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Link Posted: 7/31/2015 10:20:41 PM EDT
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What the fuckity-fuck?




Wine and painting.....And it worked. He got another date.

I'm at a loss for words. To think this is what's dating has come down to.

BTW....How much did the modern art masterpieces and wine thing set you back?

Link Posted: 7/31/2015 10:20:51 PM EDT
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dude....you have issues....
Link Posted: 7/31/2015 10:23:05 PM EDT
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I happen to own a printing company
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Anyone have any site I could get prints made. I'll ship them out at cost if I can find something. Monger??

I happen to own a printing company

Pm me
Link Posted: 7/31/2015 10:23:39 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 7/31/2015 10:25:07 PM EDT
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Did you fuck her?
I have fucked quite a few chicks off tinder.
Link Posted: 7/31/2015 10:28:05 PM EDT
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Dude, that's some actual talent.
Link Posted: 7/31/2015 10:28:32 PM EDT
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This. I'm next in line.
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10/10!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You sir, are a chic magnet.


No kidding. I sort of want to bang him now.


This. I'm next in line.



Why have a line?



Just
Link Posted: 7/31/2015 10:29:45 PM EDT
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Nice work.
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Why have a line?



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10/10!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You sir, are a chic magnet.


No kidding. I sort of want to bang him now.


This. I'm next in line.



Why have a line?



Just


Right? I can multitask.
Link Posted: 7/31/2015 10:32:35 PM EDT
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I see a man threatening to kill his date unless she blows him
Link Posted: 7/31/2015 10:33:31 PM EDT
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Sir, a gentleman does not tell. Nor does he ask.
Link Posted: 7/31/2015 10:35:16 PM EDT
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Shit i don't even understand how tinder works... i never get any matches...
Link Posted: 7/31/2015 10:38:05 PM EDT
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I'm not sure that's such a bad thing, really.
Link Posted: 7/31/2015 10:39:21 PM EDT
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Cool, local pickup!  In! woo hoo


Awesome pic OP.  Keep us posted on the progress...or what happens at the "Ladies of ARFCOM Gangbang Conference - 2015".








 
Link Posted: 7/31/2015 10:40:29 PM EDT
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Yours might be one of the few Tinder hook-ups that might not result in a STD or an empty wallet. Ask me how I know....
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I spent several hours reading "worst tinder dates" stories on Reddit last night.

STDs or an empty wallet are friggin tame compared to the horrors some endured.

Glad I am not single and haven't been in over 15 years, holyfuckingshit modern dating looks like a minefield.
Link Posted: 7/31/2015 10:46:00 PM EDT
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10/10!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You sir, are a chic magnet.


No kidding. I sort of want to bang him now.


This. I'm next in line.


My wife said she sorta wanted to bang him, and her.... I'm down
Link Posted: 7/31/2015 10:48:01 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 7/31/2015 10:50:10 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 7/31/2015 10:54:01 PM EDT
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Yeah she thinks you are a nut case now.

Flower #1 should be receiving oral favors from flower # 2.
That way, she knows you are ready to get down to business, or what the kids these days would call, DTF.



Seriously though, awesome painting.
Link Posted: 7/31/2015 10:56:12 PM EDT
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I'd buy a print of that painting.  Great job.
Link Posted: 7/31/2015 10:59:00 PM EDT
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Meh, the Hi-Point needs some work.
Link Posted: 7/31/2015 11:13:18 PM EDT
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I like the way you think, the painting is pretty good.

Shes not hard on the eyes, long as you 2 had a good time.
Link Posted: 7/31/2015 11:22:58 PM EDT
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I would have to see the rest of the portraits in the series before I commit to a print. I do like number one though.
Link Posted: 7/31/2015 11:29:21 PM EDT
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You wear old clothes as to not get paint all over them. But yeah, thats how things work now. It's not 1958 anymore.
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This is why I couldn't get divorced.  I'd have no idea how to date anymore.  Painting and wine - that's a thing now?  And wearing shorts and a t-shirt on a first date?  I'm so confused.

You wear old clothes as to not get paint all over them. But yeah, thats how things work now. It's not 1958 anymore.


Unfortunately...
Link Posted: 7/31/2015 11:38:03 PM EDT
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That's awesome OP.
Link Posted: 8/1/2015 12:07:11 AM EDT
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That painting should be printed on a shirt. It would rival the three wolf shirt for pulling tail.
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omg that is another good idea.
Link Posted: 8/1/2015 12:52:02 AM EDT
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Thats not how this works, that's not how any of this works! But at least that painting is badass!
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Funny
Link Posted: 8/1/2015 8:04:42 AM EDT
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Ditto.
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Link Posted: 8/1/2015 8:07:12 AM EDT
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This may be thread of the year.
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This is why I couldn't get divorced.  I'd have no idea how to date anymore.  Painting and wine - that's a thing now?  And wearing shorts and a t-shirt on a first date?  I'm so confused.

You wear old clothes as to not get paint all over them. But yeah, thats how things work now. It's not 1958 anymore.


Unfortunately...


Thank goodness. Now we can just have coffee or split the bill on lunch and there's less awkward pressure to have a "good" date.
Link Posted: 8/1/2015 10:44:04 AM EDT
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Because the only reason to divorce is to get another?
Link Posted: 8/1/2015 11:05:04 AM EDT
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Makes for an easy first date.  

There's something to focus on so there isn't a ton a of pressure to interact, it's not so attention consuming that you can't talk like a movie would be, and gives you an opportunity to be creative/express part of your personality all with wine as a social lubricant.

The out of work high school art teacher that came up with it is brilliant.  Capitalism FTW!

Want some marriage bonus points?  Take your wife out on a date.  May I suggest painting and wine?

Link Posted: 8/1/2015 11:20:44 AM EDT
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Looking for a relationship on Tinder?
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This is why I couldn't get divorced.  I'd have no idea how to date anymore.  Painting and wine - that's a thing now?  And wearing shorts and a t-shirt on a first date?  I'm so confused.

You wear old clothes as to not get paint all over them. But yeah, thats how things work now. It's not 1958 anymore.


Unfortunately...

Link Posted: 8/1/2015 5:07:27 PM EDT
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Stranger things have happened.



 
Link Posted: 8/2/2015 8:38:00 PM EDT
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I like it.  
Link Posted: 8/2/2015 8:46:26 PM EDT
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OK, so is the " Two Day No Contact Rule" still in effect?
Link Posted: 8/2/2015 8:48:05 PM EDT
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Haaa!
Link Posted: 8/2/2015 8:50:11 PM EDT
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Well done
Link Posted: 8/2/2015 8:52:17 PM EDT
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Lies.

Been dating one for almost 8 months.  Living with her for one month.

Plan on proposing to her towards the middle of this month.
Link Posted: 8/2/2015 9:31:06 PM EDT
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Thats the best looking girlfriend you've come up with in the last 10 years!



You damn sure better put a ring on that one!

Link Posted: 8/2/2015 11:04:53 PM EDT
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Lies.

Been dating one for almost 8 months.  Living with her for one month.

Plan on proposing to her towards the middle of this month.
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Lies.

Been dating one for almost 8 months.  Living with her for one month.

Plan on proposing to her towards the middle of this month.


Deej, do it and your life is awesome
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Link Posted: 8/3/2015 12:21:30 AM EDT
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I have been married to a red head for 28 years. My second marriage. Wish I had met her the first time around.
I couldn't be any happier.

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Link Posted: 8/3/2015 12:30:57 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 8/3/2015 2:15:23 AM EDT
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Get some bad weed, OP? That's the kind of shit mass murderers paint.




Everything legal here is pharmaceutical grade
Link Posted: 8/5/2015 4:26:33 AM EDT
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Updated with more evidence.
Link Posted: 8/5/2015 5:52:43 AM EDT
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And  you went to the Blue Star?
Link Posted: 8/5/2015 6:37:03 AM EDT
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You're a genius, and that painting is brilliant. It's no wonder she's fascinated with you. You certainly made yourself stand out from the pack, and in a good way. Well done.
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