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Posted: 8/24/2015 10:33:49 PM EDT
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Do you find that offensive, does that hurt your feelings? Sometime I tell her " you're my anchor baby" and until last week that was fine, should I dial it back a bit?   
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Aisle, not isle. And she probably drags you around the stores because you call her "wife unit".  Do you find that offensive, does that hurt your feelings? Sometime I tell her " you're my anchor baby" and until last week that was fine, should I dial it back a bit?
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Posted: 8/24/2015 10:34:15 PM EDT
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You go to the wrong target. Mine is packed to the brim with slamming hot milfs. I make excuses to go to target.
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Posted: 8/24/2015 10:36:31 PM EDT
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Target has more MILFS than WM
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Posted: 8/24/2015 10:38:04 PM EDT
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Target has more MILFS than WM The Wm near me regularly has some dirty skanks with pajamas, neck tattoos, and meth mouth. 
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Posted: 8/24/2015 10:39:49 PM EDT
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The Target where I live has hotter MILFS than Costco, and for those that know, they know that's saying something.
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Posted: 8/24/2015 10:41:23 PM EDT
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I can totally relate. There's only one Target in all of Corpus Christi and the place is a zoo... I absolutely dread having to go to that place.
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Posted: 8/24/2015 10:43:40 PM EDT
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You go to the wrong target. Mine is packed to the brim with slamming hot milfs. I make excuses to go to target.
Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile Same here. The only thing better is Hobby Lobby. |
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Posted: 8/24/2015 10:47:02 PM EDT
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The chicks that work in Target are usually pretty cute.
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Posted: 8/24/2015 10:48:27 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Here too, without fail. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: You go to the wrong target. Mine is packed to the brim with slamming hot milfs. I make excuses to go to target. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile Here too, without fail. |
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Posted: 8/24/2015 10:50:21 PM EDT
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Me......When you're done come get me in the DVD/Sporting goods section. That's what I always did. |
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Posted: 8/24/2015 10:52:15 PM EDT
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Walmart has ammo.
Target has better "views". Six of one. |
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Posted: 8/24/2015 10:52:22 PM EDT
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Same here. The only thing better is Hobby Lobby. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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You go to the wrong target. Mine is packed to the brim with slamming hot milfs. I make excuses to go to target.
Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile Same here. The only thing better is Hobby Lobby. Yes! that place is like a some sort of secret clubhouse for hot women I need a neck brace when I leave that store |
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Posted: 8/24/2015 10:57:29 PM EDT
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Jo-Ann Fabrics is a real hoot. 
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Posted: 8/24/2015 11:01:32 PM EDT
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You're doing it wrong. Next time, sit at the Starbucks and eyebang the MILF's while they checkout.
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Posted: 8/24/2015 11:02:16 PM EDT
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Jo-Ann Fabrics is a real hoot. Is being an old cranky bitch a prerequisite for working at John Anns? |
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Posted: 8/24/2015 11:05:32 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/24/2015 11:10:38 PM EDT
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Suck it up Nancy.
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Posted: 8/24/2015 11:11:44 PM EDT
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been there i feel the pain.
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Posted: 8/24/2015 11:12:45 PM EDT
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dude.. its just training for the real hell
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Posted: 8/24/2015 11:17:35 PM EDT
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Be patient with her, she married you didn't she? If that is your only problem, you got it made.
Personally, prefer Target also, I have encountered "shopping cart" rage at local Wall-Mart. I don't go there unless I absolutely have no choice. Then I go there early in the morning, when there is a minimum of people, ie <9am Wall-Mart is the pits. |
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Posted: 8/24/2015 11:19:07 PM EDT
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Target is nothing compared to trying to brave Ikea with the SO...
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Posted: 8/24/2015 11:21:59 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Target is nothing compared to trying to brave Ikea with the SO... Holy shit, I'd rather be beaten with a phone book than step inside a mall. |
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Posted: 8/24/2015 11:25:47 PM EDT
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Or the mall.
Holy shit, I'd rather be beaten with a phone book than step inside a mall. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Target is nothing compared to trying to brave Ikea with the SO...
Holy shit, I'd rather be beaten with a phone book than step inside a mall. The mall here is an outdoor mall. In Yuma, Arizona. The average high temp from May to September is 95º and up. 
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Posted: 8/24/2015 11:40:05 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: The mall here is an outdoor mall. In Yuma, Arizona. The average high temp from May to September is 95º and up. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Target is nothing compared to trying to brave Ikea with the SO... Holy shit, I'd rather be beaten with a phone book than step inside a mall. The mall here is an outdoor mall. In Yuma, Arizona. The average high temp from May to September is 95º and up. |
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Posted: 8/24/2015 11:45:38 PM EDT
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Bed Bath and Beyond is worse. You can only stare at the big wall o spatulas for so long.
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Posted: 8/24/2015 11:49:24 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Target is nothing compared to trying to brave Ikea with the SO... I figured that one out. Buy tealights. Lots of tealights, every time you go to Ikea. (They'll be useful for the zombie apocalypse, when your power goes out for good and the Big Night descends on civilization, so there you go . . .) Anyway, she won't go to Ikea anymore, because she's afraid I'll buy more tealights. But damn it, they're a compelling value proposition. |
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Posted: 8/24/2015 11:59:52 PM EDT
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The animals at the zoo sometimes behave better than the animals at walmart. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Target serves the same purpose as Chik-fil-a for middle class America. People tell themselves that they are paying a small premium for slightly better product/service. Really-though most won't say it in real life- they pay the small premium to avoid those they perceive as their inferiors. Percieve? Have you ever been inside a walmart? The only difference between most walmarts and a zoo is cover charge. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile The animals at the zoo sometimes behave better than the animals at walmart. FIFY |
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Posted: 8/25/2015 12:08:22 AM EDT
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I try to be a good sport and believe that " It'll just be quick, I only need a few things" Isle after fucking isle of pussified crap that is of ZERO fucking interest to me. And yes, oh yes we must venture down every single isle "oh these hand towels are cute... not $13 dollars cute though" fucking facepalm after facepalm Fuck Target and all the uppedy hipster fucks in the red shirts that work there. Please for the sanity of men everywhere... convert that shitty little food court you offer into a bar, with beers, shots, margaritas, chips and salsa and sports on tv, So I can just relax and enjoy the only thing your store does have to offer, which is good looking women in yoga pants. My ammo box, has a 30/30 Federal carton with a TARGET price sticker. 
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Posted: 8/25/2015 12:08:59 AM EDT
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Why is there an outdoor anything in AZ? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Target is nothing compared to trying to brave Ikea with the SO...
Holy shit, I'd rather be beaten with a phone book than step inside a mall. The mall here is an outdoor mall. In Yuma, Arizona. The average high temp from May to September is 95º and up. people that built shit here are stupid |
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Posted: 8/25/2015 12:11:54 AM EDT
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Target is hip in IL? Here it's just where walmart shoppers go to when they get a raise.
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Posted: 8/25/2015 12:14:00 AM EDT
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I worked at target for a short period of time.
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Posted: 8/25/2015 12:21:31 AM EDT
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You don't shop the endcaps for clearance?
Mark Down amount schedule 30% 50% 70% 90% ------- Mark Down Schedule ------- -Mon. -- Electronics, Kids Clothing, and Stationary (Cards, GiftWrap, etc.) -Tues. -- Domestics, Women's Clothing, Pets and Market (food items) -Wed. -- Men's Clothing, Toys, Health and Beauty, Lawn & Garden items -Thur. -- House Wares, Lingerie, Shoes, Sporting Goods, Movies, Music, Books, Decor and Luggage -Fri. -- Auto, Cosmetics, Hardware, & Jewelry |
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Posted: 8/25/2015 12:26:41 AM EDT
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I figured that one out. Buy tealights. Lots of tealights, every time you go to Ikea. (They'll be useful for the zombie apocalypse, when your power goes out for good and the Big Night descends on civilization, so there you go . . .) Anyway, she won't go to Ikea anymore, because she's afraid I'll buy more tealights. But damn it, they're a compelling value proposition. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Target is nothing compared to trying to brave Ikea with the SO... I figured that one out. Buy tealights. Lots of tealights, every time you go to Ikea. (They'll be useful for the zombie apocalypse, when your power goes out for good and the Big Night descends on civilization, so there you go . . .) Anyway, she won't go to Ikea anymore, because she's afraid I'll buy more tealights. But damn it, they're a compelling value proposition. I did this, literally exactly this. Bought a few of those bricks, with the exact same excuse. Worked for almost a year of no Ikea! Apparently I forgot about it, we've been to Ikea a few times in the last two months. Thanks for the reminder! |
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Posted: 8/25/2015 12:38:55 AM EDT
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Buy tealights. Lots of tealights, every time you go to Ikea. ...... That's just crazy enough to work...... |
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Posted: 8/25/2015 12:51:42 AM EDT
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I try to be a good sport and believe that " It'll just be quick, I only need a few things" Isle after fucking isle of pussified crap that is of ZERO fucking interest to me. And yes, oh yes we must venture down every single isle "oh these hand towels are cute... not $13 dollars cute though" fucking facepalm after facepalm Fuck Target and all the uppedy hipster fucks in the red shirts that work there. Please for the sanity of men everywhere... convert that shitty little food court you offer into a bar, with beers, shots, margaritas, chips and salsa and sports on tv, So I can just relax and enjoy the only thing your store does have to offer, which is good looking women in yoga pants. When I was married I used to get into fights after we were in there because I was staring at hot chicks. I would only look straight forward and at her and my kid. I fucking hated that. Target is now a goto spot to meet womens. It's a 50/50 there. |
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Posted: 8/25/2015 2:20:12 AM EDT
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Before my wife died, that did seem like torture. Now, I'd give anything to have her drag me through Target.
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Posted: 8/25/2015 2:24:13 AM EDT
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Uppity hipster and target in the same sentence? lol makes me wonder if you bathe and have dirt floors because you're so hardcore manly. lol
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Posted: 8/25/2015 2:32:19 AM EDT
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10 person tent "Embark" $100 clearance price
Two sleeping bags at roughly $60 for the pair Two embark captain chairs on sale $20 for the pair. I think I got a good deal. 
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Posted: 8/25/2015 2:38:11 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Target is nothing compared to trying to brave Ikea with the SO... The first hour was OK... Little grab ass here, little there when no one's looking (much) blah blah blah all that fun stuff... Hour two the doldrums set in and my sails lost wind. Hour three... the zombie apocalypse happened and all I could do was shuffle blindly forward with all the other glassy eyed shoppers to the checkout. eta- I think the capstone to the night was watching like a Nicolas sparks movie... on top of it all... |
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Posted: 8/26/2015 1:03:32 AM EDT
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LOL I only had to do that once with the former female... it was like Dante's rings of hell wandering the maze from one ring to the next. The first hour was OK... Little grab ass here, little there when no one's looking (much) blah blah blah all that fun stuff... Hour two the doldrums set in and my sails lost wind. Hour three... the zombie apocalypse happened and all I could do was shuffle blindly forward with all the other glassy eyed shoppers to the checkout. eta- I think the capstone to the night was watching like a Nicolas sparks movie... on top of it all... Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Target is nothing compared to trying to brave Ikea with the SO... The first hour was OK... Little grab ass here, little there when no one's looking (much) blah blah blah all that fun stuff... Hour two the doldrums set in and my sails lost wind. Hour three... the zombie apocalypse happened and all I could do was shuffle blindly forward with all the other glassy eyed shoppers to the checkout. eta- I think the capstone to the night was watching like a Nicolas sparks movie... on top of it all... The only redeeming thing about ikea is doing the warp level sound effects when you take the shortcuts to different departments... |
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Posted: 8/26/2015 1:32:23 AM EDT
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When I was married I used to get into fights after we were in there because I was staring at hot chicks. I would only look straight forward and at her and my kid. I fucking hated that. Target is now a goto spot to meet womens. It's a 50/50 there. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I try to be a good sport and believe that " It'll just be quick, I only need a few things" Isle after fucking isle of pussified crap that is of ZERO fucking interest to me. And yes, oh yes we must venture down every single isle "oh these hand towels are cute... not $13 dollars cute though" fucking facepalm after facepalm Fuck Target and all the uppedy hipster fucks in the red shirts that work there. Please for the sanity of men everywhere... convert that shitty little food court you offer into a bar, with beers, shots, margaritas, chips and salsa and sports on tv, So I can just relax and enjoy the only thing your store does have to offer, which is good looking women in yoga pants. When I was married I used to get into fights after we were in there because I was staring at hot chicks. I would only look straight forward and at her and my kid. I fucking hated that. Target is now a goto spot to meet womens. It's a 50/50 there. My wife says your ex was insecure and silly. |
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Posted: 8/26/2015 1:45:46 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: The only redeeming thing about ikea is doing the warp level sound effects when you take the shortcuts to different departments... Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Target is nothing compared to trying to brave Ikea with the SO... The first hour was OK... Little grab ass here, little there when no one's looking (much) blah blah blah all that fun stuff... Hour two the doldrums set in and my sails lost wind. Hour three... the zombie apocalypse happened and all I could do was shuffle blindly forward with all the other glassy eyed shoppers to the checkout. eta- I think the capstone to the night was watching like a Nicolas sparks movie... on top of it all... The only redeeming thing about ikea is doing the warp level sound effects when you take the shortcuts to different departments...  |
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Posted: 8/26/2015 1:54:13 AM EDT
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Target is always full of hot cashiers and shoppers with spandex camel toes. Love the Target!
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Posted: 8/26/2015 1:55:54 AM EDT
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Target is nothing compared to trying to brave Ikea with the SO... The first hour was OK... Little grab ass here, little there when no one's looking (much) blah blah blah all that fun stuff... Hour two the doldrums set in and my sails lost wind. Hour three... the zombie apocalypse happened and all I could do was shuffle blindly forward with all the other glassy eyed shoppers to the checkout. eta- I think the capstone to the night was watching like a Nicolas sparks movie... on top of it all... The only redeeming thing about ikea is doing the warp level sound effects when you take the shortcuts to different departments...  https://youtu.be/8CZV6rsdnHs
Hey Donna... 
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Posted: 8/26/2015 2:08:43 AM EDT
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Target by my house is a MILF hangout.
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Posted: 8/26/2015 2:38:46 AM EDT
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Op, at least I hope you were packing in violation of their no ccw policy. They have a no ccw policy? |
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Posted: 8/26/2015 4:56:57 AM EDT
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Jo-Ann Fabrics is a real hoot. My wife quilts.... I feel your pain. |
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Posted: 8/26/2015 5:48:06 AM EDT
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OPNI this and the yoga pants... 
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Posted: 8/26/2015 5:58:59 AM EDT
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Target serves the same purpose as Chik-fil-a for middle class America. People tell themselves that they are paying a small premium for slightly better product/service. Really-though most won't say it in real life- they pay the small premium to avoid those they perceive as their inferiors. Is that a bad thing? I'll say it on the Internet. I drive 20 minutes out of my way to avoid the ghetto Walmart. So there. |
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Posted: 8/26/2015 7:00:13 AM EDT
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Snack aisle, Crave jerky is two for $10.
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