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Posted: 11/30/2015 2:01:48 PM EDT

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Like I said in a previous message to someone. I"m a fat Zac Efron. Girls like that extra winter weight

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Which proves that women want bad guys. Despite how bad op was to her, she kept crawling back. Lol

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There's a difference between bad and playful. When a man starts giving me shit, I assume he wants to play, not that he's actually telling me he'll cheat on me when he's not too busy robbing banks.

Teasing is a major component of flirting. Like dogs running and nipping at each other.

He was trolling her so hard it's actually a crime she didn't catch on earlier.

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It was such a bad troll tho.

She hung on because he's gorgeous, or stole a gorgeous guy's pic.

Like I said in a previous message to someone. I"m a fat Zac Efron. Girls like that extra winter weight

I like fat, but Zac Efron?

Posted: 11/30/2015 2:15:58 PM EDT

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do you need facespace for the bumble app?

Posted: 11/30/2015 2:27:52 PM EDT

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Posted: 11/30/2015 3:04:18 PM EDT

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Unfortunately

Posted: 11/30/2015 3:13:23 PM EDT

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I can breathe through my ears.

Posted: 11/30/2015 3:22:43 PM EDT

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Bumble is better than tinder, the girls have to text you first.

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Is bumble like tinder?

Bumble is better than tinder, the girls have to text you first.

"I'm such a player, my avatar has two women kissing me."

Posted: 11/30/2015 3:24:30 PM EDT

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This thread made me chuckle

Posted: 11/30/2015 3:25:40 PM EDT

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This is funny. HA. HA.

Posted: 11/30/2015 3:58:26 PM EDT

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One word response:

stamina

Or Girth

Posted: 11/30/2015 5:07:01 PM EDT

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I can't find the app in the google play store

Posted: 11/30/2015 5:28:21 PM EDT

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I can't find the app in the google play store

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Only for iPhone, Tinder is available in android.

Posted: 11/30/2015 6:28:17 PM EDT

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I have to admit. Tinder is better. I'm however banned from Tinder for obvious reasons.

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i dunno man--if this is pattern behavior, then i'm starting to wonder what it says about the guy who does it. i mean, it's fun to goof off occasionally, but if you do this regularly, it's starting to sound like deliberate self-defeating behavior. the girl might have been a vapid bitch, or she could be the female version of an arfcommer, wondering why anyone would deliberately go out of his way to troll her when she's making a sincere effort. i kept expecting you to drop out of schtick and start talking like a person, in which case you probably would have a date with a woman who clearly wanted to meet you.

as snow pointed out, the girl kept leaving the door open. were you just scared to walk through it? was starting this thread a better payoff for you than taking a chance on an actual date with an actual woman who initiated contact with you?

Posted: 11/30/2015 6:32:57 PM EDT

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i dunno man--if this is pattern behavior, then i'm starting to wonder what it says about the guy who does it. i mean, it's fun to goof off occasionally, but if you do this regularly, it's starting to sound like deliberate self-defeating behavior. the girl might have been a vapid bitch, or she could be the female version of an arfcommer, wondering why anyone would deliberately go out of his way to troll her when she's making a sincere effort. i kept expecting you to drop out of schtick and start talking like a person, in which case you probably would have a date with a woman who clearly wanted to meet you.

as snow pointed out, the girl kept leaving the door open. were you just scared to walk through it? was starting this thread a better payoff for you than taking a chance on an actual date with an actual woman who initiated contact with you?

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I have to admit. Tinder is better. I'm however banned from Tinder for obvious reasons.

i dunno man--if this is pattern behavior, then i'm starting to wonder what it says about the guy who does it. i mean, it's fun to goof off occasionally, but if you do this regularly, it's starting to sound like deliberate self-defeating behavior. the girl might have been a vapid bitch, or she could be the female version of an arfcommer, wondering why anyone would deliberately go out of his way to troll her when she's making a sincere effort. i kept expecting you to drop out of schtick and start talking like a person, in which case you probably would have a date with a woman who clearly wanted to meet you.

as snow pointed out, the girl kept leaving the door open. were you just scared to walk through it? was starting this thread a better payoff for you than taking a chance on an actual date with an actual woman who initiated contact with you?

I am pretty certain the answer to both of those questions is yes.

Posted: 11/30/2015 6:40:22 PM EDT

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Rejecting hot girls = success

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Looks like she doesnt take rejection all that well.

Rejecting hot girls = success

yeah--reread through the whole thing to make sure i wasn't off-base, and this post leaped out at me.

you have to wonder about a guy who defines success as "rejecting hot girls". call me crazy, but my idea of success with women is a bit different.

Posted: 11/30/2015 6:42:39 PM EDT

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yeah--reread through the whole thing to make sure i wasn't off-base, and this post leaped out at me.

you have to wonder about a guy who defines success as "rejecting hot girls". call me crazy, but my idea of success with women is a bit different.

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Looks like she doesnt take rejection all that well.

Rejecting hot girls = success

yeah--reread through the whole thing to make sure i wasn't off-base, and this post leaped out at me.

you have to wonder about a guy who defines success as "rejecting hot girls". call me crazy, but my idea of success with women is a bit different.

Anything that doesn't end in pepper spray is a success

Posted: 11/30/2015 7:09:14 PM EDT

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I am pretty certain the answer to both of those questions is yes.

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I have to admit. Tinder is better. I'm however banned from Tinder for obvious reasons.

i dunno man--if this is pattern behavior, then i'm starting to wonder what it says about the guy who does it. i mean, it's fun to goof off occasionally, but if you do this regularly, it's starting to sound like deliberate self-defeating behavior. the girl might have been a vapid bitch, or she could be the female version of an arfcommer, wondering why anyone would deliberately go out of his way to troll her when she's making a sincere effort. i kept expecting you to drop out of schtick and start talking like a person, in which case you probably would have a date with a woman who clearly wanted to meet you.

as snow pointed out, the girl kept leaving the door open. were you just scared to walk through it? was starting this thread a better payoff for you than taking a chance on an actual date with an actual woman who initiated contact with you?

I am pretty certain the answer to both of those questions is yes.

He's cock blocking himself.

Posted: 11/30/2015 7:34:07 PM EDT

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He's cock blocking himself.

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I have to admit. Tinder is better. I'm however banned from Tinder for obvious reasons.

i dunno man--if this is pattern behavior, then i'm starting to wonder what it says about the guy who does it. i mean, it's fun to goof off occasionally, but if you do this regularly, it's starting to sound like deliberate self-defeating behavior. the girl might have been a vapid bitch, or she could be the female version of an arfcommer, wondering why anyone would deliberately go out of his way to troll her when she's making a sincere effort. i kept expecting you to drop out of schtick and start talking like a person, in which case you probably would have a date with a woman who clearly wanted to meet you.

as snow pointed out, the girl kept leaving the door open. were you just scared to walk through it? was starting this thread a better payoff for you than taking a chance on an actual date with an actual woman who initiated contact with you?

I am pretty certain the answer to both of those questions is yes.

He's cock blocking himself.

I would have at least gotten a dinner out of it. She seems to have a decent sense of humor if she played along that long with it. Hell maybe even made the beast with two backs. Knocked boots. Coitus. BJ. Something besides the approval and laughter of a bunch of guys on the interwebs.

Posted: 11/30/2015 7:43:25 PM EDT

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I would have at least gotten a dinner out of it. She seems to have a decent sense of humor if she played along that long with it. Hell maybe even made the beast with two backs. Knocked boots. Coitus. BJ. Something besides the approval and laughter of a bunch of guys on the interwebs.

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You do not shun GD.

Posted: 11/30/2015 7:46:41 PM EDT

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I would have at least gotten a dinner out of it. She seems to have a decent sense of humor if she played along that long with it. Hell maybe even made the beast with two backs. Knocked boots. Coitus. BJ. Something besides the approval and laughter of a bunch of guys on the interwebs.

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i dunno man--if this is pattern behavior, then i'm starting to wonder what it says about the guy who does it. i mean, it's fun to goof off occasionally, but if you do this regularly, it's starting to sound like deliberate self-defeating behavior. the girl might have been a vapid bitch, or she could be the female version of an arfcommer, wondering why anyone would deliberately go out of his way to troll her when she's making a sincere effort. i kept expecting you to drop out of schtick and start talking like a person, in which case you probably would have a date with a woman who clearly wanted to meet you.

as snow pointed out, the girl kept leaving the door open. were you just scared to walk through it? was starting this thread a better payoff for you than taking a chance on an actual date with an actual woman who initiated contact with you?

I am pretty certain the answer to both of those questions is yes.

He's cock blocking himself.

I would have at least gotten a dinner out of it. She seems to have a decent sense of humor if she played along that long with it. Hell maybe even made the beast with two backs. Knocked boots. Coitus. BJ. Something besides the approval and laughter of a bunch of guys on the interwebs.

I hope GD lets him feel on its man-tits and gives him a cheeto stained handie, at least.