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Posted: 11/26/2015 10:54:37 AM EDT
Link Posted: 11/26/2015 10:56:41 AM EDT
[#1]
WD40 and a match is the old school way.
Link Posted: 11/26/2015 11:01:57 AM EDT
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Roman candle.
Link Posted: 11/26/2015 11:03:09 AM EDT
[#3]
Hipster beard.  Dirty inky.
Link Posted: 11/26/2015 11:03:25 AM EDT
[#4]
Meh, when someone invents a device that lets me shoot lightning bolts out of my ass then I'll get excited.
Link Posted: 11/26/2015 11:15:04 AM EDT
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I want a device that lets me shoot a scorpion tail from my hand.
Link Posted: 11/26/2015 11:17:54 AM EDT
[#6]
A Coonan does a good job of shooting fireballs out of my hand, but it is more expensive...
Link Posted: 11/26/2015 11:31:59 AM EDT
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LOL Don't know if serious but I agree.  You want $150 from me?  Try not looking like some kind of white trash, meth smoking, scumbag.
Link Posted: 11/26/2015 11:39:15 AM EDT
[#8]
Shit... I got balls of fire for free from this skank I nailed last new years eve.
Link Posted: 11/26/2015 11:40:24 AM EDT
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Roman candle.


I just use Magic Missile
Link Posted: 11/26/2015 11:40:26 AM EDT
[#10]
Yeah, this thing is probably a felony in California.

Sort of want one though.
Link Posted: 11/26/2015 11:45:26 AM EDT
[#11]
Sort of want, but will hold out until they release the "Napalm Mini" device that allows the user to shoot balls of napalm upwards of 50 ft.
Link Posted: 11/26/2015 11:54:02 AM EDT
[#12]
I was expecting a Mosin thread.
Link Posted: 11/26/2015 11:54:15 AM EDT
[#13]
Just when I gave up my job as a magician for a surgeon, this comes along......
Link Posted: 11/26/2015 11:58:56 AM EDT
[#14]
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wB-1-pVnMmo
Link Posted: 11/26/2015 12:06:59 PM EDT
[#15]
Not a bad little device for magic tricks.  I'd rather save up for this, though.





Link Posted: 11/26/2015 12:09:03 PM EDT
[#16]
I want 20 of them.

10 for each wrist.

Walk around like I am a retarded version of Gene Kelly mixed with an even more retarded Jerry Lewis.

Dancing around tripping over shit, setting old ladies little dogs on fire, generally spewing flame everywhere about once every quarter of a second.
Link Posted: 11/26/2015 12:16:56 PM EDT
[#17]
Makes me think of the flame throwing bayonet for the 03 Springfield.  If you haven't seen it, check out William Brophy's book on the Springfield.
Link Posted: 11/26/2015 12:24:37 PM EDT
[#18]
just think, "no more opening double-AA battery packages". wow, what a timesaver!! nothing worse than opening a pack of double-AA batteries. i'm sold, and i'm in for three.
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