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Posted: 8/2/2015 1:59:49 PM EDT
Look in his eye, he was pissed. I'm grateful that he was distracted in his amorous affair or I may not have made it out of my woods alive. I think that karma has dealt me a hand here. I stop and move turtles/tortoises out of the road all the time. Now they just fuck freely on my property. I feel like Howard Hughes of the plastron / carapace. Slicker than he and she. 
Eta: would make a neat "in" pic 
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Posted: 8/2/2015 2:02:53 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/2/2015 2:06:56 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/2/2015 2:07:18 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/2/2015 2:08:57 PM EDT
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Look again. He was giving you the "That's right, brother. I'm knocking the bottom outta this" look. |
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Posted: 8/2/2015 2:14:41 PM EDT
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Look again. He was giving you the "That's right, brother. I'm knocking the bottom outta this" look. Quote HistoryQuoted:
Look again. He was giving you the "That's right, brother. I'm knocking the bottom outta this" look. Imagine being in a full body cast and trying to mount up a woman. |
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Posted: 8/2/2015 2:20:20 PM EDT
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Look again. He was giving you the "That's right, brother. I'm knocking the bottom outta this" look. Imagine being in a full body cast and trying to mount up a woman who is also in a full body cast. Rule 34
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Posted: 8/2/2015 2:21:28 PM EDT
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Am I in before the lock?
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Posted: 8/2/2015 2:23:38 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryShe's not impressed.
Obviously didn't read that size doesn't matter article
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Posted: 8/2/2015 2:44:10 PM EDT
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Am I in before the lock? So Far! Loved the noises in first video. |
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Posted: 8/2/2015 2:50:15 PM EDT
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You got it all wrong.
See the turtle in back hurt his front feet. The turtle in front was just helping him walk home... ETA: Power points for being a species that's able to screw in poison ivy/oak with impunity |
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Posted: 8/2/2015 2:53:16 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuote HistoryWow. |
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Posted: 8/2/2015 3:45:31 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuote HistoryTortoise North cameo.
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Posted: 8/2/2015 5:49:19 PM EDT
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It makes me happy that turtles sound exactly like you'd expect when they're fucking.
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Posted: 8/2/2015 5:57:43 PM EDT
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What the turtle fuck is going on here
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Posted: 8/2/2015 5:57:43 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuote HistoryI bet there's a market for that... |
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Posted: 8/2/2015 7:27:15 PM EDT
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This thread has sex. IBTL. Sorry OP, I hope it's just some time off and not an outright ban.
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Posted: 8/2/2015 7:43:13 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/2/2015 7:45:26 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryThey must be married. |
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