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Posted: 8/1/2015 6:42:04 AM EDT
Or if you're my body, after I've finally stopped a bad bout of diahriha with Imodium, you're like "fuck you, it's coming out the other side" and you kick of your Saturday morning with a good vommiting session.

Fuck you body.

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Link Posted: 8/1/2015 6:47:49 AM EDT
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You took one orally and stopped shitting therefore the opposite should work. You know what you have to do.
Link Posted: 8/1/2015 6:50:44 AM EDT
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You took one orally and stopped shitting therefore the opposite should work. You know what you have to do.
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It took 3 to stop it.

Either way I laughed,  so thank you for that.  

Didn't laugh too hard though, don't want to disturb anything and kick off round two of this party.
Link Posted: 8/1/2015 6:51:00 AM EDT
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Remember this one in case you need to call in sick sometime. End it with saying you "don't know which end to hold right now."
Link Posted: 8/1/2015 6:55:46 AM EDT
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Next time you order takeout, avoid the shrimp.
Link Posted: 8/1/2015 7:32:21 AM EDT
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Thought this was a burglary thread
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