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Posted: 10/13/2015 1:52:46 PM EDT

y job is so unbelievable. I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with:

First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe.

The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career oppertunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat.

But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big dog to work. Every day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single day.

Anyway, I drive these idiots around in my van and we solve mysteries and that.

Posted: 10/13/2015 1:54:32 PM EDT

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Damned meddling kids.

Posted: 10/13/2015 1:55:12 PM EDT

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I wouldn't have read this thread if it weren't for your meddling thread title

Posted: 10/13/2015 1:56:14 PM EDT

[#3]

I'm a ghost.

Posted: 10/13/2015 1:57:45 PM EDT

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That took me surprisingly long to figure out what you were talking about

Posted: 10/13/2015 1:58:28 PM EDT

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Neckerchiefs are homo.... just sayin.

Posted: 10/13/2015 1:59:40 PM EDT

[#6]

WOWPro troll acct?

Posted: 10/13/2015 2:00:25 PM EDT

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it is an ASCOT!!!!

Posted: 10/13/2015 2:00:46 PM EDT

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at least you don't work with pretty much only liberals and socialists

Posted: 10/13/2015 2:00:48 PM EDT

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Zoiks.

Posted: 10/13/2015 2:00:52 PM EDT

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Well played OP. Well played.

Posted: 10/13/2015 2:01:26 PM EDT

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Posted: 10/13/2015 2:01:39 PM EDT

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Posted: 10/13/2015 2:02:34 PM EDT

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it is an ASCOT!!!!

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Neckerchiefs are homo.... just sayin.

it is an ASCOT!!!!

Lol.

Posted: 10/13/2015 2:02:51 PM EDT

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If this is not a copy pasta

Posted: 10/13/2015 2:03:30 PM EDT

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Took me until the last sentence to get it.

Posted: 10/13/2015 2:03:51 PM EDT

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Took me until the last sentence to get it.

Well done, I guess?

Posted: 10/13/2015 2:05:07 PM EDT

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This. Completely got me.

I was like, "what the fuck does this guy do?"

And I lol'd

Posted: 10/13/2015 2:06:04 PM EDT

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You're going to burn through your data cap posting that.

Posted: 10/13/2015 2:07:15 PM EDT

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it was old man Withers from the saw mill after all, wasn't it?

It always is.....

Posted: 10/13/2015 2:09:01 PM EDT

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That was a shiny lure and I bit.

Posted: 10/13/2015 2:10:41 PM EDT

[#21]

hmmmmm

Posted: 10/13/2015 2:14:30 PM EDT

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I'm loving how many people I got with this one.

Posted: 10/13/2015 2:17:04 PM EDT

[#23]

Your post is unbelievable.

Posted: 10/13/2015 2:23:55 PM EDT

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This. Completely got me.

I was like, "what the fuck does this guy do?"

And I lol'd

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Well played OP. Well played.

This. Completely got me.

I was like, "what the fuck does this guy do?"

And I lol'd

This

Posted: 10/13/2015 2:23:58 PM EDT

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Lol 15ner

Posted: 10/13/2015 2:37:27 PM EDT

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yeah the copy from 2006 is unbelievable

I bet you forward chain mail as well???

Posted: 10/13/2015 2:39:43 PM EDT

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i feel dumberer after taking the time to read that

Posted: 10/13/2015 2:44:04 PM EDT

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(It's a joke)

Posted: 10/13/2015 2:45:55 PM EDT

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Who is Fred?

Posted: 10/13/2015 2:47:20 PM EDT

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This. Completely got me.

I was like, "what the fuck does this guy do?"

And I lol'd

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Well played OP. Well played.

This. Completely got me.

I was like, "what the fuck does this guy do?"

And I lol'd

Yea, I was about to ask where he worked...lol

Posted: 10/13/2015 2:47:59 PM EDT

[#31]

I enjoyed that. Haha last line I was like....

Posted: 10/13/2015 2:48:29 PM EDT

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i feel dumberer after taking the time to read that

(It's a joke)

No it isnt...he was describing the people he works with.............they seem familiar though

Posted: 10/13/2015 2:49:50 PM EDT

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Me too, It wasn't til the very end.

Posted: 10/13/2015 2:52:40 PM EDT

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Took me until the last sentence to get it.

Well done, I guess?

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Me to, and then i felt embarrassed i didn't get it sooner.
I'm going to show it to my girlfriend and see if she figures it out'

Posted: 10/13/2015 2:58:08 PM EDT

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You think your job is unbelievable?

Guys, I’m fucking sick of this. I’m almost 20 and haven’t been able to score a better job than a fucking cook at a local fast food joint. What makes it worse is that I live in a small town so business is pretty limited, and where I work is the only place that’ll hire high school graduates. I’d get the hell out of this town if I could actually drive too, but I’ve failed every damn test I’ve ever taken. I’m socially awkward, even my only other co-worker fucking hates my guts. I have repressed lust for one of my best friends too; she’s athletic, smart and a gorgeous southern bell. I love her. You know what it’s like; I’ve been friend zoned real hard. She’s my only real friend, besides this one kid, who I’m pretty sure is only hanging around me because he is mentally challenged. I guess he’s the only one that can tolerate me. And what makes this all fucking worse is that I live in a fucking pineapple under the sea.

Posted: 10/13/2015 3:00:11 PM EDT

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Really? You're loving it? Hope you feel good about wasting our time with this junk.

Posted: 10/13/2015 3:02:15 PM EDT

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I'm loving how many people I got with this one.

Really? You're loving it? Hope you feel good about wasting our time with this junk.

Dude, really? If you have important shit to be doing, get the fuck off arfcom and do it.

Posted: 10/13/2015 3:02:28 PM EDT

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http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/i-hate-my-job

Posted: 10/13/2015 3:03:16 PM EDT

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Got me.

I'm a bit disappointed that I didn't catch on quicker. Good job!

Posted: 10/13/2015 3:05:42 PM EDT

[#40]

Oh, so you must be the gay one then?

Posted: 10/13/2015 3:08:49 PM EDT

[#41]

rut-ro....

Posted: 10/13/2015 3:09:05 PM EDT

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Posted: 10/13/2015 3:12:19 PM EDT

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Posted: 10/13/2015 3:15:36 PM EDT

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it is an ASCOT!!!!

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Neckerchiefs are homo.... just sayin.

it is an ASCOT!!!!

Zoinks! It is still homo

Posted: 10/13/2015 3:19:12 PM EDT

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hah i hadnt seen the spongebob one. there is also a luke skywalker one, and a super mario brothers one somewhere, i cant seem to find them, though

Posted: 10/13/2015 3:19:35 PM EDT

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Try to bang the hot dumb one. Tell the other 2 they need to kick rocks for atleast 10 mins LOL

Posted: 10/13/2015 3:22:15 PM EDT

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This is gonna be like play poker with Kenny Rogers!

Posted: 10/13/2015 3:44:48 PM EDT

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i hate my life. first off, i have a crap job. i mean, literally, actual crap. it's taking me nowhere fast. maybe thats why this new girl i started seeing keeps standing me up. she's very cute, way out of my league. but seven, count em SEVEN times in a row we had plans to meet up, and she simply wasn't there. inconsiderate, but i kept trying to meet up with her. my pathetic butt will probably try for an eighth time. and dont let me even get started on my brother luigi.

Posted: 10/13/2015 3:47:37 PM EDT

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You think your job is unbelievable?

Guys, I’m fucking sick of this. I’m almost 20 and haven’t been able to score a better job than a fucking cook at a local fast food joint. What makes it worse is that I live in a small town so business is pretty limited, and where I work is the only place that’ll hire high school graduates. I’d get the hell out of this town if I could actually drive too, but I’ve failed every damn test I’ve ever taken. I’m socially awkward, even my only other co-worker fucking hates my guts. I have repressed lust for one of my best friends too; she’s athletic, smart and a gorgeous southern bell. I love her. You know what it’s like; I’ve been friend zoned real hard. She’s my only real friend, besides this one kid, who I’m pretty sure is only hanging around me because he is mentally challenged. I guess he’s the only one that can tolerate me. And what makes this all fucking worse is that I live in a fucking pineapple under the sea.

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Awesome. OG or copy pasta?

Posted: 10/13/2015 3:51:59 PM EDT

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I'm loving how many people I got with this one.

Really? You're loving it? Hope you feel good about wasting our time with this junk.

Alright bro, I'm just gonna come out and say what everyone is thinking...you are a douche. An ugly ass, pop-collared douche. Seriously how did such a lazy, mutated sperm find a way to fuse with your mothers ovum? Please enlighten us, I'm sure it would solve many unanswered questions. From the looks of things I'm guessing your conception was the result of a night spent on the couch sinking vodka while mastubating with a crack-whore's second hand vibrator that still had a bit of residue on it. Cause let's be honest here, your face resembles the kind of thing I'd expect bulimic chicks to look at when they want to throw up. So do yourself a favor and start wearing a balaclava to cover up that pig-faced bowling ball you call a head or maybe even bury your cranium in the sand for a few years and just sit there, as I'm sure the rest of society would appreciate it.

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