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Posted: 9/3/2015 2:14:20 PM EDT
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not really he went from tatooine (AZ), to Hoth (AK), to Endor (WV) and he could have open carried in any of those places Quote HistoryQuoted:
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GD...where small government advocates promote a tyrannical space empire. 
I'm just a simple moisture farmer.  The Empire was less tyrannical than the United States. Han Solo walked around on Imperial worlds open carrying without giving it the slightest thought, to the point it was part of his style. He flew around on his privately owned ship equipped with two plainly visible quad-barreled automatic AA cannons, defensive countermeasures, sensor jamming equipment, an autonomous anti-personnel machine gun, and probably torpedo launchers... And no one gave him shit for it. He was confident flying this ship all around the Empire without fear of arrest or trouble. A modern US citizen is not as free as Han Solo was under the Empire. not really he went from tatooine (AZ), to Hoth (AK), to Endor (WV) and he could have open carried in any of those places Smugglers don't make money smuggling from areas without government to areas without government. Han made money by smuggling cocaine around the Empire. With that in mind, obviously he's going to make his ship low-profile, not rolling Probable Cause for a search. Apparently in the Empire, two giant fucking AAA cannons doesn't draw any special attention. |
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Posted: 9/3/2015 2:15:53 PM EDT
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I side with Yoda.  Yoda is the Star Wars equivalent of Bin Laden. |
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Posted: 9/3/2015 2:26:11 PM EDT
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The Jedi didn't brainwash Padme into hating Anakin. He flipped out with hatred, jealousy and a double shot of crazy, and his wife saw him for what he was. The Jedi weren't without flaws, and IMO were generally stupid and naïve, but there were NOT the bad guys. -ZA Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Darth Vader dressed better than anyone else. Also he didn't go around the galaxy proselytizing unlike Obi-Wan did. The Jedi didn't brainwash Padme into hating Anakin. He flipped out with hatred, jealousy and a double shot of crazy, and his wife saw him for what he was. The Jedi weren't without flaws, and IMO were generally stupid and naïve, but there were NOT the bad guys. -ZA The first thing the Emperor did was get rid of the Jedi Youth indoctrination camp. Padme hated Anakin because she was a one percenter monarchist who never did a thing to earn her position and Anakin had to work his way up from the bottom. Then the rebels stole Anakin's children and hid them for twenty five years. What kind of evil, sick bastard won't even tell Luke that he has a sister? The kind that makes her a princess and leaves him to shovel shit on some dirt pile in the middle of nowhere. All Luke wanted was join the Empire to be with his friend Biggs and meet his father, but those SOBs Owen, Beru, and Kenobi wouldn't let him. You know how Han shot first? George Lucas wouldn't even show the scene where Anakin went down to Tatooine to meet his long, lost, beloved son. He didn't show it because Uncle Owen shot first. Then they brainwashed Luke into murdering half a million loyal employees of the Empire. |
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Posted: 9/3/2015 2:32:02 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Jango Fett for one. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: GD...where small government advocates promote a tyrannical space empire. I'm just a simple moisture farmer. The Empire was less tyrannical than the United States. Han Solo walked around on Imperial worlds open carrying without giving it the slightest thought, to the point it was part of his style. He flew around on his privately owned ship equipped with two plainly visible quad-barreled automatic AA cannons, defensive countermeasures, sensor jamming equipment, an autonomous anti-personnel machine gun, and probably torpedo launchers... And no one gave him shit for it. He was confident flying this ship all around the Empire without fear of arrest or trouble. A modern US citizen is not as free as Han Solo was under the Empire. You could do it under the Old Republic as well. Got an example of a non-Jedi/non-Government person open carrying on a Republic world? Jango Fett for one. |
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Posted: 9/3/2015 2:35:19 PM EDT
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Mandalorians for the motherfucking win!! http://nerdist.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/Mandalorians.1.jpg Also, tag so I can read this when I get home from work. Oh yes! |
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Posted: 9/3/2015 2:35:36 PM EDT
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Yoda is the Star Wars equivalent of Bin Laden. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I side with Yoda. Yoda is the Star Wars equivalent of Bin Laden. Yep. 
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Posted: 9/3/2015 2:35:54 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: If Obi-wan had just gone back for Anakin's mom none of this would have happened. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Darth Vader dressed better than anyone else. Also he didn't go around the galaxy proselytizing unlike Obi-Wan did. The Jedi didn't brainwash Padme into hating Anakin. He flipped out with hatred, jealousy and a double shot of crazy, and his wife saw him for what he was. The Jedi weren't without flaws, and IMO were generally stupid and naïve, but there were NOT the bad guys. -ZA He was plagued with visions of his wife dying. Oh, what caused that? The Jedi Order and Obi-Wan mind fucking Padme. If Obi-Wan and the Order weren't dicks then Anakin and Padme would've been fine. If Obi-wan had just gone back for Anakin's mom none of this would have happened. |
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Posted: 9/3/2015 2:37:34 PM EDT
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- Smugglers don't make money smuggling from areas without government to areas without government. Han made money by smuggling cocaine around the Empire. With that in mind, obviously he's going to make his ship low-profile, not rolling Probable Cause for a search. Apparentally in the Empire, two giant fucking AAA cannons doesn't draw any special attention. Could've been smuggling between different planets with different laws as well. Han could've been making cash by taking tax-free "spice" from Tattoine to Coruscant. After he started going all Copperhead Road and blasting revenue-men's TIE fighters, he drew some special attention. |
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Posted: 9/3/2015 2:37:47 PM EDT
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It's just a movie. It's for entertainment, not moral lessons.
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Posted: 9/3/2015 2:38:49 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I can show you some areas of the world where there is only passion and no logic. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: It is odd to me that Lucas wants the dark side to be this evil thing, yet, the only thing evil about it is Palpatine. The Jedi Code. There is no emotion, there is peace. There is no ignorance, there is knowledge. There is no passion, there is serenity. There is no chaos, there is harmony. There is no death, there is the Force. The Sith Code Peace is a lie, there is only passion. Through passion, I gain strength. Through strength, I gain power. Through power, I gain victory. Through victory, my chains are broken. The Force shall free me. Yeah, the Sith and Dark Side is sooooo bad. Kill the Jedi and Rebel Scum I can show you some areas of the world where there is only passion and no logic. |
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Posted: 9/3/2015 2:39:29 PM EDT
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It's just a movie. It's for entertainment, not moral lessons. We know. This is just to entertain us.
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Posted: 9/3/2015 2:40:09 PM EDT
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- Obi-Wan didn't give a fuck about slavery or family ties. All he wanted was a powerful force user to brainwash and probably diddle on the side. In all of Star Wars, Obi-Wan is fucking heartless. Just the prequels. And anything having to do with the prequels is inexcusable anyway. Obi-wan in the Trilogy had his reasons. He let himself get killed so Luke & company could escape, as one rather large example of him giving a shit, though. |
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Posted: 9/3/2015 2:43:15 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/3/2015 2:43:19 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: It's just a movie. It's for entertainment, not moral lessons. |
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Posted: 9/3/2015 2:44:52 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Just the prequels. And anything having to do with the prequels is inexcusable anyway. Obi-wan in the Trilogy had his reasons. He let himself get killed so Luke & company could escape, as one rather large example of him giving a shit, though. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: - Obi-Wan didn't give a fuck about slavery or family ties. All he wanted was a powerful force user to brainwash and probably diddle on the side. In all of Star Wars, Obi-Wan is fucking heartless. Just the prequels. And anything having to do with the prequels is inexcusable anyway. Obi-wan in the Trilogy had his reasons. He let himself get killed so Luke & company could escape, as one rather large example of him giving a shit, though. I bet you Obi-Wan diddle Anakin as a kid and wanted to do the same to luck. |
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Posted: 9/3/2015 2:45:05 PM EDT
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Jango was a Hired Mando by the Republic... he's no different than Blackwater in New Orleans after Katrina. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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You could do it under the Old Republic as well. Got an example of a non-Jedi/non-Government person open carrying on a Republic world? Jango Fett for one. No he was hired by a retired Jedi (probably ended up being Sith) and sent a world that did not exist on the Republics maps. Everything he did off world was bounty hunting. |
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Posted: 9/3/2015 2:46:08 PM EDT
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Obi-Wan didn't give a fuck about slavery or family ties. All he wanted was a powerful force user to brainwash and probably diddle on the side. In all of Star Wars, Obi-Wan is fucking heartless. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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He was plagued with visions of his wife dying. Oh, what caused that? The Jedi Order and Obi-Wan mind fucking Padme. If Obi-Wan and the Order weren't dicks then Anakin and Padme would've been fine. If Obi-wan had just gone back for Anakin's mom none of this would have happened. According to wookiepedia: Slavery was made illegal by the Galactic Republic under the Rights of Sentience clause, but continued to exist, particularly in regions not under Republic control, primarily the Outer Rim Territories and the Senex sector. On Tatooine, some slaves were installed with chips in their craniums that killed them if they tried to escape. Anakin Skywalker and Shmi Skywalker had chips installed within their bodies.[1][2] However, after the rise of the Empire, slavery was once again given a degree of legitimacy with the issuance of Imperial Decree A-SL-4557.607.232. Non-Humans and Human critics of the New Order alike were rounded up and enslaved en-masse for work on such projects as the Death Star. Agorffi,[3] Wookiees, Yuzzem, and Talz were exploited for their strength while the Mon Calamari and the Givin were used for their famous ship-building skills. Also the Quarren, Chromans, Ugnaughts and Mustafarians were enslaved for their mining skills, the Gamorreans and Gungans were enslaved for military operations and the Kaminoans and Kallidahins for their cloning skills. Meanwhile, the Empire frequently ignored the trade of Twi'lek girls, who were enslaved for their beauty.[4] When the New Republic became the dominant galactic power, slavery was once again made illegal by New Republic Senate Resolution 54.325.[4] However, slavery still continued in remote areas of the galaxy particularly in the Outer Rim and on certain Imperial fortress worlds such as Byss. |
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Posted: 9/3/2015 2:46:13 PM EDT
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It's just a movie. It's for entertainment, not moral lessons. I like these kinds of threads, they break up the monotony of GD's usual "We are all going to fucking die because of x/y/z" threads. 
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Posted: 9/3/2015 2:48:21 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/3/2015 2:49:09 PM EDT
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Boots were Imperial. Pants were Corellian. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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GD...where small government advocates promote a tyrannical space empire.
I'm just a simple moisture farmer. The Empire was less tyrannical than the United States. Han Solo walked around on Imperial worlds open carrying without giving it the slightest thought, to the point it was part of his style. He flew around on his privately owned ship equipped with two plainly visible quad-barreled automatic AA cannons, defensive countermeasures, sensor jamming equipment, an autonomous anti-personnel machine gun, and probably torpedo launchers... And no one gave him shit for it. He was confident flying this ship all around the Empire without fear of arrest or trouble. A modern US citizen is not as free as Han Solo was under the Empire. You do realize Solo was against the Empire and the Jedi never once asked him to see his NFA paperwork. 
Solo (my favorite Rebel) was a disgraced Imperial officer. Notice his boots and dress pants? Imperial issue. Depends on which scene. There's a couple of scenes where he's wearing black pants with a red stripe, IIRC that's Imperial officer garb. |
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Posted: 9/3/2015 2:49:15 PM EDT
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Bullshit, he let himself get killed so he can ghost haunt look and peep on him. I bet you Obi-Wan diddle Anakin as a kid and wanted to do the same to luck. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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- Obi-Wan didn't give a fuck about slavery or family ties. All he wanted was a powerful force user to brainwash and probably diddle on the side. In all of Star Wars, Obi-Wan is fucking heartless. Just the prequels. And anything having to do with the prequels is inexcusable anyway. Obi-wan in the Trilogy had his reasons. He let himself get killed so Luke & company could escape, as one rather large example of him giving a shit, though. I bet you Obi-Wan diddle Anakin as a kid and wanted to do the same to luck. If you accept the prequels. If you reject the prequels, then not so much. Then Obi-wan just seemed like kind of a jerk for not telling Luke about Leia... but he didn't want Vader to kill them all or further enslave the galaxy or endanger the rebellion - which would've been a greater harm. Obi-wan was faced with tough decisions and had nothing but bad choices as possibilities. |
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Posted: 9/3/2015 2:49:58 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryDon't bring that Star Trek faggotry into this perfectly good Star Wars discussion. |
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Posted: 9/3/2015 2:50:42 PM EDT
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Obi-Wan didn't give a fuck about slavery or family ties. All he wanted was a powerful force user to brainwash and probably diddle on the side. In all of Star Wars, Obi-Wan is fucking heartless. Red is correct, and Blue is why he is my favorite "modern" force user, that and he personally took out 2 Sith, something no other Jedi had done in modern times. You are getting Qui-Gon mixed up with Obi-Wan with purple, the rest is wrong evil Empire propaganda. |
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Posted: 9/3/2015 2:54:53 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: According to wookiepedia: Slavery was made illegal by the Galactic Republic under the Rights of Sentience clause, but continued to exist, particularly in regions not under Republic control, primarily the Outer Rim Territories and the Senex sector. On Tatooine, some slaves were installed with chips in their craniums that killed them if they tried to escape. Anakin Skywalker and Shmi Skywalker had chips installed within their bodies.[1][2] However, after the rise of the Empire, slavery was once again given a degree of legitimacy with the issuance of Imperial Decree A-SL-4557.607.232. Non-Humans and Human critics of the New Order alike were rounded up and enslaved en-masse for work on such projects as the Death Star. Agorffi,[3] Wookiees, Yuzzem, and Talz were exploited for their strength while the Mon Calamari and the Givin were used for their famous ship-building skills. Also the Quarren, Chromans, Ugnaughts and Mustafarians were enslaved for their mining skills, the Gamorreans and Gungans were enslaved for military operations and the Kaminoans and Kallidahins for their cloning skills. Meanwhile, the Empire frequently ignored the trade of Twi'lek girls, who were enslaved for their beauty.[4] When the New Republic became the dominant galactic power, slavery was once again made illegal by New Republic Senate Resolution 54.325.[4] However, slavery still continued in remote areas of the galaxy particularly in the Outer Rim and on certain Imperial fortress worlds such as Byss. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: He was plagued with visions of his wife dying. Oh, what caused that? The Jedi Order and Obi-Wan mind fucking Padme. If Obi-Wan and the Order weren't dicks then Anakin and Padme would've been fine. If Obi-wan had just gone back for Anakin's mom none of this would have happened. According to wookiepedia: Slavery was made illegal by the Galactic Republic under the Rights of Sentience clause, but continued to exist, particularly in regions not under Republic control, primarily the Outer Rim Territories and the Senex sector. On Tatooine, some slaves were installed with chips in their craniums that killed them if they tried to escape. Anakin Skywalker and Shmi Skywalker had chips installed within their bodies.[1][2] However, after the rise of the Empire, slavery was once again given a degree of legitimacy with the issuance of Imperial Decree A-SL-4557.607.232. Non-Humans and Human critics of the New Order alike were rounded up and enslaved en-masse for work on such projects as the Death Star. Agorffi,[3] Wookiees, Yuzzem, and Talz were exploited for their strength while the Mon Calamari and the Givin were used for their famous ship-building skills. Also the Quarren, Chromans, Ugnaughts and Mustafarians were enslaved for their mining skills, the Gamorreans and Gungans were enslaved for military operations and the Kaminoans and Kallidahins for their cloning skills. Meanwhile, the Empire frequently ignored the trade of Twi'lek girls, who were enslaved for their beauty.[4] When the New Republic became the dominant galactic power, slavery was once again made illegal by New Republic Senate Resolution 54.325.[4] However, slavery still continued in remote areas of the galaxy particularly in the Outer Rim and on certain Imperial fortress worlds such as Byss. They lived in Trees and picked lice off each other. Hell, the "Life Debt" Chewie owed to Han made him a fucking slave. Space Strippers made good money. The Mon Cals were fucking terrorists and believers of traps. |
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Posted: 9/3/2015 2:57:58 PM EDT
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Hi, my name is Boba Fet and I'm just here for the violence... and money
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Posted: 9/3/2015 2:58:16 PM EDT
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I can show you parts of the world where there is no passion, just logic. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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It is odd to me that Lucas wants the dark side to be this evil thing, yet, the only thing evil about it is Palpatine. The Jedi Code. There is no emotion, there is peace. There is no ignorance, there is knowledge. There is no passion, there is serenity. There is no chaos, there is harmony. There is no death, there is the Force. The Sith Code Peace is a lie, there is only passion. Through passion, I gain strength. Through strength, I gain power. Through power, I gain victory. Through victory, my chains are broken. The Force shall free me. Yeah, the Sith and Dark Side is sooooo bad.
Kill the Jedi and Rebel Scum I can show you some areas of the world where there is only passion and no logic. Which is why we should strive to be Grey. 
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Posted: 9/3/2015 3:06:23 PM EDT
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what did it set you back? I really need this when I take my Sterling to the range.. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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My Stormtrooper armor kit will be here this winter... what did it set you back? I really need this when I take my Sterling to the range.. Only $350. I should have gotten 2 and sold one. I got them on a pre-order deal. So they were like 66% off normal cost. I think they are still a bit cheaper now, but not the same deal I got. I took a gamble as this was a pre order and based on the proto type. But it is an actually licensed costume and I am pretty confident the quality will be there. I saw some test pulls and it looks great. I posted awhile ago my Sterling gun model from Japan that was converted to a decent trooper blaster - all I need to do is replace the t-Track. http://www.anovos.com/products/star-wars-classic-trilogy-imperial-stormtrooper-pre-order |
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Posted: 9/3/2015 3:09:37 PM EDT
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Only $350. I should have gotten 2 and sold one. I got them on a pre-order deal. So they were like 66% off normal cost. I think they are still a bit cheaper now, but not the same deal I got. I took a gamble as this was a pre order and based on the proto type. But it is an actually licensed costume and I am pretty confident the quality will be there. I saw some test pulls and it looks great. I posted awhile ago my Sterling gun model from Japan that was converted to a decent trooper blaster - all I need to do is replace the t-Track. http://www.anovos.com/products/star-wars-classic-trilogy-imperial-stormtrooper-pre-order Quote HistoryQuoted:
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My Stormtrooper armor kit will be here this winter... what did it set you back? I really need this when I take my Sterling to the range.. Only $350. I should have gotten 2 and sold one. I got them on a pre-order deal. So they were like 66% off normal cost. I think they are still a bit cheaper now, but not the same deal I got. I took a gamble as this was a pre order and based on the proto type. But it is an actually licensed costume and I am pretty confident the quality will be there. I saw some test pulls and it looks great. I posted awhile ago my Sterling gun model from Japan that was converted to a decent trooper blaster - all I need to do is replace the t-Track. http://www.anovos.com/products/star-wars-classic-trilogy-imperial-stormtrooper-pre-order oohh they have a Han Solo setup too. |
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Posted: 9/3/2015 3:11:34 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/3/2015 3:27:42 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: It's just a movie. It's for entertainment, not moral lessons. I find your lack of faith disturbing. |
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Posted: 9/3/2015 3:28:08 PM EDT
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Only $350. I should have gotten 2 and sold one. I got them on a pre-order deal. So they were like 66% off normal cost. I think they are still a bit cheaper now, but not the same deal I got. I took a gamble as this was a pre order and based on the proto type. But it is an actually licensed costume and I am pretty confident the quality will be there. I saw some test pulls and it looks great. I posted awhile ago my Sterling gun model from Japan that was converted to a decent trooper blaster - all I need to do is replace the t-Track. http://www.anovos.com/products/star-wars-classic-trilogy-imperial-stormtrooper-pre-order Quote HistoryQuoted:
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My Stormtrooper armor kit will be here this winter... what did it set you back? I really need this when I take my Sterling to the range.. Only $350. I should have gotten 2 and sold one. I got them on a pre-order deal. So they were like 66% off normal cost. I think they are still a bit cheaper now, but not the same deal I got. I took a gamble as this was a pre order and based on the proto type. But it is an actually licensed costume and I am pretty confident the quality will be there. I saw some test pulls and it looks great. I posted awhile ago my Sterling gun model from Japan that was converted to a decent trooper blaster - all I need to do is replace the t-Track. http://www.anovos.com/products/star-wars-classic-trilogy-imperial-stormtrooper-pre-order I have been on the lookout for a used sterling "pistol" for some time, I really want to convert it to a blaster and take it to the range |
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Posted: 9/3/2015 3:30:35 PM EDT
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The other day my 4 year old was playing with his starwars toys and looked up and said, "My mom says Darth Vader is a bad guy" I asked him what he thought, his response was, "She hasn't REALLY seen starwars, Darth Vader is a good guy!"
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Posted: 9/3/2015 3:32:21 PM EDT
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ICYMI: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/1209837/Meme/StarWarsEpisode4.gif For the low bandwidth: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/1209837/Meme/StarWarsEpisode4ASCII.gif That's fun! |
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Posted: 9/3/2015 3:33:14 PM EDT
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Lets get this thread back on track.
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Posted: 9/3/2015 3:34:37 PM EDT
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Lets get this thread back on track. http://media.alienwarearena.com/media/Empire-Poppin-Rebels-Droppin-_-Gansta-Stormtrooper_-by-DRES13.jpg Check out the fan film "I.M.P.S: The Relentless" Even Optimus Prime supports the Emperor! 
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Posted: 9/3/2015 3:35:04 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: The other day my 4 year old was playing with his starwars toys and looked up and said, "My mom says Darth Vader is a bad guy" I asked him what he thought, his response was, "She hasn't REALLY seen starwars, Darth Vader is a good guy!" |
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Posted: 9/3/2015 3:36:37 PM EDT
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Fuck the empire
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Posted: 9/3/2015 3:38:43 PM EDT
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Mandalorians for the motherfucking win!! http://nerdist.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/Mandalorians.1.jpg Also, tag so I can read this when I get home from work. That one's got a shot gun. One rack of the slide and their enemies will flee. |
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Posted: 9/3/2015 3:41:10 PM EDT
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Lets get this thread back on track. http://media.alienwarearena.com/media/Empire-Poppin-Rebels-Droppin-_-Gansta-Stormtrooper_-by-DRES13.jpg How does the Empire expect to defeat an advanced and very hostile alien force if it cant even find the Millennium Falcon in some asteroids? I should even mention a detachment getting defeated by teddy bears. 
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Posted: 9/3/2015 3:42:16 PM EDT
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How does the Empire expect to defeat an advanced and very hostile alien force if it cant even find the Millennium Falcon in some asteroids? I should even mention a detachment getting defeated by teddy bears. http://schlitzilla.files.wordpress.com/2012/10/killstromtroop.jpg Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Lets get this thread back on track. http://media.alienwarearena.com/media/Empire-Poppin-Rebels-Droppin-_-Gansta-Stormtrooper_-by-DRES13.jpg How does the Empire expect to defeat an advanced and very hostile alien force if it cant even find the Millennium Falcon in some asteroids? I should even mention a detachment getting defeated by teddy bears. http://schlitzilla.files.wordpress.com/2012/10/killstromtroop.jpg Let me remind you that the Empire was winning that engagement right up to the point Chewie hijacked an Imperial Walker. |
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Posted: 9/3/2015 3:42:33 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/3/2015 3:44:40 PM EDT
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Let me remind you that the Empire was winning that engagement right up to the point Chewie hijacked an Imperial Walker. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Lets get this thread back on track. http://media.alienwarearena.com/media/Empire-Poppin-Rebels-Droppin-_-Gansta-Stormtrooper_-by-DRES13.jpg How does the Empire expect to defeat an advanced and very hostile alien force if it cant even find the Millennium Falcon in some asteroids? I should even mention a detachment getting defeated by teddy bears. http://schlitzilla.files.wordpress.com/2012/10/killstromtroop.jpg Let me remind you that the Empire was winning that engagement right up to the point Chewie hijacked an Imperial Walker. 1 large teddy bear and bunch of small ones. |
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Posted: 9/3/2015 3:45:29 PM EDT
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GD...where small government advocates promote a tyrannical space empire.
I'm just a simple moisture farmer. The Empire was less tyrannical than the United States. Han Solo walked around on Imperial worlds open carrying without giving it the slightest thought, to the point it was part of his style. He flew around on his privately owned ship equipped with two plainly visible quad-barreled automatic AA cannons, defensive countermeasures, sensor jamming equipment, an autonomous anti-personnel machine gun, and probably torpedo launchers... And no one gave him shit for it. He was confident flying this ship all around the Empire without fear of arrest or trouble. A modern US citizen is not as free as Han Solo was under the Empire. You know, TexasRifleman1985 has a point there. Not really. Solo was wanted by the Empire. Solo operated in the outer rim which was outside of the Empire. Solo mostly flew for the Hutts. He is the Somali pirate of the Star Wars universe. |
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Posted: 9/3/2015 3:46:19 PM EDT
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I side with Yoda. Yoda is the Star Wars equivalent of Bin Laden. Yep. What?!? 
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Posted: 9/3/2015 3:52:23 PM EDT
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Let me remind you that the Empire was winning that engagement right up to the point Chewie hijacked an Imperial Walker. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Lets get this thread back on track. http://media.alienwarearena.com/media/Empire-Poppin-Rebels-Droppin-_-Gansta-Stormtrooper_-by-DRES13.jpg How does the Empire expect to defeat an advanced and very hostile alien force if it cant even find the Millennium Falcon in some asteroids? I should even mention a detachment getting defeated by teddy bears. http://schlitzilla.files.wordpress.com/2012/10/killstromtroop.jpg Let me remind you that the Empire was winning that engagement right up to the point Chewie hijacked an Imperial Walker. The Emperor was killed and the forces at Endor were defeated because some asshole armor driver couldn't be bothered to lock the fucking hatch. |
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Posted: 9/3/2015 3:56:43 PM EDT
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The Emperor was killed and the forces at Endor were defeated because some asshole armor driver couldn't be bothered to lock the fucking hatch. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Lets get this thread back on track. http://media.alienwarearena.com/media/Empire-Poppin-Rebels-Droppin-_-Gansta-Stormtrooper_-by-DRES13.jpg How does the Empire expect to defeat an advanced and very hostile alien force if it cant even find the Millennium Falcon in some asteroids? I should even mention a detachment getting defeated by teddy bears. http://schlitzilla.files.wordpress.com/2012/10/killstromtroop.jpg Let me remind you that the Empire was winning that engagement right up to the point Chewie hijacked an Imperial Walker. The Emperor was killed and the forces at Endor were defeated because some asshole armor driver couldn't be bothered to lock the fucking hatch. I love this thread |
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Posted: 9/3/2015 4:00:46 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Check out the fan film "I.M.P.S: The Relentless" Even Optimus Prime supports the Emperor! Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Lets get this thread back on track. http://media.alienwarearena.com/media/Empire-Poppin-Rebels-Droppin-_-Gansta-Stormtrooper_-by-DRES13.jpg Check out the fan film "I.M.P.S: The Relentless" Even Optimus Prime supports the Emperor! |
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Posted: 9/3/2015 4:05:51 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Not really. Solo was wanted by the Empire. Solo operated in the outer rim which was outside of the Empire. Solo mostly flew for the Hutts. He is the Somali pirate of the Star Wars universe. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: GD...where small government advocates promote a tyrannical space empire. I'm just a simple moisture farmer. The Empire was less tyrannical than the United States. Han Solo walked around on Imperial worlds open carrying without giving it the slightest thought, to the point it was part of his style. He flew around on his privately owned ship equipped with two plainly visible quad-barreled automatic AA cannons, defensive countermeasures, sensor jamming equipment, an autonomous anti-personnel machine gun, and probably torpedo launchers... And no one gave him shit for it. He was confident flying this ship all around the Empire without fear of arrest or trouble. A modern US citizen is not as free as Han Solo was under the Empire. You know, TexasRifleman1985 has a point there. Not really. Solo was wanted by the Empire. Solo operated in the outer rim which was outside of the Empire. Solo mostly flew for the Hutts. He is the Somali pirate of the Star Wars universe. The Hutts were like Mexican Cartels and he flew dope for them. The Outer Rim was Imperial Space. Hence why Stromtroopers were there. Han was an ex-Imperial Officer that sided with the Space Cartel and sold dope. |
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Posted: 9/3/2015 4:05:54 PM EDT
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Mandalorians for the motherfucking win!! http://nerdist.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/Mandalorians.1.jpg Also, tag so I can read this when I get home from work. Mandos would let the other two groups fight it out then kill the survivors. And then they'd take all their Credits. |
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Posted: 9/3/2015 4:08:01 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: The Emperor was killed and the forces at Endor were defeated because some asshole armor driver couldn't be bothered to lock the fucking hatch. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Lets get this thread back on track. http://media.alienwarearena.com/media/Empire-Poppin-Rebels-Droppin-_-Gansta-Stormtrooper_-by-DRES13.jpg How does the Empire expect to defeat an advanced and very hostile alien force if it cant even find the Millennium Falcon in some asteroids? I should even mention a detachment getting defeated by teddy bears. http://schlitzilla.files.wordpress.com/2012/10/killstromtroop.jpg Let me remind you that the Empire was winning that engagement right up to the point Chewie hijacked an Imperial Walker. The Emperor was killed and the forces at Endor were defeated because some asshole armor driver couldn't be bothered to lock the fucking hatch. |
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