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Posted: 2/9/2016 3:34:04 PM EDT

Hilarious episode of Cops...I never watch this but a friend sent me the link.

A dupe search came back empty..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KboGZTeeWc

Posted: 2/9/2016 3:38:40 PM EDT

[#1]

"And here, ladies and gentlemen, we have...Florida."

Heh.

Posted: 2/9/2016 3:41:39 PM EDT

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Can nobody embed videos anymore?!

Posted: 2/9/2016 3:43:10 PM EDT

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Nothing beats my former classmate running his dirtbike down railroad tracks, and the cop's cruiser getting stuck on them as a train comes down the tracks at them.

Posted: 2/9/2016 3:47:51 PM EDT

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"Is the snake in there?"

"I hope!"

Posted: 2/9/2016 3:49:05 PM EDT

[#5]

Places to meet interesting people: Florida.

Posted: 2/9/2016 3:49:58 PM EDT

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I love that one. "Oh no!"

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Posted: 2/9/2016 3:55:14 PM EDT

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Kinda funny. Would've been more funny if that was a joint he attempted to spark

Posted: 2/9/2016 3:57:07 PM EDT

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Posted: 2/9/2016 3:57:26 PM EDT

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I saw that one! LOL

Posted: 2/9/2016 3:57:40 PM EDT

[#10]

100% disabled...

Jumps through a window and wrangles snakes.

Posted: 2/9/2016 3:58:44 PM EDT

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One of my favorites is the obviously stoned guy that gets pulled over with a joint tucked behind his ear.

Runner up was the Black lady who tied up an abusive mate with electrical cord and had him waiting on the curb all ready for trash pick up.

Posted: 2/9/2016 3:58:48 PM EDT

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Posted: 2/9/2016 4:03:16 PM EDT

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There was a clip that I saw on COPS Reloaded, that I've never been able to find again.

Basically there's a short vehicle pursuit. The car clips a corner, and rolls. The suspect smashes head-first through a window to escape the vehicle.

While running on foot, he then does his best Kool Aid Man impression and breaks through a wooden fence to continue running.

It was incredible seeing the police try to apprehend The Juggernaut.

Posted: 2/9/2016 4:04:46 PM EDT

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That is a good one.

The one where the cop breaks the windows out of the wrong house is a classic.

Posted: 2/9/2016 4:04:57 PM EDT

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Cop " Is this one of those Voodoo dolls she was talking about"

Dude " Nah man. Flowers grown on that."

Posted: 2/9/2016 4:07:16 PM EDT

[#16]

The funniest one I remember was some po dunk deputy pulled up to a house on fire one night. He started kicking in the door and breaking the windows to get everyone out of the house. After a few minutes, I believe a different deputy came up to tell him he was at the wrong house.

Posted: 2/9/2016 4:10:16 PM EDT

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I love that one. "Oh no!"

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZiGUoRd6eCg

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Nothing beats my former classmate running his dirtbike down railroad tracks, and the cop's cruiser getting stuck on them as a train comes down the tracks at them.

I love that one. "Oh no!"

ETA:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZiGUoRd6eCg

Holy shit, that was great!!

Posted: 2/9/2016 4:11:08 PM EDT

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There was a clip that I saw on COPS Reloaded, that I've never been able to find again.

Basically there's a short vehicle pursuit. The car clips a corner, and rolls. The suspect smashes head-first through a window to escape the vehicle.

While running on foot, he then does his best Kool Aid Man impression and breaks through a wooden fence to continue running.

It was incredible seeing the police try to apprehend The Juggernaut.

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Found it.
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=5e2_1237141776

Posted: 2/9/2016 4:25:08 PM EDT

[#19]

That episode was just on last night.

Posted: 2/9/2016 4:41:25 PM EDT

[#20]

With all those back and neck problems he has with his free .gov paychecks, I mean "disability", he sure did hop right through that window with no problem...

Posted: 2/9/2016 5:13:31 PM EDT

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That was the best episode ever!

Posted: 2/9/2016 5:16:33 PM EDT

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I hate most cops episodes because they try too hard to be serious, but when they're funny they're fucking sidesplitting.

My favorite is a toss up between one, also in Florida, with this super country deputy who pulls over a drunk driver and just deadpans "Son, you're drunker'n Cooter Brown."

My other favorite is any episode involving this guy(there are several):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EyRgADLXQoE

Posted: 2/9/2016 5:17:31 PM EDT

[#23]

Florida man is living the dream

Posted: 2/9/2016 5:17:43 PM EDT

[#24]

I freaking love Florida.

Posted: 2/9/2016 5:21:52 PM EDT

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Kinda funny. Would've been more funny if that was a joint he attempted to spark

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That reminds me of the episode where the guy claimed he didn't smoke marijuana and forgot he had a joint tucked behind his ear.

Posted: 2/9/2016 5:22:44 PM EDT

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The problem with those types of cop shows is that the cops embellish everything because the camera is there.

Posted: 2/9/2016 5:23:47 PM EDT

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That reminds me of the episode where the guy claimed he didn't smoke marijuana and forgot he had a joint tucked behind his ear.

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Kinda funny. Would've been more funny if that was a joint he attempted to spark

That reminds me of the episode where the guy claimed he didn't smoke marijuana and forgot he had a joint tucked behind his ear.

Posted: 2/9/2016 5:25:02 PM EDT

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I love that one. "Oh no!"

ETA:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZiGUoRd6eCg

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Nothing beats my former classmate running his dirtbike down railroad tracks, and the cop's cruiser getting stuck on them as a train comes down the tracks at them.

I love that one. "Oh no!"

ETA:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZiGUoRd6eCg

Dude...you know that guy is still getting shit from his coworkers about that!

Posted: 2/9/2016 5:26:54 PM EDT

[#29]

that's pretty standard

I think the "midget" in Las Vegas still wins the best ever COPS episode title

Posted: 2/9/2016 5:27:38 PM EDT

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I freaking love Florida.

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Can't even blame it on all the yankees living in South FL this time...

Posted: 2/9/2016 5:28:26 PM EDT

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Found it.
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=5e2_1237141776

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There was a clip that I saw on COPS Reloaded, that I've never been able to find again.

Basically there's a short vehicle pursuit. The car clips a corner, and rolls. The suspect smashes head-first through a window to escape the vehicle.

While running on foot, he then does his best Kool Aid Man impression and breaks through a wooden fence to continue running.

It was incredible seeing the police try to apprehend The Juggernaut.

Found it.
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=5e2_1237141776

Dude! That guy must have been high on something! He plowed through that fence like a machine!

Posted: 2/9/2016 5:29:41 PM EDT

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I hate most cops episodes because they try too hard to be serious, but when they're funny they're fucking sidesplitting.

My favorite is a toss up between one, also in Florida, with this super country deputy who pulls over a drunk driver and just deadpans "Son, you're drunker'n Cooter Brown."

My other favorite is any episode involving this guy(there are several):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EyRgADLXQoE

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I knew it would be Damato! He got promoted to sergeant at some point in between his appearances. He ruled!

Posted: 2/9/2016 5:34:06 PM EDT

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Found it.
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=5e2_1237141776

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There was a clip that I saw on COPS Reloaded, that I've never been able to find again.

Basically there's a short vehicle pursuit. The car clips a corner, and rolls. The suspect smashes head-first through a window to escape the vehicle.

While running on foot, he then does his best Kool Aid Man impression and breaks through a wooden fence to continue running.

It was incredible seeing the police try to apprehend The Juggernaut.

Found it.
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=5e2_1237141776

You are a wizard!

Posted: 2/9/2016 5:34:14 PM EDT

[#34]

That cop was pretty cool but I think he was overly comfortable with that guy for his own safety.
But I will give him the benefit of the doubt on his own gut feelings about the guy.

Posted: 2/9/2016 5:36:40 PM EDT

[#35]

The guy's back looked fine

Missing the funny part

Posted: 2/9/2016 5:43:36 PM EDT

[#36]

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The ending was great

Posted: 2/9/2016 5:46:56 PM EDT

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OMG, "I don't sell crack, I'm a prostitute."

Posted: 2/9/2016 5:59:59 PM EDT

[#38]

Those are all good, but this one is the best imo.

Ima get you bitch! <bzzzzz> <bbzzzzz>

Posted: 2/9/2016 7:56:42 PM EDT

[#39]

No words...

Posted: 2/9/2016 8:03:53 PM EDT

[#40]

That was almost indistinguishable from Reno 911.

Posted: 2/9/2016 8:22:37 PM EDT

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I'm fucking dying over here!

"I hope"

Posted: 2/9/2016 8:29:23 PM EDT

[#42]

One of my favorites was in an early episode in KC where the guy they arrested for assault says: "Ain't nobody going to hit my sister if they're not married to her.

Posted: 2/9/2016 8:31:23 PM EDT

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Just needed Garcia to empty a magazine point blank and miss!

Posted: 2/9/2016 8:37:05 PM EDT

[#44]

My favorite is the COPS where the cop is breaking out all the little windows on the wrong house.

Posted: 2/9/2016 8:39:13 PM EDT

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Posted: 2/9/2016 8:42:07 PM EDT

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I was half expecting to hear a roll tide out of the first guy. And you just know the cop that got stuck on the train tracks got all sorts of shit from everyone in his department.