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Posted: 11/30/2015 3:41:59 PM EDT
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When we get a batch of new hires at work we charge up AC caps and leave them in some of their work stations. 
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When we get a batch of new hires at work we charge up AC caps and leave them in some of their work stations.
You dont even have to watch, you can hear them scream. We used to just yell "here, catch!" And toss them to people. They always grab for them. |
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Posted: 11/30/2015 4:04:13 PM EDT
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Guess the towed Outback's AWD is toast.. Either that, or the repair bill on that car just doubled Quote HistoryQuoted:
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An Outback pulling an outback stopped to eat at an Outback, parked outback. http://i.imgur.com/7OSIvwQ.jpg Guess the towed Outback's AWD is toast.. Either that, or the repair bill on that car just doubled From my sketchy memory, if it is an auto transmission you can pull a fuse and temporarily make it FWD. |
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Posted: 11/30/2015 4:21:16 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: From my sketchy memory, if it is an auto transmission you can pull a fuse and temporarily make it FWD. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: An Outback pulling an outback stopped to eat at an Outback, parked outback. http://i.imgur.com/7OSIvwQ.jpg Guess the towed Outback's AWD is toast.. Either that, or the repair bill on that car just doubled From my sketchy memory, if it is an auto transmission you can pull a fuse and temporarily make it FWD. Mechanically it is still connected and while it is only providing power to the front when driving, while being towed the rear is spinning but the front is not. Meaning the transfer case is now kaboom. Earth shattering Kaboom. |
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Posted: 11/30/2015 4:23:30 PM EDT
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"Bring out your dead..." gong...
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Posted: 11/30/2015 4:33:53 PM EDT
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Mechanically it is still connected and while it is only providing power to the front when driving, while being towed the rear is spinning but the front is not. Meaning the transfer case is now kaboom. Earth shattering Kaboom. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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An Outback pulling an outback stopped to eat at an Outback, parked outback. http://i.imgur.com/7OSIvwQ.jpg Guess the towed Outback's AWD is toast.. Either that, or the repair bill on that car just doubled From my sketchy memory, if it is an auto transmission you can pull a fuse and temporarily make it FWD. Mechanically it is still connected and while it is only providing power to the front when driving, while being towed the rear is spinning but the front is not. Meaning the transfer case is now kaboom. Earth shattering Kaboom. I'd guess that they disconnected the driveshaft. If one is buying yet another Subaru I'd assume one is an enthusiast. |
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Posted: 11/30/2015 4:34:59 PM EDT
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I'd guess that they disconnected the driveshaft. If one is buying yet another Subaru I'd assume one is an enthusiast. I would GUESS that, but assumption is the mother of all fuckups
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Posted: 11/30/2015 4:40:28 PM EDT
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I would GUESS that, but assumption is the mother of all fuckups Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I'd guess that they disconnected the driveshaft. If one is buying yet another Subaru I'd assume one is an enthusiast. I would GUESS that, but assumption is the mother of all fuckups Well, their plates are in the pic - anyone want to track them down and find out?
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Posted: 11/30/2015 4:56:42 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryI've watched Canada geese do that on a frozen pond. It's hilarious. |
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Posted: 11/30/2015 5:19:42 PM EDT
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Posted: 11/30/2015 6:00:46 PM EDT
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I'd guess that they disconnected the driveshaft. If one is buying yet another Subaru I'd assume one is an enthusiast. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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An Outback pulling an outback stopped to eat at an Outback, parked outback. http://i.imgur.com/7OSIvwQ.jpg Guess the towed Outback's AWD is toast.. Either that, or the repair bill on that car just doubled From my sketchy memory, if it is an auto transmission you can pull a fuse and temporarily make it FWD. Mechanically it is still connected and while it is only providing power to the front when driving, while being towed the rear is spinning but the front is not. Meaning the transfer case is now kaboom. Earth shattering Kaboom. I'd guess that they disconnected the driveshaft. If one is buying yet another Subaru I'd assume one is an enthusiast. Maybe he's towing it because the transfer case already went kaboom... |
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Posted: 11/30/2015 6:49:15 PM EDT
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Posted: 11/30/2015 6:49:24 PM EDT
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Guess the towed Outback's AWD is toast.. Either that, or the repair bill on that car just doubled Doubled the bill from the price of just the head gaskets. The Subaru mechanic told the owner, "I've never done anything except head gaskets before". |
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Posted: 11/30/2015 7:45:22 PM EDT
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Posted: 11/30/2015 9:06:51 PM EDT
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Posted: 12/1/2015 12:12:06 AM EDT
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Posted: 12/1/2015 12:43:53 AM EDT
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Posted: 12/1/2015 6:32:55 AM EDT
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Posted: 12/1/2015 10:18:16 AM EDT
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Mechanically it is still connected and while it is only providing power to the front when driving, while being towed the rear is spinning but the front is not. Meaning the transfer case is now kaboom. Earth shattering Kaboom. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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An Outback pulling an outback stopped to eat at an Outback, parked outback. http://i.imgur.com/7OSIvwQ.jpg Guess the towed Outback's AWD is toast.. Either that, or the repair bill on that car just doubled From my sketchy memory, if it is an auto transmission you can pull a fuse and temporarily make it FWD. Mechanically it is still connected and while it is only providing power to the front when driving, while being towed the rear is spinning but the front is not. Meaning the transfer case is now kaboom. Earth shattering Kaboom. Even with the Trans in neutral? |
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Posted: 12/1/2015 10:34:49 AM EDT
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Even with the Trans in neutral? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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An Outback pulling an outback stopped to eat at an Outback, parked outback. http://i.imgur.com/7OSIvwQ.jpg Guess the towed Outback's AWD is toast.. Either that, or the repair bill on that car just doubled From my sketchy memory, if it is an auto transmission you can pull a fuse and temporarily make it FWD. Mechanically it is still connected and while it is only providing power to the front when driving, while being towed the rear is spinning but the front is not. Meaning the transfer case is now kaboom. Earth shattering Kaboom. Even with the Trans in neutral? See #9 below? Towing on 2 wheels without dropping the driveshaft will severely shorten the life of the clutch plates in the coupling and/or center differential. The coupling on manual cars is basically a tiny, non-locking torque converter and conventional spider center diff, while the auto has a wet multiplate clutch that is electronically actuated and a planetary diff. 
So the correct answer is to drop the driveshaft... |
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Posted: 12/1/2015 10:41:14 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Even with the Trans in neutral? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: An Outback pulling an outback stopped to eat at an Outback, parked outback. http://i.imgur.com/7OSIvwQ.jpg Guess the towed Outback's AWD is toast.. Either that, or the repair bill on that car just doubled From my sketchy memory, if it is an auto transmission you can pull a fuse and temporarily make it FWD. Mechanically it is still connected and while it is only providing power to the front when driving, while being towed the rear is spinning but the front is not. Meaning the transfer case is now kaboom. Earth shattering Kaboom. Even with the Trans in neutral? You can tow them with all four wheels on the ground if it is a manual trans. Automatics is a bad idea. You are going to be spinning things in the transmission, causing heat, with out fluid being pumped or cooled with the transmission cooler. Big kaboom. And if I remember correctly the rear drive shaft is splined on those vehicles so if you just pull the rear drive shaft you could tow it on a dolly, but you would also be lifting the front so you would be draining out the trans fluid. |
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Posted: 12/1/2015 10:43:17 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: So the correct answer is to drop the driveshaft... I think that option might be out as well. I work on German shit, not Japanese shit so it is has been a while since I had one in the air but I think it isn't possible.  |
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Posted: 12/1/2015 10:44:07 AM EDT
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Posted: 12/1/2015 10:48:18 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Mic drop, steak stolen, exit stage left. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Guy gets into it with junkies/welfare leeches! lmao I want to buy this guy a beer! NSFW! "Steak is for fucking tax payers!" Mic drop, steak stolen, exit stage left. While I don't agree with everything he did, I feel his pain. |
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Posted: 12/1/2015 11:32:38 AM EDT
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And if I remember correctly the rear drive shaft is splined on those vehicles so if you just pull the rear drive shaft you could tow it on a dolly, but you would also be lifting the front so you would be draining out the trans fluid. Quote HistoryQuoted:
And if I remember correctly the rear drive shaft is splined on those vehicles so if you just pull the rear drive shaft you could tow it on a dolly, but you would also be lifting the front so you would be draining out the trans fluid. Quoted:
I think that option might be out as well. I work on German shit, not Japanese shit so it is has been a while since I had one in the air but I think it isn't possible. They use a 2-piece driveshaft, so you won't be draining the trans, just unbolt the rear diff flange and tie the shaft up out of the way, you don't have to pull it out. Just don't crank the car and try to drive it off the dolly before bolting it back up
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Posted: 12/1/2015 11:40:20 AM EDT
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See #9 below? Towing on 2 wheels without dropping the driveshaft will severely shorten the life of the clutch plates in the coupling and/or center differential. The coupling on manual cars is basically a tiny, non-locking torque converter and conventional spider center diff, while the auto has a wet multiplate clutch that is electronically actuated and a planetary diff. http://www.subaruforester.org/vbulletin/attachments/f89/216762d1424629099-front-rear-diff-questions-subaru_gearbox3.jpg http://www.autozine.org/technical_school/traction/tech_pic_traction_diff_lock.jpg So the correct answer is to drop the driveshaft... I presume that this is not necessary if you have the turbo encabulator option?
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Posted: 12/1/2015 11:43:25 AM EDT
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They use a 2-piece driveshaft, so you won't be draining the trans, just unbolt the rear diff flange and tie the shaft up out of the way, you don't have to pull it out. Just don't crank the car and try to drive it off the dolly before bolting it back up
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And if I remember correctly the rear drive shaft is splined on those vehicles so if you just pull the rear drive shaft you could tow it on a dolly, but you would also be lifting the front so you would be draining out the trans fluid. Quoted:
I think that option might be out as well. I work on German shit, not Japanese shit so it is has been a while since I had one in the air but I think it isn't possible. They use a 2-piece driveshaft, so you won't be draining the trans, just unbolt the rear diff flange and tie the shaft up out of the way, you don't have to pull it out. Just don't crank the car and try to drive it off the dolly before bolting it back up
http://i306.photobucket.com/albums/nn273/wdub180/subaru/2013-03-30160431_zps90bb9536.jpg wheres the funny? 
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Posted: 12/1/2015 11:46:04 AM EDT
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wheres the funny? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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And if I remember correctly the rear drive shaft is splined on those vehicles so if you just pull the rear drive shaft you could tow it on a dolly, but you would also be lifting the front so you would be draining out the trans fluid. Quoted:
I think that option might be out as well. I work on German shit, not Japanese shit so it is has been a while since I had one in the air but I think it isn't possible. They use a 2-piece driveshaft, so you won't be draining the trans, just unbolt the rear diff flange and tie the shaft up out of the way, you don't have to pull it out. Just don't crank the car and try to drive it off the dolly before bolting it back up
http://i306.photobucket.com/albums/nn273/wdub180/subaru/2013-03-30160431_zps90bb9536.jpg wheres the funny? "Two Piece" "One day I ma gonna Detroit to bigga hotel. I go down to breakfast. I tella the waitress I wanna two pissis toast. She bring me only one piss. I tell her I wanna two pisses. She say go to the toilet. I say you no understand, I wanna two piss onna my plate. She say you better no piss onna plate, you sonna va bitch. I don't even know the lady and she calls me a sonna va bitch!" Silly Italians. |
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Posted: 12/1/2015 11:55:48 AM EDT
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So the correct answer is to drop the driveshaft... Which is exactly what the guy did if you'd seen this pic anywhere else and it came with the correct story. Can we move on? |
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Posted: 12/1/2015 12:32:07 PM EDT
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Some of you boneheads don't seem to realize what thread you are in.
No freeloading: 
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Posted: 12/1/2015 12:34:15 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: An Outback pulling an outback stopped to eat at an Outback, parked outback. http://i.imgur.com/7OSIvwQ.jpg |
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Posted: 12/1/2015 12:35:09 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Guess the towed Outback's AWD is toast.. Either that, or the repair bill on that car just doubled Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: An Outback pulling an outback stopped to eat at an Outback, parked outback. http://i.imgur.com/7OSIvwQ.jpg Guess the towed Outback's AWD is toast.. Either that, or the repair bill on that car just doubled |
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Posted: 12/1/2015 1:02:04 PM EDT
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0:55 is particularly
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Posted: 12/1/2015 1:10:34 PM EDT
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All of this mechanical discussion is hilarious
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Posted: 12/1/2015 1:34:37 PM EDT
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Which is exactly what the guy did if you'd seen this pic anywhere else and it came with the correct story. Can we move on? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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So the correct answer is to drop the driveshaft... Which is exactly what the guy did if you'd seen this pic anywhere else and it came with the correct story. Can we move on? But now the butthurt will start getting funny. |
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Posted: 12/1/2015 1:51:42 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryFor Asians being pretty solid baseball players, those guys sure have issues with their grenades. Reminded me of my Combat Instructor in MCT had a female Marine throw the pin and drop the grenade
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Posted: 12/1/2015 1:59:28 PM EDT
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For Asians being pretty solid baseball players, those guys sure have issues with their grenades. Reminded me of my Combat Instructor in MCT had a female Marine throw the pin and drop the grenade
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For Asians being pretty solid baseball players, those guys sure have issues with their grenades. Reminded me of my Combat Instructor in MCT had a female Marine throw the pin and drop the grenade
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Posted: 12/1/2015 2:12:54 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryThe last scene where the guy is flailing away at that stubborn brick, check it at ~4:05 when 4 of his 5 buddies in the background simultaneously facepalm. 
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Posted: 12/1/2015 3:45:41 PM EDT
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Posted: 12/1/2015 5:46:05 PM EDT
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Posted: 12/1/2015 5:57:31 PM EDT
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This thread is giving me turrets syndrome. It's bad enough that this shit is seriously not funny, but someone already said it.
The people thinking that they're clever posting a lame, unfunny play on words make this thread less enjoyable. As stupid as the "keep on truckin'" trash is, at least it is easier to scroll through. Puns are the highest form of humor. I am sorry for your lack of humor.  At least you posted funny to make up for it.
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Posted: 12/1/2015 6:09:30 PM EDT
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Posted: 12/1/2015 6:10:06 PM EDT
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Posted: 12/1/2015 6:16:39 PM EDT
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Posted: 12/1/2015 6:58:30 PM EDT
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Posted: 12/1/2015 7:10:49 PM EDT
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Sadly, I am pretty sure this is a Arfcom members vehicle.
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Posted: 12/1/2015 7:14:53 PM EDT
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Posted: 12/1/2015 7:18:46 PM EDT
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Posted: 12/1/2015 8:19:33 PM EDT
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Posted: 12/1/2015 8:29:00 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryI don't see a bolt face logo on the rascal. 
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