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Posted: 7/7/2015 10:44:44 AM EDT
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I'm going to plow Mrs.InkyNwG in the pond today in honor of this thread...
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Posted: 7/7/2015 10:45:47 AM EDT
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creeper
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Posted: 7/7/2015 10:47:13 AM EDT
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Throw some clover in there. It's mostly clover. I've sprayed it with diesel fuel among other things and It still grows. I let it go a couple weeks or three at a time and then drop the deck all the way down to where it's almost a shovel. Still a miserable experience. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I'm still confused on why you wouldn't want part of your grass mowed for free? I'm staring at mine right now and God I'd rather take a beating that go out there and fight with the damned tractor. The battery is dead again, I know it is. I'm certain it's going to throw a belt too. And it's hot. I pray that it stops raining for a month or so and starts to brown some. Fucking grass. Throw some clover in there. It's mostly clover. I've sprayed it with diesel fuel among other things and It still grows. I let it go a couple weeks or three at a time and then drop the deck all the way down to where it's almost a shovel. Still a miserable experience. |
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Posted: 7/7/2015 10:48:53 AM EDT
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We fool around in our hot tub but only at night and our yard is very dark. Hey OP, wanna watch ;)
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Posted: 7/7/2015 10:49:10 AM EDT
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build your own pool in your front yard then you and your wife go to town whenever they come home.
do it for like a week straight |
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Posted: 7/7/2015 10:50:08 AM EDT
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Play them a little Barry White mood music at high volume whenever you see this.
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Posted: 7/7/2015 10:50:19 AM EDT
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Sorry OP..... your neighbors are saints compared to some of the idiots I have had.
Some quick examples... Guy that borrows and never returns tools Guy that doesn't mow his lawn until HOA sends a crew and he kicks them off Lady drank herself to death- only after bringing home a boyfriend from rehab that I found in my backyard petting my dog.... Idiot yanked out brand new bushes when he moves in so the burglars can't hide in them... they were a foot tall. Then he was forced to put new bushes in and he puts in all of the same kind and with nasty timbers around the beds. Looks awful neighbors son throwing parties all the time and then yelling in the streets at 2am. One time a kid parked on my lawn and I almost got arrested after he gave me attitude. I don't live in a bad neighborhood either. Housing prices average over 400k. |
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Posted: 7/7/2015 10:51:04 AM EDT
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A guy I used to work with had some neighbors that did not own any curtains. (They were Mennonite, if that has anything to do with it, I don't know.) Well my co-worker came home one day to find all of the neighborhood boys in his yard very intently staring at the neighbor's house. It turns out that not only was the neighbor lady nicely sculpted, she had no rules about which position was Godly.
He mentioned it to the neighbor, and the next day they had curtains on all of their windows. |
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Posted: 7/7/2015 10:53:43 AM EDT
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Fences make good neighbors
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Posted: 7/7/2015 10:54:20 AM EDT
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In Florida people are routinely arrested for indecent exposure for fucking out in the open. It happens around the beach areas a lot. In a case a few years ago, A couple war fucking in their apartment but in front of large picture window that lead directly to the pool deck. They were arrested too. Even though they were in their apartment, they had the shades open and they were clearly visible to everyone, including children, that were in the pool area.
All pools have to completely fenced in here in Florida. It's for the children ;-/ Seriously, despite what the anti-guns will try to tell you, drownings have LONG been the leading cause of death of children and minors here in Fla. It sounds to me like you need to talk to your PD and your local zoning enforcement. |
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Posted: 7/7/2015 10:56:23 AM EDT
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Play them a little Barry White mood music at high volume whenever you see this. I do have a Les Paul and JCM800 half stack, but I was thinking something more along the lines of GnR - Rocket Queen... 
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Posted: 7/7/2015 10:57:17 AM EDT
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That's a little weird that they keep doing it. I've done the whole sex in a pool thing and its really not that great. Think no lubrication. Once was enough for me No doubt the neighbors get excited by doing it in front of other people. It happens. It's just another form of indecent exposure. |
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Posted: 7/7/2015 10:57:35 AM EDT
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Throw him off his game. Yell over to him: "Hey, nice dick Bob!"
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Posted: 7/7/2015 11:00:39 AM EDT
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I'd love to say some off the wall shit or play naive while they're doing it, but I'm nearly convinced he'd respond with "Bro, do you mind?!" Where the fuck do I go from there?
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Posted: 7/7/2015 11:01:08 AM EDT
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Obviously he's into drugs.
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Posted: 7/7/2015 11:03:26 AM EDT
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Make general conversation with them while they're banging. Hehe. 
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Posted: 7/7/2015 11:07:53 AM EDT
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I've come to the conclusion there is no place with perfect neighbors no matter where u live. We have a dude who plays drums in the garage with the door open. If gladly take a old couple banging as long as they were quiet Teenager in the house behind me used to do that every afternoon for HOURS before his parents came home. But I think he must have been stoned because he only played one chord, over and over and over and OVER! After a year of that, I started going over and flipping off the power breakers outside of his house. He never figured out how to tun them back on, he just waited till his parents got home (think long HOT Florida afternoons with no power and no AC! ). When parents got home they would turn the power back on but he never played after his parents got home. So I never had much of a problem after that! |
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Posted: 7/7/2015 11:08:23 AM EDT
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Go yell at some clouds Abe... This here. Op is a prude |
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Posted: 7/7/2015 11:08:47 AM EDT
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Your neighbor may have a mild mental disability.
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Posted: 7/7/2015 11:10:29 AM EDT
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If all you see is their vinegar faces, who cares. I agree with you OP, pick your battles.
It's a different story if they were fully visible on the deck. |
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Posted: 7/7/2015 11:11:26 AM EDT
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I'd love to say some off the wall shit or play naive while they're doing it, but I'm nearly convinced he'd respond with "Bro, do you mind?!" Where the fuck do I go from there? Next time you see them fucking in the pool, pretend you are a coxswain on a crew team. |
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Posted: 7/7/2015 11:13:32 AM EDT
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What is preventing you from building your own fence?
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Posted: 7/7/2015 11:14:46 AM EDT
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Next time you see them getting it in the pool, yell out," hell yeah hammer that sumbitch" call up the rest of the neighbor guys and sit on your drive way and watch. Get together all of your rowdy buddies, break out a case of beer and give everyone a video camera. Set your lawn chairs all facing the pool and prepare to give rowdy cheers and mention Youtube frequently. Deliver video tapes to TV news, LEO, county commishionners, and code enforcement. Win! Even if they don't get charged with something, public humiliation should drive them out. |
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Posted: 7/7/2015 11:17:33 AM EDT
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It seems you chose your property poorly when you built your house. You can't control what happens on land you do not own. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile Short version: You should have bought more land and less house! |
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Posted: 7/7/2015 11:23:14 AM EDT
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Am I the first to post this
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Posted: 7/7/2015 11:23:24 AM EDT
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Oh there's a deck? Well the answer is obvious then. Every time they are out there having sex, go over there, stand on the deck, and piss in the pool. Make sure to fart a few times while your at it and toss some pubes in the water. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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How the hell do they have a pool w/o a fence? Every where I have lived in many states required a fence around a pool. The inspector signed it off because it's aboveground. The little bracket in the MSpaint is the "deck" of the pool, which has a railing and is gated. Oh there's a deck? Well the answer is obvious then. Every time they are out there having sex, go over there, stand on the deck, and piss in the pool. Make sure to fart a few times while your at it and toss some pubes in the water. LOL! That would certainly kill any romantic notions that I had! OTOH, Think Bill Murray. Throw a snickers bar in the pool without them seeing it then go over when they come outside, fish it out and eat it! |
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Posted: 7/7/2015 11:28:37 AM EDT
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And walk right up on the property line using the binoculars... Preferably with some popcorn and a lawn chair... Quote HistoryQuoted:
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next time just stop and stare. Maybe get out the binoculars And walk right up on the property line using the binoculars... Preferably with some popcorn and a lawn chair... This. Also carry a camera and tell them that you've taken up bird watching! |
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Posted: 7/7/2015 11:30:50 AM EDT
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I wish I had sex that much Naw, at my age I'd rather have a pool. |
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Posted: 7/7/2015 11:40:38 AM EDT
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LOL! That would certainly kill any romantic notions that I had! OTOH, Think Bill Murray. Throw a snickers bar in the pool without them seeing it then go over when they come outside, fish it out and eat it! Quote HistoryQuoted:
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How the hell do they have a pool w/o a fence? Every where I have lived in many states required a fence around a pool. The inspector signed it off because it's aboveground. The little bracket in the MSpaint is the "deck" of the pool, which has a railing and is gated. Oh there's a deck? Well the answer is obvious then. Every time they are out there having sex, go over there, stand on the deck, and piss in the pool. Make sure to fart a few times while your at it and toss some pubes in the water. LOL! That would certainly kill any romantic notions that I had! OTOH, Think Bill Murray. Throw a snickers bar in the pool without them seeing it then go over when they come outside, fish it out and eat it! Baby Ruth not snickers (shape & texture) 
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Posted: 7/7/2015 11:41:09 AM EDT
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The only people allowed to have obvious public sex are pretty people.
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Posted: 7/7/2015 11:44:39 AM EDT
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I love ARFGD.
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Posted: 7/7/2015 11:54:10 AM EDT
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I could blast porn out the window....
Or loop Randy Savage going "Ooooooh yeah". |
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Posted: 7/7/2015 11:54:51 AM EDT
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An embarrassing moment from last summer. Neighbor with a pool. Block wall between our yards, 5 feet high on my side, but 6 feet on his.
I hear a sound like a dog whimpering, and aluminum patio furniture moving on the deck. They have 2 boxers, so I figured one of them was hung up on something... Look over the wall and he is hammering his wife bent over the chaise lounge. Oops! I knew he saw me, but I just walked away. He has never tried to bring it up either. |
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Posted: 7/7/2015 11:56:13 AM EDT
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I'd love to say some off the wall shit or play naive while they're doing it, but I'm nearly convinced he'd respond with "Bro, do you mind?!" Where the fuck do I go from there? Hop the fence and "tag" in WWF style. |
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Posted: 7/7/2015 11:57:35 AM EDT
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Pound of itching powder chucked in the pool during the night? Oughta be quite a show then!
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Posted: 7/7/2015 11:57:55 AM EDT
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Pound of itching powder chucked in the pool during the night? Oughta be quite a show then!
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Posted: 7/7/2015 12:02:19 PM EDT
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I bet your neighbor is the type of guy that lets other guys plow his wife. Well that certainly changes the dynamics of the situation.
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Posted: 7/7/2015 12:03:03 PM EDT
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An embarrassing moment from last summer. Neighbor with a pool. Block wall between our yards, 5 feet high on my side, but 6 feet on his. I hear a sound like a dog whimpering, and aluminum patio furniture moving on the deck. They have 2 boxers, so I figured one of them was hung up on something... Look over the wall and he is hammering his wife bent over the chaise lounge. Oops! I knew he saw me, but I just walked away. He has never tried to bring it up either. Niiiiiiiice! Except for the part about you walking away. |
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Posted: 7/7/2015 12:03:34 PM EDT
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Obviously he's into drugs. Nah, he's into his wife. And out. And in. |
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Posted: 7/7/2015 12:05:21 PM EDT
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Plant a screen of corn. No more exhibitions with the benefit of corn!
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Posted: 7/7/2015 12:06:20 PM EDT
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Hmm OP I would be looking into a bank of air horns like on the new trains... those sumbitches are LOUD.
I would set a bank up and flip the switch when you catch them. |
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Posted: 7/7/2015 12:06:23 PM EDT
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crank up "yackety sax" on the big bluetooth speaker
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Posted: 7/7/2015 12:08:23 PM EDT
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I saw "My sister and the sex pool" when ARF mobile loaded, as this thread is right above "my sister is being stalked by police." I thought to myself, WTF, for realz? IN.
LOLOL Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Posted: 7/7/2015 12:08:28 PM EDT
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Like you never fucked your wife in a pool, jesus cut the dude some slack.
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Posted: 7/7/2015 12:12:41 PM EDT
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The pool must be saltwater............as evidenced by all the "jellyfish" floating around in it.......
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Posted: 7/7/2015 12:15:04 PM EDT
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Are these your neighbors? http://www.nbc.com/sites/nbcunbc/files/files/styles/nbc_gallery_slide_grid/public/images/2013/11/08/Hot%20Tub%20Lovers.?itok=8nsPspJo If he's oblivious, you could make him aware that he's being indiscrete. Shout to him from your back yard "Pool fucker! Do you require assistance?". The Pool Fuckers , i think I saw them open up for the Ramones in '77
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Posted: 7/7/2015 12:52:59 PM EDT
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CSB
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Posted: 7/7/2015 12:59:46 PM EDT
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Video it, stream it online with that new reality website thing. What is that damn thing called.?
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Posted: 7/7/2015 1:48:21 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: I'm still confused on why you wouldn't want part of your grass mowed for free? I'm staring at mine right now and God I'd rather take a beating that go out there and fight with the damned tractor. The battery is dead again, I know it is. I'm certain it's going to throw a belt too. And it's hot. I pray that it stops raining for a month or so and starts to brown some. Fucking grass. Throw some clover in there. It's mostly clover. I've sprayed it with diesel fuel among other things and It still grows. I let it go a couple weeks or three at a time and then drop the deck all the way down to where it's almost a shovel. Still a miserable experience. |
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Posted: 7/7/2015 2:07:53 PM EDT
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This is simple.
Contact your most rowdy bud's, tell them what's going on and to be on standby. The second the neighbors start bangin, call up,said friends, drag out the lawn chairs, beer and the popcorn, then Sit right on the edge of prop line. It will turn into a roman orgy or stop. But really OP, put up a fence and MYOB. If it really bothers you as I think it doesn't, considering you brought it to GD for scrutiny. Tell the guy your tired of it and if it happens anymore, you call the dick police out. Here's a really simple solution, tell him your tired of it and to go 50% on a fence. Considering he is willing to mow your grass, I'm willing to bet you will have a new fence with in the week. |
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