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Link Posted: 10/12/2015 10:38:00 AM EDT
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Why is there no coffee in my fax machine
Link Posted: 10/12/2015 10:38:19 AM EDT
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It always ends with failure.
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Man, I thought these threads just started with 6 pages of replies.


It always ends with failure.
FIFY

 
Link Posted: 10/12/2015 10:38:26 AM EDT
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Did you look in the paper tray?
Link Posted: 10/12/2015 10:38:39 AM EDT
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wat
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wat


Watt
Link Posted: 10/12/2015 10:38:53 AM EDT
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Refill your toner

 
Link Posted: 10/12/2015 10:39:09 AM EDT
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Morning
Link Posted: 10/12/2015 10:39:16 AM EDT
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Damn, it's cold in this office
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Moaning
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Moaning




 
Link Posted: 10/12/2015 10:40:14 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/12/2015 10:41:41 AM EDT
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How is ICH?

 
Link Posted: 10/12/2015 10:42:26 AM EDT
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Not bad, hanging in there.


How's Vern?
Link Posted: 10/12/2015 10:46:21 AM EDT
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Not bad, hanging in there.





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Not bad for a Monday

 
Link Posted: 10/12/2015 10:47:47 AM EDT
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I think I found the problem.

Link Posted: 10/12/2015 10:48:09 AM EDT
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Not bad for a Monday  



Speak for yourself.
Link Posted: 10/12/2015 10:49:27 AM EDT
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Not bad for a Monday  


You get your trailer painted up?
Link Posted: 10/12/2015 10:53:26 AM EDT
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Just drove through Donnys hometown. Weird.
Link Posted: 10/12/2015 10:55:08 AM EDT
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Where is the tax stamp number on a form 4?
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Put your pants back on.
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Put your pants back on.
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Put your pants back on.


You are not my supervisor
Link Posted: 10/12/2015 11:01:56 AM EDT
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Right there, can't you see it
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Right there, can't you see it
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Right there, can't you see it

No, I cannot.
Link Posted: 10/12/2015 11:05:09 AM EDT
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No, I cannot.
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Right there, can't you see it

No, I cannot.



Don't make me come over there and show you.


Link Posted: 10/12/2015 11:33:04 AM EDT
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Hit chick on a bike dot Jay peg
Link Posted: 10/12/2015 11:34:37 AM EDT
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I don't have to send the ATF(U) a form to permanently relocate suppressors, do I?
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Why would you hit a chick on a bike?
Link Posted: 10/12/2015 11:40:18 AM EDT
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Why would you hit a chick on a bike?
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Why would you hit a chick on a bike?


Is this the one you were looking for Ich?
Link Posted: 10/12/2015 11:40:55 AM EDT
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You're doing it wrong.
Link Posted: 10/12/2015 11:42:26 AM EDT
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I can haz nap now?
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Sure, as long as you tell my boss I can has nap too.
Link Posted: 10/12/2015 11:42:47 AM EDT
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Is this the one you were looking for Ich?
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Why would you hit a chick on a bike?


Is this the one you were looking for Ich?
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*click*






Link Posted: 10/12/2015 11:44:00 AM EDT
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I'm freezing my tush off today.  

Damn me and my short skirt idea this morning.
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I can haz nap now?

I'm under the covers and there's room

I'm freezing my tush off today.  

Damn me and my short skirt idea this morning.

Yeah, that may have been a poor plan.
Link Posted: 10/12/2015 11:45:56 AM EDT
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Because The Conqueror was one of the biggest movie flops of all time.
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Why would you hit a chick on a bike?


Is this the one you were looking for Ich?
http://cimg.likes.com/img/7ffd9ec47585db6019a655a2c6481527

Link Posted: 10/12/2015 11:51:41 AM EDT
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The Marlin?  A simple little bolt .22 to teach my kids.  Kind of an heirloom gun.  I learned on a bolt .22.  Will be nice to teach on that.
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What's your plan for that?


The Marlin?  A simple little bolt .22 to teach my kids.  Kind of an heirloom gun.  I learned on a bolt .22.  Will be nice to teach on that.


Good stuff
Link Posted: 10/12/2015 12:03:47 PM EDT
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Is this the one you were looking for Ich?
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So.  Wrong.

But dos legs doh.
Link Posted: 10/12/2015 12:04:03 PM EDT
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Sure, as long as you tell my boss I can has nap too.
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Sure, as long as you tell my boss I can has nap too.

No.  Motivation.
Link Posted: 10/12/2015 12:04:40 PM EDT
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I'm under the covers and there's room

I'm freezing my tush off today.  

Damn me and my short skirt idea this morning.

Yeah, that may have been a poor plan.

It's never this cold on a Monday.

*snapplepop
Link Posted: 10/12/2015 12:05:26 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/12/2015 12:06:10 PM EDT
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Hey look, I got a promotion.  Yay?

#ihatecubicallife #solitaryconfinement
Link Posted: 10/12/2015 12:06:35 PM EDT
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I had to turn the furnace on. It was 66º downstairs and even colder upstairs.

But now it's slightly warmer, I found a hoodie, and made coffee.
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This was my theme song when I had to work in a cube.

Link Posted: 10/12/2015 12:08:00 PM EDT
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Don't drown mah dreams.  I have an office for 5 more weeks.
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Oh and congrats on the promotion
Link Posted: 10/12/2015 12:10:22 PM EDT
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Mondays blow orangutan's
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Don't drown mah dreams.  I have an office for 5 more weeks.
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Don't drown mah dreams.  I have an office for 5 more weeks.

I love my office.
It's in a part of the building that 50% of the people here don't even know exists AND it has a lock on the door that NO ONE ELSE has a key to.  

It makes a great hiding place when I need one.
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I always thought they were goats, but yeah.
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