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Posted: 7/5/2015 9:37:27 PM EDT
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So basically, you took off extra weight. So now it's faster. And pissed? FUNNY . . . 
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Posted: 7/5/2015 9:37:40 PM EDT
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What about that cobra's animal rights? We don't even know if it was a Coral. |
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Posted: 7/5/2015 9:38:15 PM EDT
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So basically, you took off extra weight. So now it's faster. And pissed? 
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Posted: 7/5/2015 9:38:18 PM EDT
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"Was you ever bit by a dead bee?"
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Posted: 7/5/2015 9:38:18 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: We don't even know if it was a Coral. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: What about that cobra's animal rights? We don't even know if it was a Coral. Reptile profiling? |
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Posted: 7/5/2015 9:39:09 PM EDT
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Some people should be forced to wait five minutes after typing message before one can hit submit. Just to think about what one is submitting. Didn't OP just make two snakes out of one? They're like starfish, right? |
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Posted: 7/5/2015 9:39:48 PM EDT
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Reptile profiling? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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What about that cobra's animal rights? We don't even know if it was a Coral. Reptile profiling? Someone has to do it. 
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Posted: 7/5/2015 9:41:52 PM EDT
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Between the head and shoulders is instant death. The farther from the neck, the longer it can live. Rule of thumb is 10 minutes for each inch. Hmmm. . . I didn't know this . . Makes me Wonder . . . 
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Posted: 7/5/2015 9:43:31 PM EDT
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Between the head and shoulders is instant death. The farther from the neck, the longer it can live. Rule of thumb is 10 minutes for each inch. Dude, you crack me up!!! |
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Posted: 7/5/2015 9:44:28 PM EDT
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This is why I want to build a wall around the whole fucking state. To keep them IN. . or To keep them OUT 
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Posted: 7/5/2015 9:45:44 PM EDT
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That is not dead which can eternal lie, And with strange aeons even death may die.
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn |
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Posted: 7/5/2015 9:46:38 PM EDT
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To keep them IN. . or To keep them OUT
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This is why I want to build a wall around the whole fucking state. To keep them IN. . or To keep them OUT
It's a California joke. Come over and see who's flooding into this state. Tons of documented, and undocumented Democrats. |
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Posted: 7/5/2015 9:46:59 PM EDT
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Between the head and shoulders is instant death. The farther from the neck, the longer it can live. Rule of thumb is 10 minutes for each inch. Then op's snake will live 87 minutes 
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Posted: 7/5/2015 9:48:13 PM EDT
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It's a California joke. Come over and see who's flooding into this state. Tons of documented, and undocumented Democrats. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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This is why I want to build a wall around the whole fucking state. To keep them IN. . or To keep them OUT
It's a California joke. Come over and see who's flooding into this state. Tons of documented, and undocumented Democrats. We have the same problem here. Ours come from Ca, where do yours come from? |
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Posted: 7/5/2015 9:49:05 PM EDT
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Dead man walking!
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Posted: 7/5/2015 9:52:03 PM EDT
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That is not dead which can eternal lie, And with strange aeons even death may die. Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn I think he got bit by a Coral snake, his speech is garbled. Quick someone Suck the poison out. 
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Posted: 7/5/2015 9:52:15 PM EDT
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This is why I want to build a wall around the whole fucking state. YES!!!!!! |
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Posted: 7/5/2015 9:58:48 PM EDT
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He has a bottomless stomach now too.
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Posted: 7/5/2015 10:13:21 PM EDT
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Uhh.. if it's dead: 0 minutes. True but snakes will continue to wiggle around for about an hour. Even if you cut them into pieces, the pieces will move around! I guess none of you guys grew up around any woods! |
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Posted: 7/5/2015 10:17:02 PM EDT
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We have the same problem here. Ours come from Ca, where do yours come from? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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This is why I want to build a wall around the whole fucking state. To keep them IN. . or To keep them OUT
It's a California joke. Come over and see who's flooding into this state. Tons of documented, and undocumented Democrats. We have the same problem here. Ours come from Ca, where do yours come from? Liberals from your state, every other state, too, and illegals from Old Mexico. They ALL vote Democrat, citizen or not. Which was the entire point of Motor Voter. I'm in a red county, that out of staters and illegals are trying to turn blue. |
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Posted: 7/5/2015 10:18:38 PM EDT
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Liberals from your state, every other state, too, and illegals from Old Mexico. They ALL vote Democrat, citizen or not. Which was the entire point of Motor Voter. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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This is why I want to build a wall around the whole fucking state. To keep them IN. . or To keep them OUT
It's a California joke. Come over and see who's flooding into this state. Tons of documented, and undocumented Democrats. We have the same problem here. Ours come from Ca, where do yours come from? Liberals from your state, every other state, too, and illegals from Old Mexico. They ALL vote Democrat, citizen or not. Which was the entire point of Motor Voter. The only libs in this state came from Ca, Chicago, or the NE |
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Posted: 7/5/2015 10:25:54 PM EDT
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The only libs in this state came from Ca, Chicago, or the NE A while back I took my CCW class at the Scottsdale Gun Club. Driving around the area I saw more boob jobs and luxury cars than I have in Los Angeles. I bet most are CA transplants. |
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Posted: 7/5/2015 10:29:12 PM EDT
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The butchy fat gal at the desert gas station I was refueling @ a month back was a liberal with AZ plates and a coexist bumper sticker.
"It's a little humid this Summer," my 14er attempt at polite conversation. "This isn't humid, you should see Arizona....." She went on and on  geez, lady.
Well, lady, you came here, I didn't go there. Californians don't care how much pygmies sweat in the Amazon, either. It's too far away. GD seems to have a hard time believing their "free" states manufacture a surplus of liberals. I see them moving here, all the time. |
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Posted: 7/5/2015 10:32:59 PM EDT
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A while back I took my CCW class at the Scottsdale Gun Club. Driving around the area I saw more boob jobs and luxury cars than I have in Los Angeles. I bet most are CA transplants. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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The only libs in this state came from Ca, Chicago, or the NE A while back I took my CCW class at the Scottsdale Gun Club. Driving around the area I saw more boob jobs and luxury cars than I have in Los Angeles. I bet most are CA transplants. Ding Ding, GD's mating call has been sounded. Did these falsies pass QC inspection? pics? |
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Posted: 7/5/2015 10:36:53 PM EDT
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Someone has to do it. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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What about that cobra's animal rights? We don't even know if it was a Coral. Reptile profiling? Someone has to do it. It was a coral. You know the old saying...red and yellow he's a dead fellow... |
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Posted: 7/5/2015 10:37:23 PM EDT
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So it's mostly dead? It got better |
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Posted: 7/5/2015 10:40:17 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: With magnets or without?  |
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Posted: 7/5/2015 10:40:51 PM EDT
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If you want to kill a snake instantly and humanely then you have to destroy the brain. Chopping it in half or decapitating it doesn't work, their metabolisms are a lot slower and they can take hours to die.
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Posted: 7/5/2015 10:42:23 PM EDT
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They're like starfish, right? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Some people should be forced to wait five minutes after typing message before one can hit submit. Just to think about what one is submitting. Didn't OP just make two snakes out of one? They're like starfish, right? I think that is only a problem with amphibians like sea snakes. |
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Posted: 7/5/2015 10:44:51 PM EDT
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A while back I took my CCW class at the Scottsdale Gun Club. Driving around the area I saw more boob jobs and luxury cars than I have in Los Angeles. I bet most are CA transplants. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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The only libs in this state came from Ca, Chicago, or the NE A while back I took my CCW class at the Scottsdale Gun Club. Driving around the area I saw more boob jobs and luxury cars than I have in Los Angeles. I bet most are CA transplants. Sounds like Snobbsdale! |
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Posted: 7/5/2015 10:45:37 PM EDT
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It was a coral. You know the old saying...red and yellow he's a dead fellow... Quote HistoryQuoted:
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What about that cobra's animal rights? We don't even know if it was a Coral. Reptile profiling? Someone has to do it. It was a coral. You know the old saying...red and yellow he's a dead fellow... Not familiar with that saying, though I don't go swinging my purse at them either.
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Posted: 7/5/2015 10:47:39 PM EDT
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I saw a two mutha fucking headed baby coral snake in a five gallon bucket at age 8 at the Planetarium.
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Posted: 7/5/2015 10:52:52 PM EDT
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I kill all the poisonous snakes in my yard and let the good snakes go. The good snakes ARE the dead snakes. |
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Posted: 7/5/2015 11:14:25 PM EDT
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I dunno but it took me three or four hits with a shovel to kill a few dillos last week. Not sure if that helps.
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Posted: 7/6/2015 1:52:06 AM EDT
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If you want to kill a snake instantly and humanely then you have to destroy the brain. Chopping it in half or decapitating it doesn't work, their metabolisms are a lot slower and they can take hours to die. I dont see this as really being a negative. |
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Posted: 7/6/2015 1:58:39 AM EDT
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Next time smash the head. It won't do squat after that. |
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Posted: 7/6/2015 2:55:29 AM EDT
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The good snakes ARE the dead snakes. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I kill all the poisonous snakes in my yard and let the good snakes go. The good snakes ARE the dead snakes. Apparently, so did Saint Patrick. |
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Posted: 7/6/2015 3:07:00 AM EDT
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They are full of evil. They're evil dead. I once cut the head off a rattler. Would go out to look at it occasionally. It's like it sensed I was there and those jaws would start ta movin'. Just a head. No body. Ants already et it's eyes. Like it wanted to bite ya or something. I'm talking weeks...
EEEEEE-veal. |
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Posted: 7/6/2015 4:19:10 AM EDT
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Private Joker, why are you not stomping this coral snake guts out?
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Posted: 7/6/2015 4:28:37 AM EDT
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Coral Snake, red touching yellow, deadly, if red touching black it is some other snake, not deadly to you. |
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Posted: 7/6/2015 4:33:40 AM EDT
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If it crawled away it's not dead, it soon will be.
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Posted: 7/6/2015 4:38:31 AM EDT
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To keep them IN. . or To keep them OUT
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This is why I want to build a wall around the whole fucking state. To keep them IN. . or To keep them OUT
I think that's what they mean when they say 'win win' |
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Posted: 7/6/2015 6:29:50 AM EDT
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If a plane crashes on the Canadian and US border, where do you bury the survivors?
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Posted: 7/6/2015 6:34:53 AM EDT
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If a plane crashes on the Canadian and US border, where do you bury the survivors? Click To View Spoiler Why Can't you hear a pterodactyl using the restroom? Click To View Spoiler |
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Posted: 7/6/2015 6:45:00 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryI knew Miracle Max would make an appearance |
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Posted: 7/6/2015 7:48:00 AM EDT
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The front feel off.
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Posted: 7/6/2015 7:53:32 AM EDT
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I don't know. The common practice around here for rattle snakes is to bury the head because the fuckers will bite for quite awhile after you chop it off. Then butcher the snake, then watch the heart beat on it's own until sundown.
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Posted: 7/6/2015 8:24:30 AM EDT
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Are we talking about an African or European snake?
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Posted: 7/6/2015 8:38:46 AM EDT
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True but snakes will continue to wiggle around for about an hour. Even if you cut them into pieces, the pieces will move around! I guess none of you guys grew up around any woods! Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Uhh.. if it's dead: 0 minutes. True but snakes will continue to wiggle around for about an hour. Even if you cut them into pieces, the pieces will move around! I guess none of you guys grew up around any woods! holy crap! Zombie snakes!!!!!1!! |
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Posted: 7/6/2015 9:12:06 AM EDT
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Did you hear about the guy who got hit by a car on his left on the left side?
He's all right now!!!! |
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