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Link Posted: 8/30/2015 12:26:15 AM EDT
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 Good nuff

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I have never done that. I am a very diligent and responsible person. If I say I am going to be somewhere or do something, I do it.
Good on you!  

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I have never thrown up in a taxi or a car or a plane. Always made it to a sink or commode. Except the time I barfed outside a deer stand.
 Good nuff

Okay new question:  Had the urge to follow a beautiful stranger

 

Had the urge to follow a beautiful stranger many times but never acted on the urge. That would be creepy.
Link Posted: 8/30/2015 12:26:16 AM EDT
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that's easy. I was Catholic for a while.  hell, the priest was drunk, I think.  they liked their wine.
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that's easy. I was Catholic for a while.  hell, the priest was drunk, I think.  they liked their wine.
That's about the only thing I miss about the Catholic church.  Protestants and their grape juice



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Okay New Question:  Locked my self out of my house/apartment wearing only my underwear (I ran out gas once only wearing my underwear )



 
Link Posted: 8/30/2015 12:27:08 AM EDT
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I've just been unbelievably busy!Ok here's your question:  Have you ever worn sweat pants to work?

 


Sheltered life. Other than speeding, I've never witnessed a crime.
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I've just been unbelievably busy!Ok here's your question:  Have you ever worn sweat pants to work?

 





Nope.  Hell, it don't wear them in public.
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Sheltered life. Other than speeding, I've never witnessed a crime.
Okay New Question:  Been the center of a bad rumor



 
Link Posted: 8/30/2015 12:28:48 AM EDT
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It is creepy!  



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Link Posted: 8/30/2015 12:31:33 AM EDT
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It is creepy!  

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Where is the new question?
Link Posted: 8/30/2015 12:34:36 AM EDT
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It is creepy!  



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Where is the new question?

You know I'm a blond now don't you?  



Question:  Tried to break into someone's car



 
Link Posted: 8/30/2015 12:38:03 AM EDT
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I've just been unbelievably busy!Ok here's your question:  Have you ever worn sweat pants to work?
 


Nope.  Hell, it don't wear them in public.
Good on you!

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Sheltered life. Other than speeding, I've never witnessed a crime.
Okay New Question:  Been the center of a bad rumor
 

I was an unpopular kid in middle school. Just a dorky kid with a touch of aspie.  Word spread that I was gay and had AIDS.




This was right after Ryan White...
Link Posted: 8/30/2015 12:38:50 AM EDT
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It is creepy!  

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Where is the new question?
You know I'm a blond now don't you?  

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I took your avatar as gospel. 6ft blonde.

I have broken in to several cars. After they locked their keys inside. One had a baby locked inside.
Link Posted: 8/30/2015 12:38:55 AM EDT
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I worked at a rental car and airport parking lot for about 15 years.  I broke into hundreds of cars.  Not exactly what you were asking, though.  They typically didn't know I was breaking in, though.  It was normally because someone had locked the keys in and it was quicker and easier than waiting til they returned, got pissed off, then had to wait for a locksmith.  I'm actually quite good at it.  Cars started getting better about 10 years ago, as I was leaving the business.
Link Posted: 8/30/2015 12:40:33 AM EDT
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I was an unpopular kid in middle school. Just a dorky kid with a touch of aspie.  Word spread that I was gay and had AIDS.
This was right after Ryan White...
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That's awful.  I'm sorry about that.  My son is on the spectrum and kids pulled that shit all of the time too.  



New Question:  Been caught picking a wedgie in public



 
Link Posted: 8/30/2015 12:41:14 AM EDT
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Nope, never happened.
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It is creepy!  



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Where is the new question?

You know I'm a blond now don't you?  



Question:  Tried to break into someone's car

 




I took your avatar as gospel. 6ft blonde.



I have broken in to several cars. After they locked their keys inside. One had a baby locked inside.

SGStile-2

Zack3g-1

Leisure_Shoot-5

Headless_T_Gunner-8

JohnnyCarcinogen:1



Ya, me too, however most of the cars I broke into were my own



Okay new question:  Clogged an acquaintance's toilet





 
Link Posted: 8/30/2015 12:43:12 AM EDT
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I worked at a rental car and airport parking lot for about 15 years.  I broke into hundreds of cars.  Not exactly what you were asking, though.  They typically didn't know I was breaking in, though.  It was normally because someone had locked the keys in and it was quicker and easier than waiting til they returned, got pissed off, then had to wait for a locksmith.  I'm actually quite good at it.  Cars started getting better about 10 years ago, as I was leaving the business.
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Link Posted: 8/30/2015 12:43:27 AM EDT
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That's awful.  I'm sorry about that.  My son is on the spectrum and kids pulled that shit all of the time too.  

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I was an unpopular kid in middle school. Just a dorky kid with a touch of aspie.  Word spread that I was gay and had AIDS.




This was right after Ryan White...
SGStile-2
Zack3g-1
Leisure_Shoot-5
Headless_T_Gunner-7
JohnnyCarcinogen:1

That's awful.  I'm sorry about that.  My son is on the spectrum and kids pulled that shit all of the time too.  

New Question:  Been caught picking a wedgie in public
 

Not only in public, in formation, right before a battalion run.
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Yep.

Was picking up my date from her parent's house. I was 16.

Dropped a HUGE shit, and never said a word. I think the toilet overflowed too.

Never heard back about it tho.
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New Question:  Got a tattoo below the waist



 
Link Posted: 8/30/2015 12:44:44 AM EDT
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sadly yes, but I fixed it, subtley. Christmas party. wealthy acquaintances.
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Well the first question I pulled for you was:  Got pregnant to keep a man

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I've never been preggo, and no tats below the waste.
Link Posted: 8/30/2015 12:45:35 AM EDT
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Not only in public, in formation, right before a battalion run.
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I was an unpopular kid in middle school. Just a dorky kid with a touch of aspie.  Word spread that I was gay and had AIDS.
This was right after Ryan White...
SGStile-2

Zack3g-1

Leisure_Shoot-5

Headless_T_Gunner-7

JohnnyCarcinogen:1



That's awful.  I'm sorry about that.  My son is on the spectrum and kids pulled that shit all of the time too.  



New Question:  Been caught picking a wedgie in public

 


Not only in public, in formation, right before a battalion run.
 



New Question:  Been so messed up I couldn't remember my address



SGStile-2

Zack3g-1

Leisure_Shoot-5

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Link Posted: 8/30/2015 12:46:17 AM EDT
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Was picking up my date from her parent's house. I was 16.



Dropped a HUGE shit, and never said a word. I think the toilet overflowed too.



Never heard back about it tho.
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Yep.



Was picking up my date from her parent's house. I was 16.



Dropped a HUGE shit, and never said a word. I think the toilet overflowed too.



Never heard back about it tho.
 I would have said something to you!



 
Link Posted: 8/30/2015 12:47:22 AM EDT
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wife found me passed out in a puddle of puke between our house and the neighbors... does that count? Neighbors had a great party.  this was 15+ years ago.  don't judge me.
 
Link Posted: 8/30/2015 12:47:24 AM EDT
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lol right on!



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Link Posted: 8/30/2015 12:48:01 AM EDT
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Nope, never happened.
Well the first question I pulled for you was:  Got pregnant to keep a man



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I've never been preggo, and no tats below the waste.




Question:  Dumped someone



 
Link Posted: 8/30/2015 12:48:02 AM EDT
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Ya, me too, however most of the cars I broke into were my own

Okay new question:  Clogged an acquaintance's toilet

 
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It is creepy!  

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JohnnyCarcinogen:

New Question:

 


Where is the new question?
You know I'm a blond now don't you?  

Question:  Tried to break into someone's car
 


I took your avatar as gospel. 6ft blonde.

I have broken in to several cars. After they locked their keys inside. One had a baby locked inside.
SGStile-2
Zack3g-1
Leisure_Shoot-5
Headless_T_Gunner-8
JohnnyCarcinogen:1

Ya, me too, however most of the cars I broke into were my own

Okay new question:  Clogged an acquaintance's toilet

 


Yes I have clogged an acquaintances toilet. Looked around for the plunger. Who doesn't have a plunger? Finally found it in the under sink cabinet wrapped up in a plastic bag.
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wife found me passed out in a puddle of puke between our house and the neighbors... does that count? Neighbors had a great party.  this was 15+ years ago.  don't judge me.  
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lol right on!



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sadly yes, but I fixed it, subtley. Christmas party. wealthy acquaintances.
lol right on!



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Zack3g-1

Leisure_Shoot-6

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JohnnyCarcinogen:2

 
yes. felt MIL's boobs.

 
Link Posted: 8/30/2015 12:49:40 AM EDT
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I was an unpopular kid in middle school. Just a dorky kid with a touch of aspie.  Word spread that I was gay and had AIDS.




This was right after Ryan White...
SGStile-2
Zack3g-1
Leisure_Shoot-5
Headless_T_Gunner-7
JohnnyCarcinogen:1

That's awful.  I'm sorry about that.  My son is on the spectrum and kids pulled that shit all of the time too.  

New Question:  Been caught picking a wedgie in public
 

Not only in public, in formation, right before a battalion run.
 

New Question:  Been so messed up I couldn't remember my address

SGStile-2
Zack3g-1
Leisure_Shoot-5
Headless_T_Gunner-8
JohnnyCarcinogen:2
 

Yep. Tried to walk home from a step joint in Germany, ended half way to another town when some guys from my unit recognized me and had their taxi pull over and pick me up.
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wife found me passed out in a puddle of puke between our house and the neighbors... does that count? Neighbors had a great party.  this was 15+ years ago.  don't judge me.  


 
I was drinking wine. from the bottle.  carried around bottles all night.

 
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Yes I have clogged an acquaintances toilet. Looked around for the plunger. Who doesn't have a plunger? Finally found it in the under sink cabinet wrapped up in a plastic bag.


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Yes I have clogged an acquaintances toilet. Looked around for the plunger. Who doesn't have a plunger? Finally found it in the under sink cabinet wrapped up in a plastic bag.


 Right on!





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*I've got to stop at 10, my granddaughter is having an awards ceremony at church in the AM.  




 
 
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sadly yes, but I fixed it, subtley. Christmas party. wealthy acquaintances.
lol right on!



New Question:  Gotten drunk at my In-Law's house



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Zack3g-1

Leisure_Shoot-7

Headless_T_Gunner-9

JohnnyCarcinogen:2

bcauz3y:

 
yes. felt MIL's boobs.  


Now that's a story I'd like to hear!  



New Question:  Tried to hide something from Hotel Housekeeping



 
Link Posted: 8/30/2015 12:54:05 AM EDT
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Yep. Tried to walk home from a step joint in Germany, ended half way to another town when some guys from my unit recognized me and had their taxi pull over and pick me up.
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SGStile-2

Zack3g-1

Leisure_Shoot-5

Headless_T_Gunner-8

JohnnyCarcinogen:2

 


Yep. Tried to walk home from a step joint in Germany, ended half way to another town when some guys from my unit recognized me and had their taxi pull over and pick me up.
JohnnyCarcinogen



Nice buddies!



SGStile-2

Zack3g-1

Leisure_Shoot-7

Headless_T_Gunner-9

JohnnyCarcinogen:3

bcauz3y:



New Question:  Walked in on someone I didn't know having sex



 
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Yes. Same girl I plugged the toilet on.

Not sure why. She was beautiful and sweet. I was a dickhead. Saw her 10 years later, and she was even more beautiful and sweet.
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Now that's a story I'd like to hear!  



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nothing lustful.. just a drunken grope. walked up behind her and put my arms around her and cupped 'em. in front of FIL and wife.

 
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Nice buddies!

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Not only in public, in formation, right before a battalion run.
 

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SGStile-2
Zack3g-1
Leisure_Shoot-5
Headless_T_Gunner-8
JohnnyCarcinogen:2
 

Yep. Tried to walk home from a step joint in Germany, ended half way to another town when some guys from my unit recognized me and had their taxi pull over and pick me up.
JohnnyCarcinogen

Nice buddies!

SGStile-2
Zack3g-1
Leisure_Shoot-7
Headless_T_Gunner-9
JohnnyCarcinogen:3
bcauz3y:

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Nope. I always knew at least one person out of the two.

#justbarrackslife
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Yes. Same girl I plugged the toilet on.



Not sure why. She was beautiful and sweet. I was a dickhead. Saw her 10 years later, and she was even more beautiful and sweet.
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Yes. Same girl I plugged the toilet on.



Not sure why. She was beautiful and sweet. I was a dickhead. Saw her 10 years later, and she was even more beautiful and sweet.


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Leisure_Shoot-7

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I'm not tater salad.
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Nope. I always knew at least one person out of the two.



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Yep. Tried to walk home from a step joint in Germany, ended half way to another town when some guys from my unit recognized me and had their taxi pull over and pick me up.




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Nope. I always knew at least one person out of the two.



#justbarrackslife
Righton!



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Had embarrassingly brief sex



 
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Yes I have clogged an acquaintances toilet. Looked around for the plunger. Who doesn't have a plunger? Finally found it in the under sink cabinet wrapped up in a plastic bag.
 Right on!

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bcauz3y:

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I have been caught having sex in a public place. Miles down the beach on Padre Island. It was deserted as far as we could see in either direction. Mountain Girl and I were doing it on a blanket when the Beach Patrol drove past. They didn't stop. Just drove on by.
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Yep. Tried to walk home from a step joint in Germany, ended half way to another town when some guys from my unit recognized me and had their taxi pull over and pick me up.


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Nope. I always knew at least one person out of the two.

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Hey, it'd been a while, ok.




I'm hitting the rack, it's almost tomorrow.
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Tossed me on the curb. Lesson learned? Keep your chin down.
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I have been caught having sex in a public place. Miles down the beach on Padre Island. It was deserted as far as we could see in either direction. Mountain Girl and I were doing it on a blanket when the Beach Patrol drove past. They didn't stop. Just drove on by.

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*I've got to stop at 10, my granddaughter is having an awards ceremony at church in the AM.  

   




I have been caught having sex in a public place. Miles down the beach on Padre Island. It was deserted as far as we could see in either direction. Mountain Girl and I were doing it on a blanket when the Beach Patrol drove past. They didn't stop. Just drove on by.

You were lucky, I had an officer ask me if I was okay once



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Link Posted: 8/30/2015 1:02:35 AM EDT
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Yep. Tried to walk home from a step joint in Germany, ended half way to another town when some guys from my unit recognized me and had their taxi pull over and pick me up.




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Nope. I always knew at least one person out of the two.



#justbarrackslife
Righton!



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Had embarrassingly brief sex

 


Yep.





Hey, it'd been a while, ok.
I'm hitting the rack, it's almost tomorrow.
Good night!



I'm checking out soon too!



 
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Yes I have clogged an acquaintances toilet. Looked around for the plunger. Who doesn't have a plunger? Finally found it in the under sink cabinet wrapped up in a plastic bag.
 Right on!

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Zack3g-1
Leisure_Shoot-6
Headless_T_Gunner-9
JohnnyCarcinogen:2
bcauz3y:

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*I've got to stop at 10, my granddaughter is having an awards ceremony at church in the AM.  
   


I have been caught having sex in a public place. Miles down the beach on Padre Island. It was deserted as far as we could see in either direction. Mountain Girl and I were doing it on a blanket when the Beach Patrol drove past. They didn't stop. Just drove on by.
You were lucky, I had an officer ask me if I was okay once

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Zack3g-1
Leisure_Shoot-7
Headless_T_Gunner-10
JohnnyCarcinogen:3
bcauz3y: 1

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Yes. Had someone of the same sex hit on me. It has happened twice in three years. Both times in the sauna at LA Fitness.
Link Posted: 8/30/2015 1:04:52 AM EDT
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Yep. Fought with the bar owners son. Lost the fight when he punched me in the neck. Couldn't breathe.



Tossed me on the curb. Lesson learned? Keep your chin down.
Ouch!  I was thrown from the bar once in a bar fight.  I shared it here on ARFCOM



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*I've never have but will here, last time I had sex with my ex was inbetween Johnny Carson's monolouge and first guest.  Ya, it was embarrassingly short



 
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Yes I have clogged an acquaintances toilet. Looked around for the plunger. Who doesn't have a plunger? Finally found it in the under sink cabinet wrapped up in a plastic bag.

 Right on!



SGStile-2

Zack3g-1

Leisure_Shoot-6

Headless_T_Gunner-9

JohnnyCarcinogen:2

bcauz3y:



New Question:  Got caught having sex in a public place



*I've got to stop at 10, my granddaughter is having an awards ceremony at church in the AM.  

   




I have been caught having sex in a public place. Miles down the beach on Padre Island. It was deserted as far as we could see in either direction. Mountain Girl and I were doing it on a blanket when the Beach Patrol drove past. They didn't stop. Just drove on by.

You were lucky, I had an officer ask me if I was okay once



SGStile-2

Zack3g-1

Leisure_Shoot-7

Headless_T_Gunner-10

JohnnyCarcinogen:3

bcauz3y: 1



Last Question:  Had someone of the same sex hit on me

 




Yes. Had someone of the same sex hit on me. It has happened twice in three years. Both times in the sauna at LA Fitness.

Damn!





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Link Posted: 8/30/2015 1:06:43 AM EDT
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you live in a cave, missy?

 





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you live in a cave, missy?  



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you live in a cave, missy?  



https://youtu.be/neUaSTSKFZc



lol!  I don't watch TV  But I will pull this up on my phone before I go to bed!



 
Link Posted: 8/30/2015 1:08:25 AM EDT
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Yeah! ?? what do I win?
Link Posted: 8/30/2015 1:08:42 AM EDT
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Got to hit the hay Gentlemen!  Good night to you all!
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