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Link Posted: 12/4/2016 10:29:20 AM EDT
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I used to laugh at the rape MEME's.
When someone you love gets raped, they're not funny anymore.
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There is humor to be found everywhere if you tell a funny enough joke.
Link Posted: 12/4/2016 12:09:51 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/4/2016 12:13:22 PM EDT
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Damn, that kangaroo is jacked.
Link Posted: 12/4/2016 12:21:04 PM EDT
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Damn, that kangaroo is jacked.
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Kagaroo's are yoked

Link Posted: 12/4/2016 12:22:05 PM EDT
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Damn, that kangaroo is jacked.
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Link Posted: 12/4/2016 12:23:17 PM EDT
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Not sure what's funnier. The dog in a headlock, the kangaroo shaking off the shot to the chops, or the mutual agreement that fisticuffs were not really in either party's best interests.
Link Posted: 12/4/2016 12:29:38 PM EDT
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They will kick your ass, too.  There used to be kangaroo "boxing" in Australia (might still be, but I seem to think they were shut down). Basically drunken Aussies in a "ring" with a large grey roo. I think they muzzled the roo, so no biting.  Footage I've seen is hilarious.  Even real big dudes don't last long.  Kangaroos can lean back on their tails and kick.
Link Posted: 12/4/2016 12:30:16 PM EDT
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I lost big
Link Posted: 12/4/2016 3:08:22 PM EDT
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That Roo is thinking "Did that dude just hit me? I can't believe he just hit me! The hell am I supposed to do now? I'm outa here, mate"
Link Posted: 12/4/2016 3:27:02 PM EDT
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Looks like something out of Aussie Man Reviews.
Link Posted: 12/4/2016 3:30:44 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/4/2016 3:53:48 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/4/2016 4:38:02 PM EDT
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They will kick your ass, too.  There used to be kangaroo "boxing" in Australia (might still be, but I seem to think they were shut down). Basically drunken Aussies in a "ring" with a large grey roo. I think they muzzled the roo, so no biting.  Footage I've seen is hilarious.  Even real big dudes don't last long.  Kangaroos can lean back on their tails and kick.
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Damn, that kangaroo is jacked.


They will kick your ass, too.  There used to be kangaroo "boxing" in Australia (might still be, but I seem to think they were shut down). Basically drunken Aussies in a "ring" with a large grey roo. I think they muzzled the roo, so no biting.  Footage I've seen is hilarious.  Even real big dudes don't last long.  Kangaroos can lean back on their tails and kick.


Anyone who has watched Looney Tunes or Tom & Jerry should know they do that.
Link Posted: 12/4/2016 6:27:35 PM EDT
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lol  
Link Posted: 12/4/2016 7:02:06 PM EDT
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Wife calls: Can you please put the Christmas tree up tonight? I will be late getting home.
Me: Say no more.

Link Posted: 12/4/2016 9:04:35 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/4/2016 9:13:38 PM EDT
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Apparently she is wearing underwear on her head because she did not have a bonnet.  Real answer.
Link Posted: 12/4/2016 9:41:51 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/4/2016 9:44:18 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/4/2016 10:13:59 PM EDT
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Let me see.

Trumps talks with Taiwan President: Tsai Ing-wen calls Donald, Western media flips out


If that doesn't work, video is at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKK0ErN2UQ0

I won't attempt to describe it.
Link Posted: 12/5/2016 12:01:25 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/5/2016 12:47:11 AM EDT
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Trauma plate.
Link Posted: 12/5/2016 2:33:23 AM EDT
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Waiting to find on a surplus site as "genuine body armor battlefield pickups!"
Link Posted: 12/5/2016 2:54:49 AM EDT
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Not sure what's funnier. The dog in a headlock, the kangaroo shaking off the shot to the chops, or the mutual agreement that fisticuffs were not really in either party's best interests.
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All three, equally, are hilarious.

Remind me not to screw with a kangaroo.
Link Posted: 12/5/2016 7:33:11 AM EDT
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The kangaroo looked like he could not believe that guy popped him in the mouf and maybe loosened some teef.
Link Posted: 12/5/2016 8:28:07 AM EDT
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Let me see.

CKK0ErN2UQ0</iframe>

If that doesn't work, video is at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKK0ErN2UQ0

I won't attempt to describe it.
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While we're at it... can somebody embed this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbM6WbUw7Bs
Link Posted: 12/5/2016 9:24:31 AM EDT
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While we're at it... can somebody embed this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbM6WbUw7Bs
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Japanese Donald Trump Commercial????2016


Still not sure if nuked too much or not enough

Edited to fix
Link Posted: 12/5/2016 9:49:55 AM EDT
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what if I say I'm not just an otter one.
Link Posted: 12/5/2016 1:36:50 PM EDT
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Someone seems to have heard where Clint Smith suggests where your first shot should go.
Link Posted: 12/5/2016 2:15:23 PM EDT
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Just in case you guys missed it in the other thread...   I was kind of proud of it.  



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INTERMENT

Crap ass.

I'll get it fixed ASAP.
Link Posted: 12/5/2016 3:06:28 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/5/2016 3:44:27 PM EDT
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They "borrowed" a LOT of that from the title sequence to the original Borderlands game. They parodied the same Cage the Elephant song, they used similar visuals, and the cover art is also essentially the same.

https://s.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2009/08/borderlandspc.jpg

GqbgncFCO0M</iframe>
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And?
Link Posted: 12/5/2016 4:05:58 PM EDT
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Series of screen caps on FB...we'll see if this works.











I have a feeling that guy is a member here.
Link Posted: 12/5/2016 4:28:44 PM EDT
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@fatcat4620

Can you do one of these having a casual conversation between .45 and 9mm and then .40 shits on everything?  for a guy at my work.
Link Posted: 12/5/2016 4:42:26 PM EDT
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Series of screen caps on FB...we'll see if this works.
https://scontent.fhou1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/p350x350/15193422_1330204850357042_329684100427635327_n.jpg?oh=62fc7dadc73b0ebace7bcace85b17215&oe=58F6E856
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https://scontent.fhou1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/p417x417/15220066_1330204943690366_6006877359045696702_n.jpg?oh=ea9f04e12a2aef9e5dfa463ce9a54e23&oe=58F0F0B4
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https://scontent.fhou1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/p350x350/15267663_1330205050357022_5305418754687619348_n.jpg?oh=77f4ddb8f6bdfc3b349e1bb7c98a9be9&oe=58B499F2
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https://scontent.fhou1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/p403x403/15192732_1330205147023679_1791220192290298677_n.jpg?oh=70f07f59e91b97bec57e0480d353560e&oe=58B0D661

I have a feeling that guy is a member here.
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You missed the page where she posts a picture of 3 more and say, "He looks lonely."
Epic level trolling by Kayla.
Hubby needs a chill pill or 7.
Link Posted: 12/5/2016 4:48:13 PM EDT
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@fatcat4620

Can you do one of these having a casual conversation between .45 and 9mm and then .40 shits on everything?  for a guy at my work.
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@fatcat4620

Can you do one of these having a casual conversation between .45 and 9mm and then .40 shits on everything?  for a guy at my work.

This was hard, I could only think of reasons why .40 sucks
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@21BoomCBTENGR
Link Posted: 12/5/2016 4:53:16 PM EDT
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This was hard, I could only think of reasons why .40 sucks
http://AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/309434/ZomboMeme-05122016154710-100503.JPG
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@Miami_JBT
Link Posted: 12/5/2016 4:59:35 PM EDT
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You missed the page where she posts a picture of 3 more and say, "He looks lonely."
Epic level trolling by Kayla.
Hubby needs a chill pill or 7.
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Yeah, I was going pretty quick.  But did you see the reference to the 4 ferrets? I think he's earned his stripes on the crazy scale there.
Link Posted: 12/5/2016 5:10:49 PM EDT
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This was hard, I could only think of reasons why .40 sucks
http://AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/309434/ZomboMeme-05122016154710-100503.JPG

@21BoomCBTENGR
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LOL you're awesome thanks man!
Link Posted: 12/5/2016 5:31:07 PM EDT
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Cop had pity on the poor bastard... he knows it'll be on blocks before it ever makes it to its destination.
Link Posted: 12/5/2016 5:52:10 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/5/2016 7:49:59 PM EDT
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Just in case you guys missed it in the other thread...   I was kind of proud of it.  

http://i1235.photobucket.com/albums/ff422/CBPO/Cuban_1.jpg
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Link Posted: 12/5/2016 8:04:27 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/5/2016 8:34:36 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/5/2016 8:46:12 PM EDT
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SHIT, fucking spell check.  Interment!

Now I need to redo the damn thing...  again.

Link Posted: 12/5/2016 9:02:35 PM EDT
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@Miami_JBT
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@Miami_JBT
true story bro
Link Posted: 12/5/2016 9:53:13 PM EDT
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Just ordered my brother a Christmas gift. 
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Link Posted: 12/5/2016 9:58:55 PM EDT
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Just ordered my brother a Christmas gift. 
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I have this shirt.  Wear it on college campuses or anywhere else protesters might gather.  Good times will follow, I promise.

Link Posted: 12/5/2016 10:16:25 PM EDT
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I didn't know John Wick translates to John Brick
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