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Posted: 2/6/2016 3:15:16 AM EDT

So being me and suddenly craving a greasy burger at 1am, I went to the local Steak & Shake with my younger brother. This particular store happens to be located in a city full of iPhone toting, welfare collecting individuals. Since we were there late the staff was in full on IDGAF mode which is the norm. While we were waiting for our food to come out, a large mixed group came in. The group consisted of two whales whose blood type is most likely pudding and a few whiny black dudes who seemed like they were ready to start something. Now as soon as this group came in the door I was immediately assaulted the scent of unwashed whale, which let me tell you is a traumatizing smell. After getting over the smell, my Spidey senses immediately went off and I felt myself reaching for a holster which wasn't there. Luckily our food came up and we left, but on the way out we had to unlock the doors that the two whiny black dudes had locked on their way in. At this point we were pretty much in a full on sprint to my car, and as we were driving away I'm pretty sure a small fight broke out, outside the restaurant.

Posted: 2/6/2016 3:17:02 AM EDT

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So being me and suddenly craving a greasy burger at 1am, I went to the local Steak & Shake with my younger brother. This particular store happens to be located in a city full of iPhone toting, welfare collecting individuals. Since we were there late the staff was in full on IDGAF mode which is the norm. While we were waiting for our food to come out, a large mixed group came in. The group consisted of two whales whose blood type is most likely pudding and a few whiny black dudes who seemed like they were ready to start something. Now as soon as this group came in the door I was immediately assaulted the scent of unwashed whale, which let me tell you is a traumatizing smell. After getting over the smell, my Spidey senses immediately went off and I felt myself reaching for a holster which wasn't there. Luckily our food came up and we left, but on the way out we had to unlock the doors that the two whiny black dudes had locked on their way in. At this point we were pretty much in a full on sprint to my car, and as we were driving away I'm pretty sure a small fight broke out, outside the restaurant.

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2/10 needs MS paint and bladeing.

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Posted: 2/6/2016 3:17:17 AM EDT

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WORLDSTAR!!!!

What was your previous screen name?

Posted: 2/6/2016 3:17:39 AM EDT

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You gotta try harder than that.

Posted: 2/6/2016 3:18:53 AM EDT

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Didn't have a previous screen name, been a lurker for a while.

Posted: 2/6/2016 3:20:18 AM EDT

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I believe you.

Posted: 2/6/2016 3:21:21 AM EDT

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Learn to double space, someone who really had lurked would know that.

Posted: 2/6/2016 3:22:57 AM EDT

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Lots of faggot-ass juvenile 'feels' in that OP

Posted: 2/6/2016 3:24:07 AM EDT

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Posted: 2/6/2016 3:25:48 AM EDT

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This thread sucks.

Posted: 2/6/2016 3:30:35 AM EDT

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Just tell us who you are now before Norcal bans you, because he doesn't usually say who it was.

Posted: 2/6/2016 3:32:09 AM EDT

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The one time you leave mom's basement without a gun, is the one time you'll wish you didn't leave mom's basement without a gun.

Posted: 2/6/2016 3:33:25 AM EDT

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Or at least, that's the way that he made up that story.

Posted: 2/6/2016 3:34:19 AM EDT

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Posted: 2/6/2016 3:36:06 AM EDT

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Out of curiosity, which location? The one by Oakland Mall?

Posted: 2/6/2016 3:37:32 AM EDT

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Posted: 2/6/2016 3:38:07 AM EDT

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You are lucky you escaped with your life and burger.

That was close. Steak & Shake is a shithole, gang shit all up in there.

Glad you made it fist bump

Posted: 2/6/2016 3:42:47 AM EDT

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Who the fuck eats at a Steak n Shake? Much less at at 1:00AM?
Please note, your chance of becoming a statistic is increased exponentially.

Posted: 2/6/2016 3:45:07 AM EDT

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Posted: 2/6/2016 3:51:18 AM EDT

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Posted: 2/6/2016 3:59:02 AM EDT

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I was at some places before and other people were there and after I left they probably did stuff and might have even done other stuff.

Posted: 2/6/2016 4:04:11 AM EDT

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Never leav home without it

Posted: 2/6/2016 4:07:49 AM EDT

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Ok, so you went to Steak n Shake, some overweight smelly people came in, you got your food and left...

That's it?

Posted: 2/6/2016 4:14:43 AM EDT

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lol.

Posted: 2/6/2016 4:20:00 AM EDT

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So being me and suddenly craving a greasy burger at 1am, I went to the local Steak & Shake with my younger brother. This particular store happens to be located in a city full of iPhone toting, welfare collecting individuals. Since we were there late the staff was in full on IDGAF mode which is the norm. While we were waiting for our food to come out, a large mixed group came in. The group consisted of two whales whose blood type is most likely pudding and a few whiny black dudes who seemed like they were ready to start something. Now as soon as this group came in the door I was immediately assaulted the scent of unwashed whale, which let me tell you is a traumatizing smell. After getting over the smell, my Spidey senses immediately went off and I felt myself reaching for a holster which wasn't there. Luckily our food came up and we left, but on the way out we had to unlock the doors that the two whiny black dudes had locked on their way in. At this point we were pretty much in a full on sprint to my car, and as we were driving away I'm pretty sure a small fight broke out, outside the restaurant.

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Saginaw?

Posted: 2/6/2016 4:21:43 AM EDT

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This thread reads like the one a few years ago, where the OP got scared of a hobo that had "acosted" him.

Posted: 2/6/2016 4:28:00 AM EDT

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¡ ¡ ¡ Welcome Back ! ! !

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Posted: 2/6/2016 4:32:31 AM EDT

[#27]

Take a real safari like to the South Bronx, walk in and have everyone stare at you, get up and tell them to take selfies with you so they don't have to stare

Posted: 2/6/2016 4:34:24 AM EDT

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That motherfucker impeded his foot traffic!

Posted: 2/6/2016 4:37:05 AM EDT

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Yeah, that shit sounds crazy.

I'm surprised he survived.

Posted: 2/6/2016 4:53:10 AM EDT

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That motherfucker impeded his foot traffic!

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This thread reads like the one a few years ago, where the OP got scared of a hobo that had "acosted" him.

That motherfucker impeded his foot traffic!

You read my mind.

Posted: 2/6/2016 4:55:10 AM EDT

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Posted: 2/6/2016 5:04:26 AM EDT

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Posted: 2/6/2016 5:05:22 AM EDT

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Check tomorrow and see if its funny. Probably not.

Posted: 2/6/2016 5:07:59 AM EDT

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OP has probably never been within 20 miles of a zip code with a majority black population.

Posted: 2/6/2016 5:10:57 AM EDT

[#35]

Cool

Stary

Bra

Posted: 2/6/2016 5:14:55 AM EDT

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but...but...in a full on sprint.....and shit.

Posted: 2/6/2016 5:15:29 AM EDT

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Drama llama much OP?

Posted: 2/6/2016 5:21:35 AM EDT

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Maybe 50 miles

Posted: 2/6/2016 5:27:55 AM EDT

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Posted: 2/6/2016 5:32:14 AM EDT

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You're cute, what are you doing this weekend?

Posted: 2/6/2016 5:38:59 AM EDT

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If you did have a holster, what were you going to do? Brandishing because they were black? Get your head fixed if you're going to carry a gun. Or stay in the basement