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Clarinath Member Joined Oct 2010 Posts 9552 EE 100% (3) WI, USA	Posted: 10/8/2015 12:45:42 PM EDT [#1] Jeff's Story
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Medicfrost Member Joined Dec 2007 Posts 23235 EE 100% (159) FL, USA	Posted: 10/8/2015 12:56:22 PM EDT [Last Edit: Medicfrost] [#2] Cross dressing pirate. http://www.ar15.com/forums/t_1_5/1682235_So_who_else_went_out_in_drag_Halloween_.html

TescoVee

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Posted: 10/8/2015 1:01:56 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By HK45USER:

Jimmie or whatever his name was.

That was masterful trolling.

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Jimmeh. I wish they hadn't nuked the thread he derailed by posting that he and his tranny g/f (was actually a man), caught some ire of the TSA in ATL due to the fact of having a female officer pat down his "g/f," when she found his twig and berries. They said nothing to warn the TSA that his g/f was actually a man.

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teeli 24/365 Joined Nov 2013 Posts 25877 EE 100% (16) TX, USA	Posted: 10/8/2015 1:08:49 PM EDT [#4]

SixSquared Member Joined Mar 2011 Posts 4911 EE 100% (8) MT, USA	Posted: 10/8/2015 1:11:20 PM EDT [#5] The ARFcom gumshoeing in the Boston Bombing thread was legendary.
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Xepho Member Joined Jun 2013 Posts 508 EE 100% (1) WI, USA	Posted: 10/8/2015 1:15:56 PM EDT [Last Edit: Xepho] [#6] I wish the thread about a girl being "raped" by her brother who was dressed like a mermaid was still around, that was a fun few days. ETA: DrewQ22 tinder brotherfucker thread. Photos still exist on that photobucket. good times.
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TescoVee GD's Science Correspondent Joined Jan 2011 Posts 7996 EE 100% (4) WI, USA	Posted: 10/8/2015 1:21:09 PM EDT [#7] What about the one where the guy was going to go visit a buddy and the buddy told him to bang him to bang his asian girlfriend.
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R-32 Joined May 2002 Posts 28878 EE 100% (11) WA, USA	Posted: 10/8/2015 1:30:25 PM EDT [#8] Quote History Originally Posted By Munzy: Piccolo's "Seeing Eye Cat" should be here too View Quote Without any doubt! I still am waiting for the Army to give him his birthday back.

AKMfreak Member Joined Mar 2011 Posts 5901 EE 0% (0) OH, USA	Posted: 10/8/2015 1:31:11 PM EDT [Last Edit: AKMfreak] [#9] http://www.ar15.com/forums/t_1_5/883344_wasn_t_sure_waht_forum_so_i_guess_this_one_works______pics_of_a_chunk_of_my_arsenal.html Mascara Marauder

NwG

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Posted: 10/8/2015 1:32:15 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By TescoVee:
What about the one where the guy was going to go visit a buddy and the buddy told him to bang him to bang his asian girlfriend.

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Turned out to be a troll tread....

I remember it well though.... Mrs.InkyNwG and I were laughing at it while banging a couple renFair beermaids the first time we came to Austin..

Seriously... unTex the Mex..

TheTallest Dwarf Joined Dec 2014 Posts 4245 EE 100% (4) NJ, USA	Posted: 10/8/2015 1:32:40 PM EDT [#11] TAG for later.

NwG The Inky Darkside Joined Nov 2005 Posts 14620 EE 0% (0) TX, USA	Posted: 10/8/2015 1:33:43 PM EDT [#12] Quote History Originally Posted By alva8193: we need the fruit platter thread link for sure View Quote OG fruitPlate thread got nuked.... It's a shame...
	Seriously... unTex the Mex..

badm4 Who is Barry Soetoro ? Joined Jan 2009 Posts 2001 EE 100% (30) OH, USA	Posted: 10/8/2015 1:36:27 PM EDT [#13] Tagged
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TescoVee GD's Science Correspondent Joined Jan 2011 Posts 8000 EE 100% (4) WI, USA	Posted: 10/8/2015 1:40:07 PM EDT [#14] If the pics were still in it the one where the guy posted the picture of rifle clamped to the wall with some sort of lock around the handguard.
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Black-Tiger White Hispanic (Crazy too...) Joined Jan 2006 Posts 31407 EE 100% (17) AZ, USA	Posted: 10/8/2015 1:40:57 PM EDT [Last Edit: Black-Tiger] [#15] Wait! where's the "I was in the shower enjoying a chocolate chip cookie when..." thread? That HAS to be the most epic thread on ARFCOM. http://www.ar15.com/forums/t_1_5/475837_So_I_was_taking_a_shower_while_enjoying_a_chocolate_chip_cookie_when___.html Google "Shower Cookie" and you will see what I mean.
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Medicfrost Member Joined Dec 2007 Posts 23236 EE 100% (159) FL, USA	Posted: 10/8/2015 2:05:40 PM EDT [#16] The Tinder thread. http://www.ar15.com/forums/t_1_5/1660539_Using_Arf_thread_titles_as_tinder_pickup_lines.html

TexRdnec Smartass Cracker Joined Dec 2002 Posts 24568 EE 100% (96) TX, USA	Posted: 10/8/2015 2:12:47 PM EDT [#17] here's arfcom talking about epic threads in 2004 http://www.ar15.com/forums/t_1_5/300859__ARCHIVED_THREAD____ARFCOM_s_ALL_TIME_CLASSIC_THREADS___.html&page=1
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samill2 I have no idea what I'm doing. Joined Jun 2013 Posts 492 EE 0% (0) USA	Posted: 10/8/2015 2:14:40 PM EDT [#18] Quote History Originally Posted By BladedRonin: Ohhhh FIRST! You need to add the tranny pirate and using ARF titles as Tindr pickup lines And Good Job Zhukov!!! View Quote

creeper45 Member Joined Mar 2007 Posts 9616 EE 100% (3) NJ, USA	Posted: 10/8/2015 2:15:47 PM EDT [#19] OST
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1387Delta Member Joined Nov 2008 Posts 17210 EE 100% (26) USA	Posted: 10/8/2015 2:16:58 PM EDT [#20] OST

1387Delta Member Joined Nov 2008 Posts 17211 EE 100% (26) USA	Posted: 10/8/2015 2:21:54 PM EDT [Last Edit: 1387Delta] [#21] Dragongoddess who turned out to be a tranny. Fieroloki (Or something like that) melted down. Gseriesfal - The apartment inspection http://www.ar15.com/archive/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=993856

RandyBroshankle Glock- LE M16/AR15 Armorer Joined Jun 2011 Posts 2314 EE 100% (27) KY, USA	Posted: 10/8/2015 2:25:06 PM EDT [#22] In for later...
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221B Member Joined Feb 2013 Posts 1752 EE 100% (1) IL, USA	Posted: 10/8/2015 2:38:55 PM EDT [Last Edit: 221B] [#23] ChuckTruthMaster OC in walmart with my wife

Chokey King of Gifs Joined Oct 2001 Posts 42427 EE 0% (0) OH, USA	Posted: 10/8/2015 2:42:01 PM EDT [#24] tag

Chokey King of Gifs Joined Oct 2001 Posts 42428 EE 0% (0) OH, USA	Posted: 10/8/2015 2:45:46 PM EDT [#25] http://www.ar15.com/forums/t_1_5/1486192_The_Art_of_Pitching_a_Tent__As_Demonstrated_by_Arfcommers_.html and here's the follow-up to the OMG it spins thread http://www.ar15.com/forums/t_1_5/714904_.html

avslash Member Joined Nov 2005 Posts 2610 EE 100% (20) TX, USA	Posted: 10/8/2015 2:55:56 PM EDT [Last Edit: avslash] [#26] The original Herby Curby thread was awesome. ETA: Dremel fluting. You can't forget dremel fluting.

mattf Member Joined Aug 2009 Posts 574 EE 0% (0) USA	Posted: 10/8/2015 3:12:10 PM EDT [#27] Is the pressure washer thread still around? I've never seen the original.

50-140 Member Joined Jul 2006 Posts 12339 EE 100% (16) ID, USA	Posted: 10/8/2015 3:14:59 PM EDT [#28] Quote History Originally Posted By avslash: The original Herby Curby thread was awesome. ETA: Dremel fluting. You can't forget dremel fluting. View Quote I was just thinking about the dremel. http://www.ar15.com/forums/t_1_5/673040_.html&page=1
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Mikhail_86 Angry Jew & bane of BeowulfX Joined Feb 2006 Posts 25837 EE 100% (5) GA, USA	Posted: 10/8/2015 3:19:35 PM EDT [#29] Quote History Originally Posted By dillehayd: Great thread idea. How did BeowolfX not make the cut? Not going to include Pit threads? ETA Oh shit. No Ryan's Steakhouse? Fuck this shit. Ban OP. View Quote Can't link to a nuked thread BeowulfX lives on in memory only
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KodiakZach Joined Apr 2012 Posts 1508 EE 0% (0) FL, USA	Posted: 10/8/2015 3:22:26 PM EDT [#30] SO WAIT... You mean to tell me that Shaunofthedead never returned to update his "Fo'ing to an Orgy" thread!?!?! And I had to look through 53 pages to find this out

avslash

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Posted: 10/8/2015 3:25:57 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By KodiakZach:

SO WAIT...

You mean to tell me that Shaunofthedead never returned to update his "Fo'ing to an Orgy" thread!?!?!

And I had to look through 53 pages to find this out

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Well, you've only been here since 2012, so I'm going to overlook that question....

That is the Ne Plus Ultra of all epic threads. It completely altered our online vernacular and changed our outlook on the act of "the orgy" forever. And yes, poor shaun lives on in memory only. He was never heard from again.

I often like to think of him on the other side, enjoying a cookie, and sending a few rounds happily downrange on his beowulfx equipped rifle.

KodiakZach Joined Apr 2012 Posts 1509 EE 0% (0) FL, USA	Posted: 10/8/2015 3:27:59 PM EDT [#32] Is that the punchline? Did he ever turn up on other threads?

Spade Carried a PPK in DC Joined Mar 2002 Posts 38875 EE 100% (6) VAT	Posted: 10/8/2015 3:48:53 PM EDT [#33] Range Report?
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Medicfrost Member Joined Dec 2007 Posts 23243 EE 100% (159) FL, USA	Posted: 10/8/2015 3:56:04 PM EDT [#34] Quote History Originally Posted By KodiakZach: Is that the punchline? Did he ever turn up on other threads? View Quote No. He's gone.

dan45678 plostra natibus questus mercedem Joined May 2011 Posts 8767 EE 0% (0) USA	Posted: 10/8/2015 4:11:55 PM EDT [#35] The thread that spawned "the different war."

kpel308 Legbreaker Extraordinaire Joined Jan 2001 Posts 22760 EE 0% (0) SAU	Posted: 10/8/2015 4:35:19 PM EDT [#36] I believe the most important thread, even though it most assuredly is not funny, was the 9/11/2001 thread. We all came together when needed. There was a thread of mine when I was in Cambodia I wish I could forget.
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BayEagle ó Dhia gach aon cabhair Joined Jun 2003 Posts 19348 EE 100% (7) VAT	Posted: 10/8/2015 4:43:22 PM EDT [#37] Quote History Originally Posted By TexRdnec: here's arfcom talking about epic threads in 2004 http://www.ar15.com/forums/t_1_5/300859__ARCHIVED_THREAD____ARFCOM_s_ALL_TIME_CLASSIC_THREADS___.html&page=1 View Quote Wing Hunt got mentioned in there. That was awesome, but I just can't believe that was pre-2004. Gawd we're getting old.
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MEDIKEIGHTED Mayor of Titty City Joined Sep 2006 Posts 53468 EE 100% (30) IN, USA	Posted: 10/8/2015 4:46:31 PM EDT [#38] the range report, niceguymr's finest contribution to arfcom
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MEDIKEIGHTED Mayor of Titty City Joined Sep 2006 Posts 53469 EE 100% (30) IN, USA	Posted: 10/8/2015 4:52:02 PM EDT [#39] Quote History Originally Posted By Medicfrost: I had: My tortoise died last night. https://youtu.be/DMuJ4p_uPO0 I found my wife's cousin in a porn. View Quote destroyer, motherfucker, and button
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DirectionalDriller Joined Mar 2011 Posts 1272 EE 100% (1) AB, CAN	Posted: 10/8/2015 4:55:18 PM EDT [#40] Ryan's Steakhouse was epic. I have never laughed that hard ever.

MEDIKEIGHTED Mayor of Titty City Joined Sep 2006 Posts 53470 EE 100% (30) IN, USA	Posted: 10/8/2015 4:58:50 PM EDT [#41] the man who met lootie
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MEDIKEIGHTED Mayor of Titty City Joined Sep 2006 Posts 53471 EE 100% (30) IN, USA	Posted: 10/8/2015 5:10:59 PM EDT [#42] Quote History Originally Posted By KodiakZach: SO WAIT... You mean to tell me that Shaunofthedead never returned to update his "Fo'ing to an Orgy" thread!?!?! And I had to look through 53 pages to find this out View Quote he was one of justin wb's troll accounts, or so i have been told
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Posted: 10/8/2015 5:30:09 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By MEDIKEIGHTED:

he was one of justin wb's troll accounts, or so i have been told

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Originally Posted By MEDIKEIGHTED:

Originally Posted By KodiakZach:
SO WAIT...

You mean to tell me that Shaunofthedead never returned to update his "Fo'ing to an Orgy" thread!?!?!

And I had to look through 53 pages to find this out

he was one of justin wb's troll accounts, or so i have been told

I can't find it, but what about the one about the old geezer who had the superpowerful handgun made and it blew him over backwards. FUNNY!

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UnluckyD NH dwelling 2nd amendment supporter Joined Aug 2013 Posts 883 EE 0% (0) NH, USA	Posted: 10/8/2015 5:40:13 PM EDT [Last Edit: UnluckyD] [#44] Now I want to see the pit thread on "OP doesn't want pregnant hooters waitresses" ETA: Beowulf_X thread was pretty epic. Not old, but epic. Mikhail laid the BEAT down in that, not that there weren't 50 others who could have and wanted to....
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NwG The Inky Darkside Joined Nov 2005 Posts 14626 EE 0% (0) TX, USA	Posted: 10/8/2015 5:41:13 PM EDT [#45] Haunting my mother-in-law's house was, at least for me, highly entertaining...
	Seriously... unTex the Mex..

Mikhail_86 Angry Jew & bane of BeowulfX Joined Feb 2006 Posts 25838 EE 100% (5) GA, USA	Posted: 10/8/2015 5:47:15 PM EDT [#46] Quote History Originally Posted By UnluckyD: Now I want to see the pit thread on "OP doesn't want pregnant hooters waitresses" ETA: Beowulf_X thread was pretty epic. Not old, but epic. Mikhail laid the BEAT down in that, not that there weren't 50 others who could have and wanted to.... View Quote
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dpmmn NRA Life Member Joined May 2003 Posts 104067 EE 100% (177) MN, USA	Posted: 10/8/2015 6:02:54 PM EDT [#47] Quote History Originally Posted By H46Driver: I blew up my Bushmaster by bumpfiring UNDERWATER with pics! UPDATED Pics View Quote I still have the pics from this
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thomasplaster223 Member Joined Mar 2002 Posts 856 EE 100% (43) TX, USA	Posted: 10/8/2015 6:06:39 PM EDT [#48] All PIV is rape
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DieselEngineer Chief Engineer Joined Nov 2008 Posts 6454 EE 100% (4) NH, USA	Posted: 10/8/2015 6:10:34 PM EDT [#49] The guy that chopped his Spike's lower in half. Can't bring fire on a plane.
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dpmmn NRA Life Member Joined May 2003 Posts 104068 EE 100% (177) MN, USA	Posted: 10/8/2015 6:25:16 PM EDT [#50] Quote History Originally Posted By dpmmn: I still have the pics from this View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quote History Originally Posted By dpmmn: Originally Posted By H46Driver: I blew up my Bushmaster by bumpfiring UNDERWATER with pics! UPDATED Pics I still have the pics from this
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