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Posted: 7/7/2015 10:44:58 AM EDT
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JFC. This company is literally the LAST customer of ours on an old, old version of the software. Everyone else has upgraded, but these guys are spending months testing the "new" version and questioning every. goddam. thing. about it. Because EVERY GODDAMN OTHER CUSTOMER already being successfully upgraded isn't a good indicator that it's solid.  Stab them in the spleen with a plant. And then staple their perineum to their forehead. This man gets it. |
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Posted: 7/7/2015 10:48:51 AM EDT
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Non concur. Gov would buy it from a foreign contractor without testing it, based solely on the claims of the salesman, then get all confused as to why their security has been breached and all of their sensitive data has been stolen. This would of course be followed by a dog and pony show in congress after which nothing will have changed and no one responsible will have been removed. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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JFC. This company is literally the LAST customer of ours on an old, old version of the software. Everyone else has upgraded, but these guys are spending months testing the "new" version and questioning every. goddam. thing. about it. Because EVERY GODDAMN OTHER CUSTOMER already being successfully upgraded isn't a good indicator that it's solid. Must be .gov  Non concur. Gov would buy it from a foreign contractor without testing it, based solely on the claims of the salesman, then get all confused as to why their security has been breached and all of their sensitive data has been stolen. This would of course be followed by a dog and pony show in congress after which nothing will have changed and no one responsible will have been removed. They can pry my Blackberry and Windows XP box from my cold, dead hands!!! 
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Posted: 7/7/2015 10:49:54 AM EDT
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They can pry my Blackberry and Windows XP box from my cold, dead hands!!! Quote HistoryQuoted:
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JFC. This company is literally the LAST customer of ours on an old, old version of the software. Everyone else has upgraded, but these guys are spending months testing the "new" version and questioning every. goddam. thing. about it. Because EVERY GODDAMN OTHER CUSTOMER already being successfully upgraded isn't a good indicator that it's solid. Must be .gov Non concur. Gov would buy it from a foreign contractor without testing it, based solely on the claims of the salesman, then get all confused as to why their security has been breached and all of their sensitive data has been stolen. This would of course be followed by a dog and pony show in congress after which nothing will have changed and no one responsible will have been removed. They can pry my Blackberry and Windows XP box from my cold, dead hands!!! 
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Posted: 7/7/2015 10:50:29 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryMeh. Neat, but without knowing exactly how the mock can was welded on, I'd pass. Spend the same cash on a Scorpion EVO and a stamp. |
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Posted: 7/7/2015 10:50:42 AM EDT
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I still run XP while I operate.
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Posted: 7/7/2015 10:51:11 AM EDT
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This man gets it. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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JFC. This company is literally the LAST customer of ours on an old, old version of the software. Everyone else has upgraded, but these guys are spending months testing the "new" version and questioning every. goddam. thing. about it. Because EVERY GODDAMN OTHER CUSTOMER already being successfully upgraded isn't a good indicator that it's solid. Stab them in the spleen with a plant. And then staple their perineum to their forehead. This man gets it. Credit for that line goes to a pissed off E-7 chewing some ass many years ago. I was laughing so hard I could barely keep standing. At parade rest, of course.
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Posted: 7/7/2015 10:51:44 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: JFC. This company is literally the LAST customer of ours on an old, old version of the software. Everyone else has upgraded, but these guys are spending months testing the "new" version and questioning every. goddam. thing. about it. Because EVERY GODDAMN OTHER CUSTOMER already being successfully upgraded isn't a good indicator that it's solid. |
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Posted: 7/7/2015 10:51:54 AM EDT
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I still run XP while I operate. 8 here 
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Posted: 7/7/2015 10:52:00 AM EDT
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I still run XP while I operate. Me too. |
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Posted: 7/7/2015 10:52:44 AM EDT
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Fuck, it's as if kids these days have never heard of Penthouse, Hustler, Playboy, Voluptuous, Juggs, etc. They have magazines for that. Quote HistoryQuoted:
Fuck, it's as if kids these days have never heard of Penthouse, Hustler, Playboy, Voluptuous, Juggs, etc. They have magazines for that. Don't forget Sears underwear ads |
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Posted: 7/7/2015 10:53:02 AM EDT
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Credit for that line goes to a pissed off E-7 chewing some ass many years ago. I was laughing so hard I could barely keep standing. At parade rest, of course. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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JFC. This company is literally the LAST customer of ours on an old, old version of the software. Everyone else has upgraded, but these guys are spending months testing the "new" version and questioning every. goddam. thing. about it. Because EVERY GODDAMN OTHER CUSTOMER already being successfully upgraded isn't a good indicator that it's solid. Stab them in the spleen with a plant. And then staple their perineum to their forehead. This man gets it. Credit for that line goes to a pissed off E-7 chewing some ass many years ago. I was laughing so hard I could barely keep standing. At parade rest, of course. Do you remember what brought that line about? |
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Posted: 7/7/2015 10:53:03 AM EDT
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Posted: 7/7/2015 10:53:54 AM EDT
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Makes sense. I too like to spend $1500 to feel better about a handful of $80 purchases. That's good economic sense.
What you should do is buy $1500 worth of MP5 mags and keep them for a rainy day. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Thanks. I didn't really need another HK clone, but I feel better about mag prices when I own more guns to run the mags in. Makes sense. I too like to spend $1500 to feel better about a handful of $80 purchases. That's good economic sense.
What you should do is buy $1500 worth of MP5 mags and keep them for a rainy day. No part of gun purchasing has anything to do with making good economic sense. What's wrong with you, Dog? Trying to apply logic to black rifle disease. 
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Posted: 7/7/2015 10:53:58 AM EDT
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Fuck, it's as if kids these days have never heard of Penthouse, Hustler, Playboy, Voluptuous, Juggs, etc. They have magazines for that. Don't forget Sears underwear ads Or a Victoria's Secret catalog. |
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Posted: 7/7/2015 10:54:52 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Stab them in the spleen with a plant. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: JFC. This company is literally the LAST customer of ours on an old, old version of the software. Everyone else has upgraded, but these guys are spending months testing the "new" version and questioning every. goddam. thing. about it. Because EVERY GODDAMN OTHER CUSTOMER already being successfully upgraded isn't a good indicator that it's solid. Stab them in the spleen with a plant. |
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Posted: 7/7/2015 10:55:12 AM EDT
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Posted: 7/7/2015 10:56:24 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: What software? Or can you say? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: JFC. This company is literally the LAST customer of ours on an old, old version of the software. Everyone else has upgraded, but these guys are spending months testing the "new" version and questioning every. goddam. thing. about it. Because EVERY GODDAMN OTHER CUSTOMER already being successfully upgraded isn't a good indicator that it's solid. The financial industry is almost as out of date as .gov. |
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Posted: 7/7/2015 10:56:56 AM EDT
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Or a Victoria's Secret catalog. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Fuck, it's as if kids these days have never heard of Penthouse, Hustler, Playboy, Voluptuous, Juggs, etc. They have magazines for that. Don't forget Sears underwear ads Or a Victoria's Secret catalog. I could work with that. |
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Posted: 7/7/2015 10:57:14 AM EDT
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No part of gun purchasing has anything to do with making good economic sense. What's wrong with you, Dog? Trying to apply logic to black rifle disease. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Thanks. I didn't really need another HK clone, but I feel better about mag prices when I own more guns to run the mags in. Makes sense. I too like to spend $1500 to feel better about a handful of $80 purchases. That's good economic sense.
What you should do is buy $1500 worth of MP5 mags and keep them for a rainy day. No part of gun purchasing has anything to do with making good economic sense. What's wrong with you, Dog? Trying to apply logic to black rifle disease. I'm been saving every shiny penny to buy a new house, so my outlook on spending has been turned completely upside down. I haven't bought anything gun related in a while.
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Posted: 7/7/2015 10:57:23 AM EDT
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No part of gun purchasing has anything to do with making good economic sense. What's wrong with you, Dog? Trying to apply logic to black rifle disease. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Thanks. I didn't really need another HK clone, but I feel better about mag prices when I own more guns to run the mags in. Makes sense. I too like to spend $1500 to feel better about a handful of $80 purchases. That's good economic sense.
What you should do is buy $1500 worth of MP5 mags and keep them for a rainy day. No part of gun purchasing has anything to do with making good economic sense. What's wrong with you, Dog? Trying to apply logic to black rifle disease. There can be logic in BRD. |
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Posted: 7/7/2015 10:57:46 AM EDT
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Bamboo would work. It can get pretty sharp. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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JFC. This company is literally the LAST customer of ours on an old, old version of the software. Everyone else has upgraded, but these guys are spending months testing the "new" version and questioning every. goddam. thing. about it. Because EVERY GODDAMN OTHER CUSTOMER already being successfully upgraded isn't a good indicator that it's solid. Stab them in the spleen with a plant. Good thinking. |
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Posted: 7/7/2015 10:59:11 AM EDT
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I've said some really weird shit in here.
I've met a few of you and it was never weird 
Also no homo but Brett Favre is a good looking guy. |
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Posted: 7/7/2015 11:00:18 AM EDT
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Going to Vegas in two weeks. Wife hands me a sheet of paper last night with a bunch of stuff on it saying here's some things you might like to do while I'm in meetings all day.
Told her I already have a planned list of activities. She asks what? I scribbled on a sheet of paper and handed it to her. The list I gave her: 1. Go to Gilley's. 2. Order beer. 3. Drink beer. 4. Watch women ride mechanical bull and leer at the bouncing titties. 5. Repeat. She was not amused.  |
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Posted: 7/7/2015 11:00:33 AM EDT
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Do you remember what brought that line about? Not exactly but it was followed by a line of questioning about whether anyone knew what a perineum was and in turn a long-winded and descriptive explanation of said anatomy and the process required to staple said item to a forehead. |
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Posted: 7/7/2015 11:01:11 AM EDT
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I've said some really weird shit in here. I've met a few of you and it was never weird
Also no homo but Brett Favre is a good looking guy. You should've spilled more of your beer. |
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Posted: 7/7/2015 11:01:50 AM EDT
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Meh. Neat, but without knowing exactly how the mock can was welded on, I'd pass. Spend the same cash on a Scorpion EVO and a stamp. Quote HistoryQuoted:
Meh. Neat, but without knowing exactly how the mock can was welded on, I'd pass. Spend the same cash on a Scorpion EVO and a stamp. The EVO felt OK when I handled one a few weeks ago, but I don't want a new platform. I already have two HK MP5 (ish) clones. I like consistency. |
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Posted: 7/7/2015 11:02:19 AM EDT
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I still run XP while I operate. OSX and Linux for me. I gave up on Windows. |
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Posted: 7/7/2015 11:02:40 AM EDT
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Fuck, it's as if kids these days have never heard of Penthouse, Hustler, Playboy, Voluptuous, Juggs, etc. They have magazines for that. Don't forget Sears underwear ads Sears does not sell me. 
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Posted: 7/7/2015 11:03:14 AM EDT
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Going to Vegas in two weeks. Wife hands me a sheet of paper last night with a bunch of stuff on it saying here's some things you might like to do while I'm in meetings all day. Told her I already have a planned list of activities. She asks what? I scribbled on a sheet of paper and handed it to her. The list I gave her: 1. Go to Gilley's. 2. Order beer. 3. Drink beer. 4. Watch women ride mechanical bull and leer at the bouncing titties. 5. Repeat. She was not amused.
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Posted: 7/7/2015 11:03:43 AM EDT
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I'm been saving every shiny penny to buy a new house, so my outlook on spending has been turned completely upside down. I haven't bought anything gun related in a while. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Thanks. I didn't really need another HK clone, but I feel better about mag prices when I own more guns to run the mags in. Makes sense. I too like to spend $1500 to feel better about a handful of $80 purchases. That's good economic sense.
What you should do is buy $1500 worth of MP5 mags and keep them for a rainy day. No part of gun purchasing has anything to do with making good economic sense. What's wrong with you, Dog? Trying to apply logic to black rifle disease. I'm been saving every shiny penny to buy a new house, so my outlook on spending has been turned completely upside down. I haven't bought anything gun related in a while. I haven't bought much gun related. Hell, I haven't built or shot an AR-15 since late last summer. I don't need another platform, but this beckons me. http://www.ar15.com/forums/t_7_93/1445562_Vector_Arms_UZI_carbine_.html |
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Posted: 7/7/2015 11:03:50 AM EDT
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Not exactly but it was followed by a line of questioning about whether anyone knew what a perineum was and in turn a long-winded and descriptive explanation of said anatomy and the process required to staple said item to a forehead. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Do you remember what brought that line about? Not exactly but it was followed by a line of questioning about whether anyone knew what a perineum was and in turn a long-winded and descriptive explanation of said anatomy and the process required to staple said item to a forehead.
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Posted: 7/7/2015 11:03:50 AM EDT
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I've said some really weird shit in here. I've met a few of you and it was never weird
Also no homo but Brett Favre is a good looking guy. 
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Posted: 7/7/2015 11:04:43 AM EDT
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The EVO felt OK when I handled one a few weeks ago, but I don't want a new platform. I already have two HK MP5 (ish) clones. I like consistency. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Meh. Neat, but without knowing exactly how the mock can was welded on, I'd pass. Spend the same cash on a Scorpion EVO and a stamp. The EVO felt OK when I handled one a few weeks ago, but I don't want a new platform. I already have two HK MP5 (ish) clones. I like consistency. That's cool. I tend to lean towards variety; I'd rather have something new and different but can see the benefit of not wanting to add complexity, especially in the mag department. |
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Posted: 7/7/2015 11:04:55 AM EDT
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I've said some really weird shit in here. I've met a few of you and it was never weird
Also no homo but Brett Favre is a good looking guy. http://media.giphy.com/media/Al6zPi16cmXiE/giphy.gif 
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Posted: 7/7/2015 11:06:25 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Bank software. The financial industry is almost as out of date as .gov. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: JFC. This company is literally the LAST customer of ours on an old, old version of the software. Everyone else has upgraded, but these guys are spending months testing the "new" version and questioning every. goddam. thing. about it. Because EVERY GODDAMN OTHER CUSTOMER already being successfully upgraded isn't a good indicator that it's solid. The financial industry is almost as out of date as .gov. I could have told you that. The newspaper soft ware too. But those IT guys don't like when I ask "are you sure?" |
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Posted: 7/7/2015 11:06:32 AM EDT
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I haven't bought much gun related. Hell, I haven't built or shot an AR-15 since late last summer. I don't need another platform, but this beckons me. http://www.ar15.com/forums/t_7_93/1445562_Vector_Arms_UZI_carbine_.html Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Thanks. I didn't really need another HK clone, but I feel better about mag prices when I own more guns to run the mags in. Makes sense. I too like to spend $1500 to feel better about a handful of $80 purchases. That's good economic sense.
What you should do is buy $1500 worth of MP5 mags and keep them for a rainy day. No part of gun purchasing has anything to do with making good economic sense. What's wrong with you, Dog? Trying to apply logic to black rifle disease. I'm been saving every shiny penny to buy a new house, so my outlook on spending has been turned completely upside down. I haven't bought anything gun related in a while. I haven't bought much gun related. Hell, I haven't built or shot an AR-15 since late last summer. I don't need another platform, but this beckons me. http://www.ar15.com/forums/t_7_93/1445562_Vector_Arms_UZI_carbine_.html Was that the HTF shoot of sweat and hot? |
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Posted: 7/7/2015 11:11:36 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Going to Vegas in two weeks. Wife hands me a sheet of paper last night with a bunch of stuff on it saying here's some things you might like to do while I'm in meetings all day. Told her I already have a planned list of activities. She asks what? I scribbled on a sheet of paper and handed it to her. The list I gave her: 1. Go to Gilley's. 2. Order beer. 3. Drink beer. 4. Watch women ride mechanical bull and leer at the bouncing titties. 5. Repeat. She was not amused. |
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Posted: 7/7/2015 11:13:55 AM EDT
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Posted: 7/7/2015 11:15:17 AM EDT
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You'd think she'd know me after 20 years of marriage. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Going to Vegas in two weeks. Wife hands me a sheet of paper last night with a bunch of stuff on it saying here's some things you might like to do while I'm in meetings all day. Told her I already have a planned list of activities. She asks what? I scribbled on a sheet of paper and handed it to her. The list I gave her: 1. Go to Gilley's. 2. Order beer. 3. Drink beer. 4. Watch women ride mechanical bull and leer at the bouncing titties. 5. Repeat. She was not amused.
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Posted: 7/7/2015 11:18:08 AM EDT
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Flamingo.
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Posted: 7/7/2015 11:18:12 AM EDT
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Fury isn't having a very good day.
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Posted: 7/7/2015 11:18:51 AM EDT
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Fuck, it's as if kids these days have never heard of Penthouse, Hustler, Playboy, Voluptuous, Juggs, etc. They have magazines for that. Don't forget Sears underwear ads Now there are Victoria's Secret catalogs. Spoiled younguns!!!
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Posted: 7/7/2015 11:20:06 AM EDT
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Fury isn't having a very good day. There there old chap. Keep a stiff upper lip and it'll be right as rain. |
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Posted: 7/7/2015 11:20:29 AM EDT
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Now there are Victoria's Secret catalogs. Spoiled younguns!!! Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Fuck, it's as if kids these days have never heard of Penthouse, Hustler, Playboy, Voluptuous, Juggs, etc. They have magazines for that. Don't forget Sears underwear ads Now there are Victoria's Secret catalogs. Spoiled younguns!!! Wait for it... |
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Posted: 7/7/2015 11:20:53 AM EDT
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Not exactly but it was followed by a line of questioning about whether anyone knew what a perineum was and in turn a long-winded and descriptive explanation of said anatomy and the process required to staple said item to a forehead. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Do you remember what brought that line about? Not exactly but it was followed by a line of questioning about whether anyone knew what a perineum was and in turn a long-winded and descriptive explanation of said anatomy and the process required to staple said item to a forehead. It would be difficult, to say the least. |
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Posted: 7/7/2015 11:22:22 AM EDT
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There there old chap. Keep a stiff upper lip and it'll be right as rain. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Fury isn't having a very good day. There there old chap. Keep a stiff upper lip and it'll be right as rain. Right now, I just want to go out and purchase some old school golf shoes, the ones with the long metal spikes; then go to the local humane society, and stomp on puppies. |
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Posted: 7/7/2015 11:22:44 AM EDT
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Busy morning at the local paper. Two shootings in three days.
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Posted: 7/7/2015 11:23:01 AM EDT
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Fuck, it's as if kids these days have never heard of Penthouse, Hustler, Playboy, Voluptuous, Juggs, etc. They have magazines for that. Don't forget Sears underwear ads Now there are Victoria's Secret catalogs. Spoiled younguns!!! Wait for it... They don't even have to do that anymore. 
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Posted: 7/7/2015 11:23:57 AM EDT
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Fury isn't having a very good day. There there old chap. Keep a stiff upper lip and it'll be right as rain. Right now, I just want to go out and purchase some old school golf shoes, the ones with the long metal spikes; then go to the local humane society, and stomp on puppies. I do not recommend this course of action. Instead, wander over to a local college campus and start stomping hippies. |
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Posted: 7/7/2015 11:24:47 AM EDT
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