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Posted: 11/28/2015 9:54:13 AM EDT
Little green lizards everywhere.

It didn't rain but my car is soaking wet.

A XXX Adult Fantasy store in every mall.

"Thank you, Jesus" is a popular term for "I agree".

Want to see a real alligator.

Family has no driveway and a drop light for a porch light, 5 non-working cars, and a cast iron well pump so rust is thick on every sink or toilet.

The most perfect mid day temps right now.

Cool birds. Saw my first Oriole.

Service / frontage roads.

If someone grew up down here, I can only understand 22% of what they say.

Family is willing to share their last bite of food with you. (I left them a $50 for having me over, and man they needed it. Helped them fix a 98 Cutlas that needed a AC bypass pulley.

More as it comes to me. Cool place. Haven't left Jax yet.
Link Posted: 11/28/2015 9:56:30 AM EDT
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Try the Flakka, you'll love it.
Link Posted: 11/28/2015 10:00:54 AM EDT
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Best damned state in the entire country.
Link Posted: 11/28/2015 10:01:12 AM EDT
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Contrary to all the wacky news reports.....its actually quite nice.
Link Posted: 11/28/2015 10:04:10 AM EDT
[#4]
Jacksonville isn't really "Florida".

I say this having spent 20 years there growing up.



Hit the panhandle, or St Augustine/Daytona.
Link Posted: 11/28/2015 10:06:24 AM EDT
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This.  Took some Dutch exchange students from UF shooting yesterday.  Biggest problem was it was hot and sunny at the range.  Taking them out on our boat today to fish and gonna stop at Gators tonight in John's Pass to watch the game.
Link Posted: 11/28/2015 10:06:43 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 11/28/2015 10:08:29 AM EDT
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We went to a state park with a lake full of gators.  Despite many, many warning signs there are still always idiots bringing their small children right to the water's edge.
Link Posted: 11/28/2015 10:09:13 AM EDT
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Gators gotta eat.
Link Posted: 11/28/2015 10:11:17 AM EDT
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Of course.

Because it would have been really stupid to put them into the water with all of those gators.
Link Posted: 11/28/2015 10:11:19 AM EDT
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I lived in Jax for three years and really enjoyed it. Tallahassee is nice too. PLENTY of outdoor stuff to do as long as you can tolerate the heat.

I like the panhandle but I like central and south Florida too.
Link Posted: 11/28/2015 10:13:51 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 11/28/2015 10:15:17 AM EDT
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Come a little further south if you want to see where all the crazy originates from.
Link Posted: 11/28/2015 10:16:34 AM EDT
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This, and why I'm moving back... retirement good!

Link Posted: 11/28/2015 10:17:30 AM EDT
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Leave Jax

Get on US 1, drive until it ends; enjoy the journey.

You usually see gators when it's the least convenient for you
Link Posted: 11/28/2015 10:21:18 AM EDT
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I had to google it.  Looks delightful...


Link Posted: 11/28/2015 10:25:54 AM EDT
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Nice and cool outside...Sitting on my back porch. drinking coffee.. watching the coots play in the lake!

I can never seem to find all the craziness that people speak of about Florida.
Link Posted: 11/28/2015 10:32:04 AM EDT
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This road sign, find it and follow it all the way down to mile 0 on Bertha Street in Key West



Link Posted: 11/28/2015 10:33:29 AM EDT
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The rivers and lakes are full of armored possums.

Link Posted: 11/28/2015 10:37:34 AM EDT
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You talkin' about my house?


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Here is my pet, Jr.



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Link Posted: 11/28/2015 10:38:21 AM EDT
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If you took Los Angeles and added lots of water it would expand into a large dick shaped land mass called Florida.  

I like Florida, it's got an eclectic mix of weird, wonderful, horrible, luxury, poverty, beauty, ugly, spectacle, fun, and wtf.   It's really got a lot of everything.  

Link Posted: 11/28/2015 10:41:16 AM EDT
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I went to Florida once for a convention.  There weren't any hills so I couldn't really see much.  They have huge ditches.
Link Posted: 11/28/2015 10:43:54 AM EDT
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In Florida ditches randomly eat things.

Link Posted: 11/28/2015 10:46:23 AM EDT
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born and raised down here, love it

I'm also perfectly intelligible when I speak.  Some new englanders on the otherhand
Link Posted: 11/28/2015 10:47:41 AM EDT
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Little green lizards everywhere.

It didn't rain but my car is soaking wet.

A XXX Adult Fantasy store in every mall.

"Thank you, Jesus" is a popular term for "I agree".

Want to see a real alligator.

Family has no driveway and a drop light for a porch light, 5 non-working cars, and a cast iron well pump so rust is thick on every sink or toilet.

The most perfect mid day temps right now.

Cool birds. Saw my first Oriole.

Service / frontage roads.

If someone grew up down here, I can only understand 22% of what they say.

Family is willing to share their last bite of food with you. (I left them a $50 for having me over, and man they needed it. Helped them fix a 98 Cutlas that needed a AC bypass pulley.

More as it comes to me. Cool place. Haven't left Jax yet.
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Don't become an odd news story. That happens a lot down there
Link Posted: 11/28/2015 10:52:25 AM EDT
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It's a cool place to live.  I'm in the Panhandle, so it's not really Florida. I'm not fond of the heat and humidity, the tourists and the traffic.  But the fishing is great, gun laws are decent, and we have the best news stories and crazy people.
Pretty close to,other large cities to visit, a few hours from New Orleans, Jacksonville,   Six hours to Orlando, about the same to Atlanta.  

Florida is not too bad.
Link Posted: 11/28/2015 10:53:02 AM EDT
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They didn't go swimming? Pussies!
Link Posted: 11/28/2015 11:00:59 AM EDT
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If you took Los Angeles and added lots of water it would expand into a large dick shaped land mass called Florida.  

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The women here look better.











Link Posted: 11/28/2015 11:15:12 AM EDT
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Jax ftw
Link Posted: 11/28/2015 11:18:17 AM EDT
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Jacksonville isn't really "Florida".

I say this having spent 20 years there growing up.



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Shhhh
my two fav destinations.
Link Posted: 11/28/2015 11:19:23 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 11/28/2015 11:19:43 AM EDT
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We call it 'NoActionVille' for a reason.



 
Link Posted: 11/28/2015 11:33:19 AM EDT
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I now live in pasco co
strangest mix of crazy....ever.
ill take it over my home state of PA.
Link Posted: 11/28/2015 11:40:02 AM EDT
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I now live in pasco co

strangest mix of crazy....ever.

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LOL, you're right about that.  (Except Tarpon Springs.  That place is cool.)



 
Link Posted: 11/28/2015 11:47:00 AM EDT
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My father lives there.

The first time my son saw the lizards he was 3 and ran up to my wife and I excitedly proclaiming,"Dad, Dad, I found baby dinosaurs!!

Priceless...
Link Posted: 11/28/2015 11:47:31 AM EDT
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I am currently sitting in a beach house on Anna Maria Island with a view of Tampa Bay one way and the Gulf of Mexico the other.
Link Posted: 11/28/2015 11:47:36 AM EDT
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LOL, you're right about that.  (Except Tarpon Springs.  That place is cool.)
 
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I now live in pasco co
strangest mix of crazy....ever.
ill take it over my home state of PA.

LOL, you're right about that.  (Except Tarpon Springs.  That place is cool.)
 


im 2 min from tarpon springs just north of it.
it seem to be shielded from most of the crazy...
except for the walmart on 19 and tarpon ave
that place is a frigging super magnet amongst magnets...lol.
Link Posted: 11/28/2015 11:48:11 AM EDT
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ill take it over my home state of PA.
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I was born in Tampa and grew up in Pasco County. My dads family is from Dade City. I still have family there, my brother is in New Tampa. He's doing great but my extended family there has always been on the poorer end of the stick. So I see a bit of what the OP saw whenever I go down to visit. But I wouldn't change it for the world. I miss the palmettos and gators and boiled peanuts. My daughter loves the lizards scurrying around everywhere. And I do miss the heat.
Link Posted: 11/28/2015 11:49:29 AM EDT
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Yes it is!
Link Posted: 11/28/2015 11:52:36 AM EDT
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Damn tourists
Link Posted: 11/28/2015 11:59:31 AM EDT
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my back yard for over 30 years . The other 20 were just down the road.



 I have a deal with the lizards and crabs , they don't mess with me and I don't mess with them.

No such deal with the poor fish....
Link Posted: 11/28/2015 12:02:25 PM EDT
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Yes we are... and we have a little bit of everything everyone could want.

 
Link Posted: 11/28/2015 12:03:02 PM EDT
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Come over to North Central...  night tours are awesome.  
Link Posted: 11/28/2015 12:05:29 PM EDT
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Best state ever!
Link Posted: 11/28/2015 12:10:24 PM EDT
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Seems every loser from someplace else ends up in Fl, or they are annoying retirees from Jersey.
Link Posted: 11/28/2015 12:10:56 PM EDT
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I've lived in Jax for a year now. I love it here.



Heading to Gville here in a few. Gators are going down
Link Posted: 11/28/2015 12:12:27 PM EDT
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Damn straight
Link Posted: 11/28/2015 12:14:34 PM EDT
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Born and raised in Orlando and still have family there. I loved growing up there camping, fishing and hunting all the time. I really miss the fishing, the craziness not so much. Moved to Georgia years ago and love it. The craziness seems to get worse every day. My sister tells me all the time this or that was stolen from her house or in the neighbor hood.
Link Posted: 11/28/2015 12:14:54 PM EDT
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Shhhhhhh.......keep AMI a secret, please.



 
Link Posted: 11/28/2015 12:16:03 PM EDT
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im 2 min from tarpon springs just north of it.

it seem to be shielded from most of the crazy...

except for the walmart on 19 and tarpon ave

that place is a frigging super magnet amongst magnets...lol.
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I now live in pasco co

strangest mix of crazy....ever.

ill take it over my home state of PA.



LOL, you're right about that.  (Except Tarpon Springs.  That place is cool.)

 




im 2 min from tarpon springs just north of it.

it seem to be shielded from most of the crazy...

except for the walmart on 19 and tarpon ave

that place is a frigging super magnet amongst magnets...lol.


Yeah, but just a few miles north is B-21 Liquors.  That's GOT to count for something!





 
Link Posted: 11/28/2015 12:21:19 PM EDT
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I don't miss tropical storms and the clockwork afternoon thunderstorms in the summertime.

I definitely don't miss the heat & humidity.

I hear they're finally going to re-design the airport road area...AGAIN.

Shame the northside just exploded with stores and people.
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