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Posted: 8/25/2015 10:39:02 AM EDT
The fedora looks good on men who have enough confidence to pull it off. A neckbeard would look like a neckbeard in any hat...because he's an insecure neckbeard. The difference between the neckbeards and me when it comes to the fedora? I make this look GOOD.







Post 'em up. you know you want to.


EDIT* So, based on the claims that I must be balding and generally hideous under my goatee, I shaved my beard this am before work and took a pic to present the alternate view with neither goatee nor fedora. Now, based on my own consideration of this new  pic on page 9, I am not a hideous chud...aside from the need for a hair cut. Which look is better?

Link Posted: 8/25/2015 10:39:48 AM EDT
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Makes you look like a pedo. Just sayin'
Link Posted: 8/25/2015 10:40:02 AM EDT
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If you say so...
Link Posted: 8/25/2015 10:42:04 AM EDT
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Oh this is going to be good.
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neckbeard =/= hipster
Link Posted: 8/25/2015 10:44:11 AM EDT
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Sorry. What you really look like:

Link Posted: 8/25/2015 10:44:34 AM EDT
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At least it is actually has a real brim unlike the tiny ones the hipsters wear.  
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I don't believe your facial hair matches the time period, but I'm no fedora expert.
Link Posted: 8/25/2015 10:46:38 AM EDT
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There is no reason to wear a fedora. Ever.
Link Posted: 8/25/2015 10:46:48 AM EDT
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Good for you!



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Pics?

 
Link Posted: 8/25/2015 10:47:54 AM EDT
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New styles can emerge.

I like wearing non-ballcaps if I am going to be out in the sun.
Link Posted: 8/25/2015 10:49:38 AM EDT
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You do have a face that makes hats look good.  Just not that one.
Link Posted: 8/25/2015 10:51:10 AM EDT
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I have a fedora style hat I wear at the beach. Made of straw. After I judge the current year's women's swimwear styles I pull it down over my eyes and snooze under the umbrella.

There are no hat check girls anymore. There is generally no where to hang a hat in a restaurant. There used to be places under the seat in front of you at a movie to put your hat. No more. If you're a churl you can wear your ball cap while you eat your spaghetti but a fedora would look ridiculous.
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What if you want people to know you are a douchebag from a distance and all your Affliction shirts are soiled?
Link Posted: 8/25/2015 10:51:42 AM EDT
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Good effort, OP.
Link Posted: 8/25/2015 10:52:42 AM EDT
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Some member did once post a pic in one of these threads. He had one of those tropical fedoras with a tan suit IIRC.  He actually pulled it off, but that is very rare.  Normally it looks incredibly out of place, and poorly executed.
Link Posted: 8/25/2015 10:53:09 AM EDT
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The Fedora is cool.   (As long as you know how to cook meth, or have an equally serious profession).  


it's the mustache/beard thingy that makes you look like Chester the molester.  

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I might buy a fedora if I had a pinstriped suit and a Thompson SMG...
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Nah, it looks more like playing the dad role at a gay bar.
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it does look like one of those corny, horrid family portrait/yearbook photos
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A Panama with a linen suit before Labor Day in a warm climate is acceptable. Probably wouldn't go over in Montreal.
Link Posted: 8/25/2015 10:57:17 AM EDT
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I'm more of a Debian man anyway...
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LOL nailed it.

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it does look like one of those corny, horrid family portrait/yearbook photos


This
Link Posted: 8/25/2015 11:03:20 AM EDT
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Honestly?


You appear to be one of the few guys who can pull it off.

Keep lookin classy, guy.
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I wore my Harlequin costume today. I was the coolest looking mofo in the whole Walmart.
Link Posted: 8/25/2015 11:08:02 AM EDT
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Fedora's = Rapey!!!!!
Link Posted: 8/25/2015 11:08:30 AM EDT
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Sorry, Op but you look like a pedo or a 40 year old virgin. In your defense I couldn't pull off a fedora either.
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Link Posted: 8/25/2015 11:09:25 AM EDT
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Looks good OP (no homo)

I wish they'd make a come back
I liked those days of people dressing their best to go out to eat, to the movies

Have you been to church lately? Looks like a day at the beach!
Link Posted: 8/25/2015 11:10:25 AM EDT
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I'm very sorry the fedora is the only hat you own.

Write to Henry, they will send you a free ballcap.  Go on a hiking trail and steal a real deal brazil tarp hat from a wannabe adventurer such as myself...anything is better than fedora, bro
Link Posted: 8/25/2015 11:11:08 AM EDT
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Just don't.
Link Posted: 8/25/2015 11:11:50 AM EDT
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Was going to turn this into a Gay male suits porno video cover but I'm too drunk and tired. Remind me tomorrow.
Link Posted: 8/25/2015 11:12:24 AM EDT
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This has got to be the fastest turn around time for a AR-15.com Photoshop job that I've ever seen.
Link Posted: 8/25/2015 11:12:47 AM EDT
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The fedora looks good on men who have enough confidence to pull it off. A neckbeard would look like a neckbeard in any hat...because he's an insecure neckbeard. The difference between the neckbeards and me when it comes to the fedora? I make this look GOOD.



http://i440.photobucket.com/albums/qq126/Powerkicker/81d3dcf1-1306-4907-a3ea-de84a79ea025_zps4amcsaor.jpg





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OP, you look dead-on like a guy I used to work with 10-12 years ago.  Did you ever live in Indiana?  If not, you've got a twin out there somewhere...





 
Link Posted: 8/25/2015 11:13:04 AM EDT
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2002 called, looking for it's goatee.
Link Posted: 8/25/2015 11:13:18 AM EDT
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This has got to be the fastest turn around time for a AR-15.com Photoshop job that I've ever seen.
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Makes you look like a pedo. Just sayin'

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This has got to be the fastest turn around time for a AR-15.com Photoshop job that I've ever seen.


Not even close
Link Posted: 8/25/2015 11:13:33 AM EDT
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You have to have high cheek bones and a very strong jawline to pull off a fedora.  No doubt, many people couldn't pull them off when they were popular either, but nobody cared or noticed because everyone wore one.
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