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Posted: 10/9/2015 10:42:03 AM EDT
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Are you a soprano or mezzo-soprano now?
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Posted: 10/9/2015 10:43:13 AM EDT
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Posted: 10/9/2015 10:44:03 AM EDT
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You should be back in the saddle in a week or so. Just keep using the frozen peas.
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Posted: 10/9/2015 10:46:53 AM EDT
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The lidocaine wore off pretty quick, and before I knew it I was like "Ow! My balls!" This morning I'm feeling better, but am wondering how long I should wait until I (or the wife) can scratch my nuts effectively? Maybe a week or two Nancy..... |
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Posted: 10/9/2015 10:49:42 AM EDT
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Just remember that it takes several weeks for the system to be completely clear of the li'l swimmers.
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Posted: 10/9/2015 10:53:09 AM EDT
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The lidocaine wore off pretty quick, and before I knew it I was like "Ow! My balls!" This morning I'm feeling better, but am wondering how long I should wait until I (or the wife) can scratch my nuts effectively? don't people talk to their doctors about these operations? |
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Posted: 10/9/2015 10:54:29 AM EDT
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my balls tingle in fear everytime I see one of these threads
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Posted: 10/9/2015 10:57:04 AM EDT
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Repeat after me...
"FREEDOM!!!!" Remember, you'll need several "clearing shots" before you are completely out of the gene pool. It'll be a couple weeks before things go back to "feeling" normal. Follow your Doctors advise. |
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Posted: 10/9/2015 11:01:48 AM EDT
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don't people talk to their doctors about these operations? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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The lidocaine wore off pretty quick, and before I knew it I was like "Ow! My balls!" This morning I'm feeling better, but am wondering how long I should wait until I (or the wife) can scratch my nuts effectively? don't people talk to their doctors about these operations? always trust a gun nut website for health info over those pesky docs that cost too much to talk to 
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Posted: 10/9/2015 11:04:00 AM EDT
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I'm pretty sure I want to have one done. Me and wife unit have two boys and we agree we want no more.
Tell me of any pros and cons. Cost? |
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Posted: 10/9/2015 11:07:45 AM EDT
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I'm pretty sure I want to have one done. Me and wife unit have two boys and we agree we want no more. Tell me of any pros and cons. Cost? Pros? Your sex life *should* improve dramatically. Cons? You'll never get a girl pregnant. Cost? Does it really matter considering the above? |
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Posted: 10/9/2015 11:16:13 AM EDT
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Pics?
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Posted: 10/9/2015 11:19:54 AM EDT
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Pics? 
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Posted: 10/9/2015 11:19:55 AM EDT
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Your nuts will feel better within a day or 2. Just remember this sage advice. If you lift anything over 10 pounds as soon as the boys feel better, you will have a medicine ball hidden in your underwear that will provide you with enough pain to last 10 lifetimes. Ask me how I know. Never thought it would be possible to have balls that big and that purple....
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Posted: 10/9/2015 11:20:56 AM EDT
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my balls tingle in fear everytime I see one of these threads Thats big 10 fucking 4 right there pal 
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Posted: 10/9/2015 11:24:07 AM EDT
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Posted: 10/9/2015 11:34:08 AM EDT
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don't people talk to their doctors about these operations? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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The lidocaine wore off pretty quick, and before I knew it I was like "Ow! My balls!" This morning I'm feeling better, but am wondering how long I should wait until I (or the wife) can scratch my nuts effectively? don't people talk to their doctors about these operations? GD has never failed me. |
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Posted: 10/9/2015 11:36:55 AM EDT
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Pics? The wife snapped some pics. I haven't looked at them yet. 
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Posted: 10/9/2015 11:37:02 AM EDT
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Do you have to wear a cone?
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Posted: 10/9/2015 11:40:28 AM EDT
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Did you get any advice from Caitlyn Jenner about being 1/2 a man
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Posted: 10/9/2015 11:40:40 AM EDT
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Posted: 10/9/2015 11:42:24 AM EDT
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Pros? Your sex life *should* improve dramatically. Cons? You'll never get a girl pregnant. Cost? Does it really matter considering the above? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I'm pretty sure I want to have one done. Me and wife unit have two boys and we agree we want no more. Tell me of any pros and cons. Cost? Pros? Your sex life *should* improve dramatically. Cons? You'll never get a girl pregnant. Cost? Does it really matter considering the above? No cons other than feeling like you're taking repeated hits to the nuts for the first day. I'm looking forward to banging away without fear of producing another child. I have three daughters, and while I love them dearly, I do not want another. |
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Posted: 10/9/2015 11:42:36 AM EDT
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my balls tingle in fear everytime I see one of these threads Ya. Then I think about the potential issues avoided and my wallet dances. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Posted: 10/9/2015 11:43:48 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryStill looks less manly than Jessica Simpson
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Posted: 10/9/2015 11:45:58 AM EDT
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Ya. Then I think about the potential issues avoided and my wallet dances. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile Quote HistoryQuoted:
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my balls tingle in fear everytime I see one of these threads Ya. Then I think about the potential issues avoided and my wallet dances. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile While I can still feel my nuts pulsing with a bit of pain, my gun and ammo supply is already rejoicing. |
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Posted: 10/9/2015 11:47:42 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: GD has never failed me. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: The lidocaine wore off pretty quick, and before I knew it I was like "Ow! My balls!" This morning I'm feeling better, but am wondering how long I should wait until I (or the wife) can scratch my nuts effectively? don't people talk to their doctors about these operations? GD has never failed me. |
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Posted: 10/9/2015 11:47:45 AM EDT
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No cons other than feeling like you're taking repeated hits to the nuts for the first day. I'm looking forward to banging away without fear of producing another child. I have three daughters, and while I love them dearly, I do not want another. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I'm pretty sure I want to have one done. Me and wife unit have two boys and we agree we want no more. Tell me of any pros and cons. Cost? Pros? Your sex life *should* improve dramatically. Cons? You'll never get a girl pregnant. Cost? Does it really matter considering the above? No cons other than feeling like you're taking repeated hits to the nuts for the first day. I'm looking forward to banging away without fear of producing another child. I have three daughters, and while I love them dearly, I do not want another. I was really nervous (mostly depressed knowing I wouldn't have any more children) before I went in. Had a talk with my mom about it and was surprised to learn almost every male in my family had it done to them. Made me feel a bit better after that. Had mine done 2yrs ago and it's been fantastic for my marriage. |
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Posted: 10/9/2015 11:50:39 AM EDT
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Posted: 10/9/2015 11:52:21 AM EDT
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I'm pretty sure I want to have one done. Me and wife unit have two boys and we agree we want no more. Tell me of any pros and cons. Cost? Everything was a pro in my case, felt very little discomfort. Done on Friday and back to work Monday. Got retested 6 weeks later and was completely clear (zero dead or alive) after about 40 pipe clearings. Never went for a second test as they suggested, didn't feel the need. This was almost 5 years ago. $20 co-pay with Atena... They should have paid me with the money I saved them! Be 100% you don't want any more kids. |
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Posted: 10/9/2015 11:55:53 AM EDT
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"Had a talk with my mom" about your nuts? Some families......
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Posted: 10/9/2015 11:58:50 AM EDT
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My pain was the worst 3 days later. Use the frozen bag of peas to keep the swelling down. When things heal up, enjoy the freedom.
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Posted: 10/9/2015 12:07:30 PM EDT
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My pain was the worst 3 days later. Use the frozen bag of peas to keep the swelling down. When things heal up, enjoy the freedom. I hope mine isn't like that. The pain was pretty intense yesterday. The lidocaine had worn off before I even walked out of the office. While I still have some discomfort, the pain is minimal compared to yesterday. |
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Posted: 10/9/2015 12:21:49 PM EDT
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I had mine done in 2003. About a month later, raging infection/swelling, not fun at all. Wife says its because I let my doc do it, and not a specialist.
I had to clean the pipes for a while before it started shooting blanks. |
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Posted: 10/9/2015 12:26:48 PM EDT
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I was really nervous (mostly depressed knowing I wouldn't have any more children) before I went in. Had a talk with my mom about it and was surprised to learn almost every male in my family had it done to them. Made me feel a bit better after that. Had mine done 2yrs ago and it's been fantastic for my marriage. Huh. I had mine 2.5 months ago and haven't had sex since.
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Posted: 10/9/2015 12:26:55 PM EDT
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My first one didn't work. Had to go back and do it again. Second one worked just fine. If you are done having kids it is a good choice. No more party hats.
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Posted: 10/9/2015 12:30:23 PM EDT
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My first one didn't work. Had to go back and do it again. Second one worked just fine. If you are done having kids it is a good choice. No more party hats. Is there like a litmus test or something? Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Posted: 10/9/2015 12:34:10 PM EDT
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For folks who say it positively effected their marriage? How?
Sexually? You somehow have more sex after than before? That doesn't make sense. |
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Posted: 10/9/2015 12:35:24 PM EDT
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For folks who say it positively effected their marriage? How? Sexually? You somehow have more sex after than before? That doesn't make sense. The theory, that I'd love to put to practice, is that you can fuck all you want without any risk of having any more children. Seems to me that'd improve a marriage. |
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Posted: 10/9/2015 12:36:22 PM EDT
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The lidocaine wore off pretty quick, and before I knew it I was like "Ow! My balls!" This morning I'm feeling better, but am wondering how long I should wait until I (or the wife) can scratch my nuts effectively? Your doc didn't give you a big list of FAQs that tells you to avoid intercourse for a week after the procedure? I made it 5 days
I just got the phone call about 10 minutes ago that told me mine worked AOK. |
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Posted: 10/9/2015 12:36:23 PM EDT
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always trust a gun nut website for health info over those pesky docs that cost too much to talk to
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don't people talk to their doctors about these operations? always trust a gun nut website for health info over those pesky docs that cost too much to talk to
Docs don't always tell you everything, sometimes they get distracted or you just flat out forget since you're more concerned that someone just tried to pull out your small intestine through your dick. I got drugged at the dentist a few weeks ago for an extraction and implant. There's 5 hours of my life I just don't remember, but apparently I was conscious and had real conversations with people that made sense. When I got home, all I had was this piece of paper with instructions that looked like it had been photocopied 50 million times! Then my sutures started to come out. I cut what I could and went back to the dentist as soon as I could get in. Regular dentist was out with knee surgery, so the replacement dentist looked at it and said I was good. 2 days later, it's Saturday and I'm on a family road trip, more sutures are popping out. The freaking guy didn't even look if there was any more thread in there. I had to stop at a store, buy some scissors, tweezers and mouthwash and take it out by myself on the side of the road. Could have used some medical advice that day. Fucker. Do not trust the replacement dentist. |
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Posted: 10/9/2015 12:37:24 PM EDT
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Is there like a litmus test or something? Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile Quote HistoryQuoted:
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My first one didn't work. Had to go back and do it again. Second one worked just fine. If you are done having kids it is a good choice. No more party hats. Is there like a litmus test or something? Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile After about 90 days you have to take a sample back in and they check it to make sure there isn't anything swimming around. |
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Posted: 10/9/2015 12:41:10 PM EDT
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Docs don't always tell you everything, sometimes they get distracted or you just flat out forget since you're more concerned that someone just tried to pull out your small intestine through your dick. I got drugged at the dentist a few weeks ago for an extraction and implant. There's 5 hours of my life I just don't remember, but apparently I was conscious and had real conversations with people that made sense. When I got home, all I had was this piece of paper with instructions that looked like it had been photocopied 50 million times! Then my sutures started to come out. I cut what I could and went back to the dentist as soon as I could get in. Regular dentist was out with knee surgery, so the replacement dentist looked at it and said I was good. 2 days later, it's Saturday and I'm on a family road trip, more sutures are popping out. The freaking guy didn't even look if there was any more thread in there. I had to stop at a store, buy some scissors, tweezers and mouthwash and take it out by myself on the side of the road. Could have used some medical advice that day. Fucker. Do not trust the replacement dentist. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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don't people talk to their doctors about these operations? always trust a gun nut website for health info over those pesky docs that cost too much to talk to
Docs don't always tell you everything, sometimes they get distracted or you just flat out forget since you're more concerned that someone just tried to pull out your small intestine through your dick. I got drugged at the dentist a few weeks ago for an extraction and implant. There's 5 hours of my life I just don't remember, but apparently I was conscious and had real conversations with people that made sense. When I got home, all I had was this piece of paper with instructions that looked like it had been photocopied 50 million times! Then my sutures started to come out. I cut what I could and went back to the dentist as soon as I could get in. Regular dentist was out with knee surgery, so the replacement dentist looked at it and said I was good. 2 days later, it's Saturday and I'm on a family road trip, more sutures are popping out. The freaking guy didn't even look if there was any more thread in there. I had to stop at a store, buy some scissors, tweezers and mouthwash and take it out by myself on the side of the road. Could have used some medical advice that day. Fucker. Do not trust the replacement dentist. Yep, my doctor forgot to mention that it would be normal if, say, my first handful of ejaculations were streaked with blood. Kinda freaked me out when my equipment went all death metal on me. |
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Posted: 10/9/2015 12:41:37 PM EDT
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The theory, that I'd love to put to practice, is that you can fuck all you want without any risk of having any more children. Seems to me that'd improve a marriage. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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For folks who say it positively effected their marriage? How? Sexually? You somehow have more sex after than before? That doesn't make sense. The theory, that I'd love to put to practice, is that you can fuck all you want without any risk of having any more children. Seems to me that'd improve a marriage. Don't your women already take precautions? |
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Posted: 10/9/2015 12:45:17 PM EDT
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Had mine done about 10 years ago now.
Had it done on a Friday, chilled on the couch and watched football with ice on my balls that weekend. Went back to work Monday with no issues. Followed the Dr's orders about lifting stuff for a couple weeks. All I paid was my insurance co-pay. Best $15 bucks ever spent. |
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Posted: 10/9/2015 12:45:28 PM EDT
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For folks who say it positively effected their marriage? How? Sexually? You somehow have more sex after than before? That doesn't make sense. My wife is in a profession where she couldn't get pregnant. (When we first got pregnant, it ruined her prospects and had to wait almost 7yrs for the opportunity to come back, but we still wouldn't trade it.) Birth control sucks and affects the body in lots of negative ways. Condoms suck. So, being able to do it without any "side effects" is a major boon to our sex life, and thus, marriage. The only time we are worried nowadays is when she gets her flu shot, because I've heard some folks can get pregnant from that.
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Posted: 10/9/2015 12:45:54 PM EDT
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- No matter how good you think you feel, take it easy for several days.
- It usually takes about 15 times get all the leftover swimmers out. - Make SURE you get tested for swimmers! Sometimes these things do fail. |
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Posted: 10/9/2015 12:45:59 PM EDT
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For folks who say it positively effected their marriage? How? Sexually? You somehow have more sex after than before? That doesn't make sense. The theory, that I'd love to put to practice, is that you can fuck all you want without any risk of having any more children. Seems to me that'd improve a marriage. Don't your women already take precautions? Condoms are shitty. The hormonal pills/shots/patches killed what was left of a recognizable libido. Her body didn't like the IUD. The choice boiled down to 30 minutes of an out patient procedure for me, or her burning up sick days for an inpatient tubal. |
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Posted: 10/9/2015 12:47:10 PM EDT
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The theory, that I'd love to put to practice, is that you can fuck all you want without any risk of having any more children. Seems to me that'd improve a marriage. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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For folks who say it positively effected their marriage? How? Sexually? You somehow have more sex after than before? That doesn't make sense. The theory, that I'd love to put to practice, is that you can fuck all you want without any risk of having any more children. Seems to me that'd improve a marriage. Basically, this. |
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Posted: 10/9/2015 12:49:19 PM EDT
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Your doc didn't give you a big list of FAQs that tells you to avoid intercourse for a week after the procedure? I made it 5 days
I just got the phone call about 10 minutes ago that told me mine worked AOK. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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The lidocaine wore off pretty quick, and before I knew it I was like "Ow! My balls!" This morning I'm feeling better, but am wondering how long I should wait until I (or the wife) can scratch my nuts effectively? Your doc didn't give you a big list of FAQs that tells you to avoid intercourse for a week after the procedure? I made it 5 days
I just got the phone call about 10 minutes ago that told me mine worked AOK. Yeah, he said wait a week. But he didn't say when it was ok to scratch the boys, and honestly, that wasn't on my mind at the time.
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Posted: 10/9/2015 12:50:30 PM EDT
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Don't your women already take precautions? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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For folks who say it positively effected their marriage? How? Sexually? You somehow have more sex after than before? That doesn't make sense. The theory, that I'd love to put to practice, is that you can fuck all you want without any risk of having any more children. Seems to me that'd improve a marriage. Don't your women already take precautions? BC can really f-up a woman's body. I wouldn't suggest it to many people. |
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