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Posted: 9/3/2015 9:43:12 AM EDT
Kermit has denied rumours that the woman he's been spotted out and about with is his new love - but that didn't stop people being outraged http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/celebritynews/11841008/feminists-angry-kermit-the-frog-new-girlfriend.html |
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Posted: 9/3/2015 9:44:47 AM EDT
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So women are supposed to be ugly and fat?
Yet the rest of america needs to lose weight and exercise according to our feminist 1st lady. No wonder women have identity crises. |
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Posted: 9/3/2015 9:45:46 AM EDT
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Lol what
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Posted: 9/3/2015 9:45:59 AM EDT
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But she is still a pig so your group is well represented.
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Posted: 9/3/2015 9:48:46 AM EDT
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If only Rosie was Kermit's new squeeze.
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Posted: 9/3/2015 9:49:39 AM EDT
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Is she Asian too?
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Posted: 9/3/2015 9:50:55 AM EDT
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Miss Piggy dumped him, she found out he had venereal warts.
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Posted: 9/3/2015 9:51:11 AM EDT
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Oh for fucks sake
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Posted: 9/3/2015 9:51:18 AM EDT
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Is she Asian too? Sweet and sour pork. 
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Posted: 9/3/2015 9:51:57 AM EDT
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But she is still a pig so your group is well represented.
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Posted: 9/3/2015 9:53:45 AM EDT
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She is still a pig!
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Posted: 9/3/2015 9:55:02 AM EDT
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I've never heard a fit hot chick bitch about this shit.
Again, trying to cater to a minority. |
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Posted: 9/3/2015 9:57:21 AM EDT
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Posted: 9/3/2015 9:57:57 AM EDT
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If Margery Tyrell or Alyson 'one time at band camp' Hannigan were a pig...
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Posted: 9/3/2015 9:58:42 AM EDT
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How long before Kermit's new bacon taco is discovered to be a ladyboy?
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Posted: 9/3/2015 9:59:03 AM EDT
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Is she Asian too? Yum, Asian! |
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Posted: 9/3/2015 10:00:19 AM EDT
[#16]
Fat Women Outraged at Frog Fucking Skinny Hog!
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Posted: 9/3/2015 10:03:19 AM EDT
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In the link one of the twitter comments was "We thought realistic Barbie was a victory, but now we have skinny Pam on Archer & Denise the younger hotter pig on the Muppets"
Never in a million years did I think you could tie in Archer with the Muppets. These people are fucking crazy!!!! And someone should let the dip shit know that skinny Pam lasted for like 8 episodes before she ran out of cocaine 
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Posted: 9/3/2015 10:03:33 AM EDT
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Fat Women Outraged at Frog Fucking Skinny Hog! No need to drag the French into this. |
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Posted: 9/3/2015 10:03:54 AM EDT
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Piggy has abused Kermit for years. I mean nasty, physical abuse. Straight throwing him off buildings and shit. It's a good thing he's just cloth and foam or he'd probably be dead by now.
Kermit finally frogs up and ditches her ass for some fine strange, and people are angry with him?! Shut the fuck up, douches. Reverse the genders and pretend it's a woman being physically abused like that. Oh, now it's a different story, right? Fucking hypocrite bitches. Fuck 'em. You do what's right for you, Kermit. |
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Posted: 9/3/2015 10:05:56 AM EDT
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Piggy has abused Kermit for years. I mean nasty, physical abuse. Straight throwing him off buildings and shit. It's a good thing he's just cloth and foam or he'd probably be dead by now. Kermit finally frogs up and ditches her ass for some fine strange, and people are angry with him?! Shut the fuck up, douches. Reverse the genders and pretend it's a woman being physically abused like that. Oh, now it's a different story, right? Fucking hypocrite bitches. Fuck 'em. You do what's right for you, Kermit. Kermit is a little slut. 
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Posted: 9/3/2015 10:06:27 AM EDT
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If Margery Tyrell or Alyson 'one time at band camp' Hannigan were a pig... http://i.imgur.com/6yjCctL.jpg 
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Posted: 9/3/2015 10:08:54 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Piggy has abused Kermit for years. I mean nasty, physical abuse. Straight throwing him off buildings and shit. It's a good thing he's just cloth and foam or he'd probably be dead by now. Kermit finally frogs up and ditches her ass for some fine strange, and people are angry with him?! Shut the fuck up, douches. Reverse the genders and pretend it's a woman being physically abused like that. Oh, now it's a different story, right? Fucking hypocrite bitches. Fuck 'em. You do what's right for you, Kermit. Kermit is a little slut. https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/55/3f/f0/553ff0d16ba60784512607365d42a231.jpg http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/web03/2010/10/1/13/enhanced-buzz-17475-1285952921-0.jpg  |
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Posted: 9/3/2015 10:11:20 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: In the link one of the twitter comments was "We thought realistic Barbie was a victory, but now we have skinny Pam on Archer & Denise the younger hotter pig on the Muppets" Never in a million years did I think you could tie in Archer with the Muppets. These people are fucking crazy!!!! And someone should let the dip shit know that skinny Pam lasted for like 8 episodes before she ran out of cocaine Coke Pam was best Pam. |
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Posted: 9/3/2015 10:11:58 AM EDT
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that's disturbing Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Piggy has abused Kermit for years. I mean nasty, physical abuse. Straight throwing him off buildings and shit. It's a good thing he's just cloth and foam or he'd probably be dead by now. Kermit finally frogs up and ditches her ass for some fine strange, and people are angry with him?! Shut the fuck up, douches. Reverse the genders and pretend it's a woman being physically abused like that. Oh, now it's a different story, right? Fucking hypocrite bitches. Fuck 'em. You do what's right for you, Kermit. Kermit is a little slut. https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/55/3f/f0/553ff0d16ba60784512607365d42a231.jpg http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/web03/2010/10/1/13/enhanced-buzz-17475-1285952921-0.jpg Oh they get worse. 
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Posted: 9/3/2015 10:12:46 AM EDT
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In the link one of the twitter comments was "We thought realistic Barbie was a victory, but now we have skinny Pam on Archer & Denise the younger hotter pig on the Muppets" Never in a million years did I think you could tie in Archer with the Muppets. These people are fucking crazy!!!! And someone should let the dip shit know that skinny Pam lasted for like 8 episodes before she ran out of cocaine Because fat Pam was such a good role model for girls everywhere. They're just jealous Pam was able to get laid looking like that. |
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Posted: 9/3/2015 10:12:50 AM EDT
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Miss Piggy did crossfit. She is empowered now. What the fuck is their problem?
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Posted: 9/3/2015 10:12:59 AM EDT
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Coke Pam was best Pam. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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In the link one of the twitter comments was "We thought realistic Barbie was a victory, but now we have skinny Pam on Archer & Denise the younger hotter pig on the Muppets" Never in a million years did I think you could tie in Archer with the Muppets. These people are fucking crazy!!!! And someone should let the dip shit know that skinny Pam lasted for like 8 episodes before she ran out of cocaine Coke Pam was best Pam. Negative. Yakuza pit fighting Pam is best Pam. |
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Posted: 9/3/2015 10:14:31 AM EDT
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Miss fat piggy had some serious mental health issues that needed to be dealt with. NO ONE needs all that extra estrogen runnin around on their cartoons.
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Posted: 9/3/2015 10:16:35 AM EDT
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She is still a pig! Some guys are "ass men" and some guys are "leg men"... Kermit is into pigs. Who are we to judge? Hell, in this social climate, we are probably lucky he didn't move in with a toad named Richard. |
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Posted: 9/3/2015 10:16:37 AM EDT
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Posted: 9/3/2015 10:16:59 AM EDT
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Quoted: http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/03426/muppets-1024_3426209b.jpg Kermit has denied rumours that the woman he's been spotted out and about with is his new love - but that didn't stop people being outraged http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/celebritynews/11841008/feminists-angry-kermit-the-frog-new-girlfriend.html He met her on Ashley Madison and she became his nanny, but he hired her to be his secretary, while she was still a waitress at the local bar, and they went to the same gym together. Besides Ms. Piggy was a psycho bitch, high maintenance, controlling, spent all of Kermits money , was fat, lazy, out of shape and her house was a sty. That about covers it. Tragically, this covers about 90% of GD I am getting a divorce threads. |
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Posted: 9/3/2015 10:19:49 AM EDT
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Miss Piggy did crossfit. She is empowered now. What the fuck is their problem? I'm going with this in this silly assed thread. |
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Posted: 9/3/2015 10:21:51 AM EDT
[#33]
Would hit!
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Posted: 9/3/2015 10:21:53 AM EDT
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Kermit is into Asians. I can dig that.
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Posted: 9/3/2015 10:22:28 AM EDT
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Negative. Yakuza pit fighting Pam is best Pam. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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In the link one of the twitter comments was "We thought realistic Barbie was a victory, but now we have skinny Pam on Archer & Denise the younger hotter pig on the Muppets" Never in a million years did I think you could tie in Archer with the Muppets. These people are fucking crazy!!!! And someone should let the dip shit know that skinny Pam lasted for like 8 episodes before she ran out of cocaine Coke Pam was best Pam. Negative. Yakuza pit fighting Pam is best Pam. Im going to have to go with skinny coked up Pam and Cherleen on this one. nope no CoC pictures of them to post, but ill see if I can find some guy getting beheaded. 
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Posted: 9/3/2015 10:29:56 AM EDT
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Posted: 9/3/2015 10:41:32 AM EDT
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Kermit is into Asians. I can dig that. No shit, The frog can finally cancel his subscription the Siamese Twins lesbian site he was always spending his time and money on in the wanking Kermit meme, move out of his basement and finally become a productive member of society with his own real live Asian doll on his arm. Unfortunately though, their are small angry people who can't just simply be happy for someone else's successful development and will selfishly try to co-opt and spoil his bliss for the sake of their own narrow agenda. |
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Posted: 9/3/2015 10:48:57 AM EDT
[#38]
Kermit the Frog recently died of swine flu. His last words were "That fucking pig told me she was clean!"
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Posted: 9/3/2015 10:50:26 AM EDT
[#39]
It's about time Kermit dumped that fat, angry, abusive bitch that is Miss Piggy.
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Posted: 9/3/2015 10:51:09 AM EDT
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Posted: 9/3/2015 10:52:52 AM EDT
[#41]
It's a frickin puppet. WTF is wrong with people
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Posted: 9/3/2015 10:57:43 AM EDT
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Oh jesus fucking christ! Is there nothing these morons won't get butt hurt about any more?
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Posted: 9/3/2015 10:58:42 AM EDT
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I'd hit it.
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Posted: 9/3/2015 10:58:53 AM EDT
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Let me get this straight, they are mad that the Muppet is normal, not fat..... despite the fact that it's a pig?
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Posted: 9/3/2015 10:59:03 AM EDT
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Miss Piggy is the Hillary Clinton of the Muppet world.
Fat cankles and an uber bitch too! |
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Posted: 9/3/2015 10:59:53 AM EDT
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Piggy has abused Kermit for years. I mean nasty, physical abuse. Straight throwing him off buildings and shit. It's a good thing he's just cloth and foam or he'd probably be dead by now. Kermit finally frogs up and ditches her ass for some fine strange, and people are angry with him?! Shut the fuck up, douches. Reverse the genders and pretend it's a woman being physically abused like that. Oh, now it's a different story, right? Fucking hypocrite bitches. Fuck 'em. You do what's right for you, Kermit. Piggy should be behind bars. But that skinny girl is way too young for him. That poor frog needs counseling. |
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Posted: 9/3/2015 11:11:09 AM EDT
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Kermit had a fling with Heidi the Hippo after Bletch dumped her, but before her workplace "incident".
Kermit's dalliances with the lean pork won't last long. He'll go back to Piggy like the whipped little amphibian he is. |
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Posted: 9/3/2015 11:15:09 AM EDT
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http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/03426/muppets-1024_3426209b.jpg Kermit has denied rumours that the woman he's been spotted out and about with is his new love - but that didn't stop people being outraged http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/celebritynews/11841008/feminists-angry-kermit-the-frog-new-girlfriend.html 
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Posted: 9/3/2015 11:16:43 AM EDT
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Well at least we know Kermit isn't Muslim, he eats pork.
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Posted: 9/3/2015 11:20:11 AM EDT
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Miss Piggy did crossfit. She is empowered now. What the fuck is their problem? Winning, you are.
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