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Posted: 11/27/2015 5:27:03 PM EDT
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Rub one out before you go.
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Posted: 11/27/2015 5:28:34 PM EDT
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Rub one out before you go. Twice. And two shots of bourbon before the date. |
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Posted: 11/27/2015 5:29:11 PM EDT
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Twice. And two shots of bourbon before the date. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Rub one out before you go. Twice. And two shots of bourbon before the date. Noted. I'm not a drinker, though. |
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Posted: 11/27/2015 5:29:57 PM EDT
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Find out what she likes to do and make it that.
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Posted: 11/27/2015 5:31:32 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Noted. I'm not a drinker, though. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Rub one out before you go. Twice. And two shots of bourbon before the date. Noted. I'm not a drinker, though. |
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Posted: 11/27/2015 5:33:49 PM EDT
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Noted. I'm not a drinker, though. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Rub one out before you go. Twice. And two shots of bourbon before the date. Noted. I'm not a drinker, though. Ok clean the pipes 3 times, and only one shot. Your golden. |
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Posted: 11/27/2015 5:34:08 PM EDT
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Eat, go dancing if such is your forte, or go to a movie... whatever you like.
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Posted: 11/27/2015 5:34:08 PM EDT
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Fine, I think I have some Johnny Walker black label. That's the only alcohol I have.
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Posted: 11/27/2015 5:34:52 PM EDT
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Fine, I think I have some Johnny Walker black label. That's the only alcohol I have. Better stock some tequila and mixers. |
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Posted: 11/27/2015 5:36:40 PM EDT
[#10]
Take. It. Out.
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Posted: 11/27/2015 5:36:46 PM EDT
[#11]
Find out how to be friends. Go from there.
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Posted: 11/27/2015 5:36:54 PM EDT
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Take. It. Out. |
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Posted: 11/27/2015 5:39:04 PM EDT
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These days...if you don't get her in bed on the first date, you will not be going on a second date.
Odds are the chick you are going on a date with is working 5-6 other guys, if you don't fuck her someone else will. |
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Posted: 11/27/2015 5:39:55 PM EDT
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Just be yourself. That's probably why she has shown some interest in you. Do dinner and afterwards take a brief walk around the mall or whatever. Avoid the movie on a first date since the setting requires you to keep quiet by not talking. Kinda awkward. Maybe a coffee shop and share a dessert or something. Be a gentleman and walk her to the door. No making any move, just say goodnight.
And scrub your taint just in case she invites you in for a pegging session. 
No one likes a messy taint. 
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Posted: 11/27/2015 5:39:57 PM EDT
[#15]
SIIHPAPP.
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Posted: 11/27/2015 5:39:59 PM EDT
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Find out how to be friends. Go from there. I've been resistant to dating because I don't have a lot in common with people in general. I'm giving her a shot because we get along and have a fair amount of common interests. When she said she liked The Human Centipede, I knew she deserved a chance. |
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Posted: 11/27/2015 5:41:08 PM EDT
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Just be yourself. That's probably why she has shown some interest in you. Do dinner and afterwards take a brief walk around the mall or whatever. Avoid the movie on a first date since the setting requires you to keep quiet by not talking. Kinda awkward. Maybe a coffee shop and share a dessert or something. Be a gentleman and walk her to the door. No making any move, just say goodnight. And scrub your taint just in case she invites you in for a pegging session.
No one likes a messy taint. My taint is sparkling, you could eat off it. 
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Posted: 11/27/2015 5:42:14 PM EDT
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Don't say the word Cloroform. Call it something else instead, like potato salad.
Example: " Would you excuse me, I'll be right back, I'm going to get the Chloro...err..I mean potaato saalad". Sixty percent of the time, it works ALL the time. |
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Posted: 11/27/2015 5:43:00 PM EDT
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My taint is sparkling, you could eat off it. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Just be yourself. That's probably why she has shown some interest in you. Do dinner and afterwards take a brief walk around the mall or whatever. Avoid the movie on a first date since the setting requires you to keep quiet by not talking. Kinda awkward. Maybe a coffee shop and share a dessert or something. Be a gentleman and walk her to the door. No making any move, just say goodnight. And scrub your taint just in case she invites you in for a pegging session.
No one likes a messy taint. My taint is sparkling, you could eat off it. You sir, are ready. Godspeed my friend, Godspeed. |
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Posted: 11/27/2015 5:43:03 PM EDT
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Don't forget to pull her hair and smack her ass. That gets you a second date.
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Posted: 11/27/2015 5:43:20 PM EDT
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Rub one out before you go. Woogy?! |
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Posted: 11/27/2015 5:44:15 PM EDT
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When she said she liked The Human Centipede, I knew she deserved a chance. 
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Posted: 11/27/2015 5:44:43 PM EDT
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two words
Cleveland Steamer |
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Posted: 11/27/2015 5:45:25 PM EDT
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As your typical Arfcommer, I'm clueless with women. Somehow one found me likable enough to ask me out. I don't really know what the best date ideas are anymore. Restrictions: I'm a cripple with a bad back so any really active things like hiking or bowling are out. We're having dinner, but beyond that I haven't a clue. Like I said it has been a long time so I'd like to make this memorable enough to last another decade. And go! Just relax and enjoy her company, make her feel important,etc, etc. An after dinner gig like a piano bar, jazz bar or a local Tavern that is not a loud riot is a good place for conversation, I know you don't drink, but maybe she does, whatever happens, happens. If she still likes you, plan the next date. Good Luck
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Posted: 11/27/2015 5:46:20 PM EDT
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I forgot to mention, the date is tonight.
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Posted: 11/27/2015 5:46:34 PM EDT
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Restrictions: I'm a cripple with a bad back so any really active things like hiking or bowling are out. Quoted:
Eat, go dancing Wanna know how I know you didnt even read the second fucking sentence of the OP? 
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Posted: 11/27/2015 5:48:41 PM EDT
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Just relax and enjoy her company, make her feel important,etc, etc. An after dinner gig like a piano bar, jazz bar or a local Tavern that is not a loud riot is a good place for conversation, I know you don't drink, but maybe she does, whatever happens, happens. If she still likes you, plan the next date. Good Luck
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As your typical Arfcommer, I'm clueless with women. Somehow one found me likable enough to ask me out. I don't really know what the best date ideas are anymore. Restrictions: I'm a cripple with a bad back so any really active things like hiking or bowling are out. We're having dinner, but beyond that I haven't a clue. Like I said it has been a long time so I'd like to make this memorable enough to last another decade. And go! Just relax and enjoy her company, make her feel important,etc, etc. An after dinner gig like a piano bar, jazz bar or a local Tavern that is not a loud riot is a good place for conversation, I know you don't drink, but maybe she does, whatever happens, happens. If she still likes you, plan the next date. Good Luck
I've been looking for a quiet place or bar like you mentioned, but I'm in the middle of nowhere. I guess I could take her to the AIM Surplus parking lot
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Posted: 11/27/2015 5:49:16 PM EDT
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Flowers and a 12 pack of quality beer...her panties will fall right off...
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Posted: 11/27/2015 5:49:36 PM EDT
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I forgot to mention, the date is tonight. Have fun don't think. I recently broke my 5 yr dating dry spell. I repeat, have fun don't think . Must be something about Ohio
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Posted: 11/27/2015 5:49:55 PM EDT
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Try not to fart in front of her. Save that for the 2nd date. |
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Posted: 11/27/2015 5:50:45 PM EDT
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Take. It. Out. 
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Posted: 11/27/2015 5:50:47 PM EDT
[#32]
1. STOP means go
2. NO means yes 3. YES means faster Good luck. |
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Posted: 11/27/2015 5:50:54 PM EDT
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Any activities going on in your area? Community type stuff? Holiday things? Find out what she's into. Spend time and get to know her, and don't try for anal right away. Save something for next time lol.
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Posted: 11/27/2015 5:52:40 PM EDT
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Get some sliders and seek out chase45
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Posted: 11/27/2015 5:53:31 PM EDT
[#35]
At the end of the night just go for it man.
I mean its not like you can strike out any worse, besides if she really did ask you out shes already decided your fuckable or she would of never asked you out. |
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Posted: 11/27/2015 5:53:47 PM EDT
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1. STOP means go2. NO means yes 3. YES means faster Good luck. She's been WAY more aggressive in that department than I've been. I'm too old to be on her level. |
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Posted: 11/27/2015 5:54:42 PM EDT
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I'd just go ahead and ask if she's a trannie. If she gets offended, she probably is.
You can't be too sure nowadays. |
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Posted: 11/27/2015 5:56:40 PM EDT
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I've been looking for a quiet place or bar like you mentioned, but I'm in the middle of nowhere. I guess I could take her to the AIM Surplus parking lot
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As your typical Arfcommer, I'm clueless with women. Somehow one found me likable enough to ask me out. I don't really know what the best date ideas are anymore. Restrictions: I'm a cripple with a bad back so any really active things like hiking or bowling are out. We're having dinner, but beyond that I haven't a clue. Like I said it has been a long time so I'd like to make this memorable enough to last another decade. And go! Just relax and enjoy her company, make her feel important,etc, etc. An after dinner gig like a piano bar, jazz bar or a local Tavern that is not a loud riot is a good place for conversation, I know you don't drink, but maybe she does, whatever happens, happens. If she still likes you, plan the next date. Good Luck
I've been looking for a quiet place or bar like you mentioned, but I'm in the middle of nowhere. I guess I could take her to the AIM Surplus parking lot
 Well, you have a sense of humor that she will enjoy..
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Posted: 11/27/2015 5:57:07 PM EDT
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I'd just go ahead and ask if she's a trannie. If she gets offended, she probably is. You can't be too sure nowadays. I've seen evidence that says she isn't. If she is, her surgeon was amazing. I'd call FDE if I needed tranny advice. |
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Posted: 11/27/2015 5:57:22 PM EDT
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Posted: 11/27/2015 5:59:16 PM EDT
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After dinner ask her if she wants to go back to your place for "Netflix and chill"
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Posted: 11/27/2015 5:59:26 PM EDT
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Go volunteer at a soup kitchen where there are needy women and children. Your compassion will shine.
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Posted: 11/27/2015 6:00:02 PM EDT
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At the end of the night just go for it man. I mean its not like you can strike out any worse, besides if she really did ask you out shes already decided your fuckable or she would of never asked you out. The poor dear. She'll be the first blind girl I've dated. 
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Posted: 11/27/2015 6:01:28 PM EDT
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Go volunteer at a soup kitchen. I volunteer at the Dayton VA nursing homes. Those guys need to know they're still cared about and they get no attention 
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Posted: 11/27/2015 6:01:42 PM EDT
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I'd just go ahead and ask if she's a trannie. If she gets offended, she probably is. You can't be too sure nowadays. Might as well ask her back to your place and show her GD! 
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Posted: 11/27/2015 6:01:52 PM EDT
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Noted. I'm not a drinker, though. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Rub one out before you go. Twice. And two shots of bourbon before the date. Noted. I'm not a drinker, though. You're dating now man... Trust me, Start.... |
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Posted: 11/27/2015 6:03:38 PM EDT
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I forgot to mention, the date is tonight. Rule of thumb. Great conversationalists are always those people who asked about the other person like they were really interested. Pro tip: Any time she finishes a statement, answer with "Oh, really?" She will continue talking and think you are a great conversationalist. |
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Posted: 11/27/2015 6:04:38 PM EDT
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Rule of thumb. Great conversationalists are always those people who asked about the other person like they were really interested. Pro tip: Any time she finishes a statement, answer with "Oh, really?" She will continue talking and think you are a great conversationalist. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I forgot to mention, the date is tonight. Rule of thumb. Great conversationalists are always those people who asked about the other person like they were really interested. Pro tip: Any time she finishes a statement, answer with "Oh, really?" She will continue talking and think you are a great conversationalist. Noted. Thanks for your input. |
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Posted: 11/27/2015 6:05:16 PM EDT
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I volunteer at the Dayton VA nursing homes. Those guys need to know they're still cared about and they get no attention Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Go volunteer at a soup kitchen. I volunteer at the Dayton VA nursing homes. Those guys need to know they're still cared about and they get no attention Thank you for doing that. |
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Posted: 11/27/2015 6:05:42 PM EDT
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Just be yourself, don't waste your time trying to be someone you're not.
It will make the night much more enjoyable. Dinner and a movie sounds perfect for the two of you. Classic first date. Give your back a stretch later this week and take her out ice skating this weekend for your second date.
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