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Posted: 7/31/2015 3:33:18 PM EDT
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Are you too scared to get a closer pic OP? Its ok, we all have phobias.
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I've got those too, mostly in my basement or garage. Some are huge. Found one on my kitchen counter the other day so now its war.
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It is a silverfish. You need to quit hoarding all those old newspapers. |
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Watch when you smash one, the legs fall off and keep flexing.
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You know what time it is.
If that does not work dibs on guns and ammo. |
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silverfish
ETA:im wrong appears it a house centipede I thought they were the same thing if you google silverfish close to half the pictures are of house centipedes |
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That bug roams around at night when you're asleep, and it crawls up inside your penis through your pee hole, where it sets up shop in your balls and churns out billions of copies of itself. Nasty fuckers. Sometimes a ballectomy is the only cure, so keep a condom on at night to keep them out.
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It's a house centipede. They're freaky but they actually kill spiders and other pests. They're also harmless, in my experience. Whenever I see one in my house I just pretend I don't see it because it gives me goosebumps and I get an overwhelming urge to kill it with fire.
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They're fast little buggers. I generally see them at night as they charge across a floor. More often I find their molted exoskeletons in the basement. Since I almost never see them and they like to eat termites, ants, cockroaches, and silverfish I generally let them be
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They eat spiders, roaches and all sorts of other nastiness plus they don't fuck with people.
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Quoted: house centipede View Quote They're actually "good" bugs because they hunt other bugs. But they look like a nightmare. They also bite and jump and can be crazy fast. I tried to squish one once with a shoe and somehow on the downswing it jumped up and landed on my hand. I may have squealed. |
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According to Google they are aggressive with a vicious bite and can inject poison from poison glands. They are able to spring 3 to 4 feet go for the veins in your neck.
Actually, it says they move very fast and are completely harmless. |
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It's called a butthole crawler.
Guess what they do when you sleep? |
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That bug roams around at night when you're asleep, and it crawls up inside your penis through your pee hole, where it sets up shop in your balls and churns out billions of copies of itself. Nasty fuckers. Sometimes a ballectomy is the only cure, so keep a condom on at night to keep them out. View Quote Yeah and if you have sex and conceive a kid, it will be a red freckled ginger. |
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That's a baby.
They control other pests. Eat spiders and what not. Wait till you see one take off across carpet and it looks like a mouse. |
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Like I said, if I could have shot it I would have. Bugs scare the hell out of me. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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Are you too scared to get a closer pic OP? Its ok, we all have phobias. Like I said, if I could have shot it I would have. Bugs scare the hell out of me. Don't get to close, I hear you can catch teh ghey. Good luck with your extermination attempt. |
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We called them thousand-leggers growing up. My mom is deathly afraid of them but has no problem with anything else.
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View Quote be careful OP, somewhere near by is Khan and his football playing friend. |
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The type if allowed to breed in mass will eat you while you sleep.
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This. Old house was infested with those assholes. They're actually "good" bugs because they hunt other bugs. But they look like a nightmare. They also bite and jump and can be crazy fast. I tried to squish one once with a shoe and somehow on the downswing it jumped up and landed on my hand. I may have squealed. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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house centipede They're actually "good" bugs because they hunt other bugs. But they look like a nightmare. They also bite and jump and can be crazy fast. I tried to squish one once with a shoe and somehow on the downswing it jumped up and landed on my hand. I may have squealed. oh fuck no, I will not get within two feet of this thing. I kill these things from a distance. I saw how fast the first one moved and it was operation kill zone |
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FPNI My old house had these creepy crawlers. Super fast. Supposed to hunt and kill spiders. Also heard they are venomous and can sting you. I issued kill on sight orders. The cats used to chase them. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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house centipede FPNI My old house had these creepy crawlers. Super fast. Supposed to hunt and kill spiders. Also heard they are venomous and can sting you. I issued kill on sight orders. The cats used to chase them. how'd you get rid of them? |
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house centipede View Quote Yeah, house centipede or as my fiance calls them "million leggers". Very common "house bugs" and perfectly harmless, if a little creepy looking. They can be quick. Also, they can detach their legs which will continue to quiver and move even after being detached. |
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: house centipede FPNI My old house had these creepy crawlers. Super fast. Supposed to hunt and kill spiders. Also heard they are venomous and can sting you. I issued kill on sight orders. The cats used to chase them. how'd you get rid of them? Standard insect spray works, as well as a cat. Keep everything as clean as you can, remove the prey and you'll have fewer of them. |
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They get trapped in sinks pretty easily.
Creepy and fast, but nothing to worry about. |
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house centipede FPNI My old house had these creepy crawlers. Super fast. Supposed to hunt and kill spiders. Also heard they are venomous and can sting you. I issued kill on sight orders. The cats used to chase them. how'd you get rid of them? Those things got rid of me. I moved. |
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I see them around here from time to time. They look horrible, but I've never had one bite me or be aggressive. My mom is terrified of them and will literally scream if she sees one . We have 4 cats so hopefully they're keeping them under control. Probably not, though, they're all lazy.
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