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Video them having sex outdoors.
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I think your neighbors know they can be seen by your or anyone from the street side and I think they like it that way. Edit: It could be worse. One of my neighbors was having some work done to their house (they had no idea permits were necessary) and the neighbor across the street knows this and calls code enforcement on them. Same neighbor calls code enforcement on my girlfriend because the neighbor thinks my GF's fence in sitting in the easement. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile As far as the constant traffic coming and going = drug house. That is possible too. Sometimes hiding things in the open is the best method. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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... is it possible a child could walk up on that deck, and into the pool?
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If you look on porn sites such as Chaturbate lots of middle age trash banging for the world to see. They obviously fall into that category. As far as the constant traffic coming and going = drug house. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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I think your neighbors know they can be seen by your or anyone from the street side and I think they like it that way. Edit: It could be worse. One of my neighbors was having some work done to their house (they had no idea permits were necessary) and the neighbor across the street knows this and calls code enforcement on them. Same neighbor calls code enforcement on my girlfriend because the neighbor thinks my GF's fence in sitting in the easement. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile If you look on porn sites such as Chaturbate lots of middle age trash banging for the world to see. They obviously fall into that category. As far as the constant traffic coming and going = drug house. The constant traffic isn't drugs. It's his kid and his friends. At first, they used to hang on my sidewalk directly in front of my house saying "fuck this fuck that pussy this fucking sluts etc. etc.", but now that my daughter is old enough to understand, they've knocked that shit out. I don't think the kid is a bad seed at all. |
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Check with city/county zoning.
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Walk over there with your wife and ask them "when your done can we go family style on 'er?" make sure you sound like a hick when you say it.
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Quoted: Have you ever had sex in a pool? It's like in the shower, except worse. That just adds to the WTF level. Who enjoys water sex? View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: I wish I had sex that much Have you ever had sex in a pool? It's like in the shower, except worse. That just adds to the WTF level. Who enjoys water sex? When you're married, you will take anything you can get-cause there's not many gets... Nick |
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This is clearly the only answer worth reading. Maybe throw in a fuck her right in the pussy to go with it. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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Try not to worry about it so much. Next time you see them getting it in the pool, yell out," hell yeah hammer that sumbitch" call up the rest of the neighbor guys and sit on your drive way and watch. This is clearly the only answer worth reading. Maybe throw in a fuck her right in the pussy to go with it. hahahahah |
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When you're married, you will take anything you can get-cause there's not many gets... Nick View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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I wish I had sex that much Have you ever had sex in a pool? It's like in the shower, except worse. That just adds to the WTF level. Who enjoys water sex? When you're married, you will take anything you can get-cause there's not many gets... Nick I'm married and get it all the time.... except not now since my wife is due in two weeks and I don't want my boy's head looking like a golfball |
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When they start banging again, decide to help your neighbor out and mow the lawn around the pool.
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And walk right up on the property line using the binoculars... Preferably with some popcorn and a lawn chair... View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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next time just stop and stare. Maybe get out the binoculars And walk right up on the property line using the binoculars... Preferably with some popcorn and a lawn chair... You forgot to furiously spank it while maintaining full eye contact |
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I think you guys are imaging this to be hot romantic pool sex. This is more veins bulging in the neck hammering away in a rhythmic seizure fashion. Go on.... I am concerned that milkman110 might live close to you, very close to you. |
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Would be a awkward situation with kids around, maybe a anonymous call to the police.
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Swingers...
Do they fuck so your wife can see or just you? If just you...well...then you know what's up. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Quoted: We had our house built in 2010 and in 2013 our neighbor's house was built. They began to annoy me from day one because their son and all his friends would park in front of my house, while the front of their house was wide open for parking. The parking itself wasn't the problem, it was the constant in/out, doors slamming, standing in my frontyard, and idling fart cannons; we're talking in/out 5+ times an evening with 2-3 cars. Whatever, you can't teach people respect, but I still took the high ground by making our guests park up the road or across the street as to not do the same bullshit to them. Should have had guests park in neighbor's yard/street curb. Anyhow, shortly after them moving in, they built an above ground pool. This fucking pool is unavoidable to see from practically anywhere in my backyard, side yard, or front yard. It's even clearly visible from the street. I'd fully expect them to put up a privacy fence, but no dice. Last July, while playing in the backyard with our little one (3yr old little girl) on a slip'n'slide we notice the neighbors are banging in the pool. It's 3pm on a fucking Sunday. Our jaws just dropped, what the hell do you say in a situation like this..."Hey guys, stop fucking"?? Yes. That is what you say right after you tell your wife to take jr. inside, turn on your cell phone video, then say "stop fucking where everyone in public can see you. Cops are on their way." I bet it won't happen again. If it does, call the cops and show them both videos. They were discrete about it, but come on, they're 50 years old and it was obvious. I waited a few months to not seem too passive aggressive about the pool and then planted 17 green giant arbs 5ft off the property line. However, I was sure to stop short so the pool was still visible from the street; they weren't getting a free privacy fence from me. I had already planted a few trees the instant they broke ground on the house to obscure the view from my deck. I also built whats been named the Berlin wall off the corner of our house, a 5ft wall of railroad ties angled off the corner of the house to block our patio/play area under and to the side of the deck. This Sunday around 2pm, while pulling into my driveway (I was still in the street) I see the neighbor plowing his old lady in the pool again. You'd think they'd realize that since they can see the street that anyone on the street can see them too. I get along fine with my neighbors and talk to them about once a week, they're nice people, a little trashy (obviously), but I realize it could be a lot worse. I'd say something about the banging in the pool being clearly visible, but the guy is one of those people who seems to have everything sail over his head. He's one of those people that in conversation, you wonder if they're even listening to what you're saying, or he completely misses the point, kind of a completely oblivious person. Imagine talking to someone who is deaf, kinda like that. For example the one time I got "neighborly" with him, I asked him to stop mowing so far into my yard because he's scalping my grass. His response was "Oh man, I don't mind mowing some for ya, you snowblow for us, so it's not problem." To which I responded, "No, I don't want you mowing my grass". Him - "It's just a few feet bro, I don't mind helping you out." Completely missed the point, and he's definitely not trying to claim my land, he's just oblivious. Another example, when I was marking the property line for planting the arbs. He offered to pay for some, I said no, that's fine. He insisted. I said no, I won't take your money. He agreed. The next day he comes to me and says "I don't think I should have to pay because they're not on the property line, they're 5ft in". WTF?! We already established he wasn't paying. Dude does not listen at all. My arbs and trees aren't growing fast enough, short of throwing meth/fertilizer on them, what say GD? Or, why is OP gay. Yes, we plan on moving once all the student loans are paid off (5 years yet). I grew up on a farm with a lot of land and with extreme privacy, I can't handle this suburban living. inb4neighborwantstobangme and/or inb4fruitplate http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v158/rebeltilldeath3/land%20pool_zpswakrsatn.jpg View Quote |
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Start loudly praying and throwing holy water over the fence at them Clearly you're not going to embarass them with offers of "I can see you" or the like View Quote Maybe you have a religious sermon in your back yard next time they have it. Make sure the snakes you release are Water Moccasins. Or dial 911 (from your target/obama phone) and tell them a man is drowning in his pool. Then again maybe they want the audience. Im sorry brother, I can't see a way out of this that doesn't require you moving. Hopefully the trees grow quickly before you kids grow old enough to figure out whats going on next door. Sorry to laugh at your misfortune but it is humerus. Congrats on the new born |
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fly a drone over them when they start up
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How much are you really seeing? It's an above ground pool. Are the sides made of transparent aluminum? I could see if they were fucking on the deck beside the thing, but not so much in it. |
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Try not to worry about it so much. Next time you see them getting it in the pool, yell out," hell yeah hammer that sumbitch" call up the rest of the neighbor guys and sit on your drive way and watch. This is clearly the only answer worth reading. Maybe throw in a fuck her right in the pussy to go with it. hahahahah Holy shit I rost |
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Are these your neighbors? http://www.nbc.com/sites/nbcunbc/files/files/styles/nbc_gallery_slide_grid/public/images/2013/11/08/Hot%20Tub%20Lovers.?itok=8nsPspJo If he's oblivious, you could make him aware that he's being indiscrete. Shout to him from your back yard "Pool fucker! Do you require assistance?". View Quote |
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Stop being passive aggressive. Look how much it has worked so far. They park in your yard, and screw infront of your kid, and go whereever they want on your property. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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We had our house built in 2010 and in 2013 our neighbor's house was built. They began to annoy me from day one because their son and all his friends would park in front of my house, while the front of their house was wide open for parking. The parking itself wasn't the problem, it was the constant in/out, doors slamming, standing in my frontyard, and idling fart cannons; we're talking in/out 5+ times an evening with 2-3 cars. Whatever, you can't teach people respect, but I still took the high ground by making our guests park up the road or across the street as to not do the same bullshit to them. Should have had guests park in neighbor's yard/street curb. Anyhow, shortly after them moving in, they built an above ground pool. This fucking pool is unavoidable to see from practically anywhere in my backyard, side yard, or front yard. It's even clearly visible from the street. I'd fully expect them to put up a privacy fence, but no dice. Last July, while playing in the backyard with our little one (3yr old little girl) on a slip'n'slide we notice the neighbors are banging in the pool. It's 3pm on a fucking Sunday. Our jaws just dropped, what the hell do you say in a situation like this..."Hey guys, stop fucking"?? Yes. That is what you say right after you tell your wife to take jr. inside, turn on your cell phone video, then say "stop fucking where everyone in public can see you. Cops are on their way." I bet it won't happen again. If it does, call the cops and show them both videos. They were discrete about it, but come on, they're 50 years old and it was obvious. I waited a few months to not seem too passive aggressive about the pool and then planted 17 green giant arbs 5ft off the property line. However, I was sure to stop short so the pool was still visible from the street; they weren't getting a free privacy fence from me. I had already planted a few trees the instant they broke ground on the house to obscure the view from my deck. I also built whats been named the Berlin wall off the corner of our house, a 5ft wall of railroad ties angled off the corner of the house to block our patio/play area under and to the side of the deck. This Sunday around 2pm, while pulling into my driveway (I was still in the street) I see the neighbor plowing his old lady in the pool again. You'd think they'd realize that since they can see the street that anyone on the street can see them too. I get along fine with my neighbors and talk to them about once a week, they're nice people, a little trashy (obviously), but I realize it could be a lot worse. I'd say something about the banging in the pool being clearly visible, but the guy is one of those people who seems to have everything sail over his head. He's one of those people that in conversation, you wonder if they're even listening to what you're saying, or he completely misses the point, kind of a completely oblivious person. Imagine talking to someone who is deaf, kinda like that. For example the one time I got "neighborly" with him, I asked him to stop mowing so far into my yard because he's scalping my grass. His response was "Oh man, I don't mind mowing some for ya, you snowblow for us, so it's not problem." To which I responded, "No, I don't want you mowing my grass". Him - "It's just a few feet bro, I don't mind helping you out." Completely missed the point, and he's definitely not trying to claim my land, he's just oblivious. Another example, when I was marking the property line for planting the arbs. He offered to pay for some, I said no, that's fine. He insisted. I said no, I won't take your money. He agreed. The next day he comes to me and says "I don't think I should have to pay because they're not on the property line, they're 5ft in". WTF?! We already established he wasn't paying. Dude does not listen at all. My arbs and trees aren't growing fast enough, short of throwing meth/fertilizer on them, what say GD? Or, why is OP gay. Yes, we plan on moving once all the student loans are paid off (5 years yet). I grew up on a farm with a lot of land and with extreme privacy, I can't handle this suburban living. inb4neighborwantstobangme and/or inb4fruitplate http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v158/rebeltilldeath3/land%20pool_zpswakrsatn.jpg Why would I go nuclear and create a hostile environment for my family while at home? I don't want my wife to feel uncomfortable for fear of confrontation while my family is outside. Despite these problems, our neighbors are very friendly towards us and I'm sure I do plenty myself to somehow piss them off as well. I pick my battles and shit to get wound up over, this is not one of them. |
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Walk over while they're in the act, doing the "Have you seen my washcloth?" trick.
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Should have bought the plot of land next to you when you had the chance.
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get footage, from another angle- not your yard. shoot it on over to
the local pd, dcfs, etc. fornication in public is a no-no. they are lowering your property value. |
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Their neighbor is a prosecutor and next to him is a state trooper. I really don't think they care. Regardless, I'd never call the cops for two grown adults fucking. It'd be fine if it was night time, but broad daylight when all the kids are outside?? The kids in our neighborhood are normal, they're outside all day. Edit - I did tell the prosecutor about it View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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You know OP, you could always try the total opposite thing... Join them When they are having sex, come on over naked and say "hey guys, looks like you all are having fun, do you have room for a third?!" Either they will go wtf and stop doing their shit, or have you join them. It's a win-win here. The other alternative, which is a dick move is to call the law and tell them someone is doing some "Activities in the pool in broad daylight and that public on the street can see it". Their neighbor is a prosecutor and next to him is a state trooper. I really don't think they care. Regardless, I'd never call the cops for two grown adults fucking. It'd be fine if it was night time, but broad daylight when all the kids are outside?? The kids in our neighborhood are normal, they're outside all day. Edit - I did tell the prosecutor about it THINK OF THE KIDS!!!! OMG SEX!!!! KIDS THIS IS HOW YOU WERE MADE!!!! OMG KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSSS! |
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Quoted: The parking itself wasn't the problem, it was the constant in/out, doors slamming, standing in my frontyard, and idling fart cannons; we're talking in/out 5+ times an evening with 2-3 cars. Whatever, you can't teach people respect, but I still took the high ground by making our guests park up the road or across the street as to not do the same bullshit to them. View Quote Drugs. This is going to be your route to deal with these people. |
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I think you guys are imaging this to be hot romantic pool sex. This is more veins bulging in the neck hammering away in a rhythmic seizure fashion. Go on.... I am concerned that milkman110 might live close to you, very close to you. Hmmmm...he is in PA. Hey OP invite me over for the show, you had me at rhythmic hammering. |
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I'd walk over while he is plowing her and talk about some random bullshit. Ask if they seen someone putting trash in the trash cans on trash day last week. Just whatever. I'd do it EVERY time they are getting it on. View Quote This!, Just walk up and act like you have no idea whats going on and talk about random bullshit. Do it every time they are banging. |
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I wish I had sex that much Have you ever had sex in a pool? It's like in the shower, except worse. That just adds to the WTF level. Who enjoys water sex? One of the hottest times I ever had sex was on the banks of the Youghiogheny, while some people were on the other side of some bushes a mere 100 feet away. |
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Outdoor speakers + porn music. Crank it up whenever you catch them
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The weird part is living in an area of the country where you dont fence in your yard.
Sorry but your nonfenced shit confuses me and scares me. Grew up with everything fenced and love it. I can go take a morning wood piss in the backyard, strut naked if I choose, and generally not worry about seeing my neighbor`s bullshit nor them seeing mine. build a fence dude. Fuck the neighbors. |
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It has been said... Maybe it's a little exhibitionism on their part. But I'm too forward when it comes to shit that bugs me. I don't know if I'd care about my neighbors banging in their own pool. But if it bothered me, the next time I saw it I'd walk right towards them - waving and talking as I walked towards them - pretending not to notice that they were banging. I'd walk right up to the edge of the pool and ask a dumb general question about the neighborhood or something. |
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I wish I had sex that much Have you ever had sex in a pool? It's like in the shower, except worse. That just adds to the WTF level. Who enjoys water sex? One of the hottest times I ever had sex was on the banks of the Youghiogheny, while some people were on the other side of some bushes a mere 100 feet away. Gave her the old West Allegheny Beaver Cleaver eh Off to make Urban Dictionary entry >>>>>>>>>>>>>> |
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Invite a few friends over and get out the lawn chairs and number boards.
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OP sounds like an old codger busybody without any hobbies.
At my old house, on one side was a battered womens shelter. They undressed with the curtains open and sunbathed nude almost daily. On the other side, the neighbors teen aged daughters and friends would have get togethers where they tried on each others clothes with the curtains open. On the third side was a neighbor without curtains who would inevitably be changing clothes right when I opened the frige to get a beer. I think that is why the house sold for 3x what I paid for it. /no prude You are a baller if you shout "LEROY JENKINS!!!!" and cannonball right into the middle of that motherfucker. |
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The wife is behind the pool-fucking. Because of her age, she's insecure about her waning looks, so she has to have sex publicly to prove to the world that, yes, she's still attractive.
Her oblivious, dim-witted husband merely complies. So *she's* the one to deal with if you want to effect any change. I would start screwing her on the side, then she'll be putty in your hands and won't need to pool-fuck. |
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