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Reminds me of this kid Brad we went to school with. He came out as a gay in the 9th grade and this was back in the 80s when that shit wasn't nearly as accepted. Anyway, after football practice one day a bunch of us grabbed him fucked the shit out of him to try and straighten him out. I know, I know, but we were just kids, we didn't know any better. It kinda worked. He saw just how painful and unnatural anal sex between men could be and for a long time he lived a normal healthy hetero life. But a few years back they busted him for diddling a couple little boys and gave him 15 years in prison. Just goes to show that you can't save them all, but that doesn't mean you don't try. |
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Of course the guy is going to make a big deal out of this and go to the police. Were you stabbed? No. Were you shot? No! I had sex! ....ooooook. That's horrible. Animals rape each other all of the time. People rape each other all the time. This making a big deal out of it is some new age bullshit that's just came around last hundred years or so. Shows how far this country has fallen.
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Quoted: THIS. Reminds me of this kid Brad we went to school with. He came out as a gay in the 9th grade and this was back in the 80s when that shit wasn't nearly as accepted. Anyway, after football practice one day a bunch of us grabbed him fucked the shit out of him to try and straighten him out. I know, I know, but we were just kids, we didn't know any better. It kinda worked. He saw just how painful and unnatural anal sex between men could be and for a long time he lived a normal healthy hetero life. But a few years back they busted him for diddling a couple little boys and gave him 15 years in prison. Just goes to show that you can't save them all, but that doesn't mean you don't try. View Quote |
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I don't know about you but my wife is the one who looks at the credit card bill and mails the check. I don't need her to see all the ashleymadison.com stuff on there, even if it shows up as something discreet I don't like to explain it. I'd say there are plenty of others like me out there. You can get those prepaid AMEXs at Walmart and gas stations for like 5 bucks.
I've had sex with 6 women and 2 men since signing up and now the only thing that I have to worry about it bringing something home to the wife (I don't believe in condoms). And in the grand scheme of things that's not much worrying. http://www.ar15.com/forums/t_1_5/1770016_Cheating_Website_Ashley_Madison_Hacked.html |
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Quoted: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD. DO DIESEL. View Quote If you're a teacher and you're going to nail a student why wait until they're 18? Most girls are completely worn out and ragged by that age. You need to study the AoC laws and get in there to the minute. Next time you and the wife are sexing lube up your hand really, really well and just shove it fingers first up her ass, to the wrist, then make a fist inside her. She will either A)enjoy it or B)she'll leave you alone about the stupid kinky shit because she's knows you're not one to fuck around, you'll go all the way. It's messed up sure but if you think back to the stuff you did as a teen I'm sure there's lots of activities adults frowned upon. I remember playing truth or dare, nude smear the queer, and the rape game growing up. I'm sure others did as well. We never used firearms to enforce the rules, usually the shaming of being a coward and not following through was enough. But times change, kids are wilder these days.
If it wasn't a dare or game then they need to be sent to juvie for a few months though. Not cool to do that to someone you don't know. |
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I am dying over here. I think the Diesel readings will kill me, I was rolling over the "nude smear the queer" post in print.
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I should quit this, I clearly do not have a future in voice acting or radio.
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THIS. Reminds me of this kid Brad we went to school with. He came out as a gay in the 9th grade and this was back in the 80s when that shit wasn't nearly as accepted. Anyway, after football practice one day a bunch of us grabbed him fucked the shit out of him to try and straighten him out. I know, I know, but we were just kids, we didn't know any better. It kinda worked. He saw just how painful and unnatural anal sex between men could be and for a long time he lived a normal healthy hetero life. But a few years back they busted him for diddling a couple little boys and gave him 15 years in prison. Just goes to show that you can't save them all, but that doesn't mean you don't try. View Quote http://vocaroo.com/i/s1BJL3fRxE5j |
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THIS. Reminds me of this kid Brad we went to school with. He came out as a gay in the 9th grade and this was back in the 80s when that shit wasn't nearly as accepted. Anyway, after football practice one day a bunch of us grabbed him fucked the shit out of him to try and straighten him out. I know, I know, but we were just kids, we didn't know any better. It kinda worked. He saw just how painful and unnatural anal sex between men could be and for a long time he lived a normal healthy hetero life. But a few years back they busted him for diddling a couple little boys and gave him 15 years in prison. Just goes to show that you can't save them all, but that doesn't mean you don't try. http://vocaroo.com/i/s1BJL3fRxE5j LOL. Good "you got a purdy mouth" voice. |
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THIS. Reminds me of this kid Brad we went to school with. He came out as a gay in the 9th grade and this was back in the 80s when that shit wasn't nearly as accepted. Anyway, after football practice one day a bunch of us grabbed him fucked the shit out of him to try and straighten him out. I know, I know, but we were just kids, we didn't know any better. It kinda worked. He saw just how painful and unnatural anal sex between men could be and for a long time he lived a normal healthy hetero life. But a few years back they busted him for diddling a couple little boys and gave him 15 years in prison. Just goes to show that you can't save them all, but that doesn't mean you don't try. http://vocaroo.com/i/s1BJL3fRxE5j |
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THIS. Reminds me of this kid Brad we went to school with. He came out as a gay in the 9th grade and this was back in the 80s when that shit wasn't nearly as accepted. Anyway, after football practice one day a bunch of us grabbed him fucked the shit out of him to try and straighten him out. I know, I know, but we were just kids, we didn't know any better. It kinda worked. He saw just how painful and unnatural anal sex between men could be and for a long time he lived a normal healthy hetero life. But a few years back they busted him for diddling a couple little boys and gave him 15 years in prison. Just goes to show that you can't save them all, but that doesn't mean you don't try. http://vocaroo.com/i/s1BJL3fRxE5j Holy shit, did a member really post that? |
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Quoted: Quoted: THIS. Reminds me of this kid Brad we went to school with. He came out as a gay in the 9th grade and this was back in the 80s when that shit wasn't nearly as accepted. Anyway, after football practice one day a bunch of us grabbed him fucked the shit out of him to try and straighten him out. I know, I know, but we were just kids, we didn't know any better. It kinda worked. He saw just how painful and unnatural anal sex between men could be and for a long time he lived a normal healthy hetero life. But a few years back they busted him for diddling a couple little boys and gave him 15 years in prison. Just goes to show that you can't save them all, but that doesn't mean you don't try. http://vocaroo.com/i/s1BJL3fRxE5j Holy mother of God. |
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Finally got around to doing this one, was busy reloading before. http://vocaroo.com/i/s1aNc6gmKyy3 View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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trolling? 90% of you here are trolls and delibrately trying to sway me off course here. So of course i took the bait, i still like the girl just the excitement wore off. THANKS TO YA'LL HERE https://www.ar15.com/images/smilies/icon_smile_angry.gif So here you are, judging me since "I play WoW and cod all day", standard nerd stereotype while yourselves spend 2-4 hours a day on the forums looking at trannies and such. Nice. Best of all, while i cant tell you what to do with your time, arent ya'll grown men?? Dont you have better things to do then to troll honest users? I am thankful for the great advice(s) by few members of this board, yes. ill follow the advice of the normal posters and tell her in ruski what we should get together in the library...i got a few "courses" i can teach her on the other note, this thead is now simply for my self gratification and a reminder of how I powerful i will be once the degree is in my hands and im done with the college it will be hillarious to boss around Americanos. Its funny how at 21 i am equal to probably half of you here on education level...have a dual citizenship, a car, being paid to go to a state university ,speak 2 1/2 lanuages fluently, have 10k $ in my bank account Ya'll wish you were on my level...wish...wish. But you never will be Finally got around to doing this one, was busy reloading before. http://vocaroo.com/i/s1aNc6gmKyy3 Simply amazing. I almost woke the kiddo up laughing with the rubles addition . |
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First attempt at some Diesel action. The context of the quote: girl takes a selfie with a dude getting forcibly throat fucked at gunpoint in the background.
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THIS. Reminds me of this kid Brad we went to school with. He came out as a gay in the 9th grade and this was back in the 80s when that shit wasn't nearly as accepted. Anyway, after football practice one day a bunch of us grabbed him fucked the shit out of him to try and straighten him out. I know, I know, but we were just kids, we didn't know any better. It kinda worked. He saw just how painful and unnatural anal sex between men could be and for a long time he lived a normal healthy hetero life. But a few years back they busted him for diddling a couple little boys and gave him 15 years in prison. Just goes to show that you can't save them all, but that doesn't mean you don't try. <a href="http://s751.photobucket.com/user/Zinocrusher/media/wat-rainbow-dash.jpg.html" target="_blank">http://i751.photobucket.com/albums/xx152/Zinocrusher/wat-rainbow-dash.jpg</a> You just read the words of a Jedi Master. |
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THIS. Reminds me of this kid Brad we went to school with. He came out as a gay in the 9th grade and this was back in the 80s when that shit wasn't nearly as accepted. Anyway, after football practice one day a bunch of us grabbed him fucked the shit out of him to try and straighten him out. I know, I know, but we were just kids, we didn't know any better. It kinda worked. He saw just how painful and unnatural anal sex between men could be and for a long time he lived a normal healthy hetero life. But a few years back they busted him for diddling a couple little boys and gave him 15 years in prison. Just goes to show that you can't save them all, but that doesn't mean you don't try. http://vocaroo.com/i/s1BJL3fRxE5j I literally had this guy pictured when you were reading that, except he was sitting at a camp fire. |
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Quoted: I literally had this guy pictured when you were reading that, except he was sitting at a camp fire. http://alangordonarts.com/Rape-ScaryBlackDu1108de.jpg View Quote I was thinking of the XBOX Live Gay Thug Trolling. |
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Of course the guy is going to make a big deal out of this and go to the police. Were you stabbed? No. Were you shot? No! I had sex! ....ooooook. That's horrible. Animals rape each other all of the time. People rape each other all the time. This making a big deal out of it is some new age bullshit that's just came around last hundred years or so. Shows how far this country has fallen. http://www.ar15.com/forums/t_1_5/1774448__ARCHIVED_THREAD____DC_man_forced_into_van_and_sexually_assaulted_by_a_group_of_men.html&page=2 View Quote http://vocaroo.com/i/s0vhZCqZlq14 |
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THIS. Reminds me of this kid Brad we went to school with. He came out as a gay in the 9th grade and this was back in the 80s when that shit wasn't nearly as accepted. Anyway, after football practice one day a bunch of us grabbed him fucked the shit out of him to try and straighten him out. I know, I know, but we were just kids, we didn't know any better. It kinda worked. He saw just how painful and unnatural anal sex between men could be and for a long time he lived a normal healthy hetero life. But a few years back they busted him for diddling a couple little boys and gave him 15 years in prison. Just goes to show that you can't save them all, but that doesn't mean you don't try. http://vocaroo.com/i/s1BJL3fRxE5j |
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Diesel is a master-troll-smith and CorruptBureaucrat is his voice prophet
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View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: ROFL! Do this one: http://www.ar15.com/forums/t_1_5/1794270_You_guys_think_i_could_be_a_good_politician.html http://vocaroo.com/i/s0tn8v6PsvN9 Done, with slight commentary. "All I've got is Kalashnikov and my mom" |
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Damnit, now I'm going to be up all night looking at this thread
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For some reason I always imagined Ronmann to sound like Carl Childers. http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BgZJ0Dq4pN View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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This is pretty damn funny. Think you guys could maybe do some of Ronmann's stuff? This is the only one I could find, but they've all cracked me up, like the shitting in the toilet tank one, and the ones where he fights with his girlfriend. http://www.ar15.com/forums/t_1_5/511830_pantsed_by_gangsta_thugs.html For some reason I always imagined Ronmann to sound like Carl Childers. http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BgZJ0Dq4pN |
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I literally had this guy pictured when you were reading that, except he was sitting at a camp fire. http://alangordonarts.com/Rape-ScaryBlackDu1108de.jpg View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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THIS. Reminds me of this kid Brad we went to school with. He came out as a gay in the 9th grade and this was back in the 80s when that shit wasn't nearly as accepted. Anyway, after football practice one day a bunch of us grabbed him fucked the shit out of him to try and straighten him out. I know, I know, but we were just kids, we didn't know any better. It kinda worked. He saw just how painful and unnatural anal sex between men could be and for a long time he lived a normal healthy hetero life. But a few years back they busted him for diddling a couple little boys and gave him 15 years in prison. Just goes to show that you can't save them all, but that doesn't mean you don't try. http://vocaroo.com/i/s1BJL3fRxE5j I literally had this guy pictured when you were reading that, except he was sitting at a camp fire. http://alangordonarts.com/Rape-ScaryBlackDu1108de.jpg lol |
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Do this one
http://www.ar15.com/archive/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=1610211 Im pretty sure I posted about this before; I have a close roommate who goes to the same college as me ,etc But there is one darn problem-he has herpes. All. Over. His .Lips. Like every darn 2 months and it looks disgusting. Which sucks because its embarrassing to go somewhere even by myself, and most people know I hang out with the idiot so...you get the picture Question is...how does one get them if he is a virgin Problem is ,its also one of my close friends so....damn, hard to turn him down but at the same time its darn embarrassing to even associate with the person like damn the dude is almost like a brother to me but still |
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Do this one http://www.ar15.com/archive/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=1610211 Im pretty sure I posted about this before; I have a close roommate who goes to the same college as me ,etc
But there is one darn problem-he has herpes. All. Over. His .Lips. Like every darn 2 months and it looks disgusting. Which sucks because its embarrassing to go somewhere even by myself, and most people know I hang out with the idiot so...you get the picture Question is...how does one get them if he is a virgin Problem is ,its also one of my close friends so....damn, hard to turn him down but at the same time its darn embarrassing to even associate with the person like damn the dude is almost like a brother to me but still View Quote http://vocaroo.com/i/s17cDUs6b7zI Also included XBOX Herpes post later on in thread. |
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Quoted: Quoted: Do this one http://www.ar15.com/archive/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=1610211 Im pretty sure I posted about this before; I have a close roommate who goes to the same college as me ,etc But there is one darn problem-he has herpes. All. Over. His .Lips. Like every darn 2 months and it looks disgusting. Which sucks because its embarrassing to go somewhere even by myself, and most people know I hang out with the idiot so...you get the picture Question is...how does one get them if he is a virgin Problem is ,its also one of my close friends so....damn, hard to turn him down but at the same time its darn embarrassing to even associate with the person like damn the dude is almost like a brother to me but still http://vocaroo.com/i/s17cDUs6b7zI Also included XBOX Herpes post later on in thread. |
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Quoted: Quoted: Do this one http://www.ar15.com/archive/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=1610211 Im pretty sure I posted about this before; I have a close roommate who goes to the same college as me ,etc But there is one darn problem-he has herpes. All. Over. His .Lips. Like every darn 2 months and it looks disgusting. Which sucks because its embarrassing to go somewhere even by myself, and most people know I hang out with the idiot so...you get the picture Question is...how does one get them if he is a virgin Problem is ,its also one of my close friends so....damn, hard to turn him down but at the same time its darn embarrassing to even associate with the person like damn the dude is almost like a brother to me but still http://vocaroo.com/i/s17cDUs6b7zI Also included XBOX Herpes post later on in thread. |
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Where is WoWPro anyways? Figured he would have popped in
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+1 on some Snow leopard. Needs background sounds of 1000 cats playing behind it I have the perfect background music. I just need the thread link. Found it! Quoting myself instead of editing post as it's more pretentious. http://www.ar15.com/forums/t_1_5/1529843__ARCHIVED_THREAD____The_Snowleopard_approach_to_being_inconvenienced.html&page=1 First, some info: Is this Snowleopard noted for unusual mental workings? The thread seems to suggest such. Also, is it known whether this personage is male or female? |
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We should have all the funny stories and posts done like this for listening to on the way to work. I want to do some but I don't know how do a funny voice Any cheap software out there? View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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This is ARFCOM 101 material. We should have all the funny stories and posts done like this for listening to on the way to work. I want to do some but I don't know how do a funny voice Any cheap software out there? ARFCOM audiobooks? Those would be highly entertaining. You do a funny voice by imitating someone until you get it down - Sylvester Stallone, Sean Connery, whoever. A microphone to record it, and a program to play it back (Audible is a nice free one) will help you - as what you hear when you do it versus how the microphone hears it is quite different. The voice I really want to be able to do someday is Sterling Archer's... though I think doing Krieger would be more feasible. |
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Found it! Quoting myself instead of editing post as it's more pretentious. http://www.ar15.com/forums/t_1_5/1529843__ARCHIVED_THREAD____The_Snowleopard_approach_to_being_inconvenienced.html&page=1 First, some info: Is this Snowleopard noted for unusual mental workings? The thread seems to suggest such. Also, is it known whether this personage is male or female? View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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+1 on some Snow leopard. Needs background sounds of 1000 cats playing behind it I have the perfect background music. I just need the thread link. Found it! Quoting myself instead of editing post as it's more pretentious. http://www.ar15.com/forums/t_1_5/1529843__ARCHIVED_THREAD____The_Snowleopard_approach_to_being_inconvenienced.html&page=1 First, some info: Is this Snowleopard noted for unusual mental workings? The thread seems to suggest such. Also, is it known whether this personage is male or female? I think female, but really, who knows. You could quote from the TacticalMOLONLabe burnout thread. |
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Quoted: Found it! Quoting myself instead of editing post as it's more pretentious. http://www.ar15.com/forums/t_1_5/1529843__ARCHIVED_THREAD____The_Snowleopard_approach_to_being_inconvenienced.html&page=1 First, some info: Is this Snowleopard noted for unusual mental workings? The thread seems to suggest such. Also, is it known whether this personage is male or female? View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: +1 on some Snow leopard. Needs background sounds of 1000 cats playing behind it I have the perfect background music. I just need the thread link. Found it! Quoting myself instead of editing post as it's more pretentious. http://www.ar15.com/forums/t_1_5/1529843__ARCHIVED_THREAD____The_Snowleopard_approach_to_being_inconvenienced.html&page=1 First, some info: Is this Snowleopard noted for unusual mental workings? The thread seems to suggest such. Also, is it known whether this personage is male or female? |
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+1 on some Snow leopard. Needs background sounds of 1000 cats playing behind it I have the perfect background music. I just need the thread link. Found it! Quoting myself instead of editing post as it's more pretentious. http://www.ar15.com/forums/t_1_5/1529843__ARCHIVED_THREAD____The_Snowleopard_approach_to_being_inconvenienced.html&page=1 First, some info: Is this Snowleopard noted for unusual mental workings? The thread seems to suggest such. Also, is it known whether this personage is male or female? I think female, but really, who knows. You could quote from the TacticalMOLONLabe burnout thread. Oh that's the one I was thinking of. Will try to do that as well. |
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