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Posted: 4/25/2001 7:08:15 PM EST
"Honey, do you know what day this is?....." [red][size=4] P.R.K.
Link Posted: 4/25/2001 7:18:38 PM EST
the test came back ......
Link Posted: 4/25/2001 7:19:08 PM EST
"Honey?? Can you..."
Link Posted: 4/25/2001 7:20:51 PM EST
[Last Edit: 4/25/2001 7:20:06 PM EST by GI_Brat]
Link Posted: 4/25/2001 7:21:15 PM EST
"Dinner is ready!"
Link Posted: 4/25/2001 7:45:59 PM EST
"Where's the checkbook?"
Link Posted: 4/25/2001 7:53:32 PM EST
That ones kinda neat. Is it like the other MP5s?
Link Posted: 4/25/2001 7:53:50 PM EST
You don't love me anymore.....Do you?
Link Posted: 4/25/2001 7:57:41 PM EST
"Oh, honey...my mom is unpacking her bags in the other room and will stay the entire summer." [:(] -RoadDog (Hmmm,that doghouse seems cozy enough)
Link Posted: 4/25/2001 8:56:05 PM EST
SteyrAUG: You can only pull that kinda sh!t on the internet. Live cockiness would get your ass kicked on general principals! [:D] Oh, I almost forgot. [-!-]
Link Posted: 4/25/2001 8:57:48 PM EST
"What is this $685 charge to Castle Arms on the Visa?" "Oh, nuttin', honey. Damn you look sexy today. Did you change your hair? C'mere" [BD]
Link Posted: 4/25/2001 9:02:35 PM EST
You love flying more than you love me...don't you?
Link Posted: 4/25/2001 9:09:43 PM EST
Originally Posted By GI Brat: "I'am [red]LATE [/red]" GIB
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NO SHIT!!!!!!!!!!
Link Posted: 4/25/2001 9:12:42 PM EST
"I don't recognize this gun..."
Link Posted: 4/25/2001 10:26:17 PM EST
I thought you had plenty of room in the gun safe, since when did it get so full, hmmmmm? [spank]
Link Posted: 4/25/2001 10:44:46 PM EST
Link Posted: 4/26/2001 2:42:01 AM EST
"Wait a minute....this isn't one of my bras...."
Link Posted: 4/26/2001 2:59:41 AM EST
Joe from Shoot'm UP Guns called and said your ????? will be in on Friday!!!!!! What is he talking about? Bow
Link Posted: 4/26/2001 3:10:06 AM EST
You already have enough guns, you don't need any more.
Link Posted: 4/26/2001 3:11:04 AM EST
Calls me on the cell phone (she HATES talking on the phone....ANY phone): "We need to talk when you get home...." Uh-oh!
Link Posted: 4/26/2001 4:12:50 AM EST
Do I look fat in this?
Link Posted: 4/26/2001 4:31:09 AM EST
My beautiful wife, "Honey, do these pants make me look fat?" Halfcocked, "Why no dear. It's not the pants that are making you look fat. Ouch!" My beautiful wife, standing in front of me, "Do you notice anything different?" Halfcocked, "Did you stop wearing the wonder bra? Ouch!"
Link Posted: 4/26/2001 4:34:19 AM EST
Guess what honey, I changed my vacation schedule so I can go to bike week with you!!!
Link Posted: 4/26/2001 5:47:51 AM EST
Actual events that occurred during my marriage and contributed to my decision to give him the boot: Him: "Hey, hon, they're selling an L1A1 down at the gun shop and it's a really good price. What'd do you think?" Me: "Well, it's your reenlistment bonus... spend it how you see fit." Him: "Good... 'cause I already gave them the check." Bear in mind that the last few weapons he wanted I bought him... so it was never a matter of me not being okay with it. Second scenario: Me: "Hon, we just bounced a check... how much money have you spent lately? I just need to know each week so I can balance the account." Him: ::pulling wad of ATM slips out of wallet:: "I don't know how much but I saved the slips.." It was over $650. ::rolling eyes::
Link Posted: 4/26/2001 5:55:10 AM EST
"We're going on Jerry Springer"
Link Posted: 4/26/2001 6:05:37 AM EST
[Last Edit: 4/26/2001 6:05:43 AM EST by Archangel]
With a previous GF of mine: Anything ending in "?" ... and also many things ending in "." [%|] I miss her sometimes. Then I adjust my sights...
Link Posted: 4/26/2001 6:44:21 AM EST
The most famous one: "We don't talk anymore..."
Link Posted: 4/26/2001 6:49:41 AM EST
Link Posted: 4/26/2001 8:51:55 AM EST
Originally Posted By Cible: "We're going on Jerry Springer"
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Do you get that one a lot Cible? [BD] Kyle
Link Posted: 4/26/2001 9:22:36 AM EST
"What? I thought that YOU were watching the baby!"
Link Posted: 4/26/2001 9:48:41 AM EST
why is it you always have so much to say to people on the net but we dont have anything to talk about?? I just tell her to clean my guns and that will give us something to talk about [}:D] Another one is "but you went shooting last weekend" reply and i will be going next too [}:D]
Link Posted: 4/26/2001 9:50:39 AM EST
Originally Posted By ChaZ: "Is it in?"
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ouch.
Link Posted: 4/26/2001 9:53:45 AM EST
"...I'm not sure we should with these little red bumps that just popped up..." [>(] Good thing that never happened, but I'll be damned if it ever does.
Link Posted: 4/26/2001 9:56:33 AM EST
why are my lace panties all stretched out? why does my wonder bra smell like old spice? where are all the paper towels I bought in bulk from Sam's Club? are we out of hand lotion again? what are you doing while I am at work?
Link Posted: 4/26/2001 10:08:25 AM EST
Last weekend. Her: Honey, where are the keys? Me: I thought your car was in the shop? Her: Yes, I need to use your car to go shopping. Me: I thought you said you never drove a stick-shift before?
Link Posted: 4/26/2001 10:16:17 AM EST
Why are you still friends with all of your EX-GIRLFRIENDS!?! Tyler
Link Posted: 4/26/2001 10:35:49 AM EST
Originally Posted By Wiggins:
Originally Posted By Cible: "We're going on Jerry Springer"
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Do you get that one a lot Cible? [BD] Kyle
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No, Springer has a limit of two visits.[;)]
Link Posted: 4/26/2001 10:39:04 AM EST
"He always sleeps on the floor until you get home" A second boxer (canine) in a queen bed.
Link Posted: 4/26/2001 10:44:20 AM EST
"My lawyer said...." No matter what, that one will cost you money.
Link Posted: 4/26/2001 10:48:33 AM EST
Y'all a bunch of wussies. You don't know Scared until you hear: "I'm just going to the mall for a few things (or--to the mall with my friends)." "You're going to be upset with how much I bought" (For those of you who aren't married, that means--"I F***ed up our budget for the next 12 to 16 months and you better shut up about it".) "I'm too fat, I don't feel sexy anymore" (Which means a serious case of Blue Balls until--a. You can buy enough gifts to make her forget about that, or b. she loses 40 lbs--"a" takes a while, "b" ain't never gonna happen.) and, the Worst thing you can hear is: " " (Silence--'cause you don't know what you did wrong, and anything you admit to is probably not the right thing, so it just pours more gasoline on the fire).
Link Posted: 4/26/2001 10:53:06 AM EST
"UPS came. Is that for you or someone else"
Link Posted: 4/26/2001 10:53:57 AM EST
Originally Posted By pikepole: why are my lace panties all stretched out? why does my wonder bra smell like old spice? where are all the paper towels I bought in bulk from Sam's Club? are we out of hand lotion again? what are you doing while I am at work?
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Should be under "Things that make you go, HMMMMMMMM" Way too much information. [smash]
Link Posted: 4/26/2001 10:54:57 AM EST
"Are you seeing another woman?"
Link Posted: 4/26/2001 11:17:09 AM EST
"You know those pus-filled legions? One of them burst and some weird worm thing came out with spikes covering it's body. No biggie- just thinking out loud."
Link Posted: 4/26/2001 12:03:06 PM EST
Originally Posted By Steve in VA: "You know those pus-filled legions? One of them burst and some weird worm thing came out with spikes covering it's body. No biggie- just thinking out loud."
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I think the topic should be changed to "Words from Steve in VA that scare the heck out of you..." [puke]
Link Posted: 4/26/2001 2:36:40 PM EST
OK . . . how's this: "Honey, schmookums, ah, I know that [i]killing[/i] someone is a crime, I'm square on that one, er . . . but . . . what about dismeberment? . . . Is that like, wrong or something, like 'desa . . .' 'desacrat . . .' whatever. Is that a crime, bottom line, oh! . . . and where do you keep that chipper-thing-a-ma-jig . . .?
Link Posted: 4/26/2001 3:40:49 PM EST
Suddenly calm and then "Thats allright honey,just go to sleep"
Link Posted: 4/26/2001 5:07:03 PM EST
Her: You did'nt hear a word I said did you? Me: Huh?
Link Posted: 4/26/2001 5:51:34 PM EST
Before I tell you this, promise me you won't get upset.
Link Posted: 4/26/2001 6:09:21 PM EST
...I found another dog today. She's so cute.
Link Posted: 4/26/2001 6:52:48 PM EST
Are you listening to me? [BD]
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