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Link Posted: 7/27/2015 10:12:04 PM EDT
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so i am going back to school to finally be a chaplain. i figured i have a year or so left till my bachelors
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Your wife is smelly?  
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Hay field is cut.


Damned fine second cutting I might add
Link Posted: 7/27/2015 10:13:26 PM EDT
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I got the water sucked out of the pan, but everybody was going to bed so I couldn't continue.  Tomorrow maybe.

It was smelly.
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Get that dishwasher fixed up?

I got the water sucked out of the pan, but everybody was going to bed so I couldn't continue.  Tomorrow maybe.

It was smelly.

Try replaceing the drain from your sink because it's clagged with 50+ years of stuff.
Link Posted: 7/27/2015 10:13:52 PM EDT
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I need dual monitors so I can watch porn and post at the same time.


Fucking productivity.
Link Posted: 7/27/2015 10:13:53 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 7/27/2015 10:14:40 PM EDT
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Litterally.
Link Posted: 7/27/2015 10:15:43 PM EDT
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Get that dishwasher fixed up?

I got the water sucked out of the pan, but everybody was going to bed so I couldn't continue.  Tomorrow maybe.

It was smelly.

Try replaceing the drain from your sink because it's clagged with 50+ years of stuff.


Lance an abscessed jaw on a cow.

Then finger the drainage every day with bag balm to keep it from scabbing shut.


Dishwashers and drains ain't nothing after that
Link Posted: 7/27/2015 10:16:19 PM EDT
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Fucking productivity.

Litterally.




Indeed
Link Posted: 7/27/2015 10:18:58 PM EDT
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Went to visit Dad and help him move heavy stuff. Took longer than planned. Dad offered me some of the 15 bean soup he'd had in the crockpot all day. Like a hungry fool I accepted. Evil stuff is already working on me. It's going to be a bad, bad night.

It's ok. I get by with a little help from my beer.
Link Posted: 7/27/2015 10:19:40 PM EDT
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Your guts are weak.
Link Posted: 7/27/2015 10:23:55 PM EDT
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Fell in to a good buzz.


Holy shit I want some chili right now
Link Posted: 7/27/2015 10:25:09 PM EDT
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Just shop vac it out?


Yea, that shit ain't never pretty
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Get that dishwasher fixed up?

I got the water sucked out of the pan, but everybody was going to bed so I couldn't continue.  Tomorrow maybe.

It was smelly.


Just shop vac it out?


Yea, that shit ain't never pretty

I used a turkey baster.
Link Posted: 7/27/2015 10:25:47 PM EDT
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Get that dishwasher fixed up?

I got the water sucked out of the pan, but everybody was going to bed so I couldn't continue.  Tomorrow maybe.

It was smelly.

Try replaceing the drain from your sink because it's clagged with 50+ years of stuff.

Well...max of 5 years worth, but probably.
Link Posted: 7/27/2015 10:29:27 PM EDT
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Your guts are weak.
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Went to visit Dad and help him move heavy stuff. Took longer than planned. Dad offered me some of the 15 bean soup he'd had in the crockpot all day. Like a hungry fool I accepted. Evil stuff is already working on me. It's going to be a bad, bad night.

It's ok. I get by with a little help from my beer.



Your guts are weak.


I have a doctors note. It says ulcerative pancolitis. That I drink as much beer as I do should make me the hardest motherfucker you know.
Link Posted: 7/27/2015 10:38:44 PM EDT
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Male or female?
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No more gay porn videos in the the General Discussion!

Male or female?


Lol. Think we all know the answer to that.
Link Posted: 7/27/2015 10:39:29 PM EDT
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I have a doctors note. It says ulcerative pancolitis. That I drink as much beer as I do should make me the hardest motherfucker you know.
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Went to visit Dad and help him move heavy stuff. Took longer than planned. Dad offered me some of the 15 bean soup he'd had in the crockpot all day. Like a hungry fool I accepted. Evil stuff is already working on me. It's going to be a bad, bad night.

It's ok. I get by with a little help from my beer.



Your guts are weak.


I have a doctors note. It says ulcerative pancolitis. That I drink as much beer as I do should make me the hardest motherfucker you know.



Sucks bro


Glad you're still a tough mother fucker in the name of beer
Link Posted: 7/27/2015 10:39:44 PM EDT
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Get that dishwasher fixed up?

I got the water sucked out of the pan, but everybody was going to bed so I couldn't continue.  Tomorrow maybe.

It was smelly.


Just shop vac it out?


Yea, that shit ain't never pretty

I used a turkey baster.



Link Posted: 7/27/2015 10:41:52 PM EDT
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Lay my hands on Heaven and the sun and the moon and the stars
While the devil wants to fuck me in the back of his car.
Link Posted: 7/27/2015 10:43:22 PM EDT
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Had to have a beer break.

Fucking hate prairie dogs, in case anyone missed the memo.  I wish I could remote control the hay mower and shoot the fucking cock suckers when they ran out behind it.


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I want to go shoot some. Looks like fun.
Link Posted: 7/27/2015 10:43:59 PM EDT
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Sucks bro


Glad you're still a tough mother fucker in the name of beer
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Went to visit Dad and help him move heavy stuff. Took longer than planned. Dad offered me some of the 15 bean soup he'd had in the crockpot all day. Like a hungry fool I accepted. Evil stuff is already working on me. It's going to be a bad, bad night.

It's ok. I get by with a little help from my beer.



Your guts are weak.


I have a doctors note. It says ulcerative pancolitis. That I drink as much beer as I do should make me the hardest motherfucker you know.



Sucks bro


Glad you're still a tough mother fucker in the name of beer


Weird thing was getting dropped from the army dropped my stress level enough to get it under control without steroids.

Now I just need a beer to drink. It could be any beer. I need some beer to drink.
Link Posted: 7/27/2015 10:49:20 PM EDT
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I can help with that.
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I think I need to come visit so you can cook for me.


Any time.

I need a Vaca. Not a work Vaca. Not a with kids Vaca.  A real vacation that requires I not make a single decision.

I can help with that.

Sign me up.
Link Posted: 7/27/2015 10:50:16 PM EDT
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So you got a sammich?!?

No?!?

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I'll settle for  sex and a sammich.
Imma simple man

That's not a bad thing


So you got a sammich?!?

No?!?


I have pb and a spoon?
Link Posted: 7/27/2015 10:51:10 PM EDT
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Lol.
And I frustrated because I did not want to make decisions
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I think I need to come visit so you can cook for me.


Any time.

I need a Vaca. Not a work Vaca. Not a with kids Vaca.  A real vacation that requires I not make a single decision.

Lol.
And I frustrated because I did not want to make decisions

You did a fine job of giving me feedback. You're not as weird as you think you are.
Link Posted: 7/27/2015 10:52:12 PM EDT
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I love me some snicker doodles!
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Congrats mark!!!!


I'm sick again. Laying in bed all day.

Did you catch the herp while you were in town?
(sorry that I was in no shape to go hang out)

I drove by your house again.

With snickerdoodles.



I love me some snicker doodles!

The boys can tell you if they're any good.
Link Posted: 7/27/2015 10:53:14 PM EDT
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will post more, he's trussed up like a chicken at the moment in the velcro harness.
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James Richard, born at 9.45am, 7lb 7oz, mom and baby are doing well, pics later.



Awesome!!!

Now to keep scanning to find the pics...

There's only one.



will post more, he's trussed up like a chicken at the moment in the velcro harness.

No worries papa.  How's mom?
Link Posted: 7/27/2015 10:54:37 PM EDT
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Its fucking hot
90 all week


No

YES

This.
Link Posted: 7/27/2015 10:54:57 PM EDT
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Sign me up.
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I think I need to come visit so you can cook for me.


Any time.

I need a Vaca. Not a work Vaca. Not a with kids Vaca.  A real vacation that requires I not make a single decision.

I can help with that.

Sign me up.

Ready for phurba's tour of Cincy?
Link Posted: 7/27/2015 10:55:47 PM EDT
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I have 2 of them.
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Just got son to sleep
Jesus kid is hyper

I have 2 of them.

I made mine swim it all out.
Link Posted: 7/27/2015 10:57:06 PM EDT
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What the Hell happened to his wife??????????
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well well well.


Get that dishwasher fixed up?

What the Hell happened to his wife??????????

Drainage issues.
Link Posted: 7/27/2015 10:58:24 PM EDT
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Drainage issues.
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Get that dishwasher fixed up?

What the Hell happened to his wife??????????

Drainage issues.

That sounds serious.
Link Posted: 7/27/2015 11:02:03 PM EDT
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Ready for phurba's tour of Cincy?
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Any time.

I need a Vaca. Not a work Vaca. Not a with kids Vaca.  A real vacation that requires I not make a single decision.

I can help with that.

Sign me up.

Ready for phurba's tour of Cincy?

Yes.  Will there be a cage involved?
Link Posted: 7/27/2015 11:03:06 PM EDT
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That sounds serious.
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Get that dishwasher fixed up?

What the Hell happened to his wife??????????

Drainage issues.

That sounds serious.

It sounds that way.
Link Posted: 7/27/2015 11:04:33 PM EDT
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I'm sleepy.  Have to be at the Houston office all day tomorrow. Blah!

Night my lovelies
Link Posted: 7/27/2015 11:18:40 PM EDT
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Later gator
Link Posted: 7/27/2015 11:20:13 PM EDT
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Congrats Mark!
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Hello and/or duh.
Link Posted: 7/27/2015 11:47:18 PM EDT
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When I inevitably complain how damn hot it is tomorrow I am glad someone else will understand.
Link Posted: 7/28/2015 12:23:50 AM EDT
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I've been watching the X-Files again. Currently watching The Blessing Way... that was such a great episode.
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I liked the first x files movie.  Wish it was on Netflix
Link Posted: 7/28/2015 5:31:27 AM EDT
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Nothing since midnight? You are all terrible!
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Baby James had a good first night, fed from 9 until 10 then mostly slept until 4, had his first poop and lots of pee so we know the plumbing is working well.

Wife is feeling good and is ready for some breakfast, catheter and drip come out in an hour so she will be able to get showered properly and put on her own clothes.
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Yay! Glad Baby James is doing all the baby things babies are supposed to do. Babies are pretty awesome. I don't understand why more dads aren't excited to stay home with them for the first several weeks.
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Nothing since midnight? You are all terrible!


I have an excuse

You do.
Link Posted: 7/28/2015 6:32:53 AM EDT
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Lance an abscessed jaw on a cow.

Then finger the drainage every day with bag balm to keep it from scabbing shut.


Dishwashers and drains ain't nothing after that
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Get that dishwasher fixed up?

I got the water sucked out of the pan, but everybody was going to bed so I couldn't continue.  Tomorrow maybe.

It was smelly.

Try replaceing the drain from your sink because it's clagged with 50+ years of stuff.


Lance an abscessed jaw on a cow.

Then finger the drainage every day with bag balm to keep it from scabbing shut.


Dishwashers and drains ain't nothing after that

NOPE NOPE NOPE
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Yay! Glad Baby James is doing all the baby things babies are supposed to do. Babies are pretty awesome. I don't understand why more dads aren't excited to stay home with them for the first several weeks.
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Baby James had a good first night, fed from 9 until 10 then mostly slept until 4, had his first poop and lots of pee so we know the plumbing is working well.



Wife is feeling good and is ready for some breakfast, catheter and drip come out in an hour so she will be able to get showered properly and put on her own clothes.


Yay! Glad Baby James is doing all the baby things babies are supposed to do. Babies are pretty awesome. I don't understand why more dads aren't excited to stay home with them for the first several weeks.
Beats me.  I was only able to take a week off but I wish I could have had more.

 
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Sleeping.
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I have an excuse

Yeah you do.
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