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Link Posted: 9/3/2015 1:06:17 PM EDT
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lol
Link Posted: 9/3/2015 1:08:07 PM EDT
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He wasn't crazy....  

He was plagued with visions of his wife dying. Oh, what caused that? The Jedi Order and Obi-Wan mind fucking Padme. If Obi-Wan and the Order weren't dicks then Anakin and Padme would've been fine.
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Pretty sure it was Darth Sidious doing the mind fucking.
Link Posted: 9/3/2015 1:08:23 PM EDT
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The republic never destroyed a entire planet for a weapons demo.





Also Jedi are free to leave the order whenever they want.
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Nonsense, the Empire is pure evil.   The others had their flaws but they were not evil.






The republic never destroyed a entire planet for a weapons demo.





Also Jedi are free to leave the order whenever they want.





 
Free to leave the Order? They fucking kidnap kids and brainwash them in their Space Madrasa!












As for the blowing shit up...







The  Empire was the only government smart enough to prepare for the Yuuzhan Vong. That is why hey forged links with the Chiss and promoted Thrawn to Grand Admiral. The Empire fought an early invasion force and learned of the threat that was coming. Hence the build up over the years and the research into Galactic WMDs. The Death Star, Sun Crusher, World Devastator, Super Class, and Eclipse Class Star Destroyers.








The Yuuzhan Vong was the greatest threat to the Galaxy.... the Empire made sure that threat wouldn't happen. The Religious Zealots that are the Jedi and the Rebel Alliance / New Republic fucked it all up and allowed the Vong to kill trillions of lives across the galaxy.







Nom Anor and other spies like him influenced events in the galaxy to make it favorable for the Vong invasion. One of those was supporting the Rebel Alliance.

 
Link Posted: 9/3/2015 1:09:13 PM EDT
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Gotta sell toys, and there's only so many "Boba Fett Freudian Dentata Nightmare Hole Death" playsets you can sell if you don't bring him back.

Every kid wants an ineffective bounty hunter and Slave-1 ship, so ignore that he was digested and sell the partially consumed Boba Fett complete with his new ship, the Eunuch-2.  Complete with bear mace!
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Mandalorians for the motherfucking win!!

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lol

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To bad he lives, yup even in the tarded Disney universe Bobba Fett is still alive.


Gotta sell toys, and there's only so many "Boba Fett Freudian Dentata Nightmare Hole Death" playsets you can sell if you don't bring him back.

Every kid wants an ineffective bounty hunter and Slave-1 ship, so ignore that he was digested and sell the partially consumed Boba Fett complete with his new ship, the Eunuch-2.  Complete with bear mace!


Link Posted: 9/3/2015 1:13:54 PM EDT
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GD...where small government advocates promote a tyrannical space empire.

I'm just a simple moisture farmer.
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The Empire was less tyrannical than the United States.

Han Solo walked around on Imperial worlds open carrying without giving it the slightest thought, to the point it was part of his style. He flew around on his privately owned ship equipped with two plainly visible quad-barreled automatic AA cannons, defensive countermeasures, sensor jamming equipment, an autonomous anti-personnel machine gun, and probably torpedo launchers... And no one gave him shit for it. He was confident flying this ship all around the Empire without fear of arrest or trouble.

A modern US citizen is not as free as Han Solo was under the Empire.
Link Posted: 9/3/2015 1:14:30 PM EDT
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  Free to leave the Order? They fucking kidnap kids and brainwash them in their Space Madrasa!




As for the blowing shit up...


The  Empire was the only government smart enough to prepare for the Yuuzhan Vong. That is why hey forged links with the Chiss and promoted Thrawn to Grand Admiral. The Empire fought an early invasion force and learned of the threat that was coming. Hence the build up over the years and the research into Galactic WMDs. The Death Star, Sun Crusher, World Devastator, Super Class, and Eclipse Class Star Destroyers.


The Yuuzhan Vong was the greatest threat to the Galaxy.... the Empire made sure that threat wouldn't happen. The Religious Zealots that are the Jedi and the Rebel Alliance / New Republic fucked it all up and allowed the Vong to kill trillions of lives across the galaxy.


Nom Anor and other spies like him influenced events in the galaxy to make it favorable for the Vong invasion. One of those was supporting the Rebel Alliance.
 
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Nonsense, the Empire is pure evil.   The others had their flaws but they were not evil.


The republic never destroyed a entire planet for a weapons demo.

Also Jedi are free to leave the order whenever they want.

  Free to leave the Order? They fucking kidnap kids and brainwash them in their Space Madrasa!




As for the blowing shit up...


The  Empire was the only government smart enough to prepare for the Yuuzhan Vong. That is why hey forged links with the Chiss and promoted Thrawn to Grand Admiral. The Empire fought an early invasion force and learned of the threat that was coming. Hence the build up over the years and the research into Galactic WMDs. The Death Star, Sun Crusher, World Devastator, Super Class, and Eclipse Class Star Destroyers.


The Yuuzhan Vong was the greatest threat to the Galaxy.... the Empire made sure that threat wouldn't happen. The Religious Zealots that are the Jedi and the Rebel Alliance / New Republic fucked it all up and allowed the Vong to kill trillions of lives across the galaxy.


Nom Anor and other spies like him influenced events in the galaxy to make it favorable for the Vong invasion. One of those was supporting the Rebel Alliance.
 


Excpet none of that actaully happened. EU is gone man just accept it.
Link Posted: 9/3/2015 1:17:14 PM EDT
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LONG LIVE THE 501ST!
Link Posted: 9/3/2015 1:19:16 PM EDT
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He escapes the sarlacc
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Mandalorians for the motherfucking win!!

http://nerdist.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/Mandalorians.1.jpg


lol

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Marysu Fett.


Keep in mind when discussing him that Vader had to address him specifically because he's "that guy".



In that group of bounty hunters, Vader didn't stop in front of Bossk or IG-88, point at them, call them out in front of their comrades, and say "Don't fuck this up."

He did that with Fett.  Right in front of his coworkers, Vader basically said "you can't follow directions, you're unreliable and so shitty at your job that I'll make this perfectly clear so even a dumbfuck like you can understand - and I'll say it where maybe the shame of being told you're an idiot in front of your peers will actually make that sink in, you ewokfucking dianogaturd."

Vader knew the guy was at best marginally competent to begin with, and just dragged him in because he really needed his targets found.


This would be like Vader talking to a group of dogwalkers and saying "I would like him walked around the block.  Fett, don't tie him to your bumper."
Link Posted: 9/3/2015 1:19:19 PM EDT
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Rebel scum!
Link Posted: 9/3/2015 1:21:30 PM EDT
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Marysu Fett.


Keep in mind when discussing him that Vader had to address him specifically because he's "that guy".

https://fanfix.files.wordpress.com/2013/04/no-disintegrations.jpg

In that group of bounty hunters, Vader didn't stop in front of Bossk or IG-88, point at them, call them out in front of their comrades, and say "Don't fuck this up."

He did that with Fett.  Right in front of his coworkers, Vader basically said "you can't follow directions, you're unreliable and so shitty at your job that I'll make this perfectly clear so even a dumbfuck like you can understand - and I'll say it where maybe the shame of being told you're an idiot in front of your peers will actually make that sink in, you ewokfucking dianogaturd."

Vader knew the guy was at best marginally competent to begin with, and just dragged him in because he really needed his targets found.


This would be like Vader talking to a group of dogwalkers and saying "I would like him walked around the block.  Fett, don't tie him to your bumper."
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Mandalorians for the motherfucking win!!

http://nerdist.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/Mandalorians.1.jpg


lol

http://1.media.dorkly.cvcdn.com/86/33/686ac075524461c2f1b972c032de0a08.gif

Eaten by a giant toothed anus in the desert after being defeated by a barely unfrozen blind man.

He escapes the sarlacc


Marysu Fett.


Keep in mind when discussing him that Vader had to address him specifically because he's "that guy".

https://fanfix.files.wordpress.com/2013/04/no-disintegrations.jpg

In that group of bounty hunters, Vader didn't stop in front of Bossk or IG-88, point at them, call them out in front of their comrades, and say "Don't fuck this up."

He did that with Fett.  Right in front of his coworkers, Vader basically said "you can't follow directions, you're unreliable and so shitty at your job that I'll make this perfectly clear so even a dumbfuck like you can understand - and I'll say it where maybe the shame of being told you're an idiot in front of your peers will actually make that sink in, you ewokfucking dianogaturd."

Vader knew the guy was at best marginally competent to begin with, and just dragged him in because he really needed his targets found.


This would be like Vader talking to a group of dogwalkers and saying "I would like him walked around the block.  Fett, don't tie him to your bumper."


Link Posted: 9/3/2015 1:23:01 PM EDT
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The Empire was less tyrannical than the United States.

Han Solo walked around on Imperial worlds open carrying without giving it the slightest thought, to the point it was part of his style. He flew around on his privately owned ship equipped with two plainly visible quad-barreled automatic AA cannons, defensive countermeasures, sensor jamming equipment, an autonomous anti-personnel machine gun, and probably torpedo launchers... And no one gave him shit for it. He was confident flying this ship all around the Empire without fear of arrest or trouble.

A modern US citizen is not as free as Han Solo was under the Empire.
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GD...where small government advocates promote a tyrannical space empire.

I'm just a simple moisture farmer.

The Empire was less tyrannical than the United States.

Han Solo walked around on Imperial worlds open carrying without giving it the slightest thought, to the point it was part of his style. He flew around on his privately owned ship equipped with two plainly visible quad-barreled automatic AA cannons, defensive countermeasures, sensor jamming equipment, an autonomous anti-personnel machine gun, and probably torpedo launchers... And no one gave him shit for it. He was confident flying this ship all around the Empire without fear of arrest or trouble.

A modern US citizen is not as free as Han Solo was under the Empire.


You do realize Solo was against the Empire and the Jedi never once asked him to see his NFA paperwork.
Link Posted: 9/3/2015 1:23:19 PM EDT
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The Empire was less tyrannical than the United States.

Han Solo walked around on Imperial worlds open carrying without giving it the slightest thought, to the point it was part of his style. He flew around on his privately owned ship equipped with two plainly visible quad-barreled automatic AA cannons, defensive countermeasures, sensor jamming equipment, an autonomous anti-personnel machine gun, and probably torpedo launchers... And no one gave him shit for it. He was confident flying this ship all around the Empire without fear of arrest or trouble.

A modern US citizen is not as free as Han Solo was under the Empire.
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GD...where small government advocates promote a tyrannical space empire.

I'm just a simple moisture farmer.

The Empire was less tyrannical than the United States.

Han Solo walked around on Imperial worlds open carrying without giving it the slightest thought, to the point it was part of his style. He flew around on his privately owned ship equipped with two plainly visible quad-barreled automatic AA cannons, defensive countermeasures, sensor jamming equipment, an autonomous anti-personnel machine gun, and probably torpedo launchers... And no one gave him shit for it. He was confident flying this ship all around the Empire without fear of arrest or trouble.

A modern US citizen is not as free as Han Solo was under the Empire.


You know, TexasRifleman1985 has a point there.
Link Posted: 9/3/2015 1:24:31 PM EDT
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You do realize Solo was against the Empire and the Jedi never once asked him to see his NFA paperwork.
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GD...where small government advocates promote a tyrannical space empire.

I'm just a simple moisture farmer.

The Empire was less tyrannical than the United States.

Han Solo walked around on Imperial worlds open carrying without giving it the slightest thought, to the point it was part of his style. He flew around on his privately owned ship equipped with two plainly visible quad-barreled automatic AA cannons, defensive countermeasures, sensor jamming equipment, an autonomous anti-personnel machine gun, and probably torpedo launchers... And no one gave him shit for it. He was confident flying this ship all around the Empire without fear of arrest or trouble.

A modern US citizen is not as free as Han Solo was under the Empire.


You do realize Solo was against the Empire and the Jedi never once asked him to see his NFA paperwork.


Smugglers tend to be against any established government.
Link Posted: 9/3/2015 1:25:23 PM EDT
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Did I just gore a whole bunch of sacred dewbacks?


Link Posted: 9/3/2015 1:28:20 PM EDT
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lol

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Mandalorians for the motherfucking win!!

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lol

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He's not dead, Jim
Link Posted: 9/3/2015 1:28:26 PM EDT
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You do realize Solo was against the Empire and the Jedi never once asked him to see his NFA paperwork.
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GD...where small government advocates promote a tyrannical space empire.

I'm just a simple moisture farmer.

The Empire was less tyrannical than the United States.

Han Solo walked around on Imperial worlds open carrying without giving it the slightest thought, to the point it was part of his style. He flew around on his privately owned ship equipped with two plainly visible quad-barreled automatic AA cannons, defensive countermeasures, sensor jamming equipment, an autonomous anti-personnel machine gun, and probably torpedo launchers... And no one gave him shit for it. He was confident flying this ship all around the Empire without fear of arrest or trouble.

A modern US citizen is not as free as Han Solo was under the Empire.


You do realize Solo was against the Empire and the Jedi never once asked him to see his NFA paperwork.


Except for the whole "destroying worlds that disagree with them".  Unless...

Alderaan = Jade Helm!

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Take your pick...  

A cold meritocracy based government...


Or robe wearing religious fundamentalists who go around chopping the heads off people over dogmatic religious disputes.
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Take your pick...  

A cold meritocracy based government...


Or robe wearing religious fundamentalists who go around chopping the heads off people over dogmatic religious disputes.


Link Posted: 9/3/2015 1:30:25 PM EDT
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Marysu Fett.


Keep in mind when discussing him that Vader had to address him specifically because he's "that guy".

https://fanfix.files.wordpress.com/2013/04/no-disintegrations.jpg

In that group of bounty hunters, Vader didn't stop in front of Bossk or IG-88, point at them, call them out in front of their comrades, and say "Don't fuck this up."

He did that with Fett.  Right in front of his coworkers, Vader basically said "you can't follow directions, you're unreliable and so shitty at your job that I'll make this perfectly clear so even a dumbfuck like you can understand - and I'll say it where maybe the shame of being told you're an idiot in front of your peers will actually make that sink in, you ewokfucking dianogaturd."

Vader knew the guy was at best marginally competent to begin with, and just dragged him in because he really needed his targets found.


This would be like Vader talking to a group of dogwalkers and saying "I would like him walked around the block.  Fett, don't tie him to your bumper."
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Mandalorians for the motherfucking win!!

http://nerdist.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/Mandalorians.1.jpg


lol

http://1.media.dorkly.cvcdn.com/86/33/686ac075524461c2f1b972c032de0a08.gif

Eaten by a giant toothed anus in the desert after being defeated by a barely unfrozen blind man.

He escapes the sarlacc


Marysu Fett.


Keep in mind when discussing him that Vader had to address him specifically because he's "that guy".

https://fanfix.files.wordpress.com/2013/04/no-disintegrations.jpg

In that group of bounty hunters, Vader didn't stop in front of Bossk or IG-88, point at them, call them out in front of their comrades, and say "Don't fuck this up."

He did that with Fett.  Right in front of his coworkers, Vader basically said "you can't follow directions, you're unreliable and so shitty at your job that I'll make this perfectly clear so even a dumbfuck like you can understand - and I'll say it where maybe the shame of being told you're an idiot in front of your peers will actually make that sink in, you ewokfucking dianogaturd."

Vader knew the guy was at best marginally competent to begin with, and just dragged him in because he really needed his targets found.


This would be like Vader talking to a group of dogwalkers and saying "I would like him walked around the block.  Fett, don't tie him to your bumper."


Orrr, it could be that Vader realized that the other bounty hacks didn't have a chance in hell of catching the quarry and just wanted to make sure his instructions were clear to the only guy who could possibly catch them. I took it as a snub to the rest og the bounty hunters.
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You do realize Solo was against the Empire and the Jedi never once asked him to see his NFA paperwork.
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GD...where small government advocates promote a tyrannical space empire.

I'm just a simple moisture farmer.

The Empire was less tyrannical than the United States.

Han Solo walked around on Imperial worlds open carrying without giving it the slightest thought, to the point it was part of his style. He flew around on his privately owned ship equipped with two plainly visible quad-barreled automatic AA cannons, defensive countermeasures, sensor jamming equipment, an autonomous anti-personnel machine gun, and probably torpedo launchers... And no one gave him shit for it. He was confident flying this ship all around the Empire without fear of arrest or trouble.

A modern US citizen is not as free as Han Solo was under the Empire.


You do realize Solo was against the Empire and the Jedi never once asked him to see his NFA paperwork.


Solo (my favorite Rebel) was a disgraced Imperial officer.  Notice his boots and dress pants?  Imperial issue.
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He's not dead, Jim
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Mandalorians for the motherfucking win!!

http://nerdist.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/Mandalorians.1.jpg


lol

http://1.media.dorkly.cvcdn.com/86/33/686ac075524461c2f1b972c032de0a08.gif

Eaten by a giant toothed anus in the desert after being defeated by a barely unfrozen blind man.



He's not dead, Jim



Don't tell me 'bout no fuckin' expanded universe comic books.  I don't watch movies just so I can read books about them!
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The Empire was less tyrannical than the United States.

Han Solo walked around on Imperial worlds open carrying without giving it the slightest thought, to the point it was part of his style. He flew around on his privately owned ship equipped with two plainly visible quad-barreled automatic AA cannons, defensive countermeasures, sensor jamming equipment, an autonomous anti-personnel machine gun, and probably torpedo launchers... And no one gave him shit for it. He was confident flying this ship all around the Empire without fear of arrest or trouble.

A modern US citizen is not as free as Han Solo was under the Empire.
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GD...where small government advocates promote a tyrannical space empire.

I'm just a simple moisture farmer.

The Empire was less tyrannical than the United States.

Han Solo walked around on Imperial worlds open carrying without giving it the slightest thought, to the point it was part of his style. He flew around on his privately owned ship equipped with two plainly visible quad-barreled automatic AA cannons, defensive countermeasures, sensor jamming equipment, an autonomous anti-personnel machine gun, and probably torpedo launchers... And no one gave him shit for it. He was confident flying this ship all around the Empire without fear of arrest or trouble.

A modern US citizen is not as free as Han Solo was under the Empire.


You could do it under the Old Republic as well.
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It is odd to me that Lucas wants the dark side to be this evil thing, yet, the only thing evil about it is Palpatine.
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I know that I can not wait to force lightning some rebel scum in battlefront.



4 more years for Palpatine!
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Marysu Fett.





Keep in mind when discussing him that Vader had to address him specifically because he's "that guy".



https://fanfix.files.wordpress.com/2013/04/no-disintegrations.jpg



In that group of bounty hunters, Vader didn't stop in front of Bossk or IG-88, point at them, call them out in front of their comrades, and say "Don't fuck this up."



He did that with Fett.  Right in front of his coworkers, Vader basically said "you can't follow directions, you're unreliable and so shitty at your job that I'll make this perfectly clear so even a dumbfuck like you can understand - and I'll say it where maybe the shame of being told you're an idiot in front of your peers will actually make that sink in, you ewokfucking dianogaturd."



Vader knew the guy was at best marginally competent to begin with, and just dragged him in because he really needed his targets found.





This would be like Vader talking to a group of dogwalkers and saying "I would like him walked around the block.  Fett, don't tie him to your bumper."
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Mandalorians for the motherfucking win!!



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Eaten by a giant toothed anus in the desert after being defeated by a barely unfrozen blind man.


He escapes the sarlacc




Marysu Fett.





Keep in mind when discussing him that Vader had to address him specifically because he's "that guy".



https://fanfix.files.wordpress.com/2013/04/no-disintegrations.jpg



In that group of bounty hunters, Vader didn't stop in front of Bossk or IG-88, point at them, call them out in front of their comrades, and say "Don't fuck this up."



He did that with Fett.  Right in front of his coworkers, Vader basically said "you can't follow directions, you're unreliable and so shitty at your job that I'll make this perfectly clear so even a dumbfuck like you can understand - and I'll say it where maybe the shame of being told you're an idiot in front of your peers will actually make that sink in, you ewokfucking dianogaturd."



Vader knew the guy was at best marginally competent to begin with, and just dragged him in because he really needed his targets found.





This would be like Vader talking to a group of dogwalkers and saying "I would like him walked around the block.  Fett, don't tie him to your bumper."
Fucking classic!

 



Vader pointing bis finger at Fett and saying "no disintegrations" will never be looked at the same way again.
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GD...where small government advocates promote a tyrannical space empire.



I'm just a simple moisture farmer.


The Empire was less tyrannical than the United States.



Han Solo walked around on Imperial worlds open carrying without giving it the slightest thought, to the point it was part of his style. He flew around on his privately owned ship equipped with two plainly visible quad-barreled automatic AA cannons, defensive countermeasures, sensor jamming equipment, an autonomous anti-personnel machine gun, and probably torpedo launchers... And no one gave him shit for it. He was confident flying this ship all around the Empire without fear of arrest or trouble.



A modern US citizen is not as free as Han Solo was under the Empire.




You do realize Solo was against the Empire and the Jedi never once asked him to see his NFA paperwork.

Neither does the Taliban or ISIS.

 
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Except for the whole "destroying worlds that disagree with them".  Unless...



Alderaan = Jade Helm!



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I'm just a simple moisture farmer.


The Empire was less tyrannical than the United States.



Han Solo walked around on Imperial worlds open carrying without giving it the slightest thought, to the point it was part of his style. He flew around on his privately owned ship equipped with two plainly visible quad-barreled automatic AA cannons, defensive countermeasures, sensor jamming equipment, an autonomous anti-personnel machine gun, and probably torpedo launchers... And no one gave him shit for it. He was confident flying this ship all around the Empire without fear of arrest or trouble.



A modern US citizen is not as free as Han Solo was under the Empire.




You do realize Solo was against the Empire and the Jedi never once asked him to see his NFA paperwork.





Except for the whole "destroying worlds that disagree with them".  Unless...



Alderaan = Jade Helm!



Alderaan=Afghanistan

 
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Solo (my favorite Rebel) was a disgraced Imperial officer.  Notice his boots and dress pants?  Imperial issue.
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The Empire was less tyrannical than the United States.



Han Solo walked around on Imperial worlds open carrying without giving it the slightest thought, to the point it was part of his style. He flew around on his privately owned ship equipped with two plainly visible quad-barreled automatic AA cannons, defensive countermeasures, sensor jamming equipment, an autonomous anti-personnel machine gun, and probably torpedo launchers... And no one gave him shit for it. He was confident flying this ship all around the Empire without fear of arrest or trouble.



A modern US citizen is not as free as Han Solo was under the Empire.




You do realize Solo was against the Empire and the Jedi never once asked him to see his NFA paperwork.





Solo (my favorite Rebel) was a disgraced Imperial officer.  Notice his boots and dress pants?  Imperial issue.
Boots were Imperial. Pants were Corellian.

 
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Orrr, it could be that Vader realized that the other bounty hacks didn't have a chance in hell of catching the quarry and just wanted to make sure his instructions were clear to the only guy who could possibly catch them. I took it as a snub to the rest og the bounty hunters.
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Keep in mind when discussing him that Vader had to address him specifically because he's "that guy".

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In that group of bounty hunters, Vader didn't stop in front of Bossk or IG-88, point at them, call them out in front of their comrades, and say "Don't fuck this up."

He did that with Fett.  Right in front of his coworkers, Vader basically said "you can't follow directions, you're unreliable and so shitty at your job that I'll make this perfectly clear so even a dumbfuck like you can understand - and I'll say it where maybe the shame of being told you're an idiot in front of your peers will actually make that sink in, you ewokfucking dianogaturd."

Vader knew the guy was at best marginally competent to begin with, and just dragged him in because he really needed his targets found.


This would be like Vader talking to a group of dogwalkers and saying "I would like him walked around the block.  Fett, don't tie him to your bumper."


Orrr, it could be that Vader realized that the other bounty hacks didn't have a chance in hell of catching the quarry and just wanted to make sure his instructions were clear to the only guy who could possibly catch them. I took it as a snub to the rest og the bounty hunters.


If you think that's what being singled out like that means...
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Marysu Fett.


Keep in mind when discussing him that Vader had to address him specifically because he's "that guy".

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In that group of bounty hunters, Vader didn't stop in front of Bossk or IG-88, point at them, call them out in front of their comrades, and say "Don't fuck this up."

He did that with Fett.  Right in front of his coworkers, Vader basically said "you can't follow directions, you're unreliable and so shitty at your job that I'll make this perfectly clear so even a dumbfuck like you can understand - and I'll say it where maybe the shame of being told you're an idiot in front of your peers will actually make that sink in, you ewokfucking dianogaturd."

Vader knew the guy was at best marginally competent to begin with, and just dragged him in because he really needed his targets found.


This would be like Vader talking to a group of dogwalkers and saying "I would like him walked around the block.  Fett, don't tie him to your bumper."
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Mandalorians for the motherfucking win!!

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He escapes the sarlacc


Marysu Fett.


Keep in mind when discussing him that Vader had to address him specifically because he's "that guy".

https://fanfix.files.wordpress.com/2013/04/no-disintegrations.jpg

In that group of bounty hunters, Vader didn't stop in front of Bossk or IG-88, point at them, call them out in front of their comrades, and say "Don't fuck this up."

He did that with Fett.  Right in front of his coworkers, Vader basically said "you can't follow directions, you're unreliable and so shitty at your job that I'll make this perfectly clear so even a dumbfuck like you can understand - and I'll say it where maybe the shame of being told you're an idiot in front of your peers will actually make that sink in, you ewokfucking dianogaturd."

Vader knew the guy was at best marginally competent to begin with, and just dragged him in because he really needed his targets found.


This would be like Vader talking to a group of dogwalkers and saying "I would like him walked around the block.  Fett, don't tie him to your bumper."

This made me laugh.
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Jeedi scum!
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It is odd to me that Lucas wants the dark side to be this evil thing, yet, the only thing evil about it is Palpatine.
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The Jedi Code.












There is no emotion, there is peace.



There is no ignorance, there is knowledge.



There is no passion, there is serenity.



There is no chaos, there is harmony.



There is no death, there is the Force.











The Sith Code










Peace is a lie, there is only passion.

Through passion, I gain strength.



Through strength, I gain power.



Through power, I gain victory.



Through victory, my chains are broken.



The Force shall free me.
















Yeah, the Sith and Dark Side is sooooo bad.


 
 



Kill the Jedi and Rebel Scum
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You could do it under the Old Republic as well.
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GD...where small government advocates promote a tyrannical space empire.

I'm just a simple moisture farmer.

The Empire was less tyrannical than the United States.

Han Solo walked around on Imperial worlds open carrying without giving it the slightest thought, to the point it was part of his style. He flew around on his privately owned ship equipped with two plainly visible quad-barreled automatic AA cannons, defensive countermeasures, sensor jamming equipment, an autonomous anti-personnel machine gun, and probably torpedo launchers... And no one gave him shit for it. He was confident flying this ship all around the Empire without fear of arrest or trouble.

A modern US citizen is not as free as Han Solo was under the Empire.


You could do it under the Old Republic as well.

Got an example of a non-Jedi/non-Government person open carrying on a Republic world?
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Only a JBT could support the Empire.
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Sith philosophy is the only realistic philosophy in the Star Wars EU.






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GD...where small government advocates promote a tyrannical space empire.



I'm just a simple moisture farmer.


The Empire was less tyrannical than the United States.



Han Solo walked around on Imperial worlds open carrying without giving it the slightest thought, to the point it was part of his style. He flew around on his privately owned ship equipped with two plainly visible quad-barreled automatic AA cannons, defensive countermeasures, sensor jamming equipment, an autonomous anti-personnel machine gun, and probably torpedo launchers... And no one gave him shit for it. He was confident flying this ship all around the Empire without fear of arrest or trouble.



A modern US citizen is not as free as Han Solo was under the Empire.




You know, TexasRifleman1985 has a point there.
Not too different to an armed cargo ship back during the Age of Sail.  

 
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I side with Yoda.  
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Fucking classic!  



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Eaten by a giant toothed anus in the desert after being defeated by a barely unfrozen blind man.


He escapes the sarlacc




Marysu Fett.





Keep in mind when discussing him that Vader had to address him specifically because he's "that guy".



https://fanfix.files.wordpress.com/2013/04/no-disintegrations.jpg



In that group of bounty hunters, Vader didn't stop in front of Bossk or IG-88, point at them, call them out in front of their comrades, and say "Don't fuck this up."



He did that with Fett.  Right in front of his coworkers, Vader basically said "you can't follow directions, you're unreliable and so shitty at your job that I'll make this perfectly clear so even a dumbfuck like you can understand - and I'll say it where maybe the shame of being told you're an idiot in front of your peers will actually make that sink in, you ewokfucking dianogaturd."



Vader knew the guy was at best marginally competent to begin with, and just dragged him in because he really needed his targets found.





This would be like Vader talking to a group of dogwalkers and saying "I would like him walked around the block.  Fett, don't tie him to your bumper."
Fucking classic!  



Vader pointing bis finger at Fett and saying "no disintegrations" will never be looked at the same way again.





 
That's for sure.






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GD...where small government advocates promote a tyrannical space empire.

I'm just a simple moisture farmer.

The Empire was less tyrannical than the United States.

Han Solo walked around on Imperial worlds open carrying without giving it the slightest thought, to the point it was part of his style. He flew around on his privately owned ship equipped with two plainly visible quad-barreled automatic AA cannons, defensive countermeasures, sensor jamming equipment, an autonomous anti-personnel machine gun, and probably torpedo launchers... And no one gave him shit for it. He was confident flying this ship all around the Empire without fear of arrest or trouble.

A modern US citizen is not as free as Han Solo was under the Empire.


You could do it under the Old Republic as well.

Got an example of a non-Jedi/non-Government person open carrying on a Republic world?


Jango Fett for one.
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Except for the whole "destroying worlds that disagree with them".  Unless...

Alderaan = Jade Helm!

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GD...where small government advocates promote a tyrannical space empire.

I'm just a simple moisture farmer.

The Empire was less tyrannical than the United States.

Han Solo walked around on Imperial worlds open carrying without giving it the slightest thought, to the point it was part of his style. He flew around on his privately owned ship equipped with two plainly visible quad-barreled automatic AA cannons, defensive countermeasures, sensor jamming equipment, an autonomous anti-personnel machine gun, and probably torpedo launchers... And no one gave him shit for it. He was confident flying this ship all around the Empire without fear of arrest or trouble.

A modern US citizen is not as free as Han Solo was under the Empire.


You do realize Solo was against the Empire and the Jedi never once asked him to see his NFA paperwork.


Except for the whole "destroying worlds that disagree with them".  Unless...

Alderaan = Jade Helm!


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Free to leave the Order? They fucking kidnap kids and brainwash them in their Space Madrasa!  

As for the blowing shit up...

The  Empire was the only government smart enough to prepare for the Yuuzhan Vong. That is why hey forged links with the Chiss and promoted Thrawn to Grand Admiral. The Empire fought an early invasion force and learned of the threat that was coming. Hence the build up over the years and the research into Galactic WMDs. The Death Star, Sun Crusher, World Devastator, Super Class, and Eclipse Class Star Destroyers.


The Yuuzhan Vong was the greatest threat to the Galaxy.... the Empire made sure that threat wouldn't happen. The Religious Zealots that are the Jedi and the Rebel Alliance / New Republic fucked it all up and allowed the Vong to kill trillions of lives across the galaxy.



Nom Anor and other spies like him influenced events in the galaxy to make it favorable for the Vong invasion. One of those was supporting the Rebel Alliance.
 
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Nonsense, the Empire is pure evil.   The others had their flaws but they were not evil.


The republic never destroyed a entire planet for a weapons demo.

Also Jedi are free to leave the order whenever they want.


Free to leave the Order? They fucking kidnap kids and brainwash them in their Space Madrasa!  

As for the blowing shit up...

The  Empire was the only government smart enough to prepare for the Yuuzhan Vong. That is why hey forged links with the Chiss and promoted Thrawn to Grand Admiral. The Empire fought an early invasion force and learned of the threat that was coming. Hence the build up over the years and the research into Galactic WMDs. The Death Star, Sun Crusher, World Devastator, Super Class, and Eclipse Class Star Destroyers.


The Yuuzhan Vong was the greatest threat to the Galaxy.... the Empire made sure that threat wouldn't happen. The Religious Zealots that are the Jedi and the Rebel Alliance / New Republic fucked it all up and allowed the Vong to kill trillions of lives across the galaxy.



Nom Anor and other spies like him influenced events in the galaxy to make it favorable for the Vong invasion. One of those was supporting the Rebel Alliance.
 


Many Jedi left the Order, Dooku is just one example, besides most people where honored that their children would be Jedi.
So you find out a very dangerous group is going to invade your area, your first step is to tell no one, and create a civil war diminishing any fighting chance you have. Oh and then you send a huge ship with a few Jedi and a bunch of civilians to let that group know you exist.  You then rule what is left over with an Iron First (Darth Vader), enslave cultures to build weapons of war which can lead to only 1 conclusion, a resistance movement.  Seems like it would have been a lot easier just to come forward with the info and get business done.
I think i missed that book
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The Empire was less tyrannical than the United States.

Han Solo walked around on Imperial worlds open carrying without giving it the slightest thought, to the point it was part of his style. He flew around on his privately owned ship equipped with two plainly visible quad-barreled automatic AA cannons, defensive countermeasures, sensor jamming equipment, an autonomous anti-personnel machine gun, and probably torpedo launchers... And no one gave him shit for it. He was confident flying this ship all around the Empire without fear of arrest or trouble.

A modern US citizen is not as free as Han Solo was under the Empire.
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GD...where small government advocates promote a tyrannical space empire.

I'm just a simple moisture farmer.

The Empire was less tyrannical than the United States.

Han Solo walked around on Imperial worlds open carrying without giving it the slightest thought, to the point it was part of his style. He flew around on his privately owned ship equipped with two plainly visible quad-barreled automatic AA cannons, defensive countermeasures, sensor jamming equipment, an autonomous anti-personnel machine gun, and probably torpedo launchers... And no one gave him shit for it. He was confident flying this ship all around the Empire without fear of arrest or trouble.

A modern US citizen is not as free as Han Solo was under the Empire.


Best argument i have read to far, unless you were on the Empire's "List".  However, he could do the same thing under the Republic.
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Jango Fett for one.
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GD...where small government advocates promote a tyrannical space empire.

I'm just a simple moisture farmer.

The Empire was less tyrannical than the United States.

Han Solo walked around on Imperial worlds open carrying without giving it the slightest thought, to the point it was part of his style. He flew around on his privately owned ship equipped with two plainly visible quad-barreled automatic AA cannons, defensive countermeasures, sensor jamming equipment, an autonomous anti-personnel machine gun, and probably torpedo launchers... And no one gave him shit for it. He was confident flying this ship all around the Empire without fear of arrest or trouble.

A modern US citizen is not as free as Han Solo was under the Empire.


You could do it under the Old Republic as well.

Got an example of a non-Jedi/non-Government person open carrying on a Republic world?


Jango Fett for one.

Pretty sure he wasn't doing it legally on Coruscant, and was relying on his ninja skills to avoid getting caught. The rest of the time he was operating as an agent of the dominant government, and was probably exempt from the laws on such matters.

Solo just didn't give a fuck, and no one cared.
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I just found out there are a lot of 501st in my area, very few Rebels though.
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He wasn't crazy....  

He was plagued with visions of his wife dying. Oh, what caused that? The Jedi Order and Obi-Wan mind fucking Padme. If Obi-Wan and the Order weren't dicks then Anakin and Padme would've been fine.
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Darth Vader dressed better than anyone else.
Darth Vader was a tormented soul that simply wanted to have a wife and family and the Jedi Order fucked it all up for him. It even brainwashed his wife into hating him. He had to get married in secret for God's sake!  

Also he didn't go around the galaxy proselytizing unlike Obi-Wan did.


The Jedi didn't brainwash Padme into hating Anakin. He flipped out with hatred, jealousy and a double shot of crazy, and his wife saw him for what he was.
The Jedi weren't without flaws, and IMO were generally stupid and naïve, but there were NOT the bad guys.

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He wasn't crazy....  

He was plagued with visions of his wife dying. Oh, what caused that? The Jedi Order and Obi-Wan mind fucking Padme. If Obi-Wan and the Order weren't dicks then Anakin and Padme would've been fine.


If Obi-wan had just gone back for Anakin's mom none of this would have happened.
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im not reading all that BS.
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To further illustrate how Boba Fett is misinterpreted, let's just look at how these guys show up for a job interview:

IG88 - maintained, oiled, dressed for the job, a droid who's there to do that job.



Dengar - a bit slovenly, but wearing fresh clothes at least, could clean up better.  Clearly past his prime and getting into the "fuck it, I'll do it for a paycheck" frame of a bounty hunter's career where he regrets not dumping his first collected bounties into a tax-deferred retirement account.



Zuckuss - cleaned his rifle up well, made sure it looked good, wore his working gear to let an employer know he's ready to go.  He's the guy who shows up to a construction job and doesn't have to go buy steeltoes after the interview.



Bossk - clean uniform, clean weapon, attentive to the employer, professional.  He's at the top of his game and knows it, but doesn't bring any entitled attitude in to hiring negotiations.  The lizard is his reputation, knows it, and shows it.  Fucking A-J squared away.



Boba Fett - Wearing body armor he doesn't clean up or repair after it's damaged, doesn't paint up, thinks he's a cool guy by wearing a helmet to the meeting - like wearing fucking sunglasses to an interview.  If the boss does it, that's one thing - he's the boss.  If you do it and think you're too cool for the job - you certainly won't be doing that job.



"Is that a fucking bullet hole in your helmet?"
"Uh..."
"How many times have you been shot in the face?"
"It's uh..."
"Mynocksucking Mandaloroid waterheads.  This is the last time I put out any bounty hunter ads on Craigslist gigs."
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If Obi-wan had just gone back for Anakin's mom none of this would have happened.
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Darth Vader was a tormented soul that simply wanted to have a wife and family and the Jedi Order fucked it all up for him. It even brainwashed his wife into hating him. He had to get married in secret for God's sake!  

Also he didn't go around the galaxy proselytizing unlike Obi-Wan did.


The Jedi didn't brainwash Padme into hating Anakin. He flipped out with hatred, jealousy and a double shot of crazy, and his wife saw him for what he was.
The Jedi weren't without flaws, and IMO were generally stupid and naïve, but there were NOT the bad guys.

-ZA
He wasn't crazy....  

He was plagued with visions of his wife dying. Oh, what caused that? The Jedi Order and Obi-Wan mind fucking Padme. If Obi-Wan and the Order weren't dicks then Anakin and Padme would've been fine.


If Obi-wan had just gone back for Anakin's mom none of this would have happened.

Obi-wan was a psychologically scarred death cult member. If you are depending on him for anything you've already fucked up.
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  The Jedi Code.


There is no emotion, there is peace.
There is no ignorance, there is knowledge.
There is no passion, there is serenity.
There is no chaos, there is harmony.
There is no death, there is the Force.



The Sith Code


Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken.
The Force shall free me.







Yeah, the Sith and Dark Side is sooooo bad.
   

Kill the Jedi and Rebel Scum
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It is odd to me that Lucas wants the dark side to be this evil thing, yet, the only thing evil about it is Palpatine.

  The Jedi Code.


There is no emotion, there is peace.
There is no ignorance, there is knowledge.
There is no passion, there is serenity.
There is no chaos, there is harmony.
There is no death, there is the Force.



The Sith Code


Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken.
The Force shall free me.







Yeah, the Sith and Dark Side is sooooo bad.
   

Kill the Jedi and Rebel Scum


I can show you some areas of the world where there is only passion and no logic.
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The Empire was less tyrannical than the United States.

Han Solo walked around on Imperial worlds open carrying without giving it the slightest thought, to the point it was part of his style. He flew around on his privately owned ship equipped with two plainly visible quad-barreled automatic AA cannons, defensive countermeasures, sensor jamming equipment, an autonomous anti-personnel machine gun, and probably torpedo launchers... And no one gave him shit for it. He was confident flying this ship all around the Empire without fear of arrest or trouble.

A modern US citizen is not as free as Han Solo was under the Empire.
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GD...where small government advocates promote a tyrannical space empire.

I'm just a simple moisture farmer.

The Empire was less tyrannical than the United States.

Han Solo walked around on Imperial worlds open carrying without giving it the slightest thought, to the point it was part of his style. He flew around on his privately owned ship equipped with two plainly visible quad-barreled automatic AA cannons, defensive countermeasures, sensor jamming equipment, an autonomous anti-personnel machine gun, and probably torpedo launchers... And no one gave him shit for it. He was confident flying this ship all around the Empire without fear of arrest or trouble.

A modern US citizen is not as free as Han Solo was under the Empire.


not really he went from  tatooine (AZ), to Hoth (AK), to Endor (WV) and he could have open carried in any of those places
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He escapes the sarlacc
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Mandalorians for the motherfucking win!!

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lol

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Eaten by a giant toothed anus in the desert after being defeated by a barely unfrozen blind man.

He escapes the sarlacc


Still doesn't change the fact he got his ass kicked by a blind guy with a stick.
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