real late at night (early in the morning). Some creep was perving on kids at a park or play ground. A group of men didn't take too kindly to it, and layed down one hell of a beat down. The men were standing around with that "I'm about to go to jail" look. The officer said something to the effect of "This looks like a pretty clear cut case of good samaritans." A few of the men got that "What the fuck is happening" look. They were all free to go. After the cop dropped the perv off at jail, they showed a clip of him hosing blood out of the back of his cruiser as he bullshitted with the camera crew like nothing unusual happened. I was pretty drunk when I saw that episode. I never could find the video online. I fancy myself a bit of a COPS aficionado, and this clip is entirely foreign to me. If someone can find it, I need to see this. I don't remember this. Closest I can think of is the peeping tom who got his ass beat. |
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Posted: 2/10/2016 2:36:08 PM EDT
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My favorite is the COPS where the cop is breaking out all the little windows on the wrong house.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7SvhbPozXoBest one yet! |
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Posted: 2/10/2016 9:42:48 PM EDT
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I fancy myself a bit of a COPS aficionado, and this clip is entirely foreign to me. If someone can find it, I need to see this. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I remember seeing an episode of cops real late at night (early in the morning). Some creep was perving on kids at a park or play ground. A group of men didn't take too kindly to it, and layed down one hell of a beat down. The men were standing around with that "I'm about to go to jail" look. The officer said something to the effect of "This looks like a pretty clear cut case of good samaritans." A few of the men got that "What the fuck is happening" look. They were all free to go. After the cop dropped the perv off at jail, they showed a clip of him hosing blood out of the back of his cruiser as he bullshitted with the camera crew like nothing unusual happened. I was pretty drunk when I saw that episode. I never could find the video online. I fancy myself a bit of a COPS aficionado, and this clip is entirely foreign to me. If someone can find it, I need to see this. Doesn't sound familiar to me either. Maybe it was on one of the COPS clones shows? |
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Posted: 2/10/2016 10:34:29 PM EDT
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Sometimes you just have go with the flow and see where it take you.
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Posted: 2/10/2016 10:39:25 PM EDT
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Cop " Is this one of those Voodoo dolls she was talking about" Dude " Nah man. Flowers grown on that."  That was funny! |
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Posted: 2/10/2016 10:46:36 PM EDT
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That guy is awesome, I love his clips. Dude getting busted looks like your pet when you catch them trying to sneak food off your plate. Eyes as big as saucers, and they immediately go into a submissive state. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I hate most cops episodes because they try too hard to be serious, but when they're funny they're fucking sidesplitting. My favorite is a toss up between one, also in Florida, with this super country deputy who pulls over a drunk driver and just deadpans "Son, you're drunker'n Cooter Brown." My other favorite is any episode involving this guy(there are several): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EyRgADLXQoE I knew it would be Damato! He got promoted to sergeant at some point in between his appearances. He ruled! He's one of my favorites as well. Man has a hell of an eye for dope and he's got a good attitude about the job That guy is awesome, I love his clips. Dude getting busted looks like your pet when you catch them trying to sneak food off your plate. Eyes as big as saucers, and they immediately go into a submissive state. "Ahh that's why you wanna get outta tha cah, that's a lotta dope kid... That's like 50 bags ah dope kid" meanwhile the suspect still not in cuffs lol |
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Posted: 2/10/2016 10:48:25 PM EDT
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How in the hell do you explain that one to home owners insurance? Would the department cover the window replacement costs, or just say "fuck it?" Quote HistoryQuoted:
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My favorite is the COPS where the cop is breaking out all the little windows on the wrong house.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7SvhbPozXoHow in the hell do you explain that one to home owners insurance? Would the department cover the window replacement costs, or just say "fuck it?" My dept. would not only cover the Windows, they would pay someone to come out and board them up that night until someone could fix the glass. |
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Posted: 2/10/2016 10:52:10 PM EDT
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I fancy myself a bit of a COPS aficionado, and this clip is entirely foreign to me. If someone can find it, I need to see this. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I remember seeing an episode of cops real late at night (early in the morning). Some creep was perving on kids at a park or play ground. A group of men didn't take too kindly to it, and layed down one hell of a beat down. The men were standing around with that "I'm about to go to jail" look. The officer said something to the effect of "This looks like a pretty clear cut case of good samaritans." A few of the men got that "What the fuck is happening" look. They were all free to go. After the cop dropped the perv off at jail, they showed a clip of him hosing blood out of the back of his cruiser as he bullshitted with the camera crew like nothing unusual happened. Yea, not many I haven't seen but I don't recall this one. I did see one where a couple guys laid a beat down on a peeping tom. It was all Hispanics if I recall. Caught a guy looking through a teen girls window I believe I was pretty drunk when I saw that episode. I never could find the video online. I fancy myself a bit of a COPS aficionado, and this clip is entirely foreign to me. If someone can find it, I need to see this. Dunno why my response is in the middle of the quote tree 
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Posted: 2/11/2016 12:11:00 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Surprised no one's mentioned... GET ON IT MEL! (racks shotgun) The very bestest one EVAR! |
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Posted: 2/11/2016 12:12:42 AM EDT
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Surprised no one's mentioned... GET ON IT MEL! (racks shotgun) The very bestest one EVAR! https://youtu.be/UMLjRmlmusM
ETA: SUMBITCH!
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Posted: 2/11/2016 12:19:48 AM EDT
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Posted: 2/11/2016 12:26:33 AM EDT
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Quote Historythis is the COPS episode from which all others are judged. |
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Posted: 2/11/2016 6:56:40 AM EDT
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Tagged to watch later
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Posted: 2/11/2016 7:11:30 AM EDT
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Posted: 2/11/2016 11:04:22 AM EDT
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Pre-Friday bump
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Posted: 2/11/2016 11:27:20 AM EDT
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that's pretty standard I think the "midget" in Las Vegas still wins the best ever COPS episode title Came here to post this. Best cops hands down. |
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Posted: 2/11/2016 11:37:55 AM EDT
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that's pretty standard I think the "midget" in Las Vegas still wins the best ever COPS episode title https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SCPaKMWVfsSame guy https://youtu.be/JTNcSKycCvQ
good God. We laughed about that for a solid month. And then we found the remix and laughed for another week. https://youtu.be/JQTXawaAKNA |
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Posted: 2/11/2016 11:40:29 AM EDT
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tell you what, I don't want to get sidetracked off of cops episodes But this clip brought me to tears. There's a good remix of this too.
https://youtu.be/nft9Y51IOfc the reporter completely stops and knows that it is his moral duty and obligation to film that man. He can't keep a straight face. my wife has wished this guy into non existence. She can't believe that the earth is crawling with these folks. Eta: I also approve of the Clinton's dubious mention. |
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Posted: 2/11/2016 11:41:43 AM EDT
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Kinda funny. Would've been more funny if that was a joint he attempted to spark Yea I thought the funny part was going to be he invited the cop in to show him something illegal and ended up getting arrested. It wasn't very funny. |
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Posted: 2/11/2016 11:53:54 AM EDT
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good God. We laughed about that for a solid month. And then we found the remix and laughed for another week. https://youtu.be/JQTXawaAKNA Quote HistoryQuoted:
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that's pretty standard I think the "midget" in Las Vegas still wins the best ever COPS episode title https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SCPaKMWVfsSame guy https://youtu.be/JTNcSKycCvQ
good God. We laughed about that for a solid month. And then we found the remix and laughed for another week. https://youtu.be/JQTXawaAKNA I always thought these were the episodes that the producers of Reno 911 saw and thought.. "I have an idea for a Cop Show". |
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Posted: 2/11/2016 12:00:39 PM EDT
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tell you what, I don't want to get sidetracked off of cops episodes But this clip brought me to tears. There's a good remix of this too. https://youtu.be/nft9Y51IOfc the reporter completely stops and knows that it is his moral duty and obligation to film that man. He can't keep a straight face. my wife has wished this guy into non existence. She can't believe that the earth is crawling with these folks. Eta: I also approve of the Clinton's dubious mention. Struttin that azz has been a gut busting joke in my office for months after I showed that clip. Now my family and friends are in on it too. I usually come in Monday mornings and tell my coworker that I'm so goddamn fuckin tired. Having a long day? That's because you walked to Gunnerth. Accomplish something? Careful, for you are struttin that ass. ETA: When I first saw that clip, I laughed myself into almost throwing up. That's how hard I was laughing. |
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Posted: 2/11/2016 1:00:05 PM EDT
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What about the suicidal woman with a wheel gun that got taken down by 40mm bean bags? Ohh did I mention she took one to the eye? Lmfao.
Second would have to be the crazy woman that broke in her ex house through a window and dookied all over his kitchen floor. CLASSIC! |
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Posted: 2/11/2016 1:13:06 PM EDT
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A kid I used to know was on Cops. He got arrested during Mardi Gras.
Me: So why did you get arrested? Him: For fucking a fat chick. Saw the episode a short while later. Cops caught him messing around with some girl in a doorway so told him to get lost. He didn't listen. They came back and he was at it again so locked him up. Idiot. Another guy I used to party with was on Cops too, but he didn't get arrested. He was following cops around Harvard Square and wouldn't leave them alone. He was dressed up in his usual outfit - all tie die and colored patchwork with some weird hat if I remember correctly...its been a few years. As usual he was pretty messed up. People I knew from Phish shows. There's a lot less drama in my life now that I left all that behind. It's also the reason I hate Pit Bulls. |
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Posted: 2/11/2016 1:19:04 PM EDT
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Those are pretty good, but this is the quintessential Cops episode. I have no idea what the episode is called. I just refer to it as "the naked, crazed, bloody, sweaty black guy that is takes 20 cops to finally subdue after destroying a barber shop" episode.
And that isn't even the full clip. It seemed they wrestled with that dude for 20 minutes. And what made it so funny wasn't that the guy was so strong or agile...but the fact that the Cops didn't really want to have to touch the dude anymore than possible. Can't say I blame them. LOL. |
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Posted: 2/11/2016 2:52:21 PM EDT
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This one is funny to me because these two guys are the epitome of East Side (Des Moines) trash - I am what you would call an East Sider too I guess based off of where I grew up and the school I attended.
One of the dudes loves his heritage so much he's got it tattooed on the inside of his left bicep. When people make jokes about the trashy East Side of Des Moines - these are the people they're talking about Bro try to chill like me |
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Posted: 2/11/2016 3:09:11 PM EDT
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Makes you wonder how he can keep drawing disability money once he jumped through a window on national TV. 
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100% disabled... Jumps through a window and wrangles snakes.
If he has an x-ray of his hardware and a doctor won't clear him to work, he isn't going to get most jobs out there. Sure the guy is a flake, but there are a lot of ignorant people that just don't understand how things work. He may have several narcotics on board to allow him to jump through his window, but he can't legally drive to work. |
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Posted: 2/11/2016 3:18:22 PM EDT
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My personal favorite COPS segment was filmed in Las Vegas. A very professional officer pulls over two insanely hot women in bikinis for a broken taillight.
That officer maintained a very top notch level of professionalism that I'm not so sure I'd have. I'd post the video but it is it isn't COC compliant. |
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Posted: 2/11/2016 3:23:13 PM EDT
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My personal favorite COPS segment was filmed in Las Vegas. A very professional officer pulls over two insanely hot women in bikinis for a broken taillight. That officer maintained a very top notch level of professionalism that I'm not so sure I'd have. I'd post the video but it is it isn't COC compliant. It's a boring clip outside of the skin. He just wanted to get a glimpse, and get some good footage for the show. |
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Posted: 2/11/2016 3:52:32 PM EDT
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I like the one where that detective breaks up a robbery in progress.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSAyz5c3JmM |
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Posted: 2/11/2016 3:53:39 PM EDT
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I like the one where that detective breaks up a robbery in progress. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSAyz5c3JmM 
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Posted: 2/11/2016 3:54:20 PM EDT
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It's a boring clip outside of the skin. He just wanted to get a glimpse, and get some good footage for the show. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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My personal favorite COPS segment was filmed in Las Vegas. A very professional officer pulls over two insanely hot women in bikinis for a broken taillight. That officer maintained a very top notch level of professionalism that I'm not so sure I'd have. I'd post the video but it is it isn't COC compliant. It's a boring clip outside of the skin. He just wanted to get a glimpse, and get some good footage for the show. Me and the wife call him the angry ginger. He's on quite a bit. |
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Posted: 2/11/2016 4:00:29 PM EDT
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Looks like just another day at work
The guy even had his shirt on. As Cops episodes go, that one was weak |
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Posted: 2/11/2016 4:02:13 PM EDT
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Another good one-black cop walks past the front window of a convenience store and tells the crew to wait. Skinhead walks out with a beer in his hand. and Nazi-salutes the black cop.
"Hey there Adolf, you're under arrest for shoplifting." "But I paid for this beer." (reaching into the skinhead's coat)"But you didn't pay for this one, did you?" |
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Posted: 2/11/2016 4:20:55 PM EDT
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Well that's it. I guess I ain't going out today....
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Posted: 2/11/2016 4:27:19 PM EDT
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Yeah, I remember that episode. Beyond creepy.
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