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Posted: 7/30/2015 7:22:48 AM EDT
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Is that what you call it? You'd be proud, finally found myself a naughty nurse. Who also happens to be a red head. Figured if I was going to take the crazy train I might as well go full tilt. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Bring it on shedebbile. I ain't scared of you. Winner takes the choclate starfish. Ready......go!  I've got 6" and 100+ lbs on you. I ain't scared of your internet memes. Break out the blunderbusses, boys! We got ourselves a duel!!! Is that what you call it? You'd be proud, finally found myself a naughty nurse. Who also happens to be a red head. Figured if I was going to take the crazy train I might as well go full tilt. His name was Mars. 
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Posted: 7/30/2015 7:24:07 AM EDT
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Good. Baby James was good again last night so everyone got some sleep, looks like one more night then we all head home. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Morning, Mark. How's everyone doing? Good. Baby James was good again last night so everyone got some sleep, looks like one more night then we all head home. Awesome! |
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Posted: 7/30/2015 7:24:40 AM EDT
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I had a horrible dream last night. In the dream I was in my bathroom. I think I was shaving but it's not very clear what I was doing standing over the sink. I most vividly remember facing generally downwards and looking into my mirror. My head had thick, glossy, slightly wavy black hair. It was generally short but stood proudly erect with a slight point in my hairline. It was the manly equivalent of beauty. I was captivated by it. The dream ends. I likely choked in my sleep and woke up like I do several times a night. Groggily, I run a hand up to my head. I feel only the stubble of my recent haircut. The realization my perfect and forever unattainable head of hair was only an impossible dream literally hits me like an emotional kick in the nuts. Fuck. It's not going to fuck me up for days like a military themed dream would but still. This one hurt on a different level. I wish I could make these things go away forever. They are never good. 46 years old 
http://i.imgur.com/ugcZO7A.jpg Long, luscious locks... He needs a new nickname. I'm thinking Rapunziel. |
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Posted: 7/30/2015 7:25:16 AM EDT
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Most people never count the calories they drink. And wonder why they stay fat. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I'm still awake. I went to subway for lunch. Had a spicy italian sandwich. I abandon my diet when I get hungry enough. It is disagreeing with me. the 11 beers are complicating whatever reaction is occurring in my lowermost bowels. I hate my life right now and I have only myself to blame. You know that 11 beers and diet don't go together, right? Even 11 cans of cheap swill like bud light equals 1220 calories, 11 nicer beers could easily be 2000 calories. Most people never count the calories they drink. And wonder why they stay fat. THIS It is shocking how many calories you get from beer. 
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Posted: 7/30/2015 7:25:40 AM EDT
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Something is afoot at the Circle K. They adding a sushi bar? |
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Posted: 7/30/2015 7:27:11 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Something is afoot at the Circle K. |
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Posted: 7/30/2015 7:37:20 AM EDT
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Something is afoot at the Circle K. 
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Posted: 7/30/2015 7:39:24 AM EDT
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I want to go back to sleep.
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Posted: 7/30/2015 7:43:20 AM EDT
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Something is afoot at the Circle K. http://img.pandawhale.com/152854-bill-and-ted-woah-gif-Imgur-Tu-7AyB.gif 
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Posted: 7/30/2015 7:45:01 AM EDT
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I want to go back to sleep. 
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Posted: 7/30/2015 7:48:24 AM EDT
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Posted: 7/30/2015 7:51:55 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuote HistoryYou'll write me a note for work? |
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Posted: 7/30/2015 7:51:59 AM EDT
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I'm still awake. I went to subway for lunch. Had a spicy italian sandwich. I abandon my diet when I get hungry enough. It is disagreeing with me. the 11 beers are complicating whatever reaction is occurring in my lowermost bowels. I hate my life right now and I have only myself to blame. You know that 11 beers and diet don't go together, right? Even 11 cans of cheap swill like bud light equals 1220 calories, 11 nicer beers could easily be 2000 calories. Most people never count the calories they drink. And wonder why they stay fat. THIS It is shocking how many calories you get from beer. And cokes and juice and milk and Gatorade and on and on and on... |
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Posted: 7/30/2015 7:52:37 AM EDT
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Posted: 7/30/2015 7:54:14 AM EDT
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It was so nice and warm.... Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I want to go back to sleep. Do et It was so nice and warm.... Was? 
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Posted: 7/30/2015 7:54:30 AM EDT
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Posted: 7/30/2015 7:54:41 AM EDT
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Posted: 7/30/2015 7:57:12 AM EDT
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I may be about to crash and burn in another thread.
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Posted: 7/30/2015 7:58:23 AM EDT
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You'll write me a note for work? 
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Posted: 7/30/2015 8:00:35 AM EDT
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I need a vacation
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Posted: 7/30/2015 8:02:21 AM EDT
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I need a vacation Where you wanna go? |
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Posted: 7/30/2015 8:02:37 AM EDT
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Posted: 7/30/2015 8:04:44 AM EDT
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Posted: 7/30/2015 8:06:06 AM EDT
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I need a vacation Where you wanna go? Down to a lake Can I drink beer and not fish? |
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Posted: 7/30/2015 8:06:46 AM EDT
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I need a vacation Where you wanna go? Down to a lake Can I drink beer and not fish? Of course. |
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Posted: 7/30/2015 8:13:48 AM EDT
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You'll write me a note for work? To whom it may concern, Please excuse Snaps from work today. She is afflicted with a terrible case of anal herpes. One of the worst I've had the misfortune to see, in fact. As such, she will need to spend the day laying down and heavily medicated. Thank you for your understanding. -Shedevil, RN |
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Posted: 7/30/2015 8:19:06 AM EDT
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To whom it may concern, Please excuse Snaps from work today. She is afflicted with a terrible case of anal herpes. One of the worst I've had the misfortune to see, in fact. As such, she will need to spend the day laying down and heavily medicated. Thank you for your understanding. -Shedevil, RN Quote HistoryQuoted:
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You'll write me a note for work? To whom it may concern, Please excuse Snaps from work today. She is afflicted with a terrible case of anal herpes. One of the worst I've had the misfortune to see, in fact. As such, she will need to spend the day laying down and heavily medicated. Thank you for your understanding. -Shedevil, RN gross |
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Posted: 7/30/2015 8:20:17 AM EDT
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You'll write me a note for work? To whom it may concern, Please excuse Snaps from work today. She is afflicted with a terrible case of anal herpes. One of the worst I've had the misfortune to see, in fact. As such, she will need to spend the day laying down and heavily medicated. Thank you for your understanding. -Shedevil, RN gross It prevents questions |
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Posted: 7/30/2015 8:20:26 AM EDT
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Posted: 7/30/2015 8:20:45 AM EDT
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You'll write me a note for work? To whom it may concern, Please excuse Snaps from work today. She is afflicted with a terrible case of anal herpes. One of the worst I've had the misfortune to see, in fact. As such, she will need to spend the day laying down and heavily medicated. Thank you for your understanding. -Shedevil, RN gross Yep. I'd just go with she's peeing out of her vagina. |
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Posted: 7/30/2015 8:21:06 AM EDT
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Morning folks! Morning! Whats new today? |
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Posted: 7/30/2015 8:22:09 AM EDT
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Morning folks!
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Posted: 7/30/2015 8:22:32 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Morning! Whats new today? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Morning folks! Morning! Whats new today? Woke up dehydrated from eating those tacos last night.  |
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Posted: 7/30/2015 8:22:53 AM EDT
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Posted: 7/30/2015 8:23:04 AM EDT
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Woke up dehydrated from eating those tacos last night.
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Posted: 7/30/2015 8:23:47 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Those must have been some crazy tacos. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Morning folks! Morning! Whats new today? Woke up dehydrated from eating those tacos last night. Those must have been some crazy tacos. Maybe it was the gin I washed them down with.  |
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Posted: 7/30/2015 8:30:42 AM EDT
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And cokes and juice and milk and Gatorade and on and on and on... Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I'm still awake. I went to subway for lunch. Had a spicy italian sandwich. I abandon my diet when I get hungry enough. It is disagreeing with me. the 11 beers are complicating whatever reaction is occurring in my lowermost bowels. I hate my life right now and I have only myself to blame. You know that 11 beers and diet don't go together, right? Even 11 cans of cheap swill like bud light equals 1220 calories, 11 nicer beers could easily be 2000 calories. Most people never count the calories they drink. And wonder why they stay fat. THIS It is shocking how many calories you get from beer. And cokes and juice and milk and Gatorade and on and on and on... Sweet tea 
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Posted: 7/30/2015 8:31:15 AM EDT
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I may be about to crash and burn in another thread. Shits all retarded LINK! |
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Posted: 7/30/2015 8:31:47 AM EDT
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Feeling better.
Still coughing up green snot. But didn't puke or shit on myself at all yesterday!! |
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Posted: 7/30/2015 8:32:31 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Feeling better. Still coughing up green snot. But didn't puke or shit on myself at all yesterday!!  |
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Posted: 7/30/2015 8:32:42 AM EDT
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Feeling better. Still coughing up green snot. But didn't puke or shit on myself at all yesterday!! 
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Posted: 7/30/2015 8:32:45 AM EDT
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Yep. I'd just go with she's peeing out of her vagina. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Posted: 7/30/2015 8:32:46 AM EDT
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I need a vacation Me, too. I've used one day this year. But I have 28 days to use for the rest of the year, which is nice. 
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Posted: 7/30/2015 8:33:04 AM EDT
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Feeling better. Still coughing up green snot. But didn't puke or shit on myself at all yesterday!! 
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Posted: 7/30/2015 8:33:35 AM EDT
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Me, too. I've used one day this year. But I have 28 days to use for the rest of the year, which is nice.
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I need a vacation Me, too. I've used one day this year. But I have 28 days to use for the rest of the year, which is nice.
Deer season should be fruitful. Especially after seeing your pics. 
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Posted: 7/30/2015 8:35:09 AM EDT
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I may be about to crash and burn in another thread. Shits all retarded LINK! No. I carry some unpopular views within the ARF community. Im actually going to bed early. Later. |
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Posted: 7/30/2015 8:35:15 AM EDT
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Feeling better. Still coughing up green snot. But didn't puke or shit on myself at all yesterday!! Everyone has to have goals
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Posted: 7/30/2015 8:36:08 AM EDT
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Me, too. I've used one day this year. But I have 28 days to use for the rest of the year, which is nice.
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I need a vacation Me, too. I've used one day this year. But I have 28 days to use for the rest of the year, which is nice.
Deer season should be fruitful. I've used all of mine up and then some. I get another 5 days to burn up after this month. 10 years with the company, yay
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Posted: 7/30/2015 8:37:22 AM EDT
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I need a vacation Me, too. I've used one day this year. But I have 28 days to use for the rest of the year, which is nice.
Deer season should be fruitful. Especially after seeing your pics. There are quite a few nice ones. All of the work we've been putting into the place has been paying off big time over the last 3 years. Here's one I hadn't shown yet.
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Posted: 7/30/2015 8:37:48 AM EDT
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Super jelly you get to shoot a deer
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