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Posted: 8/2/2015 10:10:03 AM EDT
I'm not talking about shooting up anyplace, I'm talking about peaceful ways to show your displeasure with the powers that think they be.

I for one, will draw a picture of a dick going into the mouth of Governor Cumhole... ah I mean Cuomo, BFHO, Schmuck Schumer, Bin Biden, and almost anyone else who I think sucks when they appear in the morning paper I buy.  After that I leave it on the table in the break room at work so other may enjoy the special editing.  Do you think I could get in trouble for it?  Not likely since everyone hates those mentioned.  I also fly the Gadsden flag in my window, plus my PS here.

What do you do?

Bilster

PS

Fuck Obama
Fuck Biden
Fuck Holder
Fuck Cuomo
Fuck Swinestain

PPS

BHO is gay and had an affair with Larry Sinclair
Michelle is actually a guy or a female shaved wookie.
Link Posted: 8/2/2015 10:12:58 AM EDT
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both?
Link Posted: 8/2/2015 10:16:32 AM EDT
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Bounce has best avatar ever, in honor of best commercial ever
Link Posted: 8/2/2015 10:23:47 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 8/2/2015 10:39:36 AM EDT
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Good for you, OP, you are a difference-maker.

A little known fact is that, months before drafting the Declaration of Independence, Thomas Jefferson commissioned a portrait of King George III, drew a dick in his mouth, and had it shipped anonymously to Buckingham Palace.
Link Posted: 8/2/2015 10:40:27 AM EDT
[#5]
I roll stop signs! Fuck the man!




Sometimes.  If nobody's around. Especially no cops.
Link Posted: 8/2/2015 10:40:46 AM EDT
[#6]
I tear the tag off mattresses in the store.

Link Posted: 8/2/2015 10:42:19 AM EDT
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My socks. . . they don't match. I ain't no chump.
Link Posted: 8/2/2015 10:43:15 AM EDT
[#8]
Sometimes I leave the seat up.
Link Posted: 8/2/2015 10:43:18 AM EDT
[#9]
I drive 10 mph  under the posted  speed limit in the left lane.
Link Posted: 8/2/2015 10:46:45 AM EDT
[#10]
Put my fuel in non approved containers.



Roll my own cigarettes so I don't have to pay the 50% .fed tax.






Link Posted: 8/2/2015 10:50:09 AM EDT
[#11]
I put electronics and appliances into my curb side trash bags so I don't have to pay a separate fee to have them disposed of. Sticking it to the county!

I flush the toilets with sump pump water. Take that, city water department!
Link Posted: 8/2/2015 10:51:00 AM EDT
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I drive this everyday to work and back.

Link Posted: 8/2/2015 10:53:37 AM EDT
[#13]
I am here, on what surely must be a politically incorrect and unapproved forum.
Link Posted: 8/2/2015 10:54:17 AM EDT
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I follow several car lengths behind you.
Link Posted: 8/2/2015 10:55:42 AM EDT
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I throw my dogs poop into the empty city lot next to my property.........hell, it ain't a park or anything.
Link Posted: 8/2/2015 10:57:09 AM EDT
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lol, I may also do this
Link Posted: 8/2/2015 11:00:31 AM EDT
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When are you going to scrape the Obama sticker off your bumper?
Link Posted: 8/2/2015 11:04:13 AM EDT
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I drink water straight from the garden hose.
Link Posted: 8/2/2015 11:04:48 AM EDT
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I routinely and randomly lie when filling out govt mandated forms.
Link Posted: 8/2/2015 11:05:39 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 8/2/2015 11:06:29 AM EDT
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Live well and laugh at incompetent bunglers who manage to fall into public office.

They'll always be less than.

Obama and the rest of the professional victims of the world cede their power to the producers.

Laughable to me.
Link Posted: 8/2/2015 11:06:39 AM EDT
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I puilled the little plastic water restriction plate out of my shower heads.  

Taks that muthertruckers!!  
Link Posted: 8/2/2015 11:08:45 AM EDT
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Post FBI most wanted posters of Obama at the local grocery store, and other places
Link Posted: 8/2/2015 11:12:12 AM EDT
[#24]
I average 5 mph above to speed limit.



BAM! WHAT?
Link Posted: 8/2/2015 11:12:41 AM EDT
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I keep an adjustable wrench in my luggage so I can remove those vile things when I encounter them in the hotels I stay in.
Link Posted: 8/2/2015 11:13:56 AM EDT
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I refuse to pay the bill to the water company. I'm on a well and maintain my own septic system. They can kiss my ass.
Link Posted: 8/2/2015 11:14:32 AM EDT
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BAM! WHAT?
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You gonna kill somebody
Link Posted: 8/2/2015 11:19:31 AM EDT
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Sometimes some people that live in various firearm/ magazine restricted states travel to free states and acquire these items and posses them in said less than free locations.

Or so I've heard. This is pure speculation and hearsay.

Link Posted: 8/2/2015 11:23:16 AM EDT
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I rape, rob banks, kill babies (I work for planned parenthood), I dump waste oil on the ground, I commit arson and general civil unrest.

I've been known to fly drones over the white house. I throw batteries in rivers and bait bear out of season.  I kill Cecils frequently and
fart in widows faces.

I walk into stores with no shirt and no shoes.  I ran a truck that was not inspected nor registered last week.

I have been known to burn old tires filled with diesel fuel

I have removed the tags on three mattresses and shot my own dog.

Twice I have refilled propane tanks beyond their inspection date and forged a bill of sale on a truck to show a lower price.

I am quite certain that is it.

If I think of anything else, I will edit this post.
Link Posted: 8/2/2015 11:23:26 AM EDT
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I harass and report libtards on Facebook.
Link Posted: 8/2/2015 11:23:58 AM EDT
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I make grilled cheese sandwiches with mayo instead of butter.
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What the fuck
Link Posted: 8/2/2015 11:26:17 AM EDT
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About 3 years I was acting Lt. for a day. In the office there is a pen container by a staff service window. The container had PENS written vertically on the sides of the container and there was space between the N and the S for me to fit the letter I. To this day no one has noticed or said anything.
Link Posted: 8/2/2015 11:27:14 AM EDT
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About 3 years I was acting Lt. for a day. In the office there is a pen container by a staff service window. The container had PENS written vertically on the sides of the container and there was space between the N and the S for me to fit the letter I. To this day no one has noticed or said anything.
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You are a bad man. A very bad man.
Link Posted: 8/2/2015 11:27:58 AM EDT
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I drive 5-7 mph over the posted limit.
Link Posted: 8/2/2015 11:28:03 AM EDT
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I rape, rob banks, kill babies (I work for planned parenthood), I dump waste oil on the ground, I commit arson and general civil unrest.

I've been known to fly drones over the white house. I throw batteries in rivers and bait bear out of season.  I kill Cecils frequently and
fart in widows faces.

I walk into stores with no shirt and no shoes.  I ran a truck that was not inspected nor registered last week.

I have been known to burn old tires filled with diesel fuel

I have removed the tags on three mattresses and shot my own dog.

Twice I have refilled propane tanks beyond their inspection date and forged a bill of sale on a truck to show a lower price.

I am quite certain that is it.
No you don't.


If I think of anything else, I will edit this post.
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Link Posted: 8/2/2015 11:28:16 AM EDT
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I check an extra item out in the express lane.
Link Posted: 8/2/2015 11:29:03 AM EDT
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Every once in awhile I change lanes without using my blinker.

I stole a penny piece of bubblegum when I was a kid and didn't get caught!

When riding my bike on city streets I slow down for, but do not stop and put both feet on the ground at stop signs.

I once shot a man in Reno just to watch him die. Someone wrote a song about me and made money off of my story but I let it slide.

I took an extra ice cream bar at the last family picnic and nobody saw me do it!

I brought some licorice into the movie one night in my pocket. Revenge tastes sweet especially when its covered in pocket lint!

Link Posted: 8/2/2015 11:31:17 AM EDT
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I like to ask questions on the ATFs Facebook page.

Link Posted: 8/2/2015 11:31:32 AM EDT
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I didn't report my out of state online purchases on my taxes.
Link Posted: 8/2/2015 11:33:21 AM EDT
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I eat tacos any day but Tuesday.
Link Posted: 8/2/2015 11:35:28 AM EDT
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I tore the tags off of our new pillows


Link Posted: 8/2/2015 11:36:35 AM EDT
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Good for you, OP, you are a difference-maker.

A little known fact is that, months before drafting the Declaration of Independence, Thomas Jefferson commissioned a portrait of King George III, drew a dick in his mouth, and had it shipped anonymously to Buckingham Palace.
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I'll admit it, I LOLed.  
Link Posted: 8/2/2015 11:39:22 AM EDT
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I claim 99 on my W-4 form.  Fuck Federal Income Taxes Withholding!

I'll just write them a check for $20,000 come April 2016.

Why give the .gov a loan over the year so Shaniqua Rottencrotch can swipe her EBT.  
Link Posted: 8/2/2015 11:42:05 AM EDT
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I follow assiduously malum in se laws and ignore at every single opportunity any malum prohibitum laws.
Link Posted: 8/2/2015 11:44:49 AM EDT
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The one thing feared by all politicians is recall.  Start a recall movement.
Link Posted: 8/2/2015 11:45:32 AM EDT
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I remove the tag from my mattress. FUCK AUTHORITY!

Edit: damnit ich, you beat me to it
Link Posted: 8/2/2015 11:46:27 AM EDT
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...and I was so pleased to be informed of this, that I ran 20 red lights in his honor...Thank you, Barry!
Link Posted: 8/2/2015 11:48:07 AM EDT
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I claim 99 on my W-4 form.  Fuck Federal Income Taxes Withholding!

I'll just write them a check for $20,000 come April 2016.

Why give the .gov a loan over the year so Shaniqua Rottencrotch can swipe her EBT.  
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bc if we had to pay once a year people would start to wonder why they need so much of the fruits of their labor.

To answer OP, open carry is heavily restricted in Florida. Pretty munch only in transport to or engaged in fishing, hunting, camping and target shooting.

I go fishing a lot.
Link Posted: 8/2/2015 11:49:26 AM EDT
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I like to breathe twice as fast to steal their oxygen.
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